Tokyo Wingman King

Chapter 4 04. Buy a Magazine and Find a Golden Retriever Girl
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Ignoring the girl's gaze, Asama took off her shoes on her own, hung the ingredients and schoolbag on the hooks in the entrance, went to the bathroom to wash her hands, took the ingredients back and went to the kitchen island to start cooking.

It turned out that I felt that I forgot something, and this was it.

"Ah Shui, Ah~~~~Shui~~~~~, Ah Shui! Ah, have I awakened the ability of an invisible person?"

The blond-haired girl pulled the white slippers, bent over and supported the other end of the island with one arm, and a small white and slender hand dangled in front of Asama's eyes.

Asama ignored it, washed the rice and started cooking.

"Ah Shui, I'm so bored at home by myself~"

The blond girl hugged the pillow and started rolling on the bed.

Asama processed the spring bamboo shoots, took out the processed bacon slices, pork belly slices, and Jinhua ham from the refrigerator and put them into the casserole that had started to boil.

"Gulu~gulu~gulu~gulu~gulu~ha~~~~, it still tastes like grapes! By the way, Ah Shui, did you buy beer, beer~wine~~~"

The blond girl opened the refrigerator, opened a can of Fanta grape-flavored soda, drank it in one gulp, and put it on the dining table.

Asama cut the green onions, took out the chopped onions and beef from the refrigerator, and started to heat up the pan, add oil, vegetables, and stir-fry.

"Ah Shui, Ah Shui, if you don't answer me again, I'll take off my clothes and scream in the corridor~"

The blond girl leaned in front of Asama again, watching him handle the flax tofu, holding a bottle of black bean sauce with a Chinese woman with an unhappy face in her hand, and using chopsticks to decorate the tofu with black bean sauce, and finally sprinkle with chopped green onion.

"Ah Shui, don't you think I'm an invisible PM2.5 particle in the air?"

The blond girl picked up her vest and sniffed it, revealing her tender navel and lower abdomen.

Asama glanced at the range hood that was turned on, then turned on the air purifier at home, and was about to start frying shredded pork with green peppers.

"Ah Shui~~~ Please, please, just take care of me~~~"

Blonde girl holding a photo of Asama and her family in front of the desk and pointing fingers at Asama in the photo
Russell said well, the top level of ability is shielding power, any people and things that consume you, it is your fault to take a second look.

"Hmph, heartless, boring, boring man, poke you, poke you! If I talk to you again, I'll be a puppy."

The blond girl continued to hold Asama's family portrait, poking at Asama in the photo.

Asama looked at the watch and was careless. The salted Duxian still needs 30 minutes to be ready. If it is really not good, put it in the refrigerator and eat it tomorrow.

After cooking two bowls of Yangchun noodles at random, Asama brought the dishes to the table.

"Pochi, come over for dinner."

"Okay! Also! My name is not Pochi!" The girl, like Crayon Shin-chan's mother Mizu, launched a drill attack on Asama.

"Okay, Pochi!"

At the dining table, Asama ate quietly, but the blond girl kept yelling.

"Today's dishes are too rich. I thought I could only eat instant noodles like lunch! Is today a good day?"

"My god, Ah Shui, you are my god, how can there be such delicious Chinese food! Woohoo, why is there no beer at this time~! Beer!!!!"

"The tempeh from the strange woman is so delicious, it should be eaten in the big bar with caviar!"

"I see! Ah Shui, are you an undercover agent sent by Yuanyue Academy to Yinghe Academy?!"

"It smells so good! It's ten times more fragrant than the fried pork with bamboo shoots from the day before yesterday! This vessel must be used by oriental alchemists to cook potions!"

The blond girl glanced at the casserole that was still gurgling and smelling of pickled food, and put one arm on the upper edge of the chair back, like a good-for-nothing middle-aged man, and said with emotion while clutching his stomach.

"Great satisfaction, great satisfaction, just waiting for the last dish!"

