Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 209 Do you dare to eat shit?

Although he didn't have diarrhea in the morning, Chen Xuebin was still sweating when he walked out of the examination room.

Some are hot and some are scary.

What is the topic on the test paper, I can't remember, and I can't remember what was written, and my mind is a mess.

Chen Xuebin exhaled and told himself not to panic, there should be no problem, and the exam will continue in the afternoon.

But tried several times to no avail.

When I found a shady alley, I sat on a stone to eat, shaking with chopsticks in my hand.

The soup of fried pork liver and scrambled eggs with tomatoes soaked into the rice, which gave the rice a sweet and sour taste, but at the same time, it was also soaked, making it soft and not chewy at all.

Everything is cold and a bit fishy, ​​but cold rice is often eaten at home in summer.

After taking a few mouthfuls, Chen Xuebin choked, quickly unscrewed the thermos and drank a big mouthful of bone broth, but he didn't swallow it, and spit it all out on the ground.

This is too bad to drink!

On the surface of the soup, there was a layer of oily flakes that looked greasy. I drank it too quickly, but now I leaned over to smell it, and the fishy smell that came over my face was like raw meat.

The Liu family all tastes like this, and this kind of thing can also be drunk.

Although the bones are cheap, they are also meaty. Chen Xuebin was reluctant to waste them and tried to drink a few mouthfuls, but he still couldn't swallow them. In the end, he poured them all down. He knocked on the door of a family with a thermos to borrow water.

Sitting in the examination room again in the afternoon, Chen Xuebin thought he could adjust well, but his condition got worse.

Before the test paper was handed out, my hands and feet were shaking, and I was sweating hot and cold together. When I got the test paper, I pressed a few sweaty finger prints on the snow-white paper.

In the middle of the exam, my stomach turned upside down again.

He wants to go to the toilet...

Chen Xuebin wanted to hold back, but all his unfocused attention went to how to clamp his butt.

A burst of flatulence rose from nowhere and slowly descended.

Puff puff!
Almost everyone in the examination room looked over, and the examinee sitting behind Chen Xuebin even covered his nose with a green face.

Why is it so stinky!
"Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom!" Chen Xuebin could only raise his hand and said.

You can go to the bathroom in the middle of the exam, but you must be accompanied by a teacher to prevent cheating.

Shit in front of others, Chen Xuebin's face was ugly, the tips of his ears were red, and he didn't dare to look at the teacher accompanying him.

In particular, the test center was the No. [-] middle school he was affiliated with. Although he didn't know the invigilator, he might have mentioned it to others.

As long as he thought that many teachers would know that he was the candidate who farted in the examination room, Chen Xuebin wished he would never come here again!

Going to the toilet once did not improve Chen Xuebin's condition. Instead, it was like a flood that opened the gates, his stomach became more noisy, and the contents of his stomach wanted to be flushed out.

He tried his best to hold it back, and two more farts came out. It was terrible that the candidates behind him would be fumigated!

After applying to use the restroom again, Chen Xuebin took away half of his test papers.

Chen's mother had already prepared a large table of meals and was waiting for Chen Xuebin at the door.

Waiting left and right couldn't wait, but instead attracted many people who were in a hurry to stand with her and chat with her teeth.

"Are you waiting for your family, Chen Xuebin, to go to the college entrance examination again? This time, you have to give our village a college student to come back from the exam!"

"Isn't there already a college student in our village? Just the one who stuck in the door!"

Although Zhou Qiao has clarified that he didn't do any bad things outside, but is a hero who saves lives, and that he has raised a large group of chickens that make people jealous, it still can't change the people's contempt for him.

Perhaps there is also a bit of envy and jealousy mixed in.

"What kind of college student is that? Do you have a diploma? Have you been arranged for a job? Let me tell you, when Xuebin is admitted to university, he will be the official first job in our village! From now on, your family will enjoy the blessings!"

After this flattery, Chen's mother felt very comfortable, and Xu Xiaoyan, who was working in the yard, also worked harder, with a smile on her face.

She endured Chen's mother's training and Chen Xuebin's bad temper, wasn't she just waiting for this day?
As long as Chen Xuebin is admitted to university, she will strive to go to university with him. The sky is high and the emperor is far away, what can Chen's mother do to her.

As for Chen Xuebin, Xu Xiaoyan thought that it must have been instigated by Chen's mother to be bad for her, and Xu Xiaoyun was too capable.

It's far away, and if I take care of his daily life and take care of him comfortably, Chen Xuebin will know that she is fine.

Just listen to Chen's mother saying, "That's right! My family Xuebin has studied hard. These days, he has to stay up until one or two o'clock in the morning, and get up at five o'clock in the morning to read again! If this is not admitted to the university, who else can pass the exam! "

Others agreed one after another, praising Chen Xuebin as a material for college students, and they had to let their children learn from him when they returned home.

When Chen Xuebin is admitted to university, don't forget these folks.

Chen's mother patted her chest, "I can't forget, my Xuebin is the most benevolent, and we will definitely help if there is anything we can do!"

Chen's mother was flustered, as if Chen Xuebin had already received the university admission letter and was about to leave for university in a few days.

Just as Liu Lu pushed Zhou Qiao down from the mountain, they went to build a super-large chicken coop for the chickens that could shelter them from wind and rain.

Passing by and hearing this is very disapproving.

"Fart, is he the only one? It's not as good as half a finger of my fourth daughter-in-law's. Xu Xiaoyun must be the only one in our village who is admitted to university!"

As for her own man, well, Liu Lu couldn't turn her head around, so she just put him next to her, and she didn't know if he was a college student or not.

Who dares to talk like that?

Mother Chen's smile disappeared, and it turned out to be Liu Lu.

The Liu family didn't know what was going on, they all became Xu Xiaoyun's lackeys, apart from being able to grow vegetables and sell them for money, why didn't they see her!

"Running around all day, holding books is also pretending. They are married people. Why don't you wait for men to have children, what books to read, and toss around! My family Xuebin is good at learning, a serious high school graduate! He is still a teacher! "

That's how it should be!

Chen's mother figured it out and didn't regret it anymore. Xu Xiaoyun looked like she was going to be strong. If she married her and was disobedient, it would be better for her to be a daughter-in-law like Xu Xiaoyan, who was easy to handle and obedient.

"Hey, if Chen Xuebin hasn't been admitted to university, would you dare to eat shit?"

"Why don't you dare, do you dare!" Chen's mother was very confident in her son.

"Of course I dare!" Zhou Qiao didn't expect her to make this kind of bet with someone. Wouldn't it be okay to change the bet? "Brother Qiao, don't drag me, he will definitely not pass the exam! A college student in our village must be Xiaoyun."

In short, I am full of confidence in Xu Xiaoyun.

Zhou Qiao: "..."

Forget that your husband also went to college?

"Is that because your Xuebin is back?"

Chen's mother quickly tiptoed to look, and after seeing clearly, she trotted up to meet him, and also saw clearly Chen Xuebin's gloomy expression with his head down.

My heart skipped a beat.

"Xuebin, what's wrong with you?"

Chen Xuebin, who has always been pleasant to everyone and has a false reputation of being filial to his parents, threw the thermos bucket and lunch box on the ground.

"What's the matter? It's all your cooking, which caused me to have diarrhea, and I didn't even finish the test paper!"

(End of this chapter)