Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 595

When Wang Jinhua heard that Dong Huibao hadn't arrived at the intersection, she was so angry that she wished she could fly over and bite this shameless thing to death. She said angrily:

"Okay! Please don't be hypocritical here, it makes me feel sick! If you don't want to come pick me up, you can just sleep on the bed! Don't pinch me! I don't need the care you give me You don’t need to read my jokes here, to tell you the truth, even if I go out today without thinking, I can return to the station with my eyes closed!”

Dong Huibao was successfully awarded [-]-[-] again, and took a breath in extreme helplessness. The loess rolled up by the big truck just now, thinking that this is the disheveled face scolded in the legend. He wanted to turn his head and go back to sleep, but he had already said Well, when I came here, I had a lot of luggage, so what should I do if she is a woman? Besides, I am used to all the problems of this stinky guy. Now in this world, besides her father, I am afraid that I am the only one left who can accept her stinky body. Problem, success turned her into a woman who discouraged countless men. In a sense, it is also a kind of success. Thinking of this, it is as if she forgot what she said just now, and she still said with a playful smile.
"Oh! Good my wife! With such a smart brain of yours, you can lose weight with your thoughts. How can you not return to the station with your feelings? Isn't this an international joke? I'm calling to ask you to leave Where is it, can I order food in the past! I didn’t expect to have such a big oolong, do you miss me when you are so angry! If this is the case, you can overcome it for a while, and we will meet soon , Calling me on the phone, you have to pay the phone bill, the most important thing is that when you are angry, there is no place to vent your anger, after you see me, I will kill or cut you at your disposal, can you calm down?"

Wang Jinhua saw that he scolded this guy so much, but he didn't refute it, and kept admitting his mistakes. He felt as if he had eaten bee poo, not to mention how happy he was, but the car hadn't started yet, and sitting on it was idle , it is better to play tricks on this kid, after meeting him, after a set of shameless operations, even if he is put in the alchemy furnace, it seems to be swimming in the ocean of happiness, so he said extremely irritatedly
"Dong! It's not that I'm born to be scolded. The key is that this shameless thing does every human thing all day long! I really can't figure out one thing, that is, whether it is spring, summer, autumn or winter, or In the wind and the sun, every time there is an inspection at the unit, the security uniforms are neatly dressed, and they stand at the gate like a dog, waiting for the ancestors! I will ask you to pick me up, you One call after another to ask where you left and when you will arrive! Why don’t you ask the leaders when they will come and where they have been? You nodded, you didn't even bother to shake hands with you, and I brought you a big bag of delicious food when I came, and I want to be with you on the road of life in the wind and rain, and walk together forever! In your mind, I’m not as good as a leader who can’t be named! Young people, if you think this way, you’re making a big mistake. By the way, I’ll give you a word, the biggest leader in a man’s life is your wife , as long as you make her happy, you will not only be full of children and grandchildren, but also make you live like an emperor all day long. If you can't make her happy, then you can only look at other men. Life with children and grandchildren is as sweet as honey! What to do and what to do, it is best not to appear on my phone for the next hour or so, let alone in my mind! Otherwise, I will make you a new The man who will only call out early if there is something to do, and retreat to the court if there is nothing to do! Hang up!"

Dong Huibao looked at Dudu's mobile phone, wishing he could fall to the ground in anger, thinking that this prodigal bitch, who didn't know her last name after returning home, dared to talk to my brother like this, and was going to turn me into trouble A man who retired early without incident, such a man is a kind of alien produced by the feudal society, a jungler who needs to use diapers, that can be regarded as a real man, it is simply bad!ruthless!It's extremely poisonous!

Thinking of this, Dong Huibao handed Cao Wei a cigarette, and said very irritably

"Brother Monkey! Brother Cao, what do you call what I do all day long! Just sleep well and run here with nothing to do, and hear this prodigal bitch set off a smoke bomb! You say There are so many reasonable men and women in the world, how come I can’t meet any of them! I just met such a big-ass person who is fine, but has a bad temper! You see, if you come back and still look like a shrew, Barking at me like a mad dog all day, I have to change her! This is so bullying!"

Cao Wei looked at the distraught Dong Huibao, took a puff of the cigarette lightly, and slowly exhaled it, thinking that there are many reasonable women in the world, but there are also many successful men in the world, you and I are just the next generation of parents, and the rich second generation !The second generation of stars and the second generation of officials have nothing to do with each other at all. The circles they are in contact with are basically girls who have not studied for a few days. In love, although among the girls who don’t study, there are also those who are educated, reasonable, gentle and virtuous, but after all, they are a minority, and every "three noes" people like you and me can meet each other. Thinking of this, I sighed, smiled wryly and said
"Okay! Don't brag here, kid! Because even if you blow out the trachea, it's impossible to brag to the sky! You don't want to be full, kid. I don't know if a hungry guy is hungry. If you grow up like you, you can have one." If you don’t dislike your women, just have fun! If you dare to sell Wang Jinhua wholesale, don’t you look at the personnel affairs in the streets of our hometown, what is the lack of girls now, relying on the market every day (some rural areas In the regional market, where married men and women go on blind dates), old bachelors are basking in the sun! The young bachelors and the bachelors on the road, can’t wait to put money on their foreheads, looking at the blind date girl, their eyes glow green , every three, six, nine, and one market are not left behind, but none of the girls are taken home, and it has become a landscape! I think what she just said just now is going to go early and leave the court if there is nothing to do. I am afraid it will be the scene of your future life, just A different place, a home! Alone! A lifetime! A dream! Alright! You’ve been talking about it for so long, where did she go! It’s almost 02:30! If you haven’t arrived in Yan’an yet, you know you will People say we come here to pick up people, but people who don’t know think there’s something wrong with the two of us, and we’re doing nothing but drinking northwest wind, eating sandstorms and car exhaust! Why don’t we go back first!”

(End of this chapter)