Tokyo Wingman King

Chapter 31 31. Artists and Umbrellas

Shakespeare said that the same sun that shone on his palace never escaped my hut.

Daylight does not discriminate.

Exams are the same as competitive games. If you want to be credible, popular, and help people soar, there are only three things you need to pay attention to.

fair,

fair,

Still TM's fair.

Once this is lost, the exam will eventually become a self-entertainment for a few people.

True fairness is when one side gets what it wants and the other side cannot complain.

If there is knowledge in the college entrance examination that ordinary students have no access to in textbooks, society will be even more divided.

Yinghe's exam is a fair game about intelligence.

In fact, the test paper this time did not exceed the outline at all, it just changed the material and filled in a lot of confusing items.

Just like those who memorize formulas to solve the Rubik's Cube, those who can never find the rules and know how to observe the Rubik's Cube can solve it quickly.

Asama writes vigorously, releasing the pleasure of VIP walking through the green passage.

Suddenly there was a sound of writing on the blackboard, and when I looked up,
"Don't hinder your next spring of writing for the last difficult problem you can't answer;
Don't let the shortcomings of the past affect your current brilliance.

Come on, Class A. "

Sakuragi saw that many students were full of anxiety, so he started writing chicken soup.

There are really a few girls who like him.

If it is an old man with a bad temper and ugly appearance, it is not sure whether they can get strength from the sentence.

After finishing the test paper and checking it twice, Asama looked up at the wall clock in front of the classroom. There were still 2 minutes before the end of the test.

Close your eyes and rest.

I don't know how it feels to see them in this exam.

There is no problem with the betting between him and the Yuxingyuan. The knowledge points are not memorized by rote, but with background introduction, derivation process and associative memory.

Only pursuing quick mastery, but not digesting the principles well, this kind of behavior of eager for quick success and instant benefit memorizing the answer instead of the process, can easily fall into the trap set by the teacher.

The bell rang for the end of the first exam.

Most people in class A lost the desire to chat, silently licking their wounds, mending their psychological defenses, and waiting for the second shock.

A person who is not good at organizing knowledge will not be a qualified knowledge exporter.

Yinghe's high-quality monthly test not only helps high school students quickly sort out the input knowledge to improve output efficiency, but also guides everyone to combine, fuse, transform and other creative output of the knowledge they have learned.

Asama likes the feeling of this output.

So the time for the four exams in the morning disappeared like a fleeting moment.

When he came back to his senses, he had already shared lunch with Erjian and Jiandao on the outdoor seat next to the school supermarket.

"Asama, how did you do in the exam?"

Jian Dao picked up the cold seaweed in Asama Bento with chopsticks, put it on the lid of the lunch box, and tasted it bit by bit.

Asama dealt with the slightly burnt chicken nuggets fried by Jianjima with a blank expression, and held Hayek's "Biography of Wittgenstein" in the other hand.

"So-so, do your best. Getting into the top 200 is a victory."

"You bastard! Are you mocking me?"

Being offended by Asama, the anxiety in Jiandao's heart was reduced a lot.

Futami laughed beside him, feeling that Mr. Asama was much more cheerful than before.

The three people who forgot about the troubles of the exam, chatting in a very harmonious atmosphere, Jian Dao and Futami are in charge of you and me, and Asama in charge is silent.

After chatting a few words about this summer's outfits and skin care products, Jian Dao began to recommend love novels to Erjian.

"Wuthering Heights", "Mrs. Chatterley's Lover", "The Great Gatsby" have all been seen, and then the two chatted about "I really don't want to open a harem", "I loaded the love program" Waiting for the love novels that are popular on the Internet recently, in the end, Er Jian turned on the mobile phone WEB and decided to listen to Jian Dao's recommendation, and read a light novel called "As a rich lady, I am being crazily pulled by an unremarkable passer-by character" .

In short, Asama is relieved that two people with different family backgrounds, growth experiences, and habits and preferences can find common hobbies.

Turning to the last page of the biography, Asama is digesting this biography which is not like a biography.

In terms of writing, Hayek's Wittgenstein is a bit like Dazai Osamu's Lu Xun, with a hazy and beautiful taste of reminiscence.

In terms of character creation, Wittgenstein in the biography is very similar to Larry, the protagonist of Maugham's "Blade". He is not so much an inscrutable philosopher, but more like a lonely and real young artist.
【Ding】

[Skill upgrade, quick reading lv.4]

[Skill upgrade, memory lv.3]

A message came from the system suddenly, notifying that two more skills had been upgraded, and Asama put down the book.

It was okay to get cooking skills before, but now I get intelligence-oriented skills. If I accidentally improve my intelligence a little.

Wouldn't it be that the hole card is lost, and [JOKER] is disqualified?
Asama re-read the description of skills and attributes in the 1000 system instructions.

It only mentions that attributes will affect the probability of skill acquisition and the effect of skill activation.

But it didn't mention whether the acquisition and upgrading of attributes to skills will directly affect the increase of attribute values.

Is this toxic system forcing myself to gamble or show off?

Although I have also considered the impact of Erjian Daimyojin, but Erjian is just an accelerator, and it is myself who really provides variables.

