Tokyo Wingman King

100 nautical miles southeast of the brightly lit Fuji Will,

Beside an uninhabited island,

More than 50 desperadoes with open flames, loaded guns and live ammunition, gathered at a temporary pier near the island.

In front of them were more than 10 large and small speedboats, the largest of which was only 100 tons, but the conspicuous machine guns on several boats showed that this group of people was not easy to get along with.

"Are you sure about the location?"

"It's been confirmed, and several insiders on the ship have also been confirmed, and the young ladies of the Five Photographers are also on board. The number of security guards does not exceed 30."

"Hahaha, I don't know what these rich kids are thinking, running so far to deliver food."

"This time the boss said that this order can earn at least 100 billion yuan, the kidnapping should be done neatly, don't wander around, as long as people, not property."

"No problem, the brothers are just waiting to finish this order and get the year-end bonus in advance."

"Hahaha, I used to deliver the courier and lived like a dog, but now I finally turn around and become a courier receiver~ Joining [One Piece] may be the most correct decision in my life~"

"Young masters on the boat, can you let me play?"

"If you want to play, play with the sailors on the ship."

"That's so boring."

"By the way, who did the boss say was the most important thing to kidnap?"

"What is it called Akama Shimizu?"

"Idiot! It's Shizumi Asama!"

The pirates boarded the ship one after another, and the leaders who were chatting also boarded the speedboats.

The noise of the engine broke the tranquility of the island for a while, and the little island birds flew up to the starry sky.

On the calm sea in the western Pacific Ocean, several black spots darker than the sea, like killer whales fighting in groups, headed northwest in unison.

The clinking of wine glasses came and went.

The KTV private room is fairly bright, the coffee table is filled with all kinds of drinks, and the walls are decorated with colorful glossy colored paper. At first glance, it seems that someone is holding a birthday party.

Of course, this is not a birthday party, but an ordinary celebration of the June Monthly Test belonging to the 5th school group of Class A of the first year.

However, the celebration that was supposed to be attended by only 5 people was filled with 14 people.

Gokyoin once again invited Konoe Chiyo, Arima Yoshihiko, Nijo Rena and Takishima Tetsuya as guests of the event.

The blue-haired girl Emi Shiina, the bald boy Seiji Koyanagi, and the pineapple-headed boy Okubo Hiroto from Immortal Kawa Riyo's band of dead samurai also joined in thanks to Immortal Kawa Riyo's face fruit ability.

It's adding pressure to Gogyin and Fukasawa again.

It was obviously a group celebration, but these two took the initiative to host the work.

Undead Chuan seemed to be aware of this, and encouraged everyone to play games.

How to coordinate a group of misfits to play together harmoniously is probably also a compulsory homework for Yinghe's young masters and ladies.

But the existence of Konoe Chiyo made this kind of coordination ridiculous.

With just one look, Konoe made the two grown men of the Dead Samurai Band look sideways at the sky, not daring to look at her again.

She also doesn't show any sense of gregariousness
Then what are you doing here?When an environmentally friendly refrigerant?

Asama, who has an intelligence of only 6, feels that Konoe's brain circuit cannot be understood, and on the other hand, it is difficult to understand the team building behavior of karaoke.

At the celebration of the study group, one person should not send out a few papers to brush up the questions to practice the hand feeling. Those who fail to get all the Full Combo right need to make another paper!Then each person writes a poem, saying a few sentences about the learning experience of "there is only one reason why I did well in the exam - I am smart", and finally compile it into a collection to pass on to future generations.
Why did it become singing again?

Undead Chuan actually forcibly put away everyone's mobile phones, aren't you a partner of justice?Tyrant Immortal River!
"Asama! Let's play UNO~~~"

With a beautiful posture, Asama caught the two cards thrown by Undead Chuan.

Fushikawa was amazed at Asama's athleticism.

I thought it was Tibetan clumsiness before, but it turned out to be Tibetan clumsiness!
If you don't go to physical education class, is it because you are afraid of hurting your classmates' self-esteem?Obviously the score control is so good, why can't I show any enthusiasm for physical education class?

"Nice catch~~~ Mr. Robert, I watched your competition this afternoon. It was very good! With your balance, it should be no problem to win a balance beam championship!"

Only women can compete on the balance beam!

"It's just some basic skills of the country people, not any great skills."

"If you perform on TV, maybe your ninja village will flourish!"

"There is no Ninja Village. These are not used to show off."

"Then, do you ninja masters still accept apprentices? If you join this year, will you catch up with the Zhongnin exam? Is Mr. Robert the renzhuriki of your village?"

