Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 312 One Person One Dog Or Two Dogs
"No, no, big brother, when you said you were leading a dog just now, one must be a human and the other a dog. Then you said licking, it must be a dog licking a dog. There are now two dogs!" Liu Mangzhong pointed out enthusiastically. mistake.

Liu Qiushou didn't even think about it, "Why can't people lick dogs? If he is stupid, he might just let dogs lick them? Besides, dogs might be able to lead dogs too!"

Regardless of whether others have seen it or not, Liu Mangzhong has never seen a dog lead a dog anyway.

Liu Qiushou simply greeted Chen Xuebin and Xu Xiaoyan loudly.

"Hey, are you two a person and a dog, or are you both dogs?"

Tell him, he really wants to know.

Look at his bright eyes full of thirst for knowledge!

Anyone would be reluctant to tell him, unless both of them are dogs, dogs can't speak human language!

All the bamboo shoots on the mountain were taken away by Liu Qiushou!

Chen Xuebin and Xu Xiaoyan were silent in embarrassment, Xu Xiaoyan asked Chen Xuebin with her eyes, what should I do?
Chen Xuebin didn't know what to do, if he had known, he wouldn't have come to deliver water, what kind of reputation was created for the loving couple.

The reputation did not spread, but became a joke.

In the future, whoever mentions the two of them holding hands will always think of whether it is a man leading a dog, or a dog leading a dog.

So absolutely can't admit it, at least it seems a bit spineless!

"Liu Qiushou, how can you call us dogs?"

He also wanted to say that dogs can't utter human words, but seeing a large group of people from the Liu family in the field, he didn't dare to say it.

Liu Qiushou was said to be very innocent, but I don't know if he really thought so or pretended.

"Who calls you two dogs, why don't you just ask! If you don't tell me, don't tell me. I don't have a good relationship with you. Even if you tell me that I'm a dog in human skin and possessed by a dog demon, please help me." You and I won't help either. Is Liu Qiushou's big sword easily unsheathed?

But I can tell you a simple method, take the boy to pee!

Oh forgot, your family doesn’t even have a boy anymore, not even a boy peeing, poor thing! "

Mother Chen was trembling with anger, did Liu Qiushou mean that the Chen family had too few heirs?

She was often angry with her mother-in-law because of this, even if she finally got rid of her mother-in-law, this incident was still a trauma to her heart.

Coupled with the fact that Chen Xuebin has weak sperm, it is still uncertain whether he can have a second child.

Liu Qiushou hit the wrong side.

"You, your Liu family, don't bully people too much!"

"How dare I bully you! You have to be reasonable! I asked them if they were dog demons. I was kind enough to treat them as donkeys. Don't blame others for not reminding you when your daughter-in-law gave birth to a puppy later.

Even if you beg me later, I won’t cure you. My daughter-in-law was raped several times by the Great Immortal Fox, and I cured her! "

Liu Qiushou patted his chest, proud, he is a qualified and excellent Taoist priest to eliminate demons!
Fortunately, Chen Mei was not here, otherwise she had to jump.

He also cursed the offspring of their Chen family as bastards!

Mother Chen rolled her eyelids, coupled with being hot and tired, she fainted from anger.

"mother!"

The Chen family was in chaos.

Chen Xuebin bent down and asked Chen's father and Xu Xiaoyan to get her on his back and carry her home first, and then went to the barefoot doctor to have a look.

As soon as he lifted his back, Chen Xuebin was crushed to the ground with an ouch, and his nose smelled a foul smell of earth, and even very fine earth got into his nose with his breath.

Next to the face is the root of the corn stalk. Fortunately, the corn stalk has not been cut, otherwise the face might be smashed.

Hahaha laughter came from all around.

"I don't want to laugh either, but I can't help it! You're so tall, you can't even carry a person who weighs [-] pounds. Chen Xuebin, what you usually eat isn't rice, it's shit!"

Liu Mangzhong didn't smile, his expression was more serious than anyone else's.

"As the number one filial son of Honghe Village, I must criticize you!
It seems that the last criticism did not make you realize your mistake at all!

Parents gave birth to you, raised you, and raised you so big, look at their hands!Full of rough cocoons and unclean mud!

You are so big, you don't help to harvest the crops, you sit in the house and enjoy the life of stretching out your clothes and opening your mouth for food.

When your mother fainted and you couldn't even carry your back, do you feel worthy of her hard work?Is this the work of a man with a new age and new ideas?
I think you can't get into the university because of God's eyes. If someone like you can get in, what do you use to build the motherland? Do you use your body that can fall down when you push it? "

Chen Xuebin lay on his stomach in the dirt, propped himself up with his hands, and the dirt was stuffed into his nails.

It's true that he hasn't been in such close contact with the dirt for many years, these disgusting and disgusting things.

In his ears were Liu Qiushou and Liu Mangzhong's sarcasm, like a knife, poking him, making him blush.

"I just didn't stand firm just now, who said I can't carry my mother! Father, help mother again!"

He insisted on showing them back!
Father Chen hesitated, "Xuebin, why don't you memorize it!"

Turning around, Chen's mother was fine at first, but something happened again when she fell.

But Chen Xuebin must memorize it on the spot to wash away Liu Mangzhong's ugly words, otherwise he will become a joke of Honghe Village again.

"I'm sure I can do it!"

As he spoke, he took a decent stride.

Father Chen and Xu Xiaoyan had no choice but to help Mother Chen onto his back again.

This time, Chen Xuebin held on!
He just said that he couldn't even carry his mother on his back!

He just took two steps proudly with trembling legs, and with another bang, he fell face down into the ground again.

The laughter grew louder.

In the end, the few people who were ashamed could only roll and crawl, and let Chen's father carry Chen's mother on his back. Xu Xiaoyan and Chen Xuebin followed trot home.

Liu Mangzhong pointed to the pile of corn that they had left behind, "Do they want to leave their grain here, just fainted, do we need all three of them to go back?
Alas, filial piety is not filial piety at all, but it is very good at putting on airs! "

The first filial piety of Honghe Village, I hate this kind of showmanship the most!

All morning, none of the Chen family members showed up.

Chen Xuebin was ashamed to go out, afraid of hearing ridicule again, it was Chen's father who found the barefoot doctor and said that Chen's mother was fine, just tired and tired, just take a good rest, if you are worried, make some delicious supplements, such as Say chicken stew.

Chen's mother woke up leisurely, "No, the chicken has to save eggs for Xuebin to eat, mother is fine, just sleep and it will be fine."

In the end, the chicken was not killed.

The barefoot doctor shook his head as he walked out the door.

The Liu family was right, what the hell is Chen Xuebin!
After taking a nap, Chen's mother still planned to go to work, but her legs were not stable at all, so she just lay down and continued to rest.

In the afternoon, only Father Chen and Xu Xiaoyan went back to break the corn.

"Why are you two again, hasn't Chen Xuebin realized what he should do as a son?"

It’s okay to go to work on weekdays, and don’t come to help with farm work on Sundays. Can such a person teach children well?
"Xuebin has to take care of mother!" Xu Xiaoyan tried hard to protect her husband's face.

But his face has been ruined long ago, and he can't even pick it up.

Liu Mangzhong sneered after hearing this, "Who would believe it!"

The two entered the ground in despair, and within a few seconds they let out screams.

"Where's my corn, who stole my corn!"

(End of this chapter)