The days when I retired with the queen of music

Chapter 253 My son-in-law misunderstood my son
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Lin Gu returned "First Intimate Contact" to his granddaughter Lin Shuhua after reading the entire book.

The length of "First Intimate Contact" is not long, so he didn't take too long to read it.

After reading it, Lin Shuhua asked him, "How is it?"

Lin Gu commented: "There are so many flirtatious words."

Lin Shuhua: "..."

She knew that her grandfather Lin Gu probably didn't like such urban youth novels, but she didn't expect Lin Gu to answer like that.

But when she was reading the book by herself, she couldn't help but feel that what her grandfather said was indeed right, and that Lu Anzhi really talked a lot.

The sassy words in this novel are line after line, all seem very interesting, and fit the background of this Internet age, Lin Shuhua couldn't help but smile when he watched it.

But when he saw the ending "If I have one day to live, I will be your girlfriend. Do I have one day to live? No. So I am still not your girlfriend in this life", Lin Shuhua couldn't help Dazed.

She thought the signature at the beginning was just a witticism, but she didn't expect such a witty word to fulfill the mission of echoing the beginning and the end in the novel, which made people's noses ache.

This guy Lu Anzhi really knows how to write and make fun of it.

Lin Shuhua thought about it, it seems that every book written by Lu Anzhi has a lot of flirty words.

Not to mention the first book, it was Lu Anzhi's first work, and Lin Shuhua could see the greenness between the lines.Needless to say, those gorgeous and useless rhetoric are probably the predecessor of sassy talk.

And starting from the second book, those "I want this day can no longer cover my eyes", "Everyone has a dead child in their hearts", "We are all little monsters", "All traitors should die", " The baobab tree is also a young sapling before it grows up", which is a joke that gradually matures.

Lin Shuhua felt that this was not Lu Anzhi's strongest ability.What is most powerful about him is that he is able to find sarcasm that fits the background of each novel.

……

"First Close Encounters" is really short.

That night, after Yan Shunan returned home, he lay on the bed and stayed up all night to read the whole novel.

Then he has insomnia.He turned off the light and lay on the bed with his eyes closed for a long time, but he still couldn't fall asleep. Then he couldn't help but turn on his mobile phone and use the browser to search for questions such as what is butterfly disease, is there no cure for lupus erythematosus, and so on.

As a result, he saw that among the questions he found, there was an answer saying that the probability of death directly caused by lupus erythematosus is very small, but this disease can cause cancer, which can lead to skin cancer and increase the probability of death. He was filled with righteous indignation.

This Lu Anzhi... damn boss!Sure enough, it was intentional!
Thinking of this, Yan Shunan became more and more depressed, and couldn't sleep anymore.

When Liu Xiuting woke up the next day, she saw Yan Shunan's eyes were red and her eye circles were black, she couldn't help laughing and said, "Let you stay up late at night to read the boss's novels, you should do it yourself!"

And when he went to the company, his colleagues laughed when they saw him: "You must have stayed up late to read Doraemon's new book again."

It took Yan Shunan a day to calm down, but after returning home, unexpectedly, Liu Xiuting also read the novel he put beside the bed.

This night it was Liu Xiuting's turn to stay up late.

Another day, after Yan Shunan woke up, he saw Liu Xiuting with dark circles and red eyes and asked him, "Did you ever have a girlfriend like Qingwu Feiyang before, which made you feel so deeply and couldn't sleep all night?"

Yan Shun'an was speechless: "How can you defile people's innocence out of thin air?!"

The next day he discovered that his daughter-in-law had changed her name to "Qing Wu Fei Yang".

……

Xijing, the home of Zhang Yuzhi and Miao Suqin.Zhang Yuzhi frowned while holding the phone with his glasses on, and poked on the keyboard of the phone with one finger Zen.

Seeing it, Zhang Suxin couldn't help asking: "What are you doing, Dad?"

Zhang Yuzhi said: "I registered for Qiuqiu. The class of students I lead will graduate in half a year. I created a Qiuqiu class group and insisted on letting me join. You said that the children are in the group by themselves. It's lively, what am I going to do? I have refused twice, and the students still insist on pulling me in. Why is it so difficult to register for Qiuqiu? Help me figure it out."

Zhang Suxin took the mobile phone from Zhang Yuzhi's hand and said with a smile: "Dad, don't worry. There must be other groups for your students. If you register for this group, you should keep it in mind. If you have something to do, you can miss your students." See, what's going on with them, they must be chatting in another group."

Zhang Yuzhi: "..." His enthusiasm for registering Qiuqiu suddenly faded.

"All right."

Zhang Suxin helped Zhang Yuzhi register Qiuqiu, and then asked Zhang Yuzhi what nickname to use. After hearing Zhang Yuzhi say "real name", she changed the nickname to "Zhang Yuzhi", and returned the phone to Zhang Yuzhi.

"The password is 123456, and the account number is on it—this is it, Dad, write it down yourself."

Zhang Suxin pointed to the mobile phone to guide Zhang Yuzhi, and then saw Zhang Yuzhi take out a note from his coat pocket.

Zhang Yuzhi said: "This is my student's Qiuqiu account, please help me add friends, I can't."

Zhang Suxin had no choice but to help Zhang Yuzhi add another Qiuqiu number written on the note, and the friend passed it quickly.

"Qing Wu Fei Yang?"

Zhang Yuzhi watched the whole process from the side, and after seeing the name next to Qiuqiu's portrait, he asked Zhang Suxin, "Is this my student's nickname?"

Zhang Suxin nodded, but couldn't help smiling.Dad, a student, must have read his husband's new book.

Soon, Zhang Yuzhi's Qiuqiu account was pulled into a group by the newly added Qiuqiu friend.Then Zhang Suxin and Zhang Yuzhi saw that the group suddenly became active, and everyone was saying "Hello, teacher".

"What do I return?"

Zhang Suxin asked Zhang Yuzhi.

Zhang Yuzhi said: "Let's just talk about the classmates." He looked at a lot of nicknames in the Qiuqiu group, and he was a little surprised, "Why are there so many Qingwu Feiyang?" He frowned again and asked, "What's the matter?" What's the matter with these nicknames? What kind of ruffian Li is from the ruffian king? Why are there so many ruffians?"

These students have entered the rebellious period in their good years. What kind of influence did they suffer? !

Zhang Suxin smiled and said, "You have to ask your good son-in-law about it."

Zhang Yuzhi immediately understood what was going on: "Is this all from An Zhi's novel?"

Zhang Suxin hurriedly said: "He didn't write indiscriminately! He just wrote the name of the protagonist's website as 'Ruffian Cai', and the name of the heroine's website as 'Qingwu Feiyang'. He didn't write anything messy."

Zhang Yuzhi was silent for a while.

But my son-in-law is really popular among my students!
In the evening self-study that night, Zhang Yuzhi went to school, walked into the classroom, walked around the podium twice with a serious face, and confiscated several copies of "First Intimate Contact".

(End of this chapter)