Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 452 Kissing the Forehead and Kissing the Pig

When Wang Fugui heard that it was time to watch a movie, he hugged Zhu Hailong and kissed him hard on the forehead, and said with a smile like a flower
"Oh! Big brother! You are closer than my own brother! I love you so much! Then let's change clothes and go, we can set off! Come with me! Set off when it gets dark!"

Zhu Hailong wiped the drool on his forehead angrily, and stared at him fiercely, thinking about something good all day long, thinking about my brother, I will invite you to watch a movie, but this meeting has not yet fooled this guy out of the room, So I said helplessly
"Are you crazy about women, boy! Why are there no distinctions between men and women, as long as you are a person, you can hug each other! You are not sick! Should I go out to the health center for disinfection! I don't want to be young If it's mild, you'll get some bad disease, and you won't even be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future!"

Wang Fugui glared fiercely, thinking that you are too narcissistic when you are a kid, and you can't be found in a crowd like you when you grow up. If it weren't for my brother, I would kiss you today. I would like to kiss you, pig, but I am no match for this guy. The most important thing is to make this guy anxious. If I don’t invite myself to watch a movie, then I will lose a lot, but I can’t be scolded by this guy for nothing. So I scratched my head and patted Zhu Hailong's shoulder and said

"Brother! I haven't seen your level of cursing at noon all day, but it's really getting higher and higher! I didn't dislike your salty smell when I kissed you, but you fell here and started beating me around! It's too much Isn't it kind! Besides, no matter whether my girlfriend is by my side or not, I still have a girlfriend. How can I be hungry? As long as I am a person, I will hug my dear. Isn't this an international joke? Since you misunderstood me, then I Just to tell you the truth, I kiss you not because you are handsome! Not because you are beautiful, but because I want to eat pork head meat! Now that you and my girlfriend have finished talking on the phone, shouldn’t it be time to honor your promise? Is it that you are going to renege on your murmurs here! If so, then I advise you to give up this idea, otherwise I will not kiss your forehead, but go out to buy wine, and I should be chewing and eating pork head Let's drink! Where to go and save, you can do it yourself!"

When Zhu Hailong heard that he was going to buy wine and eat pig's head meat, it was obvious that he was beating around the bush and scolding himself, but he couldn't argue with this guy, otherwise he would admit that he was a pig and be scolded beautifully by this kid. It was too bad, so he gave Wang Fugui a hard look, grabbed Wang Fugui who was entering the door and said
"When the guy is talking, please keep your mouth shut a little bit! Be careful of slipping your tongue! We agreed to go to the movies, why are you going into the house now?"

Wang Fugui froze in place for an instant, wondering what you were singing about, watching a movie and going to the city anyway, what's going on with you wearing a red work uniform without changing clothes, so he said extremely irritatedly

"Of course I'm going to change clothes! Is it possible that I can still become a monk! Stop talking nonsense! Come back with me quickly and change clothes, otherwise I won't be able to catch the last train to Yan'an!"

Zhu Hailong found out that this kid was serious, and thought that he must not go in and change clothes, otherwise, if he didn't go to Yan'an to watch a movie, this guy would have to eat himself alive, so he pulled him over and pretended to be angry and said

"Oh! Let's go to the movies and not go on a blind date. What are you doing in such a nice dress! Could it be that you will become the bridegroom's official when you put on a mandarin jacket! I think you haven't woken up! Isn't this a waste of time? Besides, as you said just now, if you keep moaning, you may not be able to catch the last train, why are you still moaning here! Hurry up and follow me!"

Wang Fugui was right when he thought about it. Living like he is now, no one is willing to take a second look when walking in the crowd, so no matter what clothes he wears, walking on the street will not attract others' attention. If he wants to attract others' attention, he must give way People look at you more, unless you walk in the crowd without wearing anything, but in that case you will not be far away from entering the hospital. The most important thing is that others look at you more and less at yourself, will you give yourself a penny more? , or give myself a penny less, but I take others too seriously, and I take myself too seriously, so I quickly took out a cigarette and lit it for Zhu Hailong and said

"Ah! A big brother is a big brother, and he has a level of speech. I can't accept it, my little brother! For a dick like us, walking on the street is not like air to passers-by! Then let's hurry up! "

When Zhu Hailong heard that this boy stopped tossing about, he breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that as long as he fooled you out, the rest would be easy to handle, so he patted him on the shoulder and said

"Oh! It seems that my slap just now was not in vain! I finally got the hang of it! It seems that I still need to slap you more in the future!"

Wang Fugui waited for a while, thinking that for the sake of inviting me to watch a movie, I will not bother with you for the slap today. When I come back from watching the movie, I will return this slap to you sooner or later. If you don’t believe me, let’s go wait and see.

Zhu Hailong and Wang Fugui came to the gate of the station, unexpectedly, one turned to the left and the other turned to the right, and then the two of them stopped at the same time and said:

"What are you doing?"

Zhu Hailong looked at Wang Fugui's extremely depressed look, and the more he looked at it, the more he wanted to laugh, but if he smiled now, it would be completely exposed, so he bit the bullet and said

"Look at what you're asking, isn't it nonsense? Of course you're going to the movies! What are you doing!"

When Wang Fugui was asked one sentence, some monks who were two feet tall couldn't figure it out, because walking to the right was the way to the street of the town, and walking to the left was the way to the side of the road, and got on the car to Yan'an. There are no movie theaters, maybe he is going to shoot himself on the spot, so he said a little annoyed
"Brother! Don't bother! It's really getting late, and the road is full of ice. If you wait a little longer, you won't be able to catch the last bus! Are you really asking for it or not? I fell out of love today, I'm already in a bad mood, and my heart is not good! Please don't make such a joke with me, can you? It's not worthwhile to take my life just to watch a movie!"

When Zhu Hailong was worried about not knowing how to answer this kid, he didn't expect him to say that the road was full of ice, his eyes lit up immediately, he went over and took Wang Fugui's hand, and walked towards the street, hesitant to laugh or cry
"Look at you! Knowing that there is ice on the road and all the buses have stopped, you will run to the side of the road, where can you wait for the last bus? Do you really want to watch a movie? Don't worry about it in such a cold day Okay? If you want to watch a movie, follow me quickly, if you don’t want to watch a movie, then go back to sleep, and I’ll watch it alone! It’s as if I’m begging you to watch a movie!”

(End of this chapter)