Traveling through the 80s and marrying a rough man

Chapter 193 Hey, evil animal, watch my boy pee
Liu Qiushou listened carefully. If he didn't have pen and paper, he might have to take notes or something, even if he had almost forgotten the words he learned in school.

After listening to the story, he returned home with his hands behind his back in satisfaction, as if he was already a master of exterminating demons who had conquered countless demons and was respected and praised by everyone.

After entering the house, I happened to meet Chen Mei carrying a washbasin to the door to pour water.

He snorted in a low voice, and didn't look at her face, but at her swollen belly.

"Hey! Naughty beast! I'll accept you later!"

Chen Mei was taken aback by his cursing, and it took him a long time to recover before she recovered.

"Nervous, call someone an evil animal!"

After entering the house, Liu Qiushou asked Liu Hu for the rest of the notebooks he and Liu Lang used.

I cherish this book very much, and I will only use a new one after I have finished writing both sides.

Mr. Shouhun said that Taoist priests used mahogany swords and yellow talismans drawn with cinnabar to eliminate demons.

He didn't have a mahogany sword or mahogany wood, but there were plenty of firewood in the yard.

There is no cinnabar, and there is no chicken blood for the time being, and human blood is even more unusable. Chen Mei is not worthy of making such a big sacrifice for anyone who has nothing to do to stab himself!
So no symbols anymore!

Simply use scissors to cut the homework book into piles of shredded paper to replace the talismans.

After cutting it, put it in the pocket of your trousers, and go to the pile of firewood in the corner to choose one with a sharp end and a thick end.

Look at it for a moment, it's fine, that's it!
"Dad, what are you doing?"

Liu Hu has been staring at him ever since he cut the old homework.

"Father secretly told you, don't tell others! The child in your mother's womb is possessed by the Great Immortal Fox! Father will get rid of him later! If you let him come out and scare the Immortal Fox away in advance, Father won't be able to accept it!" !"

Hu Daxian!
The old people in the village like to use little tiger children such as fox fairy and snake fairy, Hades kid and so on.

But in their village, these things are not as good as grandpa!
But watching Liu Qiushou catch the fox fairy, Liu Hu is still looking forward to it.

"Father, I promise not to say anything!" He covered his mouth with the palm of his hand, and his big eyes rolled around.

But such a good-looking thing has to be called big brother to watch it together!

"Father, wait, I'll call my eldest brother to collect it!"

He knew where Liu Lang put the mousetrap, and he found it not long after.

When Liu Hu found him, he was looking at Lin Zi melancholy.

"It's said that when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, why can't I even catch a mouse!"

He couldn't have eaten all the mice outside, right?Can't!How can he eat so much, even rats can't keep up with his eating speed?
Liu Lang is only two years older than Liu Hu, but he is thin and tall, a head taller than his younger brother.

Recently, the food at home is good, and they eat a lot of meat, and they are still going up.

"Brother, brother, Daddy said that the child in mother's womb is Great Immortal Fox, and he wants to catch Great Immortal Hu, hurry back and watch with me!
The little uncle also made a lot of money, so he wants to stew meat tonight! "

Then what kind of mice are you catching, why don't you hurry back!
The two children were only interested in looking at new gadgets for fun, and had no extra strings to think about. If Chen Mei's belly was the Great Fox, what would Chen Mei do?
Anyway, the only one who hurts my mother is Xiaosan, so don't worry about her!
When he got home, Liu Qiushou squatted on the ground and polished his "big sword" with stones, but it was useless, at most it would remove some burrs.

Seeing the two children came back, he stood up and blew the big sword in a dignified manner.

"Look, dad will let you see and see today!"

"Okay!" Little wolf and little tiger applauded.

When Liu Qiu was harvesting and grinding wood, no one paid any attention to him, because don't doubt, his brain is different from other people's brains, not to mention grinding wood, it would not be strange even if he gnawed on a brick.

