Chapter 387

But within two days, there was a craze for eating chicken shit in Honghe Village.

"Your second daughter-in-law gave birth to two girls, and she hasn't given birth to a son yet! I recently got a folk remedy, go home, let your daughter-in-law eat chicken shit, that thing can control the birth of a son!"

"We have been married for two years and I haven't conceived a child yet. I heard that eating chicken feces can give birth to a child. How about I eat some too?"

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The mother-in-law Jinhua said she wouldn't let it go out, but their daughters-in-law ate chicken feces three times a day, and they didn't usually brush their teeth, so their mouths were full of stench.

There are also some people who can't give birth to a son in their natal family. Of course, such a good folk recipe should be shared, how can it be hidden.

Chicken feces are such an unpalatable thing, one person suffers worse than a group of people suffers!

Dressed and worn, it was passed to the Liu family.

"Aunt Miao! I heard that your fourth daughter-in-law is pregnant! Let me tell you, you can have a son by eating chicken feces. Your fourth daughter is so powerful, she must have a son. Hurry up and let your fourth daughter-in-law eat chicken feces!"

What the hell?
Miao Cuixiang felt that her ears must be broken, otherwise why did she hear someone urging her to feed the fourth daughter-in-law chicken feces!
"Where did you hear that!" Miao Cuixiang had a strange expression.

"In our village, many people know that many daughters-in-law have eaten chicken shit! Didn't your third child set up a chicken farm on the mountain, there must be no shortage of chicken shit! It's best to eat chicken three times a day shit!"

As he spoke, he showed an expression of envying your family for having so much chicken shit.

Miao Cuixiang: "..."

These people are all stupid!
Another person who came to Miao Cuixiang for something said, "What are you talking about!"

Miao Cuixiang thought that this person was reliable, but she continued.

"Xu Xiaoyun is pregnant with a son! Why do you eat chicken shit! Aunt Miao, if you save your chicken shit, give me some. My family doesn't have chickens, so I can't even borrow them. My wife is still waiting to eat them! "

Miao Cuixiang: "..."

Her eyelids twitched a little and her head hurt a little, so let her take it easy.

"Who told you that the fourth daughter-in-law is pregnant with a boy?"

"Isn't it a man, your little four is so happy? You buy things as expensive as fruits all day long."

Miao Cuixiang rolled her eyes, the eyes were not worthy of the IQ of these people, but she couldn't think of a more contemptuous expression.

"Our fourth daughter-in-law went to the hospital for an examination, and she is pregnant with a girl! It is because of the girl that she eats more fruits, and the children born in the future will look good!

Do you think I can be you?Is Xiaosi and my Xiaosi's daughter-in-law so ignorant?Why do you have to give birth to a boy to carry on the family? I don't have that kind of argument. As long as it is a child born to the fourth daughter-in-law, I love it!
And eating chicken feces, you believe in such a weird thing, where are your brains? "

"You don't care about Liu Dongsheng cutting off the roots. If you don't want to eat it, you don't eat it. Why are you scolding us! There is a reason for people to have boys with chicken shit. If you don't borrow it, you don't borrow it. You have so many sons and grandchildren, and you don't want others to have children, yes Is it because you are afraid that others will make a bunch of them, so you can't walk sideways in the village?"

It sure is!
Miao Cuixiang put her hips on her hips, foaming at the mouth, "Fuck your mother! Did you also eat chicken feces, or why is your mouth so stinky! I, Miao Cuixiang, can have a son, and my daughter-in-law can also have a son. You Go jealous!"

Why did she bother to tell them not to eat chicken shit, telling them it was just a joke by Chen Mei to trick a fool.

Love to eat and go!It wasn't her who ate anyway.

That is, in the future, you have to wear a mask when you buy things in the canteen. There are not many people in the village who have the habit of brushing their teeth. Be careful that you will be smoked to death if you speak.

When Miao Cuixiang scolded others, Liu Qiushou poked his head out and listened behind him.