If you really want to be intimidated and stop moving forward, wouldn't the introspective and hard-working [Asagan Still Water] die on the spot? !

Weighing life-saving cards and life principles.

Asama didn't hesitate - choose to open!
Anyway, most of the content in July has been self-study.If you want to read during this time, just pick some books you have read.

I'm afraid that the system will give me a skill of [reviewing the past to learn the new], so that my intelligence point will break through to 8.

What a headache, it's all the fault of that twisted little girl of Konoe!

right here,

【Drip】

The mobile phone received an appointment from [God of Wealth] Shishen Chunma.

Asama thought about her recent income. Excluding expenses such as ingredients, books, restocking of the love counseling department, Pochi gifts, etc., she had about 200 million yuan left in her hands. The Oshima mission system gave 200 million yuan, and Konoe bought tea for it. 180 million, and another 500 million in association rewards.

Calculated in this way, Asama can be regarded as a Japanese high school student with a net worth of over ten million.

The business will definitely grow bigger and bigger in the future, and I want Takishima to get an accounting certificate to avoid taxes for himself.

Asama returned an ok to Togomi, greeted Futamimajima, and went back to the club first to catch up on sleep.

Because it is an exam day, the school can theoretically be dismissed in the afternoon, but students who have club activities will still stay in school all afternoon.

Asama came to the love counseling department.

The appearance of Shishenchunma is completely formatted.

On a hot day, I wore a patched denim vest over my school uniform.

With a big white back and black sunglasses, those who didn't know it thought it was the reincarnation of CHANEL's Lafayette.

The conspicuous tattoo on the left side of the neck seems to have been treated with new paint, giving it a laser-like sheen.

There are more than a dozen tattoos of different crosses on the arm.

With a fixed walking posture, 10 different standing poses are given in 4 seconds like a model.

All the external information is conveying one thing, the Ten God Spring Horse has been completely reborn.

Then Asama saw him clapping his hands.

Two servants brought in a graffitied toilet, bowed and left quickly.

Since then, there has been an artistic taste in the air of the love counseling department.

The toilet standing in the center of the carpet in the department room has a handwritten English sentence on the inside: Shoot at me!Shoot me.

Are you the Japanese version of Master Duchamp?
"Teacher, what do you think of my work?"

"It's very thoughtful. Anthropomorphizing the toilet, it is not only a container that hides dirt like a trash can, but also a place where people sit and think and find peace. The appearance of a clean and white toilet is full of criticism from others, but these penetrations are not Into the white interior of the toilet. Shoot at me has a calm and martyr-like meaning. The t in 'at' is made into a cross, which is the finishing touch."

Ten God Haruma laughed loudly and applauded frantically.

"As expected of a great teacher, so far no one has been able to express this work to my heart like you. Those people always think that I am imitating Duchamp, trying to level life and art. Fuck! I want to combine religion and life. level off!
What the teacher said is exactly my original intention of creating it!

I feel like there's nothing more fun than making art, even sitting on it for an hour at night when I don't know what to do.At this time, the inspiration for art came to me like a water pipe exploding behind the toilet. "

Asama didn't understand that he had set a path for the people planned by the ten gods. Obviously, he was derailed and out of control, but the people were fine.

It doesn't matter, anyway, bringing the goods is the key point.

Promoted more than 20 gadgets at one time and made a small profit of 1000 million.

The two drank Asama-boiled white tea again, chatting from Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" to Mondrian's "Red, Blue, and Yellow Composition", from the randomness of Dadaism to the useless things in deconstructionism.

Asama clearly felt the astonishing improvement in Shishenchunma's artistic accomplishment.

In this short week, he must have been trained by a super professional artist.

Rich people want to learn something about 1000 times faster than poor people.

Ten gods suddenly asked:

"Teacher, what do you think is the core mission of an artist?"

"I'm not, so I don't know either. But the writer Borges once said that artists should take on a responsibility - to transform the objective facts of the world and life into things that can last forever in human memory.

Simply put, extract, reflect and influence. "

"I'm not interested in what an artist should look like in the eyes of a writer, I just want to hear what you say, whatever you want."

How do I compare with Borges?brother?
Asama still bit the bullet and expressed his own understanding:

"The artist's mission is to make himself feel alive, and let more people feel this."

Ten God Haruma laughed heartily again.

The so-called moving energy, raising a moving body, if the eldest son of the richest family in Japan smiles like this more often, there will be nothing wrong with the love counseling department.

The premise is to take off the wig and sunglasses!

"I see. Exactly what I thought.

By the way, big teacher, I heard some things, I can only say that it is you.

But don't worry, it's no big deal to reject Konoe Chiyo.

The Konoe family is not omnipotent, you are my friend Haruma Jugami.

With my ten gods under my umbrella, in Japan, no one dares to trouble you, so you can do whatever you want. "

Shishen clapped his hands, and the two who carried the toilet came in again, picked up the toilet, and left with Shishen.

"."

Is something wrong!

As a small person, being discussed by the upper class circle in Japan made Asama feel a sense of crisis.

