Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 537 Dream Shit Jump 66

After Wang Cuihua finished speaking, she kissed the bank card again, and stared at the bank card intently, but when she looked at it, she seemed to see Cao Wei waving at her, and then she smiled wryly and said
"Smelly shameless! Do you miss me? Wait for my sister to come to see you in a few days!"

After the shift handover meeting at eight o'clock in the morning, Wang Fugui poured good tea and said to Zhu Hailong, scratching his head and face with pain and hatred
"Hey! Senior brother! You said I was unlucky! Last night I dreamed of stepping on a pile of dog shit! Are you going to be scolded today!"

Zhu Hailong glared fiercely, took a sip of tea, pursed his lips and said helplessly

"You kid still has the face to say it here! Sleep honestly! People who don't know think you are pedaling three rounds! You have been tossing around for most of the night. If it weren't for the sake of you sleeping, I really want to kill you!" Take off the kid's legs and make a roast leg of lamb!"

When Wang Fugui heard the roast leg of lamb, he glared fiercely. He wanted to ask if you really thought of yourself as the second brother Zhu Bajie. A dead pig still wants to eat leg of lamb. You don’t even look at your teeth. , but if you say this, this kid will definitely be anxious with himself. Besides, he is not honest when he sleeps. If the bed is bigger, his head and feet will be turned upside down in the morning, so he said helplessly.
"Oh! Senior brother! I'm really not in the mood to joke with you. You said that I can dream of dreams, and my shoes are full of shit! You said just now that I pedal a quilt like a three-wheeler, that is I threw the shit on the bottom of my shoe, so I won’t be called by the leader to clean it up today! If that’s the case, I’m done! Why do you think I’m so unlucky!”

Zhu Hailong looked at Wang Fugui's extremely funny expression, and thought to himself that it's just a sleepy dream, and I've been talking here for a long time. Dun, so the beggar who dreams of counting money all day long and gets cramps in his hands, wouldn’t he become a millionaire the next day? After drinking tea, I went to work, why not tease this kid for a while, so I frowned, pretending to be anxious and said

"You boy really dreamed that you stepped on dog shit! Then you have to be careful today. I heard from the old man that no matter what kind of shit you step on, it will be bad luck! When you walk today, look at the road, don't One fell down, and the front door fell out of sight. It’s okay to be inconvenient to eat. The key point is that you are not good at speaking. If you can’t even say a decent word, then it’s really troublesome!”

When Wang Fugui heard what Zhu Hailong said, his complexion changed drastically. He thought that he had a girlfriend now, so there was no such thing as a blind date, but if his front teeth fell out, it would be inconvenient to eat. The most important thing is I originally looked so abstract, if I fell and was disfigured, I could only go out and scare people, so I said in a panic

"Really? Then what to do! The old man said that doing such a thing would bring bad luck, so did you say that there is any way to resolve it! Tell me if you have something!"

Seeing that this guy took it seriously, Zhu Hailong thought that this guy was so funny, he even took the lying nonsense seriously, so he helped him if he couldn't accept the wall, but since it was a joke, then he had a good time playing with this guy, so he took it slowly He picked up the teacup, took a sip, and then counted with his fingers. He wanted to pat himself on the back of the head twice, so that he could say goodbye to all the bad luck, but after thinking about it again, it was a bit too much, and he turned his eyes to stare at him. feet, said with some perplexity
"Did you dream about that foot stepping on dog shit last night?"

Wang Fugui was even more confused when he heard this, thinking that as long as he stepped on dog shit, what did it have to do with that foot, no matter which foot stepped on dog shit, it was also my foot, not someone else's foot, and besides, he stepped on dog shit. Shit will not turn into gold bumps, so I said a little annoyed
"Oh! Big brother, do you have a way to resolve it? If not, don't mess around here. I won't be in the mood. I'm joking with you here! No matter which foot is stepping on dog shit, it has already stepped on dog shit anyway. Now, what’s the point of you asking this! Didn’t I step on three rounds? That must have stepped on both feet! Don’t you ask knowingly? Do you think it’s interesting for you to bully people like this all day long?”

Seeing that Wang Fugui was impatient, Zhu Hailong was secretly happy, thinking that since you are impatient, it proves that you care about this matter and take my words seriously, so he gave a hard look and pretended to be angry explain
"Look at you, young man, ask me if there is any way to resolve it. If I don't tell you, you say I'm not kind, but I will teach you the way to resolve it. You should always ask the situation clearly, and you can't open your mouth to talk nonsense. Now! Since you stepped on shit on both feet, go to the yard and jump with both legs, and come back after jumping 66 times. Tonight, this dream will be nothing! Believe it or not! Anyway, I heard it from others !"

(End of this chapter)