What happened after being sold to Inter Milan by Barcelona

Chapter 36 The prologue of returning to Camp Nou?Red-eyed Pique?

"Barcelona abandoned 9 goals to shine in Zagreb, Croatia's new striker appeared! "

"Guardiola is too late to regret, the magical counterattack of Barcelona's abandoned general!" "

"Mourinho's new darling, the national team's debut 9-goal super Su! "

As everyone expected.

When Su Qin and Modric rushed to the airport in the car of Kranica the next day, Marca, Gazzetta dello Sport, and Football News almost all the mainstream European football newspapers put Su Qin's crazy nine-goal incident as a gimmick. On the front page of the latest issue of my house.

Of course, this is not to say that Su Qin really made a complete counterattack as written in their newspapers.

They just want to warm up for the first match of Guardiola vs Mourinho in the middle of next week.

Today's Guardiola can be said to be in full swing, and Mourinho also announced his strong return after the bloodbath of Milan.

The confrontation between the two top young coaches with very different personalities but both with strong performances has gradually replaced the battle between Ferguson and Wenger that people talked about once.

The reporter knows where the G-power of the fans is.

At this time, if the hype has not started yet, what are they waiting for?
And Su Qin, a little person who is inextricably linked to both of them, naturally became the favorite in their eyes.

In the airport.

Su Qin, who was following behind the Magic Flute and Kranica, was surrounded by crazy reporters.

"Su, the national team scored 9 goals in their debut. In this state, what do you want to say to Pep Guardiola, who is about to meet at the Nou Camp?"

"Su, Pique said in front of the reporters of Catalan Football News that he is ready to play against Inter Milan in an interview yesterday, but he still doesn't know whether you can enter the squad. Is there anything to respond to?"

"Su"

The reporters hungrily put the microphone in front of Su Qin.

However, before Su Qin could speak, Modric and Kranitza directly pushed away the reporter in front of them, and led Su Qin into the VIP channel.

"Su, don't pay attention to these annoying reporters! They are not good people!"

What do the reporters mean? The Magic Flute, who is used to strong winds and waves, naturally knows.

He didn't want his little brother to be used as a gun by the reporters in a daze.

It will be a big battle between Inter Milan and Barcelona. It is not a good thing to lie on the cusp of public opinion at this time.

If he behaves well, the reporters will praise Su Qin as a flower.

However, if Su Qin accidentally capsizes at Camp Nou, no matter how high Su Qin was lifted by the reporters before, he will be stepped on by the reporters after the game.

"I know, Luca!"

Of course, Su Qin himself is not stupid, how could he talk nonsense at such a time?

In other words, in this Champions League, it is not certain whether the madman will let himself play.

In the face of Barcelona, ​​which is now blocking and killing gods and Buddhas, a cautious madman might put out a single forward super bus at the Nou Camp!

In this way, Su Qin returned to Milan by flight.

"Su, is Zagreb fun? I've been to almost every country in Europe, except Croatia!"

After lunch, I was sitting on the sofa to rest.

The wretched Statham secretly used a Statham-style vip adult joke to successfully make Aunt Susan leave flushed, then turned around and asked Su Qin with a mean smile.

"you guess?"

"Haha, if I guess, you must have had a very good night last night!"

"Let's go, drive, I have to go to the club!"

"Su, it's already afternoon, okay, okay, let's go, we will know about training all day long! Hey, old Stan has never been with a normal person. Just after he left Balotelli, he met another desperate person."

"Ok?"

"Haha, it's nothing, Su, I just think you are much more diligent than that guy Balotelli! In the past, that guy Mario always liked to ask me to pick up a few people to visit at home at this point!"

"A guest?"

"If you do it, you can count it as a guest!"

"Hey Hey hey!"

In this way, Su Qin's monotonous life of only training was repeated again.

The madman didn't have any special care for Su Qin who scored nine goals madly.

Not even a 1vs1 special talk.

Everything was as if Su Qin had never been to Croatia to participate in this game.

Forehead.
Perhaps this plainness is the real Mourinho.

weekend!

The fourth round of Serie A came as scheduled.

On Saturday, Lao Mu led a exhausted team to the beautiful Sardinia, the second largest island in Italy.

Here, Inter Milan will challenge Cagliari, the only Serie A team in Sardinia.

Sardinia is beautiful.

