Tokyo Wingman King

Chapter 28 28. More outrageous than outrageous
Know what Quasimodo of Notre Dame and Gwynplaine of the Laughing Man have the most in common?

All written by Hugo?

No, they are all misunderstood for being ugly and deformed.

But Gwynplaine is more fortunate than Quasimo, because Ti is blind, so he sees his soul and falls in love with him.

The plots of novels hundreds of years ago are still ironically played out in this superficial world.

When I see a handsome guy, I think he is smart, kind, and versatile.

When I see an ugly man, I think he is dark, irresponsible, poor and lazy.

In fact, looking good is no different from plants evolving their genitals to be beautiful.

Pretty is a delightful deception.

Cosmetics will always sell better than books. This is not distortion, but human nature.

Only those who are wounded by this deception will see the jeweled hearts of those who have no pretense.

Closer to home,
If it is said that people who are not good-looking can't get love, then how did you and I inherit the genes of ordinary faces from tens of thousands of years ago?

All relying on clever marriages, plundering, scheming, pies from the sky, and just making do?
Asama could even write two papers on spirit and flesh without drafting to inspire the boy in front of him, but he probably won't read them.

So Asama sighed:

"You don't have to pay too much attention to a pretty face or appearance. These are only sufficient but not necessary conditions for love. It will only make the love game easier, and it is not the only key to love."

"Then why am I not welcome?"

"Isn't it normal to be ugly and unpopular? Why don't you think about why some unattractive people are so popular?"

"How can you have love if you are not popular?"

"No matter how popular a person is, there are only 24 hours a day, and he will get sick and die, and he will also be poor."

"If you spend more time, have a healthy body, and have a positive life, it is always possible to win the game and have a love."

"But what if the opponent is more willing to spend time than you, is healthier, more beautiful, and more active?"

"Learn from him and surpass him. If it doesn't work, calm down and change your goal."

Asama told the boy named Fu Guren the story of Socrates asking his apprentices to pick the biggest ear of wheat.

"So love is giving up?"

"No, love is not a feeling of possession, but a feeling of transmission, and of course it is best a feeling of resonance.

So love won't disappear, don't give up, but it will transfer.

You think carefully about the girl you like, what is it that attracts you? "

"...Actually, he's not a girl."

"."

Today is really hell.

Forget it, it's not a matter of character, this kind of thing is not considered the ultimate heresy in Asama's eyes.

"Then what is it about him that attracts you?"

"He will greet me kindly; in addition, he can remember the names and advantages of every classmate; he looks handsome when he plays football; he smiles very warmly; he..."

Resisting the physical discomfort, Asama interrupted Fu Guren.

"Have you ever liked other boys?"

"No, before I met him, I thought I liked girls. The magazines I collected were also for girls."

"Can you still raise the flag against girls' magazines now?"

"It's fine."

Asama took a deep breath.

"Okay. Do you think he likes boys or girls?"

"Girls"

"If you force a boy who likes girls to like boys, do you think you still like it?"

"If you don't try, you don't know"

"What advantages do you think your opponent has that is liked by that boy?"

"He is very good at dressing up, giving people a sense of fashion. Physical education always attracts everyone's attention, and he is also very enthusiastic and generous."

Asama sorted out the information, took a closer look at Tomiya, and customized 3 reference styles for him, suggesting him to develop relationships online, meet offline women's clothing, and send this future boss away quickly.

There was a sudden ding in my mind.

[The wingman system has searched for the side mission of the host——Loving Your Tenderness

Task object: Fu Guren
Target of the mission: Koichi Kamiyama
Task content: within one month, ensure the success of Fu Guren's confession to Kamiyama Koichi

Mission rewards: wingman points: 80 points; electronic currency: 1000 million; reward features - same-sex attracts, slightly increases the same-sex favorability, and the favorability of people who come out +20]

I will never do this task in my life!
Sending Fu Guren away, Asama felt a little stomachache.

To be honest, the facial features of this small-eyed boy are very suitable for makeup.

The face is straight, the nose is high, the tip of the nose is thin, and the lips are thin.

The skeleton and size are not big, and after putting on makeup and dressing up as a woman, she might look more like a girl than a girl.

I can't think about it anymore, staring at the abyss will be eroded by the abyss!

Asama brought the □□□star again, trying to relieve the dizziness.

Even Yinghe College has all kinds of people.

