Handbook of Survival in the World of Cultivating Immortals

Chapter 8 07: Liang Chunchao's Unlucky Day

When Liang Chunchao was sitting in the restaurant, he naturally didn't think too much about it. He ordered a bunch of dishes and was happily preparing to taste the food while holding other people's money bags, but the next moment his dream was shattered.

He never imagined that it would happen to be the daughter of the owner of this restaurant who was confused by his few words and walked away with the small purse while no one was looking.

Seeing the girl's flushed face with anger, his eyes were full of anger, and he thought to himself, this girl was found so quickly... But it should be fine to deal with it with the previous methods.

Liang Chunchao stood up, flicked his bangs, blinked his peach blossom eyes and threw a wink at the girl who was staring at him with her hips crossed - he thought that this trick was tried and tested, and it was still very lethal to girls .Coupled with his extremely sexy voice and handsome face, -- well, all the girls are at hand!
He said hello, while pretending to be stupid very familiarly: "Xiao Tao, are you here?"

The girl with her hips on her hips suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, angrily.

In the public, if she said that she was cheated out of her purse by this shameless man in front of her and was deceived by sweet words, she would be extremely ashamed.Fortunately, it was well prepared.

Xiaotao clapped her hands, and the maid who followed behind handed over an exquisite wooden dowry. When she opened it, there were two small boxes and a few very gaudy big flowers inside.

Xiaotao smiled, opened her mouth softly, and said: "Mr. Lang, the little girl specially found these things to dress up for you. You must not disappoint the little girl's kindness."

"Ah, ah... so,... I won't let you down."

Unexpectedly, things would turn out like this, Liang Chunchao was stunned, forced to smile and at the same time was covered in cold sweat, had a bad premonition for no reason, and he was thinking about how to escape.

Liang Chunchao was originally a double spiritual root, and his aptitude was not bad, but he was in the middle of flowers, and his practice was a bit wasteful. Now he has just refined Qi Ninth Level and completed it. He usually plays around everywhere, and is attracted by his beauty The seductive girl steals the money secretly, this procedure has long been familiar, he even calculated the time, when he leaves, he will not be found at the door, so in the past it was "passing among thousands of flowers, just follow the money and slip away" , never foolproof...

But I didn't want to be planted here this time.

Xiaotao narrowed her eyes and looked at the stupefied look of the man in front of her, feeling more and more amused in her heart. She walked slowly to Liang Chunchao's side with lotus steps, and the corners of her mouth curved into a deeper smile. The beautiful scene of Lang's love and concubine's love, but Liang Chunchao felt his scalp tingling when he saw this smile.

Xiaotao pressed Liang Chunchao's shoulder to make him sit down, and another maid who had been following Xiaotao also came quietly and pressed on his shoulder.

He originally wanted to evade and escape here, but he didn't know what the maid had done to him, but he couldn't move at all, and his heart suddenly became half cold.

Liang Chunchao couldn't say a word, he could only watch Xiaotao approaching with that smile that made his scalp tingle, his voice was soft but not gentle.

"Your Majesty, this is the style I carefully selected that suits you best..." Xiao Taojiao smiled and smeared Liang Chunchao's face with white powder, praising him, "Mr. It's not good, it needs some color..."

As he spoke, he unceremoniously painted two monkey buttocks on his cheeks with rouge.

In the end, Xiaotao combed Liang Chunchao's hair, put those gaudy big red flowers on his head, and stood a little further away, clapping her hands and laughing, "Does Lang Jun like the masterpieces of little girls?"

Liang Chunchao didn't know what Xiaotao had done to him, and the maid's hand was placed on his shoulder like a rock, and somehow he couldn't move his body at all, but when another maid took a mirror and placed it on the In front of his eyes, seeing his "respect" in the mirror, Liang Chunchao spurted out a mouthful of blood.

The hand on the shoulder quietly disappeared again, and before Liang Chunchao could wake up, the maid quietly took away the money bag that had just been placed on the table, and began to shout: "There are people here who eat and drink for nothing. !"

...then he was hit and thrown out, on his face.

Liang Chunchao's head buzzed, and he felt that there seemed to be a circle of stars circling around in front of him.

The noise of people all around was like a quagmire, and he was deeply trapped in it.Amidst the noise, there were those who pointed, and some who stayed away in disgust. The sound of a footstep was close to the ear, and it was soft and shallow.

Raising his head slightly, he saw a pair of shoes.

Without much thought, almost subconsciously, Liang Chunchao stretched out his hand and grabbed the calf of the man who was about to retreat—as if grabbing a life-saving straw.

The caught man froze all of a sudden, so Liang Chunchao raised his head and looked at her.

A just right angle, although not happy together, but the absolute realm under the girl's skirt is definitely a place that many apprentices dream of - at this time, it is looming towards him; the legs under the skirt are as thin as a pair of chopsticks , about two-thirds of which are wrapped with wound cloth, the edge is a little black and yellow, you can't see it unless you look carefully; my hand happened to be holding the calf above the ankle, and holding it with one hand Surplus, like skin and bones, because I used a little force to hold it, the wound cloth wrapping that part of the calf is now glowing black and yellow...

Liang Chunchao was a little surprised. He raised his head and met a pair of indifferent eyes. He quickly commented on the girl in front of him: she is not considered pretty, her nose, eyebrows and eyes are correct, and she can be called pretty overall. Combined with her previous experience in playing Huashuong Let's see, I can barely score 79 points...

Before he could turn the corner in his head, he saw the girl clenched her fist and gestured in front of him. He instinctively wanted to beg for mercy, but he was used to flirting with girls, and the subconscious movements made him want to slap himself too. A big mouth.

Liang Chunchao let go of one hand, and lifted his own chicken coop. The set of movements was extremely smooth. He winked as usual, as if he hadn't changed his old style.

He opened his mouth, half of his face was swollen, and his voice was distorted: "Little sister, do you have the heart to hit such a handsome face?"

Suddenly the world was quiet.

"I'm totally super invincible, can you fucking bear it?"

...and then he was kicked away.

He fell back on the ground, nosebleeds all over his face, and the world in front of him became bright red. He saw a small box rolling towards his eyes, and the unfinished white powder in the box was scattered all over the place, and a gust of wind hit his face. Coming, Liang Chunchao sneezed violently, with blood bubbles spraying from his nose.

For a moment, he saw Xiaotao covering her mouth and smiling in the crowd.

...Oh, this is really his worst day in 20 years.Hey, the girl now is really scary.

(End of this chapter)