Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 48

Wang Fugui heard that Li Qian would look for him in the next life, so he didn't even think about it.
"If my girlfriend turns into a woman in the next life, then I would rather be reincarnated as a pig! In short, I will never live with her again! Too bitter! Too tired! Too difficult!"

Cao Wei glared, and said with a wicked smile

"Hahaha! How is it! I guessed it right! You must have owed your wife a love debt in your previous life, and you have come to collect the debt in this life, but you still refuse to admit it! Otherwise, the fetus will not be conceived. Why do you want to be a pig! Brother! Don’t forget! Merry debts are the most difficult to repay, because they are like the wind, come and go without a trace, and have a long history like water! Dude, this is called, the sin of the sky is still Forgive, self-inflicted crime, can't live!"

Wang Fugui looked at Cao Wei gloating, not to mention how uncomfortable he felt, and thought to himself that he said for a long time that he was waiting for my brother and me here. , so he rolled his eyes angrily and said
"Excuse me, can you still be bad, kid? I'm here to talk to you from the bottom of my heart. I didn't expect you kid to make fun of me for a long time. Why do you say you are so unkind! It's weird for me, please. Do I owe my girlfriend a love debt, and do I want to be a pig with me? Is there any inevitable or indirect connection between these two?"

Cao Wei found that Wang Fugui was a little unhappy, and wanted to make a joke, but he was still impatient, and his eyes were too small, so he rolled his eyes and said with a cheerful smile

"You don't want it, kid, you don't admit to being dirty with a bull's head on your back! I said that you owe a debt of love, so why don't you choose to be a pig if you don't want to be a good person? It is closely related! Since you are so Said, then I would like to ask you, why didn’t you choose wolf! Cow! Horse! Sheep! Why didn’t you choose pig? Take a step back and say, even if you are lazy, why didn’t you choose giant panda!”

Wang Fugui rolled his eyes angrily, thinking about this grandson, why is he just such a grandson, brother, I just said it casually, I didn't expect him to directly pull me into the animal world, it's so hateful, but it's too late to say anything now , so I rolled my eyes and said a little irritably

"What you said is not nonsense! Giant pandas are national treasures! I don't have such a good life! Besides, pigs and giant pandas are equally delicious and lazy, but because of their different faces, their fates are completely different. One is favored and the other is stabbed! But Brother, I am a capable person, and I don’t want to rely on my appearance to make a living! Now you should figure it out!”

Cao Wei glanced at it, and wanted to say something directly, saying that for a long time, you thought it was too comfortable for giant pandas to live and die naturally, and wanted to have an exciting play earlier, but I was afraid that saying this would completely annoy this buddy. The joke turned into a joke, so he rolled his eyes and said with a playful smile
"Dude, I didn't realize that you are still a person who pursues individuality! But I still don't understand why there are so many animals in the animal world besides humans. Why did you choose pigs? Is it because of Zhu Bajie?"

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, thinking to his uncle, what is this today, how could a bedbug come out of eating melon seeds, encountering such a strange thing, it would make me feel so sad, so I rolled my eyes, in order to get angry with this kid , said with a smile on purpose

"That's right! The reason I chose pigs is because of Zhu Bajie!"

Cao Wei was overjoyed when he heard this. You look like a cunning boy, but now it seems like that, so he said with a cheerful smile.

"Oh! So that's the case! Then it can be proved that my judgment is correct and the inference is reasonable!"

When Wang Fugui was told by this kid, the monk who was a little over two meters tall couldn't figure it out instantly. He thought that everyone else was a monk with a crooked mouth and recited wrong scriptures. Are you illiterate? So I said helplessly
"Can you talk well, boy, don't talk about it here! If you continue like this, our conversation can end here!"

When Cao Wei heard that the call ended here, he wondered if you were stupid on the phone. We were sitting and chatting in the house, and you told me that the call ended here, but he thought that this might be a case of tuberculosis, so he smiled and said
"Brother, don't get excited! We can't talk about anything! From now on, I ask you whatever, and you can answer whatever! Don't say anything superfluous, and we will talk about everything after our questioning! You see, it's okay ?"

Wang Fugui hesitated for a moment, thinking to himself, Brother Hou, you are too thieves. I am not only the maker of the rules of the game, but also a participant in the game. Is there anyone as overbearing as you?But thinking about it again, the two old men, today I don't believe that he can still sell me, so I smiled and said with extreme disdain

"Okay! Please enlighten me!"

Cao Wei pursed his lips and said cheerfully

"Do you know why Zhu Bajie is called Zhu Bajie and not Zhu Jiujie! Do you know whether he has quit?"

Wang Fugui was speechless for a moment, wondering if this could be called a question, it was simply nonsense, he wanted to ask Tang Seng directly, but if this was the case, the conversation would be dead, so he scratched his head, feeling extremely irritable here comes a sentence

"Hey! It's fine if you say you don't study hard! Why don't you even watch the TV well! It's obvious that you haven't quit! Otherwise, it's fine for him to go to the pigsty, otherwise why go to Gao Laozhuang! I don’t even know such a simple truth, but I really convinced you! This shows that you must be in debt! Otherwise, you wouldn’t have the same hobbies as Zhu Bajie!”

As soon as the words fell, Wang Fugui rolled his eyes angrily, and when he was about to refute, he didn't expect a text message from his phone to ring. He thought it was Li Qian asking him to eat, so he quickly grabbed it, and it turned out that it was a shutdown text message from the mobile company. Angrily, he threw the phone on the quilt and said

"Brother Monkey! My wife is about to send a text message, and it will be shut down. Isn't it fatal? This mobile phone bill is too expensive! I just paid 100 yuan, and it's only been a few days! You know, except in the town, Where can I pay the phone bill here!"

Cao Wei glared, and wanted to say that your wife can kill you on the phone, unless you don't want to live anymore, you dare to say anything all day long, but people use their own money to make calls, why do you say so much? , so he sighed and said

"Okay! Even if the phone fee is ten cents per minute, for someone like you who is always talking on the phone with your mobile phone, I'm afraid it's not enough to pay a few hundred more! There is no place nearby where you can pay the phone bill, but in the town There are rechargeable cards at the mobile point, you can buy a few cards after you finish your meal and recharge your phone bill! This way, there will never be a downtime!"

(End of this chapter)