Pork is being stewed in the pot. The pork is cut into a nearly square shape and about two centimeters in size. It doesn’t need to be too big. Smaller ones cook faster, and you can pick up two more chopsticks when grabbing the meat.

The soup is simmering on low heat, and the pork has been dyed red by sugar and soy sauce, giving off an attractive oily sheen.

Some vegetables were cut on the chopping board, and when they were about to come out of the pan, they were poured in to cook the soup, which also tasted like meat.

Chen Mei sat on the bench and lit the fire, looking at the meat in the pot, swallowing saliva, and occasionally involuntarily flowing out from the corner of her mouth, her eyes looking at the meat were more enthusiastic than the rhubarb tied to the corner of the wall.

What else could this be if it wasn't being possessed by the Great Immortal Fox?
Standing behind Chen Mei, Liu Qiushou signaled the two children to keep a little distance away, so as not to be hurt by Great Immortal Hu.

He pointed at Chen Mei with a stick in his right hand, and put the index and middle fingers of his left hand together.

"Hey! You great fox who harmed my family, your Taoist master is here, and you don't want to leave quickly!"

Everyone in the Liu family: "..."

Chen Mei choked on the saliva she was about to swallow, coughed a few times and flowed down from the corner of her mouth, leaving a string of crystal marks.

"Liu Qiushou, how crazy are you smoking again!"

Liu Qiushou jumped back and took a step back, "Hey, you bastard, you don't listen to the Taoist priest's words, and your first loss is in front of you. If you don't leave, don't blame the Taoist master. I arrested you for the sake of heaven! Hehe!" The big sword danced wildly a few times.

Xu Xiaoyun thought, does this Taoist like to watch "Journey to the West"?

Being pointed at by a wooden stick and dangling around on the head made everyone frightened. It was Liu Qiushou who suffered from intermittent convulsions.

What a pain it would be if you didn't catch it and it fell and hit you!What to do if you hit your head!

"What a beast, you are the beast, don't point the stick at me!"

What kind of stick, this is a great sword, and it cannot be released until the Great Immortal Hu is driven away.

Seeing him not letting go, Chen Mei had no choice but to stand up and grab him.

"You evil animal, if you don't eat a toast and eat fine wine, don't blame me for killing you, hey!"

Grab it in your pocket with your left hand and lift it up to the sky, a handful of confetti flew down.

"What are you throwing paper for? Go into the flying cauldron!"

Chen Mei hurriedly turned around and put the lid on the pot.

Fortunately, it was a bit windy today, and Liu Qiu's harvest was so high that he didn't fly in.

"You're not afraid of collecting monster talismans, it looks like you're an old demon with profound morals!" He scattered all the things in his pockets to no avail, and dragged Liu Lang and Liu Hu away.

After a while, Liu Qiushou put down his big sword and came with a chamber pot.

Chen Mei stood and patted the paper on her body, and saw that he was holding that thing.

"Father and mother, help, Liu Qiu's hair and hair have gone crazy!" Said and ran away.

"Well, you fox fairy, you still know how to ask my parents for help. Hmph! My parents are so powerful that you won't be fooled by you. Let you taste the power of boy urine!"

A urinal was poured with hot urine just out of the oven.

Chen Mei was splashed straight, and she was dumbfounded by the smell.

She wiped her face with her hand, put it in front of her nose and smelled it, and retched.

"Liu Qiushou, I...vomit!"

I didn't even have time to squat down with my head down, so I vomited a big puddle.

Spit on pants and shoes.

Chen Mei: "..."

What evil did she do!
Liu Lang and Liu Hu jumped up and down, "Father, you are amazing! Immortal Hu should run away!"

"I must have run away!" Liu Qiushou put his hands behind his back and held the chamber pot, hiding his achievements and fame, "It's your boy who urinates so much!"

He is a good father, he does not take credit from his sons!

(End of this chapter)