Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 72

Wang Fugui looked at the one hundred yuan bill in Lu Yang's hand, and instantly regretted it, but he was willing to gamble and admit defeat. It was too late to say now, and then the big guys broke up. When I was in the dormitory, I met Xue Huiling walking in from outside the apartment building. Before he could speak, I didn't expect him to say with a cheerful smile.

"Fugui, how much did you win tonight!"

Wang Fugui touched the belt, smiled helplessly and said

"Don't you have bad eyesight? I see there's only one belt left?"

Xue Huiling glared at her, thinking that these guys would know all day long that they were talking nonsense with my sister, so she pretended to be angry and said
"Can you talk nicely, boy! Sister, I asked you how much you won, and you said you have a belt left! Any fool knows that you have a belt, so it's possible that you carry your pants in your hand all day long!"

Wang Fugui smiled wickedly, and said unhurriedly
"Don't worry! From now on, I won't need to carry my trousers, just hang the belt around my neck!"

Xue Huiling rolled her eyes angrily, and in an instant, this guy who was full of trains, didn't want to say a word, and then said a little irritably

"Can you still have a pleasant chat! I asked how much money you won, and you're talking nonsense and domineering here. Aren't you afraid that I will borrow money from you! Besides, the belt is used to tighten Pants, what's the matter with you hanging around your neck! Could it be that you have something you can't figure out, and you are going to end yourself with a belt!"

Wang Fugui found that Xue Huiling was impatient, he let out a long sigh, and said very sadly:

"Hey! Look at what you said, it's better to live than to die. I won't end myself with such a small amount of money! You asked me how much I won, but I almost lost my pants. How can you tell me? Answer your question! Alright! If you talk too much, you will cry! I won’t tell you anymore!”

Xue Huiling looked at Wang Fugui's extremely funny expression, and thought to herself that this kid is simply too funny. Even if she loses one or two taels of mahjong for one night, it will be worth more than ten yuan. But men are born with the same virtue. They always just want to say that they have passed five trials and cut six generals. They never want to tell others that they drink rice soup and pee on the kang. No matter what, he is a loser, so he said with a cheerful smile

"It's okay! Failure is success, his mother! Play a few more times in the future, and you will win back slowly!"

Wang Fugui glared at him and smiled embarrassingly. He thought that he would gamble for 30 years and win his own money. Big bets would hurt his body, but small bets would hurt his heart. He would not do such a thing that has no benefit but no harm, so he indifferently smile

"Xiao Xue, forget it! This kind of game with high IQ is not suitable for my elm brain! It is entertainment for you, but it is suffering for me! If you lose your pants that day, Then how can you meet people!"

Xue Huiling glanced at it, and thought that if you knocked on the top of your head, your heels would ring. Fortunately, it is an elm brain. If it is a smart brain, I am afraid that there is nothing like Einstein, but the big guy is just joking, so she said with a smile
"Hey! Look at what you said. A person who can learn mahjong in three rounds tells me that he is stupid. Do you believe this? How can a small mahjong that costs one or two yuan lose his pants?" Now, let’s talk about your pants, the dirty ones are thrown in the yard and no one picks them up, whoever wins your pants will do nothing!”

Wang Fugui smiled lightly, and wanted to have a good debate on the disadvantages of playing mahjong, but he had legs growing on his body, and it was not someone else who tied him up, so he said embarrassingly
"You're right! My pants were indeed thrown in the yard, and no one picked them up, let alone wanted them. That's because everyone has them, and the pants can't lose, but if I'm playing mahjong, my girlfriend must blow them! Pants It's not the same if you lose your girlfriend without losing! You should understand this account without thinking about it!"

Xue Huiling laughed when she heard this, her eyes widened and she said

"Good boy! No wonder they all said that you can sit up when you see the dead. At first I didn't believe it. Today I found out that I was wrong. Not only can you sit up the dead, but you can also sit up with you. Talk and chat! Excuse me, your girlfriend is not by your side. If you don’t tell her about you playing mahjong, how could she know? Could she be able to pinch and count! Isn’t this an international joke? Besides, we are just playing Mahjong is not a gamble, how could you lose your girlfriend? Take a step back and say, now is a society ruled by law, even if you lose and go bankrupt, no one dares to use your girlfriend to pay off the debt, because it is against the law! Therefore you Just put your heart on your stomach and play as you want! No one wants pants and girlfriends!"

Wang Fugui glanced at it, thinking that these sisters are really strange, people are always telling you not to play gambling, but you are here, and you have been persuading me to play mahjong over and over again. Could it be that this is the legendary contemporary Wang Po, but the big guy after all Are you familiar with me? I was just about to say that my girlfriend is not by my side, but I lost all the money for the phone call. The phone is shut down without the support of spiritual food. My girlfriend is like a kite with a broken string. Who knows who will get it? The boy from which family is cheaper, but he thought that even if he said he was poor, other than looking down on him, he would not spend the money in his pocket for himself, so he rolled his eyes and pretended to be angry and said
"Look at you, even if the national law agrees, my mother-in-law will not agree! Then again, you are a dishonest child. If you don't have a girlfriend by your side, you can't lie to others! Didn't you listen? But, tell the truth! Be honest! Do honest things? It’s getting late, so don’t wander around, go to bed quickly!”

When Xue Huiling heard this, her eyeballs almost flew out, and Wang Fugui's mouth was swollen, and she said in extreme surprise
"Oh! You really dare to say anything, you kid, and you dare to call yourself an honest person. Don't you be afraid of slipping your tongue! Go back to sleep! Sister, I don't want to say a word to you now!"

Wang Fugui made a grimace, thinking while walking towards the club, what the hell did he bump into today, he slept well in the room, and ran over to watch some mahjong games, which caused Bai Dayang to lose, when he walked to the door of the dormitory, It suddenly dawned on me that this is the reason why people in the world often say "Don't prostitute, don't turn around, don't gamble, don't watch", but now I want to understand, everything is too late, my money is sleeping in the pocket of others, and I still Get under the covers and cry secretly!

As soon as Wang Fugui opened the door, it turned out to be locked. When he was about to smash the door, Cao Wei smiled and said,
"Brother, wait for 2 minutes!"

(End of this chapter)