In the Tang Dynasty, Li Yuan beat Li Shimin at the beginning

Chapter 1 I am the prince with the most noble lineage

Datang Chang'an, Zhenguan six years.

morning.

In the Tai Chi Hall, the morning court is in progress.

Emperor Li Shimin sat on a high dragon chair, overlooking the officials below.

At this time, the early morning has come to an end.

Next to him, Wang De, the head of the eunuch, dragged his long duck voice and called: "Please play if you have anything to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do..."

Below, the eldest grandson Wuji, dressed as a civil servant, came out and said to Li Shimin who was on the high seat: "Your Majesty, I want to impeach His Highness the King of Shu. His Highness, the King of Shu, is not worthy of virtue. She doesn't look like a prince at all. Today, I won't come to court again."

Li Shimin, who was above the high position, was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously looked at the position of Shu King Li Ke.As a result, there has been another official top.

Check carefully again, and there is no sign of Li Ke.

Li Shimin was furious immediately: "Bastard, Wang De, immediately send someone to find that brat for me."

Chief eunuch Wang De quickly bowed his head and saluted: "Here, Your Majesty."

After Wang De finished speaking, he turned around and went to arrange people.

At this time, Changsun Wuji spoke again: "Your Majesty, I want to impeach the King of Shu for beating my son yesterday, causing him to be seriously injured and still unable to get out of bed. Your Majesty, please strictly discipline the King of Shu and ban him for a year and a half. Discipline him well, and hope to make him change his ways."

All the officials were delighted when they heard it, especially Cheng Yaojin.

Come again and again.

The King of Shu is a fool. Isn't it normal to beat up your parents, Sun Chong?It's not normal if you don't beat him!

You impeach people dozens of times a year, each time for the same reason, interesting?

Haha ...

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde both wanted to laugh.

Li Shimin, who was above the high position, had a headache.

Li Ke, this stupid son, is stupid, a proper fool, a fool, he has no scruples in speaking and doing things, and he is completely reckless.

Even his father, he called himself Daddy directly, completely out of character.

You hit him!I don't know how many times I have played, but he still goes his own way.

In the end, Li Shimin had nothing to do with him.Can only let it go.

All right!Yesterday he beat his eldest grandson again.Once a month, like a woman's menstrual event.Are you saying that you are angry or not?

The most irritating thing is that Li Shimin has issued an imperial decree that Li Ke must come to the court every time there is a court meeting.

As a result, they didn't come again.Just treat his edict as a fart.

Do you think this can be tolerated?

This silly son made Li Shimin, who was sitting in a high position, feel very humiliated and very angry, with serious consequences.

And at this time, Li Ke was sleeping soundly in the Shu Palace?
He traveled here when he was 8 years old, and it has been 6 years since now.

He originally thought that his time travel was a time travel without golden fingers.

After discovering that he was Li Ke, he knew that his identity was very sensitive, and sooner or later he would be killed by Changsun Wuji.

Henceforth, he began to pretend to be stupid, except to practice martial arts every day and make troubles, he did not do any other serious business.Try to pretend that humans and animals are harmless, and prepare to be a happy prince who eats and waits to die.

Pretending to be pretending, he actually got used to it.He really pretended to be an image of a fool, and he couldn't change it even if he wanted to.

As a result, just last night, he couldn't figure out what was going on.All 10 of his fingers changed suddenly.

The top joints of the 10 fingers all have a space.

It's just that the space of the other 9 fingers is hazy, and nothing can be seen.

Only the index finger of his right hand opened up a space of ten cubic meters for him, filled with saplings, sweet potatoes and corn.

This inspection revealed that, apart from sweet potatoes and corn, they were all rubber saplings.

This excited him so much that he couldn't sleep all night, until it was almost dawn, and then he fell asleep drowsily.

He had a dream, dreaming that he used rubber to make many high-tech things.

With sweet potatoes and corn, Datang no longer suffers from famine.

This is a proper golden finger!Although it is not as awesome as other traverser belt systems.At the very least, it is enough.