Pleasant coastline, crystal clear sea, independent reefs, long sandy beaches and various admirable magical caves.

However, even though the scenery of Sardinia is breathtakingly beautiful, the madman still has a dignified expression.

In the middle of the week is Inter Milan's Champions League opener.

Barcelona!

Guardiola!

Each of these words weighed down on the madman's heart like a mountain.

The Serie A championship last season did not give the madman any sense of accomplishment.

Inter Milan has won three consecutive Serie A championships. For the league, the madman has already had nothing to desire.

Now, he just wants to prove in the European war that he is still the Mourinho who can lead Porto to the top of Europe.

However, today's Inter Milan has not yet reached the level in his mind that he can compete in the European war.

Milito is still injured.

On the front line, he can only rely on Su Qin and Balotelli.

Yes, in the Croatian friendly match in midweek, Su Qin once again amazed the whole of Europe with his terrifying record of scoring 9 goals.

However, what Su Qin faced was nothing more than a group of amateur players in his opinion.

Now, what they have to face is last season's triple crown, no, to be precise, it is the five-time crown champion Barcelona.

The defensive combination of Pique and Puyol is not comparable to the group of amateur players in East Timor.

He is still hesitating whether to put out his Mu-style bus in Inter Milan's European debut.

However, he didn't have time to think about these things right now.

The most important thing now is how to make Inter Milan, which has decided to rotate most of the main players, successfully cross the hurdle of Cagliari.

Facing Cagliari, who is waiting for work, with a substitute lineup.

To be honest, the madman was a little worried.

really!

As the madman expected.

This game, which was supposed to be easily crushed, ended with a score of 90:2 after 2 minutes of fierce fighting.

It's like Inter Milan was tied by Barry at the beginning of the season.

Inter Milan, which has hidden most of the main players in the snow, encountered Waterloo again.

Su Qin started the game and successfully scored two valuable goals at the Sant'Elia Stadium.

Forehead!
It is worth mentioning that in this game, after Su Qin routinely smashed in one with his head, he also scored with his feet.

Although it is a penalty!
Game No.608 minutes.

Su Qin planned to jump up in the penalty area to grab the header.

But Su Qin, who was in the air, was directly grabbed by the neck by the Cagliari central defender and fell down on the turf.

This extremely obvious foul naturally failed to escape the eyes of the referee.

A yellow card and a penalty.

Interestingly, because the main players were basically sitting on the bench, Su Qin, the No. [-] penalty shooter, managed to get his first penalty kick in his career.

Facing the hoarse interference of the home fans.

Su Qin steadily scored the ball into the bottom right corner of the goal, helping Inter Milan regain the lead 2:1.

After this goal allowed Su Qin to successfully score 14 goals in his talent tree, it also relieved Mourinho, who had been frowning on the sidelines.

However, the tenacious Cagliari did not give up amid the tireless cheers of more than 4 home team fans at home.

In the last time, almost all the lines were pressed.

The Cagliari striker also relied on a cross from the wing to successfully score an absolute tie to tie the mighty Inter Milan.

Inter Milan's defense without Lucio and Samuel is indeed full of loopholes.

When the whistle blew for the end of the game.

The madman left the court with a serious expression on his face.

At the post-match press conference.

For the first time, the madman praised Cagliari, whose whole team was cramped.

And when facing the Barcelona topic that the reporters initiated again.

The madman didn't give the reporter any face at all, so he refused the reporter because he didn't want to answer.

That night, the madman returned to the city of Milan with the entire Milan team on a special plane.

Intensive schedule, plus a tie in the league.

The Milan team, which was still immersed in the joy of the Milan Derby before, was completely awake.

That's right, what Inter Milan will face immediately is Barcelona, ​​which is called the Cosmos team.

The unsolvable Habaib midfield combination.

Ibrahimovic, who led their Inter Milan players to dominate Serie A in the frontcourt last season!
The King of the Gunners, the invincible Henry.

And that little flea, Rio Messi, who has already been called Maradona's successor!

Everyone on the plane quietly stared at the dark night sky outside the porthole.

They don't know what their group of Inter Milan, whose average age is 30 years old, will look like in the Camp Nou, which is feared by everyone.

However, among these nervous Inter Milan players.

There was a person lying quietly in the last row and couldn't help laughing.

Only one goal away.

