Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 564

After Wang Fugui finished speaking, the soles of his feet were slicked with oil. Dong Huibao wanted to sleep again, but there were three female masters living next door, and he would be able to take them off when he slept. Being seen by others, I thought I had a problem with my thinking, so I stabbed him directly in front of the leader, then I was only one phone call away from going home, so I smashed out of the bed twice, and yelled towards the corridor

"Wang Fugui! You who have suffered thousands of knives, come back and close the door quickly! Otherwise, I will catch you and skin you!"

When Wang Fugui heard that he was being stripped alive, he smiled and thought to you, you seem to be really sleepy, lying in bed soup, you have to come out to chase me with your clothes on, and originally wanted to say that as long as you can catch me, Don't talk about peeling alive, even if you stewed alive, I will admit it, but I was afraid that it would be too late, Zhu Hailong was angry, so he didn't say a word, and ran towards the door of the apartment building as fast as possible, but he just Running to the entrance of the corridor, I didn't expect Zhu Hailong to come out of the dormitory slowly. Seeing this, he panicked instantly. He wanted to turn around and run back, but if he went back, Dong Huibao might be scanning around, ready to close the dormitory door. It is impossible to be caught in the dormitory and skinned alive, but to be repaired by Meimei is a matter of iron and steel. The most important thing is that the two people have already met their eyes. explain
"Eldest brother! I didn't realize that you are still a fastidious person! Why do you have to change your clothes when we eat at the door!"

Seeing Wang Fugui running over from Dong Huibao's room, Zhu Hailong knew that he must have borrowed money. At first he thought he was going to the toilet, so why did he come from the opposite side, but then he thought about the sparrow's face that was bigger than melon seeds, so he asked Although there was nothing wrong with what he said, he was too unkind, so he gave him a hard look and said
"Look at what you're asking. Whether you're at the gate of the station or going to Yan'an for dinner, wearing clean clothes is not about looking good, but about not affecting other people's moods. You don't know such a simple truth. If your girlfriend knows that your boy has been wearing work clothes for a month without washing, I'm afraid he will kick your boy! Stop talking nonsense! It's too late, and you have to wait for a long time if you don't have a seat!"

Wang Fugui was stunned by a sentence, and instantly seemed to be fed a fly. A woman is a person who pleases herself. Come on, it’s just donkey dung, and the people around still look down on it. As for the attitude of passers-by towards you, it doesn’t affect your life at all. At best, they look at your clothes, not the people who look at you, but everything is true. If not, then life is too tiring, so I smiled silly, walked out with my arms around Zhu Hailong and said

"Oh! A big brother is a big brother! He speaks well! But there is a saying that I don't agree with. I have been talking with Li Qian for three years. How could it be possible that I haven't met? It's just that my charm is too great. The first When we met for the first time, I saw that my long sleeves were dirty. I didn’t dislike the smell of sweat all over my body. Instead, I took off my clothes and took them back to the dormitory for me to wash. In the end, I washed a basin of black water and sent text messages. Scold a lazy pig! I washed four pots of black water in total, and used half a bar of soap to wash it off, and dried it with a hair dryer. The next day, I didn’t sleep, so it was sent to me! So do you have a girlfriend? It has nothing to do with whether your clothes are clean or not, but has a direct relationship with whether your people are clean or not! Otherwise, a pig like you! Pig brain! How can a guy with a pig body change girlfriends all day long? His girlfriend has bad eyesight? Just put a flower in pig manure!"

Zhu Hailong was scolded obliquely, rolled his eyes angrily, punched Wang Fugui in the stomach, and then pretended to be angry and said
"What a boy! You've got a lot of guts! How dare you bury me like this! Is it such a good time, I don't know what I'm doing! Excuse me, it's okay to put flowers on cow dung, but not on pig dung Could it be that cow dung can grow flowers, but pig dung can't grow flowers!"

When Wang Fugui heard the word pig manure, he was overjoyed. He thought that your kid is usually better than a monkey when he doesn't stick to his hair. He didn't expect that when he stumbled, he started to scold himself. When he was thinking about how to give this guy When digging a big hole, Li Haichuan, who was standing at the door of the apartment building, unexpectedly said

"Oh! I've always heard people say that dogs bite the hairs of the dogs' mouths. Today is the best experience! Quickly remove the dog hairs from the corners of your mouths. Those who know you will know that you came out of the dormitory. Just come out!"

Hearing this, Wang Fugui felt extremely uncomfortable, as if he was eating a bowl of rice, and he ate a snot bump covered with long nose hairs, how disgusting it was, why was he so unlucky today, he wanted to have a good meal Silly fish, but who knew that there was a disgusting little nausea at the door, I knew this guy was at the door, and I would wait a little while before it gets dark to eat, no matter how the silly fish tastes, at least I am in a good mood , when he was about to ask, this kid is not allowed to keep dogs on the website, where did the dog bite the dog, did he go out and let the dog bite, did not get the rabies vaccine, and started biting people here, if this is the case, then hurry up Go to get a rabies vaccine, otherwise it would be easy to be beaten to death with a stick, but before he opened his mouth, Zhu Hailong strode forward, pinched Li Haichuan's neck, and said with round eyes

"Why did I stay on the second floor for a few years, and now I can't even speak human words! Did your eyes get covered in chicken feces, boy! Which of your eyes saw the dog hair on my two mouths, today You can't find dog hair from my two mouths, so I'll cut a pinch of dog hair from the big yellow dog on the opposite side, stick your mouth in three seconds, and teach you how to speak human! "

When Wang Fugui saw this, he wanted to step forward and pull the two of them apart, but then he thought that they were assigned to the unit together, so there shouldn't be any problems. As a result, he hadn't figured out how to smooth things over for these two guys. Thinking of Li Haichuan breaking Zhu Hailong away, rubbing Bie's aching neck, glaring at him, and then said with a bad smile

"Oh! No wonder everyone calls you salty pig's hand! I didn't expect you to be so ruthless. If it weren't for my brother and my bones, I would have screwed my head off! After I came down from the second floor this afternoon, I would never have to go to the second floor again. Go upstairs! From now on, this unit will have nothing to do with me! You kid will never have the opportunity to use these words to bury me in the future! The future belongs to you young people and work hard!"

(End of this chapter)