Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 66
When Wang Fugui heard this, he wanted to follow the boy to discuss it immediately, but if he understood it literally, dogs and pigs are both animals, so he couldn't make sense of it, so he sighed and said

"If you kid wants to scold someone, there's no need to beat around the bush like this. Please just tell me, brother, I'll sit in front of you. As long as you don't bring any dirty words, I'll let you scold for three days and three nights!"

Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment, wondering what kind of medicine this kid was selling in the gourd. The world has only heard of people who pick up money, but there are still people who pick up scolding, and scolding lasts for three days and three nights. The problem is that this kid can't fix it, and he is digging a hole for himself again, so he rolled his eyes and said in an extremely puzzled way.
"Oh! You are such a weird person. I didn't take the wrong medicine. It's okay to scold you for nothing. Besides, scolding you for three days and three nights, your ears can bear it, and my mouth is not tired! Therefore, you should find someone else for such a thing. Come on! I don’t have much time to spare, so I’ll make trouble for myself!”

Wang Fugui glanced at Zhang Hao, thinking that you are quite a thief. My brother didn't say the premise. As long as there is a dirty word in it when you scold someone, you must eat up all the scolding words, but you were flatly rejected, so look at it. Take a look, say unhurriedly
"Oh! So you also know that you will get sleepy if you swear too much! Then you should speak well in the future and don't always bully me, an honest child. Although I have a mouth, I am anxious when I am scolded. If I can't swear, I can beat others!"

Hearing this, Zhang Hao looked at Wang Fugui's vicious look, and thought to himself, if you are stupid, do you believe it yourself?If you don't have the mouth that can kill people and sit up, if you can talk to a serious college student, fooling you into not giving you a warm bed, and chasing after you to spend money, I really think that everyone who is in college is foolish Yes, this is not an international joke, but luckily I had a better mind just now, otherwise I might not know how I died, so I pursed my lips and said in an extremely irritated way
"Brother, you are too insidious! When you say for a long time that you are about to scold me, hit someone! Since this is the case, it is better for us to communicate less in the future, so as to save the day and night, because we can't talk, Bullied by your kid, what a bruised nose and swollen eyes! I’m so hungry if I don’t eat, it should be okay if I don’t get beaten! Do you think I’m right!”

Looking at Zhang Hao's extremely funny expression, Wang Fugui thought to himself that you are so courageous, and you are bluffing in front of Dong Huibao all day long. People who don't know think you are Chen Haonan's younger brother, but in the end you are a bully Guy, but it's a joke, as long as you can shut this kid up and let him go out without talking nonsense and domineering.

Thinking of this, Wang Fugui first stared at him and then made a grimace. He stepped forward and put his arm around Zhang Hao's shoulders, and said while walking towards the door.
"Dude, you are so funny. I'm joking with you. Why are you so nervous? With my small body, can I beat you? Let's eat and go! If you are late, the soup will be gone!"

Seeing Wang Fugui smile, Zhang Hao rolled his eyes, and wanted to say that you were such a joke?But after thinking about it, it is better to have less than one more thing, because it is not worth arguing with people about this kind of thing, so I also made a grimace and said with a smile

"Oh! Dude! I have a bad heart. I don't dare to joke with me like this in the future. Looking at your posture just now, I'm going to play to my death! I haven't lived enough, and I don't want to die with a mouth. It's not worth it!"

Wang Fugui smiled lightly and didn't say a word, and they came to the dining room together. After eating, they strolled around the yard, but in the huge yard, everyone went back to the dormitory except himself, who was like a ghost. The two laps were boring, so he went back to the dormitory. He thought about it as usual, leaning on the quilt and started to fight against the TV. After watching it for about an hour, he was really bored and had no choice. Killing billiards to kill time, but the dream is very full, the reality is just a pile of skeletons, when he came to the billiard room, not only was there no sound at all, but even the lights were dark, he was completely desperate when he saw this, thinking about these people I stay in the house all day long and don’t come out for activities. Could it be that I am in Wodong? I wanted to turn around and go back, but then I thought about it, since there is no one to play with, billiards are quiet 24 hours a day, lying on the pool table Waiting for myself, entertain myself for a while, maybe someone came over to see someone in the billiard room.

Wang Fugui first took all sixteen billiard balls out of his pocket, threw them on the table indiscriminately, and then put them into the pocket one by one aimlessly, but no one came. He wanted to go back to the house to sleep , But thinking about it again, I went back to sleep so early, woke up, it was exactly eleven or twelve o'clock, and I had insomnia again at night, so I took out all the solid colors and colored ones and typed them again, but still no one came, so Extremely irritable, I inserted the club towards the shelf, turned around and closed the door, came to the door of the table tennis room, found that the door was closed, opened it and saw that there was no one there, I wanted to go in to play, but this thing was basically alone To play something, so I came to the gymnasium of the apartment building, because when I first came, guys like Shi Wentao and Lu Yang always liked to wander here when they were free, hoping that they were working out, but when they opened the door , found that there was still no one there, walked on the treadmill for more than ten minutes, and there was no one to talk to, and the more he walked, the more boring he was. When he was extremely disappointed and was about to go back to watch TV and prepare for sleep, he suddenly saw the book in the reading corner. There are a lot of books on the bookshelf, I walked two steps instinctively, but stopped after taking two steps, I thought that now I fell into the abyss from the single-plank bridge of the college entrance examination, what's the point of reading books, others burn the lamp to fight at night At that time, I slept in the dark, but now I want to read, and it is dusk when I wake up, and it is too late to wake up from the dream.

When Wang Fugui thought of this and turned to leave, he suddenly saw "Reader" lying quietly on the bookshelf, and stopped again, because in high school, he slept in class and smoked after class, and his deskmate Ge Zhentao told him to abolish a person The easiest way is to let him idle, you are so young, let you study hard, I am too lazy to say, but when you have time to sleep, it is better to read a book, even if the future does not read the book well, but at least it will If you are a good person, the book will teach you how to be a human being and avoid the hardships of society. Since then, you can buy almost every issue of Reader. Therefore, after seeing Reader, you will hurry over there as if you were seeing a relative. Pick up "Reader" and a copy of "Wolf Totem" on the bookshelf and walk towards the room.

(End of this chapter)