Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 291

Li Shihao was speechless for a moment, thinking that this kid seems to be out of his mind. He dared to say such a thing while sitting in the car. Isn't he afraid of being asked to get out of the car by the driver, or throwing a grenade in the toilet to cause public outrage, and being beaten alive by the big guys? die, and said with great agitation
"Okay! Sitting in the car during the New Year's Eve, talking nonsense and domineering! Be careful, they will beat you up! You are really convinced! Don't say anything now, I will wait for you by the roadside!"

Cao Wei pursed his lips, thinking that I don’t have any meaning to live anyway, and I don’t want to live long ago, so I’ll just look at the one who doesn’t have eyes, and try to move me to the west, but he said those things are meaningless, and he sighed. tone of voice

"Oh! Got it! When did you become so timid and wordy! It's so frustrating! I really convinced you!"

After hanging up the phone, Li Shihao rolled his eyes, thinking that it wasn't my brother-in-law who was timid and wordy, but that I had suffered more beatings in life than your kid. To be exact, you are still too young, but this kid is still ten years old. I came back in a few minutes, and when I got out of the car, I found that I was not waiting on the side of the road. I couldn’t make it if this kid was still alive. I thought of this and quickly took a small road. A difficult walk towards the side of the road.

Li Shihao was walking in the snow for more than ten minutes. When he finally came to the side of the road, he found a fellow villager pulling a new year pig on a trolley and walking towards the pig slaughterhouse. , didn’t even have a tractor, rolled his eyes angrily, lit a cigarette, took a deep puff and said
"Brother Monkey! A lifetime of fighting eagles, he was blinded by a chicken pecking out his eyes! From the day he knew him, this kid has been running around with his mouth, without a single word of truth! It seems that he was scolded by this kid again today! With a brother-in-law like this, I've been miserable for eight lifetimes!"

When the bus was about to reach Cao Wei’s village, because there was a gentle slope, when the road was usually good, the driver just kicked the accelerator, but because of the ice on the road, the bus hummed for a long time and slipped halfway. After tossing about three or four times, the conductor left the little girl with extreme reluctance, and began to put sleepers on the wheels of the bus. It should have been a ten-minute drive, but he just walked for thirty minutes.

As soon as the bus turned the corner, Cao Wei saw his brother-in-law Li Shihao doing warm-up exercises on the side of the road, and his face blushed. When I went back, the car drove up from the slope, so that my brother-in-law would run for a while, and I would be scolded again. In the end, I thought that I would be scolded no matter what, so I might as well just leave it alone. Who told him to be my brother-in-law, It's normal to move for a while, thinking of this, I smiled lightly, looked at the little girl who got into the car next to me and thought she was smoking, and deliberately lit a cigarette, thinking that if you still dare to talk about my brother and me, then I will take you home and give me Being a daughter-in-law will save your parents from worrying about marrying you all the time, and all their black hair will be grayed out.

Seeing Cao Wei lighting a cigarette, the little girl thought to herself that a dog can't get rid of eating shit. She had already been cleaned up when she got in the car, and after more than an hour, she had forgotten all about it. Now she has lit the cigarette I was asleep, I wanted to tidy up beautifully, but I found that this kid had already taken his backpack, thinking that he should get out of the car soon, and several people around him were also smoking, so he gave him a hard look, then He turned his head and looked out the window without saying a word.

Li Shihao was so cold that he was about to call and ask Cao Wei what time he had been in for the past ten minutes, why it took him so long, and when he hadn't seen anyone, he turned around and saw a bus driving in the distance I thought to myself, brother, I look forward to the stars and the moon, and I finally brought you back, the evil one, so I quickly threw away the cigarette in my hand, stared at the bus eagerly, thinking of myself as a snail, don’t light it Come here a little bit.

As soon as the car stopped, Cao Wei quickly got out of the car. Li Shihao hurried over to take his bag, and was about to ask him how he did it and why he came back so early, but before he opened his mouth, there was a smell of car exhaust. Come here and let the two of them get over their addiction to cigarettes.

Cao Wei glared angrily, and the uncle grabbed a lump of ice and said angrily

"Grandpa! Do you know how to drive? You didn't see that we hadn't gone far, so you kicked the accelerator and sprayed my face with ashes! You are so anxious to reincarnate!"

Seeing this, Li Shihao snatched the ice in his hand, and said helplessly
"Oh! What are you doing! The road is so slippery that the car won't skid on it! Don't emit a few puffs of black smoke! Hurry up and stop causing trouble, let's go home!"

When Cao Wei heard that he was going home, he glanced at Li Shihao helplessly, and said with some disappointment.

"Oh! Good brother-in-law! Let me tell you the truth! The last thing I want to hear is the word "family"! The last place I don't want to go is the home I've longed for! It's still early, why don't we How about the two of you go to the county seat, drink a few bottles, and get drunk?"

Hearing this, Li Shihao glanced at it in surprise, thinking that when you were at work, you used to clamor to go home all day long, but now that you are at the door of your house, you tell me that you don’t want to go back, I really don’t know what you said The words are true, and just now because of the car exhaust, I was so choked up that I didn't realize it for a while. Now that the car has driven far away, the air is full of alcohol after the kid finished speaking, so he said worriedly

"Weiwei, how much wine did you drink last night! How many times have I told you not to drink alone outside! Why don't you listen! And now you still smell like alcohol, as if you just got out of a wine vat It's like taking it out, and you are still clamoring to drink it, isn't your life not your life!"

Cao Wei glanced at it, gritted his teeth and said helplessly
"Oh! It's okay! What is long is suffering, and what is short is life. I have lived enough now. I wanted to die drunk last night, but I didn't expect that I was just drunk and not dead. Today you will help me. Busy, let's go up and buy a box of Erguotou, I'll drink it alone, you just watch and talk with me! Brother-in-law, you are my real brother-in-law! This request is not too much!"

Li Shihao was speechless for a moment, staring at Cao Wei with wide eyes, thinking that the Jedi is my brother-in-law, otherwise he would not have put me on the fire and roasted me, and also carried a box of Erguotou, you drink alone and I watch, Just talking with you, let's not talk about whether a box of white wine can drink you to death, even if I really drink you to death, do you think I can live until tomorrow morning?But telling him now, it must be tantamount to playing the piano against a cow, so he rolled his eyes and said
"Okay! When I call your second brother-in-law and your third brother-in-law, the four of us will drink together!"

(End of this chapter)