Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 364

Ever since he unlocked the delicacy of boiled crab, Liu Lang threw away his schoolbag as soon as school was over, and ran to the river before it was completely dark.

If he picked up three, he would eat three of them, and if he picked up ten, he would eat ten of them. He successfully ate himself to death.

During the summer vacation, Liu Wen ran over to live there, and the three young ones slept alone in a room until Liu Wen left, Liu Lang and Liu Hu did not move out.

At around one o'clock in the morning, in the dark courtyard, everyone in the Liu family was immersed in a sweet sleep, and the sound of small snoring came and went.

It's just that if you listen very carefully, you can hear several other discordant voices.

puff~ puff~ puff~
Liu Hu turned over, frowned, put the quilt on top, and retracted his whole head into the quilt.

Poof~Poof~Poof!
Liu Hu stared and opened his eyes in a daze, only to see a black figure standing on the bed next to him, only half of his body, who woke up after dozing off.

"Ghost! Don't come here, I have a big sword, and I will catch demons and ghosts!"

But the movement is the exact opposite of the behavior, the head is shrunk into the quilt vigorously, wishing to connect head to foot.

"Fart ghost, it's me! Hurry up and turn off the light, Xiaohu, I feel like my stomach hurts."

Hearing Liu Lang's voice, Liu Hu slowly poked his head out, and then was forced back by the stench in the air, pinching his nose with his hands before coming out again, while searching for the light rope by the kang with his hands, he said .

"Why is it so stinky, big brother, stop shitting in the house!"

Oh, my father said that my mother's faults are contagious, and they don't live with their parents, let alone the eldest brother, it will be passed on!
There was a soft click, and the dim light turned on, illuminating Liu Lang's appearance of leaning against the wall and clutching his stomach, looking a little painful.

Liu Hu hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to take the risk of being infected and crawl over to see how Liu Lang is doing. He is really the best brother in Honghe Village!
As soon as he came to the front, there was a puffing sound, and the new stench was overwhelming. It was obviously colorless and invisible, but Liu Hu felt that he saw a large piece of feces-yellow gas covering his head. Strong.

"Ouch! Brother, your farts are too stinky!" This must have been rolled around in shit for several times!
Liu Lang also knows it stinks, but he can't control it, especially if he farts, his stomach feels better.

"It's okay, you will get used to it after smelling it."

Liu Hu: "..."

Silently clutching the quilt tightly, thinking about the possibility of slipping away to sleep with Dad now.

puff!
Another one.

However, Liu Lang felt that this time his stomach was not only uncomfortable, but it hurt a little bit more. At the same time, the feeling of going to the toilet intensified, and something was about to come out!
"No, I want to go to the latrine!"

As soon as he started to walk while clutching his stomach, his stomach hurt so badly that he bowed his waist like a shrimp.

If it wasn't for him not wanting to become his mother's second, Liu Lang would have wanted to do it in the house!

One minute later, Liu Hu stood at the door of the hut, only to hear the crackling sound in the hut, and a smell worse than fart came to his face.

Liu Hu pinched his nose in disgust.

He looked up, only to see that there was no moon in the dark blue sky, and bright stars were twinkling.

Even if the stars are beautiful, but the surroundings are too smelly, I don't even bother to look at them, not to mention it's so cold!
Liu Hu tightened his clothes, "Brother, hurry up!"

Why on earth is Liu Lang insisting on taking him with him after shitting, and the hut is not without lights!
Could it be that he was afraid that he would be too lonely in the shithole, so he dragged him down with him?

"I want to hurry up too, but my stomach hurts!" I can't control it!

There was another burst of crackling.

He's the only one who's cold, isn't he cold?

He took off his pants, the wind was blowing back and forth underneath, his ass was so cold, his legs were almost numb!

"Then you do it yourself, I'll go into the house!"

"No, don't go! Brother Suan, I beg you, I will buy you delicious food when I have pocket money!"

For Liu Lang to say such things, it shows how much he needs him.

Just, does he have pocket money?
I still don't know which life.

Liu Hu stomped his feet and continued to wait for him outside.

Ah, what keeps him here, is their touching brotherhood, not some delicious food.

How could he, Liu Hu, a peerless brother, be so short-sighted and easily bribed?
Finally finished.

No, Liu Lang didn't know if he had finished stretching, but he didn't want to stretch for the time being, and he couldn't squat anymore.

Sucked the big nose, inhaled the smell of the head.

"Brother, come in and help brother!"

After standing at the door for such a long time, the body that has been nurtured is full of stench, and Liu Hu doesn't care about going inside.

Supporting Liu Lang, he would ouch a few times with every movement.

"Slow down, numb feet!"

He still wants to go back to sleep quickly!

Whoops, finally got out of the hut, Liu Lang didn't feel refreshed.

My butt is cold, my feet are numb, my stomach hurts, and my chrysanthemum feels sore and soft that I can't wrap my shit.

What made him encounter these!

It's delicious crab!
"Brother, don't eat crabs." The main reason is that he doesn't want to suffer.

Liu Lang nodded, but Liu Hu thought he was dazzled.

Oh my god, if elder brother gets rid of his gluttony, wouldn't the task of carrying on the family line of the Liu family not depend on him alone?
"I won't eat for a few days, I'll eat when I'm done!"

Liu Hu: "..."

He knows it!

Seeing one foot stepping up the steps and about to return to the warm and comfortable room, Liu Hu even showed an expression of enjoyment.

Liu Lang ouched and covered his stomach again, no, his hands never moved away from his stomach.

Liu Hu had a bad feeling.

"Let's go back, I have to go to the bathroom! Hurry up!"

This wave is called a turbulent, he is going to pull his pants down!
What a grudge!

Liu Hu felt that he must have committed crimes in his previous life to have such a gluttonous elder brother, and would accompany him to the latrine again and again against the cold wind in the dark night.

The whistling wind is his tribute, the stench his medal.

If Liu Lang doesn't buy him something delicious, he'll ask his aunt to make shit buns for him!
The noise made by the two finally woke up the others.

Liu Dongsheng held down Xu Xiaoyun who wanted to get up and have a look.

"Lie down, I'll go!"

Liu Dongsheng's face was full of blackness, what's the point of not sleeping well at night!

Yes, what a fuss!

The culprit, Liu Lang, doesn't want to make trouble either!

The wicked Liu Hu didn't tell him that so many people got up.

Just after pulling this time, the legs came out softly, and I saw one, two, three... four big living people standing at the door of the toilet and staring at you.

Without saying a word, with a murderous look on his face, Liu Qiushou was still wearing a gown, and the corners of his clothes danced in the gentle breeze. In the darkness and twilight, he looked like a ghost who had turned into a human, baring his teeth and claws.

Liu Lang was so frightened that his legs limp and sat down on the ground.

"What are you doing? I'm just going to a hut, so there's no need for so many people to beat me up together."

He was just a nine-year-old kid, too young to be beaten.

He has tried his best not to gas the room with his butt between his buttocks, and he doesn't want to have a stomachache either!
They are all crabs caught with hard work and eaten into their stomachs with lost teeth.

Although Liu Lang's consistent principle that things only come out from below has been realized, the shape does not meet the requirements, and it cannot be returned to the factory to start over.

The most depressing thing is whether he is okay!

(End of this chapter)