From now on, he doesn't have to live like this anymore.Starting today, he is going to change his way of life.

He doesn't want to be emperor, but he must live the best life.

It's beautiful.

Just as he was sleeping soundly, Liu Hong, the housekeeper, rushed in.

"It's not good, it's not good, my lord, get up quickly! His Majesty sent someone to tell you to go to court."

Li Ke suddenly widened his eyes and sat up with a grunt.

"It's over, why did I forget that today is the Great Court Meeting?"

Li Ke got up, flustered for a while, and hurried to the Tai Chi Hall.

above the hall.

Li Ke bowed his hands to Li Shimin, who was above the high position, and said, "Father, I'm here. You don't seem to be a big deal, right? Why do you have to come over?"

On formal occasions, Li Ke still called Li Shimin his father.

When the ministers heard it, there was a black line at one end, so they didn't use it to go to court if they had nothing to do?If this is the case, then those of us who are officials will be so happy.

Li Shimin was even more furious: "Asshole, didn't I issue an imperial decree? As long as it is a grand court meeting, no matter what happens, you have to come to the court. You are resisting the order and not obeying it. You will lose your head, understand?"

Li Ke knew that he was wrong, and immediately confessed: "Father, I know. I will definitely change it next time."

Well, the attitude of admitting mistakes is not bad.

Li Shimin calmed down a little, and asked: "Tell me, why did you beat Chang Sun Chong yesterday?"

Changsun Wuji immediately stood up and said, "Your Majesty, according to what my son said, His Royal Highness the King of Shu beat my son because he didn't like it. There was no reason."

When Li Ke heard this, he quickly said: "Uncle, it's just children fighting, don't you need to tell the court? I beat him once or twice a month, and every time you tell the court. This is not a waste of national resources. Is it? Master Wei Zheng, are you right?"

Li Ke said this because he hoped that Wei Zheng, the number one fan of the Tang Dynasty, would stand up and help to say something.

However, Wei Zheng stood there as if he didn't hear it, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he remained motionless.

Li Ke was speechless.

You, the number one troll in the Tang Dynasty, don't live up to your name!

Wei Zheng was also speechless.You know that it is a waste of national resources, so you just don't beat them.

Li Shimin said angrily: "Li Ke, don't mess around here. Tell me, why did you hit someone?"

Li Ke said helplessly: "Father, the reason why I beat him is of course for a reason."

"What reason?"

Li Ke said: "Father, the eldest grandson looked at him with no eyes. When he saw me, he turned around and left. This is disrespect to me, the prince with the most noble blood in history, and even more disrespect to my royal family. Is it wrong for me to beat him? "

When Li Shimin heard this, he almost fell off the throne.

This little bastard, he really dares to say anything!
As for Li Ke's claim to be the prince with the most noble lineage, none of the civil and military men in the Manchu Dynasty dared not admit it.

Li Ke's grandfather was Tang Gaozu Li Yuan, and his father was Tang Taizong Li Shimin;
My great-grandfather was Yang Jian, Emperor Wen of Sui Dynasty, and my grandfather was Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty;
Both her great-grandmother and her maternal great-grandmother were the daughters of Duguxin, one of the Eight Great Pillars of the Western Wei Dynasty.

It is the blood of the three giants of Sui, Yang, Li, Tang and Duguxin, which is unique in the entire 5000-year history of China.

To put it bluntly, my family and my grandfather's family are both emperors.Just ask who else?

Nobler than blood.

The civil and military men of the Manchu Dynasty, including Li Shimin sitting on the dragon chair, are counted as one, and they can't compare with him.

Just ask who else?
Li Yin?Sorry, that's my brother.The same has to stand aside.

If it is placed in later generations, this is definitely something to be proud of. It is definitely the number one son of a wealthy family, not one of them.

But now, how can you bring it to the court to speak?Don't you know that your identity is very sensitive?
Although your grandfather's family is the emperor, it is also the former emperor!

Li Shimin was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he said angrily: "Bastard, you are noble, aren't you? Come on, drag this bastard down for me, and hit him with twenty army sticks."

(End of this chapter)