Takishima also opened his mouth at this time,
"If it's Jinchuriki, then the one sealed in Asama-kun's stomach should be Kaguya Hime?"

"Let's play UNO."

Erjo and Gokyoin chatted with Konoe, and the remaining 10 people took turns playing UNO and singing.

Asama, who was eliminated in the first round of UNO, chose to wave a maraca next to him and listened to Futami's singing.

ヒールの音もひそめて
Carefully control the sound of high heels
あなたに会うために足早に歩くの

In order to meet you, I can't help speeding up my pace
薬指のringuyori
than the ring on the ring finger

Renmu Ninja Love Selection んだ

I want more undiscovered love

The beauty of Er Jian Yue Hai's singing posture is not far behind those famous scenes of Yuan Zu Die Ji.

But the time to enjoy the music was quickly interrupted,

The other two UNO losers, the two male artists from the band Dead Samurai, came up to trap Asama.

The two whispered quietly beside Asama,

"Brother Asama, you and Lise are in the same class~?"

"Well, if you're talking about Yinghe College, this is the case."

"Brother Asama, do you think Lise-chan is pretty?"

"Well, her report card for each monthly test is very beautiful."

"Am I talking about this beauty? It's the kind of beauty that wants her to be a girlfriend!"

"The kind of girlfriend who can help you with your homework?"

"Brother Asama, don't talk about homework! Don't you think Rishi, who is happy every day, is very attractive?"

"Yeah, to make all the rock fans in Tokyo go mad as a vitality idol, don't you want this kind of girl as your girlfriend?"

"Understood, it seems that you all like Undead River, well, your competitive relationship is quite harmonious."

"Hey! Don't play dumb, brother."

Asama looked up at the light ball,

"Yeah! Don't play dumb, me."

Er Jian walked over with the microphone in hand,

"That. Mr. Jingshui, can you come and help me?"

"Ah."

The two men from the Dead Samurai Band looked at Immortal Chuan, who was still playing UNO with other people, and seemed to be winning, and shook their heads, annoyed.

"What's wrong, Yuehai."

"Well, the microphone seems to be broken, is it out of battery?"

".You turned off the switch, thank you just now."

"Hey hey~ Didn't bother you to make new friends?"

"When I want to make new friends, I read a new book."

It shouldn't be - if you are a friend, you are enough to have Yuehai.

An answer like this?
Er Jian was not very satisfied with the result just now.

Asama followed Futami and sat on the other side of the sofa in the private room - not far from Konoe Chiyo.

Only Konoe didn't participate in the game, he just ordered a song and sat quietly drinking the extremely spicy sparkling water.

Konoe saw that Futami was looking at her, so he pointed at the big screen,

"Second see classmate, your song."

When Erjian looked back, he realized that the interlude of "oh, yes oh, no" had just ended. After taking a quick look, he began to sing seriously on the big screen again.

Futami had just finished singing, and it was the turn of Fukasawa Yuki, Emiya Shiro, and Shiina Emi to sing.

They chose an old love song "secret base～君がくれたもの～".

Fukasawa felt that singing was not enough, so he pulled Futami to sing together.

Asama, who added three more spherical ice cubes to the lemonade, sighed. It seemed that Futami, like himself, had fallen into a collective evil that he couldn't bear to refuse.

At some point, Konoe sat about 30cm away from Asama, and asked softly,

"Is your discomfort real, or is it just pretending?"

"What do you think?"

"I think it's true."

At this time, Arima, who was defeated by UNO, also came over.

"Asama, what are we going to talk about?"

Asama moved a bit, giving up the position between Konoe and Arima, and said calmly,
"Talking about collective evil."

"Collective evil?"

Asama looked at Arima and Konoe, and said,

"Let me tell you a collective story.

There was a man who lived in a very large village, which was a very unique village.

People here are very hardworking, because lazy people are killed.

People here are very polite, because, people who are not polite are killed.

People here are very happy, because everyone who shows an unhappy smile is killed.

He was afraid of being killed himself, and he was in trouble.

He found that everyone in the village had the same kind of smile, and he couldn't tell who was really smiling and who was pretending.

He couldn't tell who was enjoying the work and who was continuing to work happily while cursing in his heart.

He is a little lazy, and he is not used to that kind of standard smile, but he is quite satisfied with life here.

After all, no matter if they are sincere or not, everyone in this village is very noble, and the material and spiritual life of the village is also very rich.

Until one day, he found that the most common sentence he heard every day was to sacrifice for the collective. If there is no sacrifice, the village will be destroyed.

Therefore, sacrifice for the collective has become the same new consensus as keeping a smile.Then, there will be one person here every day who will be chosen to sacrifice in exchange for the continuation of the collective.