"Chen Mei, Chen Mei, come out and see the idiot!"

God, some people believe this kind of stupid talk, and some people have already eaten chicken shit.

Liu Qiushou admired it very much, it turned out that there are people more stupid than his wife!

"What are you talking about, I'm not stupid at all!" He is a big fool!

"You are not stupid, you are very smart!" Liu Qiushou pointed two fingers towards her nose and went.

"What are you doing?" Chen Mei leaned back in fright, she just scolded him, and poked her eyes blind!

"Block your nose and eyes, you use your fingers to plug your ears and eyes, don't let the shit in your brain flow out!"

The two people who were scolding Miao Cuixiang looked this way and pointed at Chen Mei.

"Listen, they also said that your daughter-in-law didn't eat it, and they all admitted it! Your eldest daughter-in-law's brain is full of shit, and her son was born from eating shit!"

Chen Mei: "..."

She never expected that her nonsense about eating chicken shit and having a son was actually confirmed by herself!

Leave her speechless for a moment.

Liu Qiushou rushed to the speaker with a flash, grabbed his hand and shook it violently.

"You're right! I knew that she must have eaten shit secretly behind my back, and the baby she gave birth to was a little leopard, not a little piggy, and that's how I lost my little piggy son!"

Now, the one with question marks on her head was replaced by the aunt whose hand was shaken.

What are you talking about?
"You're the only one who eats shit, and your whole family eats shit! Mom, I'm not talking about us, I'm talking about them!"

"My whole family eats shit, you don't need to tell me! Why, I want to have another son too, I'm not too old." She brushed the broken hair around her ear, who would dislike her son? much.

Liu Qiushou hurriedly let go of her hand, as if she was a piece of shit, and grabbed the corner of Chen Mei's clothes and rubbed it on it.

Chen Mei: "???"

"Daughter-in-law, I think you are still a good comrade. At least you only eat shit by yourself, and you don't make the whole family eat with you!" He patted her on the shoulder vigorously.

Can you feel the strength? It is full of affirmations!
Chen Mei: "..."

Lift your feet and take off your shoes.

"What are you going to do? Mom, did you see that she would whip me with the soles of your shoes if you were here, and she wouldn't know what she could do if you weren't here!"

Miao Cuixiang: "Yes! Who told you to say such disgusting things, how can I eat when I see her at the dinner table in the future!"

For a moment, Chen Mei couldn't tell whether her mother-in-law praised her or scolded her.

The Liu family's beating of outsiders was terrifying, but internal fighting must be even more vicious. The two quickly retreated in fear of being implicated. At the same time, they also brought out a piece of news that eating chicken feces really worked. Chen Mei gave birth to three sons just eating chicken feces!

Those who were still hesitating and doubting immediately stopped hesitating.

As long as I can give birth to a son, and I can be hardened in my husband's house and in the village, what's the matter with eating chicken shit, eat, eat more!
As soon as they left, Miao Cuixiang also entered the house, but she didn't care about that, the couple could fight as they liked.

Liu Qiushou fled and Chen Mei chased after them, both of them couldn't fly!

In the end, both pairs of Chen Mei's shoes were thrown out.

The sky is too cold, the ground is too cold, my feet can't bear it!

Liu Qiushou was thrown with big shoe prints on the back of his head and back, and he stood with his hips akimbo in front of the gate of Liu's house against the big shoe prints.

His eyes are indifferent but full of tolerance, and his expression is particularly peaceful.

Liu Lang and Liu Hu saw him like this when he came back from school.

Liu Hu asked: "Father, what are you looking at?"

He looked at it for a long time, but there was no one on the street, only the closed door on the opposite side. Did the opposite door do something bad to provoke his father?
Liu Qiushou still looked at him with that empty eyes, and continued to stare at the opposite door.

"You don't understand, dad is looking at the country your mother built with chicken feces!"

(End of this chapter)

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