Grandpa is not the door-to-door son-in-law

Chapter 12 The Ugly Kissed a Pig

Wang Fugui glanced at it in great surprise, thinking that the two of you really deserve to be sworn brothers, and that you only choose a whole family when you are looking for a girlfriend, and you both live in the same dormitory. After all, it is a good thing, so I quickly smiled and said

"Oh! You really deserve to be a master among the people! Tell me, you two, how to fall in love! Let me learn to learn and get out of the order!"

When Dong Huibao heard this, he said without thinking

"Okay! Don't be here, give me two eye drops. How can a person like you not have a girlfriend? Besides, you don't have a girlfriend. May I ask who you quarreled with? May I ask you that you don't have a girlfriend?" , do you believe this yourself?"

Wang Fugui's expression changed drastically in an instant, and he glanced at Cao Wei, thinking that since Dong Huibao knew about his quarrel with Li Qian, everyone in the room should know about it, so he rolled his eyes and said helplessly.
"That's right! Good brother! I used to have a girlfriend who was easy to listen to but difficult to meet, but because of that quarrel, I broke up with my girlfriend completely, and now I'm single again, but I'm wondering, how can you judge , the woman who quarreled with me must be my girlfriend, not an ordinary friend, I am more curious about this, can you tell me about it!"

Dong Huibao glanced at it, then smiled wickedly and said

"The first is the feeling! The second is the blindness! The third is because your face is full of stories!"

Wang Fugui glanced at it, thinking that I saw you kid, you have wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes, and you are not a good person at first glance, but after all, you are not familiar with each other, so you must have a measure when joking, so he smiled lightly and said unhurriedly
"Oh! So that's how it is! I didn't expect you to be able to read faces, but since you have the ability to read faces, it's a shame to stay here. You should go to the street to set up a fortune telling fortune. You will definitely be famous within half a year. The world becomes a half-immortal!"

When Cao Wei heard this, he laughed outright, walked over and put his arms around Dong Huibao's neck, stared at Wang Fugui cheerfully and said with a smile

"Oh! Brother, you are too bad and poisonous! If this kid goes to the street to tell someone's fortune, let's not talk about anything else, just by spraying dung with his mouth full, he will be beaten to death within half a year. !"

As soon as Wang Fugui heard that the words were wrong, he hurriedly said

"Cao Wei, what nonsense are you talking about here? I'm talking about a half-immortal because he can pinch and count. It's not what you said about driving a crane west to see the King of Hades!"

Dong Huibao threw Cao Wei away, gave a disdainful glance and said
"Don't worry! Don't be too anxious, boy. If I really go west, I will take you and Cuihua with me. Be a boy and girl for me. One will serve tea and water, and the other will wash your feet and warm your bed!"

Hearing this, Wang Fugui felt that the words were strange, and thought that this kid's mouth was too bad. Boys and girls were made of paper at funerals. It seemed that they didn't serve tea, pour water, wash their feet and warm their quilts. This kid is just broken.

Suddenly Wang Cuihua pushed open the door and walked in. When Wang Fugui saw this, he sat up quickly, thinking what was going on with this guy. Some of them fell asleep naked, and the faces of the big guys were ugly, but he didn't figure it out. When he didn't know what was going on, he didn't expect him to step forward, grab Cao Wei's ear, and said angrily.

"Cao, are you tired of your life! Believe it or not, I will completely shut you down today! Never talk nonsense! Excuse me, why do you have a mouth like a cotton trouser waist all day long, and you dare to spray anything! What am I? At that time, I said that I would give birth to a football team for you shameless! May I ask who you think of me! Besides, even if the two of us get together in the future, then I am not a baby machine, let alone a rabbit. I will give you cubs once a month!"

Wang Fugui was completely stunned when he saw this, and took a closer look at Wang Cuihua, thinking that everyone said that beautiful women are more willful, but she is so anxious and casual, but she is so arrogant and domineering, is it true? It is rare and expensive.

Wang Fugui originally thought that Cao Wei would get mad, but he didn't expect that he didn't even have a serious word at all. At this moment, he glanced at Wang Cuihua again. Could it be that she has something special, but he didn't know it, and he was shocked when he saw it. The woman is not tall, maybe she was malnourished when she was a child, her skin has dark spots, maybe it's because skin care products are too expensive to buy, these are all understandable, but this mouth looks like it was kissed by a pig, not only the lips are turned up , and it's surprisingly big. Could it be that Cao Wei likes the mouth of Zhu Bajie's sister? This is too outrageous!

Wang Fugui let out a long sigh, thinking that if I were Cao Wei, my brother, I would come up with a scud, kick her home, let her parents go back to the furnace, and recombine the genes of this unknown thing, let alone look like a fairy , but at least you must be worthy of the audience, even if you don't look good, you can't make it disgusting!But thinking about it again, it's not my girlfriend, why should I be so idle, maybe this is the legendary turnip and cabbage, each has its own love!
Cao Wei was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head slowly, instead of getting angry, he gave a kiss on the lips, and then said with a wicked smile

"Honey, look at what you're asking, you really don't have any level at all! Children are the crystallization of love, and you have children for me to continue our love and pass on the incense of our Cao family. How can you be with rabbits? Pigs are on the same level as piglets! Who did you listen to, I want you to give me a football team! And I beg you to let go of my ears quickly, if I am caught by you, brother, I will be hurt to death !You are so young, and you are so beautiful, you have started to be a widow for the rest of your life, how can you let me, who is under the nine springs, rest in peace!"

Seeing this, Wang Fugui thought to himself that the forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds, such that pigs don’t kiss their mouths, you still seem to find Yuanbao and can’t put it down. Is this the legendary crooked pot with a crooked pot lid? There is no one to love!It's a perfect match!It is also like a flower like a jade, and there is a flower in the name. Except for the big painted face, there is no flower on her body, but what surprised him even more was that Wang Cuihua gave Cao Wei a hard tug. ears, once again gritted his teeth in hatred and said

"Surnamed Cao! What good things do you think about all day long, boy! You are dead, and you still think, I will guard you as a widow for the rest of your life. Don't forget that we are just boyfriend and girlfriend. If you die, what will happen to me?" At best, it’s like a widow without friends of the opposite sex, there is no such thing as a widow! Take a step back, even if we are married, you will be struck by lightning for doing too many bad things, and I will become a widow. But I'm also a sweet widow, don't forget that there are only leftover men and no leftover women in this world! Tell me honestly what you said to Dong Huibao!"

(End of this chapter)