You said, if there is a chance to escape from this village, should he escape from this village? "

Arima pondered for a moment,

"This is a bit like the legend of sacrificing a girl to He Bo or a dragon. Is the only option to escape?"

Asama nodded.

Konoe glanced at Arima, stared at Asama seriously and replied,
"The weak who can't change the environment, if they can't even transform themselves to adapt to the environment, they are no different from dead people."

Asahi smiled, and continued,

"Let's change our identities. If you were the village, the collective decision-maker, and you couldn't change the fact and status quo of the sacrifice, and you also noticed the psychological damage caused by the sacrifice to the villagers, what would you do?
A. Packaging sacrifices, so that the chosen person has an extraordinary sense of happiness.Let everyone compete to be a victim.

B. Adjust the mechanism to make the selection random, so that everyone feels a sense of fairness, and being selected can only be blamed for bad luck.

C. Adjust the mechanism to make the choice directional, such as allowing the oldest, weakest, ugliest, and least popular people to be sacrificed first.

D. Deteriorating the environment, making everyone in the collective live in extreme pain every minute and every second, and making sacrifice the most decent and best relief.

E. Improve awareness, let everyone realize the absurdity of life and the world, and face sacrifice calmly. "

"C."

Asama originally thought that Konoe would choose D. It seems that she is not an anti-social personality, but a pure social Darwinist.Entrusting Japan's future to her, Asama really didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

".E."

The choice of Arima is not surprising.

The topic of collective evil provoked an argument between Konoe and Arima, and Asama listened to their confrontation.

From the perspective of ensuring productivity logic, Guard is a more rational choice.

Arima ignored this village, which itself is a totalitarian collective, and raising awareness will increase the difficulty of managing this collective.

The two vice presidents of the student union entered the debate session.

Fukasawa Yuki's voice came,

"Asama-kun~ It's your turn!"

In the water balance competition, Asama and Futami failed to decide the winner, but the default No.1 in the competition was Asama who played acrobatics, so according to the previous bet, Futami needed to sing a song for Asama.

Asama decides not to sing at the price of agreeing to let Erjian choose the song by herself.

Futami gave up the appeal of chorus love songs, and chose "tonight i feel close to you" by Mai Kuraki.

Asama took off her glasses and rubbed the bridge of her nose.

Er Jian chooses all songs with hints, but when she sings, she only sings to herself occasionally.

You know, you already showed your cards, see you later.

No matter what [Barnum] you use!

Asama forcibly took her gaze away from Futami's lap.

dong dong dong.

There was a knock on the door.

"Looks like it's finally here~" Bushichuan smiled and took the initiative to open the door.

The staff of the No. [-] will actually brought all the equipment of the dead samurai band.

Undead Chuan hung up the guitar, smiled and clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and said to Futami,

"Xiaoyue, take a break, you've already sung three songs in a row~ Next, leave it to us~ Dead Samurai Band~ Start now!"

Undead Chuan put on a red peaked cap again, and her red evening dress looked as weird as putting braised duck tongues and roses together.

She generously found a high stool and sat on it. After Er Jian set up the microphone stand for her, she hugged the guitar and began to play and sing Bob Dylan's "Shooting Star".

Seen a shooting star tonight
I saw a shooting star tonight

And I thought of you
i thought of you

You were trying to break into another world
you tried to enter another world

A world I never knew
a world i don't understand
Afterwards, the four members of the Dead Samurai Band presented a wonderful performance that lasted for half an hour for the other nine people.

When Undead Chuan came up with their latest song, it is said that Undead Chuan was responsible for writing, composing and arranging "W!", and when he sang "You are the water in me", Erjian's expression changed.

Second see the big crisis! In me?What in me?What entered the Immortal River?
Oops, this is a love letter from Undead Chuan to Shizumi-kun!Still erotic!
Didn't everyone find out? !

However, Mr. Jingshui seemed to understand that he was rolling his eyes!Ruthless Shizumi-kun is really awesome!
Second, don't be too happy to see you too early, you will soon learn to write lyrics and compose music!
At this time, among the piles of mobile phones, someone's phone rang.

Asama looked at Arima Yoshihiko who was holding the phone in the past.

The ringtone is "Platinum Disco"?No way, Arima, are you actually a sister-in-law?

The reason why I like Konoe and think she can make up for you is because it is close to a legal loli?
Arima picked up his phone and looked at the caller, frowned, pushed open the door of the private room and walked out.

Seeing Futami, Bushikawa, and Konoe's eyes turned to him instead, Asama took a sip of lemonade.

"Go to the bathroom."

Asama followed out.

(End of this chapter)