"So, Pochi, when are you going home!"

Asama somewhat regretted her original decision, it must be caused by the hormones in her body, she did not expect to face such a test as a supporting role.

Pochi stayed at Asama's house for three days, she didn't take the initiative to say her name, and Asama didn't bother to ask.

The reason for this rom-com-like situation is that things go back to last Friday night.

After deploying the weekend operations of Oshima Ichiro and Nakamura Yusuke, Asama will go to a nearby convenience store on Friday to buy a few magazines with attitude that will be released on Golden Day.

Absolutely serious fashion and art magazines, after all, most convenience stores no longer sell unprofitable adult magazines.

Asama needs to grasp some information as soon as possible to update his aesthetic database.

For example, the new designs of Century Nakamura and Hiroshi Fujiwara, the new interviews between Dai Fan and Jeff Koons, or the new inspiration of Jonathan Anderson, Loewe’s social terrorism design director, or the new joint name of a big brand and a fashion brand. payment.

As a relationship mentor, aesthetics must be online, and packaging design for customers is the most important basic skill, except for handsome guys like Arima who are self-contained and handsome.

Then, before entering the store, he found Pochi with blond hair, like a mushroom, squatting in the corner of the store entrance drinking.

When Asama prostituted 2 magazines for free, she chose a few others to check out and go out.

Pochi was already at the corner of the alley opposite, surrounded by several delinquent boys.

Asama, who respected public order and good customs, looked around, hesitated for a moment, then raised his phone and stepped in.

"Hey, guys over there, the police will be here soon. I've already shot the video of your hands and feet, and you don't want to be the headlines on Twitter. You are the ones who didn't code."

Even if it was the first time to do this kind of thing, Asama didn't feel afraid, and even because she finally said the sentence "You don't want to.", her inner emotions began to rise.

There are really few Japanese who act bravely, but Asama's voice is so loud that it attracts the attention of passers-by on the street.

Just as some passers-by began to stop, watching the scene where the stunned young man Asama was sent to the hospital before the police arrived.

Unexpectedly, the delinquent teenagers exchanged opinions and retreated.

I don't know if it's because of excess self-awareness, but Asama actually heard three words like "big teacher".

Sensitive ears from the country will not deceive people, the pronunciation cannot be said to be exactly the same, only exactly the same.

Putting doubts aside, after everything on the street became calm again, Asama asked about 3 meters away from Pochi:
"Hey, are you alright!"

Pochi raised his head, his face was reddish, his eyes were blurred and he said:
"Yeah, he's handsome!"

Everyone calls handsome guy, this must be a salesperson from across the sea.

The tough guy in the supporting role who feels that he has nothing to do with handsome guys has begun to turn around.

"I have nothing to do, I will withdraw first, go home early, goodbye."

Unexpectedly, Pochi trotted all the way behind Asama, and then maintained the 3-meter distance between Asama and her.

You walk and she walks, you run and she runs, you stop and she stops, and she will look at you when you stop.

Am I walking the dog?
It has been like this, and I walked to the door of the Chinese restaurant in Azabu Juban.

"Ah Shui, it's not easy to get the stinky mandarin fish you ordered."

At the entrance of the Chinese restaurant, Boss Qin handed over the food wrapped in tin foil and wrapped in several layers of plastic bags to Asama.

Asama thanked him for paying the money, and then left, while Pochi fell steadily behind Asama.

After walking a few steps in the direction of the apartment, Pochi, who was originally about 3 meters away, leaned forward again.

"Who? Interesting name, who, can you understand Chinese? Who?"

Boqi used the address he heard from Boss Qin familiarly, practiced the pronunciation of "A (three tones)-SHUI (two tones)" clumsily, and chatted with Asama.

Asama turned her head to Pochi expressionlessly: "I said, aren't you going home? Why are you following me?"

"Hey~ I don't have a home, I was just planning to find a place to sleep. I see, whoever's home is very suitable~~"

"I don't call it who, the Japanese is shizu water."