This must have been Konoe's handwriting. There are many reasons that can be uncovered in the scene in Tokyo Bay.

It's just that Asama doesn't understand why Konoe chooses to expose [Asama Shizumi] while concealing [JOKER-Asama Shizumi].

What's even more frightening is that Konoe's actions in the past few days have caused himself to fall into the illusion of whether Konoe Chiyo really likes him.

There are horses, you are not alone!

Damn, I don't want to be a dog!
Having said that, can the protection declaration of the ten gods really be relied on?
Absolutely not, the law and order in Japan is not good now.

The same is true for the reason why the United States cannot ban guns. It would be stupid to entrust your own safety to others.

Just as Asama was still worrying about the information brought by Ten Gods, there was another knock on the door.

Nijo Rena and Takishima Tetsu also came hand in hand.

"Master, I heard! You bastard, you are playing with Arima's feelings!"

Hearing this, it feels like you are here to fight against injustice, but what is the situation with your happy smile!

Erjo, you are in vain as the third lady of a noble family that has been passed on for thousands of years, and you are not as good as the fake Yamato Nadeko Fukasawa Yuki!
"I can already fully feel the charm of the great teacher."

Did Takishima learn from you too?Two?

"I said, you two are inseparable, just like Bonnie and Clyde."

"Who?"

"Or Leon and Matilda in "Killer Is Not So Cold", Dr. Brown and Marty in "Back to the Future", R2D2 and C3PO in "Star Wars", Supreme Treasure and Second Master in "Journey to the West" .”

"Miss Lingna and I haven't read what the big teacher said."

"Well, are you here because of horses?"

"It's because of you! Don't you know, has the Wushe family's circle spread all over?"

"What did it say?"

"Don't you really know? You refused Konoe's confession!

Konoe Chiyo was also used by the Konoe family because of this, but she was still obsessed with going to Class A for you! "

Takishima smiled and squinted his eyes, and asked, "Arima is the vanguard you used to test the guards, right? Teacher?"

"."

"You guys really think too much, I still support Arima."

"Is that why you rejected the guard?"

"I refuse without a horse."

"In short, our Wushe family will not spread this matter everywhere. But you have to be careful, you are equivalent to making the Jinwei family lose face. It is said that the head of the Jinwei family was very angry at the time.

Therefore, in order to show off, the members of the Konoe family will definitely find opportunities to make you suffer. "

It seems that the Shishen family is more powerful than I imagined, and the Yuxingyuan family with a longer heritage has no reaction.

In other words, even if they really refuse, is it necessary for these nobles to be so stingy?

I don't know how many examples of commoner women in the world rejecting royal sons
"How much trouble do you think? Kill me and put it in the wall?"

"Hahaha, you guys have watched too many horror movies. In short, life is not a problem. How can there be nobles who kill people when they want to in modern society~~~"

Isn't that Konoe Chiyo?

"But there are still many ways to deal with people. I remind you that I want you to stay vigilant, just avoid the limelight. Others guards have big families and great careers, and you are not the only troublesome thing.

In addition, be careful and be careful of the people in Yijia, don't be taken advantage of by them. "

Suddenly, she understood Konoe’s intentions. She let [Asama Shizumi] continue to enter the line of sight of the Patriarch Konoe, and [Chiyo Konoe] took off his body to let other people who wanted to lick Patriarch Konoe test [JOKER-Asama Is Still Water] true or false?
Letting myself go after a Masumi is also playing chess with one hand?
Wait, if this is just a message that the Konoe family wants to convey to the outside world, in fact, Konoe Chiyo has already explained everything to the Patriarch, and they have already launched an action against [JOKER-Asama Shizumi]?

I am a little annoyed that my IQ is only 7.

Anyway, after tonight, skills are refreshed, soldiers come to block, water comes to cover.

It is still very happy to see myself being cared about by two waves of people.

They are people who naturally change from customers to friends. This happiness has nothing to do with interests and is the most precious emotion.

"Arima's love support, do we still need to participate? We actually want to support you."

Rena Nijo put her hands together and jumped twice before successfully jumping onto the desk and sitting up.

Asama and Takishima laughed.Erjo was furious and punched and kicked Takishima.

"Bagabagabaga!! How dare you laugh at me, damn it!"

"No need, it's not that you don't know, I don't love love."

Takishima smiled and knelt on the ground, using it as a bench for Erjo.

"Hmph, don't beg us again then."

"Even if China borders Japan, I won't fall in love."

"How does the big teacher feel about the monthly test, this time continue to take the 66th place?"

Where did you get the stereotype?
Also, can you stop talking to me while playing the bench!

As a result, Takishima continued to play the role of the bench, and chatted about Komaba again.

They heard that Komaba was going to break up. They didn't expect that the beautiful boy at the end of the century and the teacher had been together for a long time, and he had become a guy without emotion, blood or tears.

They shook their heads and sighed at the same time.

Asama did not tell them Komaba's plan.

After bidding farewell to Erjo and Takishima, the piano sounded upstairs again, and Asama looked at the time.

As a gift, I chose a bottle of Jo Malone Ginger Lily fragrance from the shelf.

Let's go visit the piano prince [Sanshirō].

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