In the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan beat Li Shimin at the beginning

Chapter 209 The Shameless Goguryeo Dog
Lonely cold window empty widow.

The handsome lady is lonely.

So neat!

The characters in the first couplet are all in Baogaitou.

And the characters in the second couplet are all next to the characters.

No matter the artistic conception or every aspect is right, it is perfect.

Gao Junyi said unconvinced: "August is bright, and August is very bright."

This is another top couplet.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then they thought about it.

As a result, Li Ke opened his mouth and came: "Ba Shanxiu, Ba Shanshan is very beautiful."

Ga.

The people below the stage counted one by one, and they were all dumbfounded.

How can it be so fast?

Gao Junyi's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "The moon is full in the sky, and half a moon in the world, and the moon is full, and every moon is half."

Li Ke said: "The end of this year, the beginning of next year, the end of each year, and the beginning of the year."

gah...

Another perfect pair.

Everyone below the stage was stunned.

It turns out that His Royal Highness the King of Shu is the King of Kings!

Yuan Gai Su Wen also widened his eyes, looking at the scene on stage in disbelief.

"Bastard, Gao Junyi, come up with a question, make a question and beat him to death."

Yuan Gai Suwen was obviously in a hurry.

Gao Junyi's forehead was also sweating, and he gritted his teeth and said, "The bow leader opens his bow, and the bowman opens his bow to shoot arrows. Both arrows hit."

Li Ke smiled slightly: "Mu Zi Li Li Mu, Li Carpenter Li Mu carves bows, bows are difficult to open."

"Okay, His Royal Highness the King of Shu is amazing..."

The people began to cheer.

The disapproval just now was because I was worried about Li Ke.At this moment, they were no longer worried about Li Ke.I can finally let go of myself and applaud.

Gao Junyi said: "Two apes cut a tree deep in the mountain, let's see how the little monkey counters (sentence)."

Li Ke said with a smile: "A horse was stuck in the mud, and asked the old beast how to get its hooves (question)."

"puff……"

Gao Junyi couldn't bear it anymore, he spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and sat down on the ground.

Li Ke took out a folding fan, opened it with a swipe, and said with a smile: "The one with the surname Gao, who can make himself vomit blood when he is right, you can be regarded as the first one."

Gao Junyi said: "I, Gao Junyi, have been in the literary world for decades, and I have never lost a match, and I am known as the king of the match.

Unexpectedly, today I was treated so embarrassingly by you, a child with a yellow mouth. I am not reconciled to my fame in my life! "

Yuan Gai Suwen yelled frantically: "Bastard, Gao Junyi, get up for me, get up and fight him to death, get up for me, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, or I will kill you."

Gao Junyi had no choice but to open his mouth and say: "The country's wealth and the people's Yin Yang brushes a tribute to the achievements of thousands of years."

Li Ke said speechlessly: "Yuan Gai Su Wen, are you still shameless? Why do you always come up with questions?"

"Haha, are you afraid?"

Yuan Gai Suwen laughed loudly, concealing the panic in his heart, and said: "I'm sorry! If you are not right, then you should admit defeat."

Li Ke said: "Yuan Gai Suwen, you don't follow the rules. You all asked several questions, but I didn't answer any questions. How can there be any fairness in such a competition?"

Yuan Gai Suwen: "Hahahaha, you are right, aren't you very good? Come out for me, yes! Hahahaha..."

Li Ke said speechlessly: "Yuan Gai Su Wen, you dare to play tricks in front of me, do you want to die?"

Yuan Gai Suwen was shocked, and only then remembered that he was in Datang!

Hastily said: "Okay, His Royal Highness the King of Shu, if you can match this second line, I will lose, okay?"

In fact, Yuan Gai Suwen knew that they had already lost.

Li Ke has almost matched all the couplets they have prepared, and this one is just his last stubbornness.

As for Datang, only one question was asked.

Therefore, he can only fight for the last time now.

As soon as Yuan Gai Su Wen said this, everyone's eyes immediately fell on Li Ke.

"Death to him...death to him...death to him..."

The common people began to scream in a low voice, and gradually increased their voices until they became uniform.

Li Shimin and the civil and military officials also looked at Li Ke with piercing eyes.

The odds are in sight.

Your Highness the King of Shu, don't lose your temper at this time!
Everyone in the audience began to get nervous.

There is no way, Li Ke's mouth is too big to deal with.

Li Ke closed his fan, and said slowly: "In this case, Yuan Gai Suwen, listen carefully, my second line is, Nianfeng Renshouyan is cut into Wanhuchun."

gah...

Yuan Gai Suwen's eyes widened.

"Gao Junyi, are you dead? Is he right?"

"puff……"

Gao Junyi spat out another mouthful of old blood, and passed out immediately.

"Bastard, bastard, you are a piece of trash. How dare you pretend to be dizzy at a time like this. I'll kill you."

Yuan Gai Suwen jumped onto the stage angrily.

Gao Junyi didn't dare to pretend to be dizzy, so he quickly got up and knelt down in front of him.

"My lord, don't! I'm really sorry, I really can't win him!"

"You bastard..."

Yuan Gai Suwen kicked him over, and said angrily, "Let me ask you, is he right?"

This is too important to Yuan Gai Suwen.

Gao Junyi cried helplessly and said with a mournful face, "That's right."

When Yuan Gai Su Wen heard this, his face became contorted.

"Bastard, didn't you say that you are the king of kings? You bastard, how dare you lie to me?"

Gao Junyi quickly said: "I'm sorry, my lord, in Goguryeo, I was indeed the king of kings. But in Datang, I can't! There are too many masters in Datang!"

"Bastard, what do I need you for?"

Yuan Gai Suwen kicked him over with one kick.If it was in Goguryeo, it would not be as simple as kicking over.

"Ha ha……"

Li Ke opened the fan and said, "Goguryeo Bangzi, today I am just teaching you a little lesson, to let you know what it means to have mountains beyond mountains and people beyond people."

After finishing speaking, Li Ke closed his fan, looked back at Kong Yingda and the others and said, "What are you still doing here? It's time to call it a day."

After speaking, he jumped off the ring directly, his movements were so chic and natural.

Li Ke came to Li Shimin and cupped his hands and said, "Father, my son lived up to everyone's expectations and won."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Shimin suddenly stroked his beard and laughed: "Good, good, good to win."

Li Shimin looked at the top of the ring, and said vigorously: "Yuan Gai Suwen, now, you have nothing to say?"

Yuan Gai Suwen said brazenly: "Your Majesty Tang, it seems that we haven't lost yet? Your Tang Dynasty hasn't come up with a question yet! Perhaps, if you make a question, we can match up?

As long as we can match the same amount, it will be considered a tie.As long as we are right more than you, we win.isn't it? "

When the people heard this, they immediately became angry.

"Asshole, these Goguryeo dogs are too thick-skinned. They gave up just now, and now they regret it."

"That's right, these Goguryeo dogs are simply too shameless."

(End of this chapter)