"Oh!~~~~shizuki sauce, Ah Shui, this name suits you very well."

Before it got dark, the street lights were already on. Asama walked to the door of a building and gave Pochi an ultimatum.

"I'm already home, if you follow me again, I'll call the police."

"You report, anyway, I remember where you live, Ah Shui, and I will come to find you after I finish eating the pork chop rice."

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After all, Asama did not call the police. Under Pochi's surprised gaze, he walked back, turned two corners, returned to his apartment building, and then acquiesced in Pochi's follow-up to his 1LDK apartment.

"Wow, Ah Shui, your home is very nice!"

Like a golden retriever who has never been disciplined, Boqi took off his shoes on his own, put on Asama's shoes, and then sat down on the Asama bed, looking around with his big eyes open.

Asama walked to the sofa in socks and sat down, looked at Pochi and said, "Tell me, what's going on? Where's your family?"

"No~" Boqi already crossed his legs on his bed like a monk.

Hey, you didn't even take a shower!
"Passenger?"

"True Japanese!" Pochi maintained a cross-legged posture on the bed, and bowed to Asama.

"Why don't you go to Internet cafes, KTV, or 24-hour McDonald's?"

"No money~"

"Don't you have money to buy wine?"

"Ah, that's the last money~"

"Isn't McDonald's 0 consumption?"

"That's so embarrassing~"

Are you embarrassed to be in the house of a strange male high school student?
"How can I follow into a stranger's house casually, what should I do if my neighbor reports me as a kidnapper!"

"It's okay, I'm an adult, look!" Boqi rolled up her sleeves, showing off her snow-white biceps.

I don't have the strength to complain.

"Also, Ah Shui, do you want to do it? Just treat it as rent."

Pochi's grinning appearance made Asama suddenly stunned.

"What nonsense are you talking about, go take a bath first!"

"Oh~~~ Do you want to take a bath first, I will wash it for nothing! By the way, Ah Shui, do you have a change of clothes?"

"The bathroom is over there. You can wash it first. You can soak it longer. I'll buy clothes for you at a nearby convenience store."

Asama quickly took off her school uniform, put on a black jacket, put on her shoes again, and the first thing she did when she left the house, she searched on her mobile phone, [Male high school student, how many years will be sentenced for abducting an adult? 】

The bloodshot forehead began to calm down, and the emperor engine in his chest also calmed down.

It's still too immature. If you don't have the ability to take responsibility, adults are just grown-up children.

At the age of 50, can you still not control your desires?

Obviously just refuse directly, but still fantasizing about this appearance, this supporting role personality, will there really be a beautiful girl throwing himself in his arms to start a romantic comedy?
Mingming decided to insulate love.Taking troubles that have nothing to do with making money on yourself, do you think you have the ability to handle everything well?

I examine my body three times a day.

While blaming himself, Asama crossed the two chomes and went to a convenience store in another block. After buying a set of pajamas, a set of tank top and shorts, a few packs of sanitary napkins, a box of cotton swabs, toothbrushes and cups, etc., After thinking about it, I bought a few more cans of carbonated drinks and went back.

Unexpectedly, when he opened the door, Boqi had already finished washing, wearing his white T-shirt with the words "Hidden Way" printed on it, and dark gray underwear, sitting carelessly on the bed watching TV.

"Ah Shui is back, welcome home!"

"This is not your home!"

"Hey, I found that Ah Shui has a lot of interesting things in your house! What are these messy lines?" Pochi pointed to a painting beside the bed.

"Pollock."

"Then what is this strange building?" Pochi pointed to the painting on the wall next to the bed.

"Kirico."

"And what about the bombardier with the flowers?"

"Banksy."

"Ah Shui is such a strange person~~ There are no books under the bed, no movies in the computer, no comics and models on the desk, such as "I Dropped a Bomb", "A Fool Who Walked Randomly", and "Azure Conspiracy". They are strange books.

