I signed in the wilderness for 100 days

Chapter 54 Molesting the God of War

Chapter 54 Molesting the God of War
The hot summer should have been irritating.

However, Xu Haoxuan, who was hiding in the cold river, felt extremely embarrassed. In his new life, he obtained the golden finger system, but he was still helpless in the face of cosmic level damage.

The river here flows down from the mountains, so it is extremely cold, even in summer.

Just as he was thinking, a burst of firework-like flames exploded in the sky, dazzling.

The moment the fireworks disappeared, Li Huajiao's red figure descended from the sky and landed by the small river.

"Hurry up, it's all over."

Xu Haoxuan moved away the lotus leaf, looked around, and made sure there was nothing unusual before climbing up.

"Lord God of War, how do you know I'm in the river? I hid pretty well."

"The infrared reflection length of each creature is different. I have already recorded your infrared reflection length. Otherwise, how do you think that fourth-level animal bird located you?"

Li Huajiao put away his battle armor while speaking, showing a pretty face.Seeing the power of the red battle armor, when Xu Haoxuan looked at Li Huajiao's face again, he only felt cool, not cold at all.

"Why are birds Zerg?"

Xu Haoxuan was very puzzled. If boa constrictors were Zergs, he could still think about them. Anyway, they were all reptiles, so they were all called Zergs.But how can a dignified bird be called a Zerg?
"Xu Haoxuan, don't you learn these basic interstellar histories?"

"I, my mental strength is zero. I will die if I meet anyone, so I didn't learn..."

Li Huajiao looked at the wet young man in front of him speechlessly.Say he is knowledgeable, he does know a lot.But at the same time, he doesn't even understand the most basic interstellar history, so he is really a contradictory guy.

Yes, contradictions are contradictions.

Li Huajiao's heart brightened, she thought for a long time but couldn't think of an appropriate word to describe the man in front of her, but now she came up with it by mistake.

Xu Haoxuan gave her the feeling that he was a contradictory body.Everywhere people can both understand and not understand.

"I'm going to dry the clothes. Lord God of War, please rest first. Thank you so much tonight. If it weren't for you, I would have hung up."

Li Huajiao was about to ask him how he found that fourth-level bird and beast, but Xu Haoxuan had already turned around and went to the fire.

Li Huajiao didn't speak anymore, and went into the cabin, not knowing what he was thinking.

In the early morning of the next day, Xu Haoxuan signed in and got another Daliwan and Nijiwan. The moment he took it, he immediately felt the abundant and majestic strength in his body.

So, before breakfast, he happily played a set of Wu Qin Xi.

Naturally, Li Huajiao was also there, and his movements looked more standard than Xu Haoxuan's.

If Xu Haoxuan's Wuqinxi is a show of strength, then Li Huajiao's Wuqinxi is a soft yet strong feeling, with a special flavor, and the audience followed suit.

[The God of War is the God of War. I have learned it many times but still haven't learned it. It's so annoying. 】

[I just finished following the practice, and I feel so comfortable. 】

【Me too, I followed suit yesterday.Then I followed the video and practiced repeatedly at night, and I slept very well last night. 】

【Hey, can you sympathize with us if we don't know how to do it? 】

. . . . . .

As long as Li Huajiao looked up, he could also see what the audience on the live light ball said on the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Just like the feelings of the audience, after Li Huajiao finished training, a surge of energy surged out of his body, and he didn't know what kind of force it was.

"Xu Haoxuan, what's the use of practicing this every day?"

"The benefits of Wuqinxi to the body usually include enhancing the strength of the waist and abdomen, improving the sense of body balance, and improving the body's metabolism. If you girls practice, you can strengthen your body, improve your body's immunity, and relax your joints, muscles, and cervical spine. A shape-shaping effect." Xu Haoxuan just finished practicing, and while wiping his sweat, he looked at Li Huajiao and said flatteringly, "However, Lord God of War, you don't need to practice Wuqinxi. The body is already beautiful, and it is already perfect with unevenness."

"Bang~"

Li Huajiao knocked Xu Haoxuan down with one punch, and shouted coquettishly: "How dare you moleste this girl! Next time I will pull out your tongue!"

After saying that, he turned around and left.

As expected, this day's headlines were covered by Li Huajiao's words:

#shock!Xu Haoxuan, an Internet celebrity in the wilderness live broadcast, blatantly molested God of War and was KO by God of War;

#Shock! ! !The God of War is going to pull out the tongue of wild gourmet anchor Xu Haoxuan! ! !

#God of War is angry! ! !Very serious consequences! ! !
Both Li Huajiao and Xu Haoxuan were participating in the show, so they naturally didn't know about it.

However, the Li family is boiling.

"Mom, is my sister a little too violent?"

"Oh, is Xiao Xu okay?"

"It's quite strong. It seems that your sister is not willing to kill her. There are dramas."

Seeing Xu Haoxuan standing up like a normal person, everyone was relieved.

Molesting the God of War is courting death.

In the past, when the God of War had not yet grown up, someone used his power to try to rule Li Huajiao unspokenly, but was beaten up black and blue by the God of War who was still a private soldier.

It was also this battle with a huge disparity in levels that allowed the God of War to stand out and receive key training.

In everyone's words, the God of War can obviously rely on his appearance, but he relies on his strength.

Li Huajiao's beauty has brought her troubles more than once.

However, she blocked and killed the gods, and the Buddha blocked and killed the Buddha, and she earned the title of "Night Rose" Goddess of War.

Anyone who dares to tease God of War could fill a hospital.

Xu Haoxuan, who stood up, was bruised and swollen from the punch. He had taken the potion of agility several times, so why couldn't he even dodge ordinary attacks?
Xu Haoxuan was puzzled and went to make breakfast in a dull mood.

Li Huajiao ran away a few steps, then turned back.

I almost forgot that I was here to protect this guy.

If Xu Haoxuan knew about Li Huajiao's mental journey, he would definitely cry loudly, big sister, the most dangerous person right now is yourself!
Xu Haoxuan didn't intend to make breakfast right away, and walked in the woods dully.

There are a lot of wild vegetables and wild fruits in the woods, Xu Haoxuan took good care of the location as he walked, and when he needed it, he would naturally come to pick and eat.

He came out too hastily just now, he didn't bring a basket, and he didn't have anything to pack.

In the early morning, eating fruit on an empty stomach is not good for me, so I had to give up picking it.

Xu Haoxuan walked in front, and Li Huajiao walked behind. The two didn't speak a word, and the atmosphere was very awkward.

Suddenly, a pheasant flew into the air in front of Xu Haoxuan, leaving a perfect arc in midair.

Xu Haoxuan had been beating the grass with a stick in his hand, and a pheasant was knocked out after this beating. He was so happy that he rushed over quickly, and slapped the afterimage in the air with a stick.

A huge force value fell on the pheasant's head, killing it instantly.

Xu Haoxuan picked up the pheasant, checked the place where it flew out, and pushed aside the grass, there were six cute and fluffy chicks huddling together, as if they hadn't woken up yet.

Such a small chick has to be raised before it can be eaten.

Xu Haoxuan sighed with emotion.

He squatted down and gently covered the chicks with grass, then walked to one side and sat down, pulled up the tall grass around him, and soon weaved a chicken coop.

He gently grabbed the six chicks into the chicken coop, covered them, and was ready to go home.

(End of this chapter)

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