No matter how much it is, let's use the first four strengthening points first.

One more goal and Drogba's back-up technique can be unlocked.

With that thing, I guess I will no longer be that standing king.

Say it!

Is it possible to unlock this Drogba turn around at Camp Nou?

If so, the scene must be beautiful!
However, even if there is no way to light up Drogba's turn, Su Qin himself is looking forward to what will happen after he eats the Harland raw template and adds a 4% strength talent bonus.

"Hey, Su, are you having sex dreams? Are you smiling so wildly?"

Eto'o's words brought Su Qin back to reality.

"Am I that wretched?"

"You guys must think you can see Shakira when you go back to Barcelona, ​​so you're laughing so wildly!"

Forehead!
Well, others don’t know about the matter between me and Shakira, but Eto’o has witnessed it, whether I hooked up with Shakira in the nightclub, or when I fucked Pique on the training ground, Eto’o But he stood by his side and watched the whole battle.

"What Shakira? What happened to Su and Shakira?"

The only topic that can break the peace of men is women.

Especially a woman who is a queen.

Ned turned away.

Lucio turned his head.

The old fellow Stankovic also turned his head.

Even Mourinho, who had kept his eyes closed in the front row, suddenly opened them.

"Hey, aren't you all asleep? What's going on?"

Looking at his teammates who turned their heads in unison for a moment, Cheetah felt a little embarrassed.

He thought that all these old things were asleep, so he complained about Su Qin's affair history.

Unexpectedly, his words were shocking.

However, just such a sentence made the original low state of the whole team disappear in an instant.

Barcelona.

Camp Nou!
A hearty victory is over.

Cosmos slaughtered Racing Santander 6-0.

Messi scored a hat-trick at Camp Nou.

And Ibrahimovic also scored his third goal in La Liga in the 609th minute of the game.

Not only that, Pique, who has been around Messi and praised Messi's greatness, also scored his first league goal of the season with a burst header in Barcelona's corner kick in the second minute of No.70.

At the post-match press conference.

Guardiola accepted the reporters' interviews with a smile on his face.

Unlike Mourinho, who avoided talking about it.

Guardiola responded generously to the reporter.

"It's just an ordinary Champions League group match, and it's the first round!"

"Inter Milan is a strong team and Mr. Mourinho is a great coach!"

"I'm looking forward to playing against Mr. Mourinho!"

"Win or lose?"

"Half and half, football match, there is no certain outcome!"

"Huh? Sue?"

"Oh! I read the newspaper!"

"amaing!!!"

"9 goals!"

"I've never heard of anyone else scoring nine goals in his national team debut!"

"Although Croatia's opponents are not strong, this is not something that ordinary people can do!"

"Su has always been a very hardworking player!"

"Hope he can do well at Camp Nou!"

This is Guardiola.

He was never one to belittle any opponent.

Moreover, he never hesitates to praise others.

However, in his heart, he has always recognized only one person.

That man's name is Leo Messi!

Always!
In the underground car park of Camp Nou.

Sitting inside the Porsche 911 Turbo S he just bought.

Peake looked forward to sending out the text message he had edited countless times.

1 minutes!

2 minutes!

5 minutes!

15 minutes!

Half an hour later, Pique, who hadn't waited for a reply, finally punched his steering wheel hard as if he lost his mind.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!!!"

"Damn things!"

Again no reply!
Pique no longer knew that this was the first time Shakira had ignored his text messages.

An angry Pique cursed over and over again.

He didn't know who he was scolding.

However, gradually, a black-haired figure sitting on his body and shaking his fist gradually became clearer in his mind.

It was that disgusting Su Qin.

Obviously it was the first time I met Shakira.

Obviously Shakira has already saved phone numbers with herself.

Obviously everything is about to start!

However, in the end, all I could see was that guy who looked like a waste dragged Shakira away from the nightclub.

Besides being tall, what other advantages does that kid have?
He doesn't even qualify to stay in Barcelona.

damn it!
The angry Pique slammed on the accelerator and rushed out of the parking lot.

Surprisingly.

There seemed to be reporters waiting for him outside the parking lot.

Roll down the window.

"Gerrard, the Champions League group stage is coming soon. Is there anything you want to tell your former teammates again?"

Forehead.
Qin and Pi disputes.

This is gossip that everyone in Barcelona knows.

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