Ah Shui really doesn't look like a healthy Japanese high school student. Could it be that you are a Chinese student? "

Do Chinese international students have such stereotypes?My apologies to all Chinese international students!

"The clothes have been bought, please change my clothes for me."

Pochi looked at the various items in the plastic bag, and was a little moved:

"Wow, are these all for me?"

Do you think I'm someone who knows how to use tampons?
"Ah Shui is really considerate~"

Half an hour later, Asama came out of the bathroom.

"I said, did you just brush your teeth?"

"I've brushed it, do you want to smell it? The lemon mint toothpaste is very good!"

"Did you use my toothbrush?"

"Of course~"

How could there be such a person.

"Did you do it on purpose or accidentally."

"I did it on purpose."

"This is not allowed in the future!"

"Hey~ hey~ I understand, I will be careless next time~"

"By the way, don't you wash your underwear yourself?"

"Eh? Is it okay to throw them into the washing machine together?"

Terrible memories end.

In short, Asama provoked a woman who shouldn't be provoked.

Pochi's name was actually figured out last weekend.

Katya Izumo, a Japanese-Russian mixed race, is a real 18-year-old girl.

Edogawa Maria College graduate, just graduated this year, did not go to university.

The eyes are gray-blue, the hair is not dyed, the skin is as white as milk, and the figure is just right.

Bright blond hair, likes to tie double ponytails, if you add Tsundere, it is a proper romantic comedy team.

As the daughter of a mafia boss in Edogawa District, how did she cross Koto District and Chuo District from Edogawa to Minato District alone without a mobile phone or luggage, and wandered for at least 3 weeks.

Asama has no more accurate news.

Out of humanitarian considerations, he didn't kick Pochi out.

Also because he didn't know the real situation, Asama didn't contact the police or the gang rashly.

After finishing the last mouthful of longevity noodles, Asama thought to herself, although I had a phone conversation with my mother when I was sending money at the convenience store.

But as my first birthday in Tokyo, it feels good to have someone to accompany me.

If you don't speak, she is a beauty.

Ah, what's the situation with this feeling of catching shrimp?
After dinner,

"Hey, Ah Shui, why are your questions so difficult, I can't understand them at all!"

After taking a shower, Pochi leaned next to Asama in his pajamas, staring at the test paper on the desk with dazed eyes.

"Pochi, did you really graduate from high school?"

"Ah Shui, do you have common sense! Graduation has nothing to do with studying!"

I'm going to ask you to make a few papers for the room fee. Is there really any difference between you and a pet?
It's really useless except for consuming my property.

Asama quickly solved the homework, brushed 2 real test papers by the way, and spent another hour sorting out some information about the clients of the Love Consultation Department.

When working in Asama, Pochi was still very cooperative and didn't make any sound.

Looking back, Boqi had already fallen asleep holding a positive energy novel "Golden Dreamland".

After covering Pochi with a blanket, he started tidying the sofa.

Everything is ready, okay, turn off the lights and go to sleep.

Take the main task of Arima, and receive the reward of the branch task of Banzawa. If life is a game, Asama is getting better.

In Asama's mediocre 50 years, this is a memorable birthday.

In the dreamland, Asama became the king of the underground in Tokyo, and the protagonists on the ground are all his pawns.

What's even more outrageous is that he found that he has become a handsome guy, no, no, no, in this superficial society, a handsome guy is not worthy of being a person with the power of shadows!

The dream led Qian Jian's consciousness, drifting farther and farther.

Asama vaguely heard something electronically synthesized.

【System update complete】

【Version content checking】

【Validation succeeded】

【Discover the host】

[Scan code host matching degree]

[999% matching degree]

【Start binding.】

　It's the first time in my life to write a book, and I'm very encouraged by the signing invitation from Qidian. Let's work hard to write the story down, the mediocre and useless wingman king.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)