In other words, are children from rich families more likely to produce strange things?

At this time, there was another knock on the door of the love counseling department.

This time it was a girl with black-rimmed glasses and two braids.

Yukina Shinomiya, from class N of the 1st year, has a simple appearance and looks like study material.

Seeing her timid look, Asama poured her a cup of black tea in a friendly manner.

"Teacher, I think there is a serious problem with my sense of love.

It's easy to fall in love with a good-looking boy when you strike up a conversation, but it doesn't take long before you get bored by him.

I can feel that his enthusiasm for me will drop quickly, and my sense of boundary will be broken at the first touch, to accommodate his request.

Knowing that the other party is just playing for fun, but always thinking that he will suddenly have sincerity,
When I was alone, I came back to my senses and felt that I was cheated.

I think they are all trash, and I am trash.

I've severed the relationship a few times, but I keep making the same old mistakes with new people.

I read on the Internet that this is love brain, there is no cure, what should I do? "

Is it the physique of a good girl who is being targeted by a scumbag?

"Is there a loss of money or a privacy issue that is difficult to deal with?"

Asama vaguely wants to know if Sigong's relationship with his ex-boyfriend will be influenced by his ex-boyfriend.

"That's not true. They probably just wanted to make something new, and they didn't do anything excessive.

Maybe it’s because of my personality, maybe it’s because I’m too possessive.”

Say the other party is rubbish, but still find excuses for the other party?

"Where does it show up specifically?"

"I don't like their phone passwords; it bothers me when I see them talking to other girls; I want to be with me every weekend; and I'm not used to sleeping alone when I'm in a relationship."

"Generally, in your case, there is a high probability that you have excess feelings. Do you have many female friends?"

"I can't get along, I think female high school students are quite annoying."

"Have you ever had a pet?"

"Once, pets don't quench your thirst."

"."

Asama tapped his head, and continued to ask:

"Have you tried to keep some distance from the other party, ignore them, stay away from them, hang them for a while, and test their sincerity?"

Shinomiya Yukina suddenly covered her face and wiped her tears, sobbing and saying:
"There have been many times, but either I can't help it, or I just got broken up. This trick doesn't work."

Asama was speechless for a while, and suddenly felt that the composition of Yinghe Academy was very complicated.

"Have you considered renting a boyfriend to spend your anxiety period?"

"I've tried it. Money can't buy feelings. Those people will only be worse than my ex-boyfriends."

"Arima Yoshihiko, what do you think?"

"Is there a classmate Arima? No, no, no, although Arima is very handsome, I still like boys who are brighter and more humorous."

"Isn't it okay for someone who is taciturn but can give you a sense of security?"

"I have seldom talked since I was a child. I hate myself like this. The kind of person you mentioned can't give you the feeling of being in love."

Asama and Shinomiya talked about a series of topics such as childhood, outlook on life, hobbies, etc. Asama had an idea when the sixth course of black tea was brewed and the taste became very weak.

"Through consideration, I suggest that Shinomiya try to change her image, dress up in a more sunny and cheerful way, and give people the best feeling of wanting to live again.

In addition, I remain withdrawn socially, but openly solicited boyfriends at school. The title is "After being hurt by the 108th scumbag, I decided to choose to be loved". List all your needs in a list and express them openly The love you want. "

Shinomiya Yukina looked at Asama with the same expression as when she heard that Tokyo was captured by Vietnam and asked:

"Are you sure you're not killing me and laughing at me with the others?"

"No, it's just removing the sense of loss caused by information asymmetry like before."

"What if someone deliberately seeks out my entertainment?"

"Isn't it good to have a handsome guy as a temporary boyfriend? Are you not entertained enough? You can completely use your list of needs as his love rule."

"A fool would agree to such an unequal treaty."

"Yes, as long as you find someone who is stupider than you, you will win. If you want to win the battle of love, choosing a good opponent is the key."

Shinomiya Yukina seemed to be persuaded, but she didn't seem to be persuaded. After thinking about it for a while, she was going to consult with Asama.

Asama waved his hand.

"Come back to me when it works. By the way, take this book back and read."

Sigong took a look at Milan Kundera's "The Unbearable Lightness of Being".

"Substitute Teresa's perspective and see her fate. You will get some enlightenment."

"Okay, thank you, big teacher."

Shinomiya bowed to Asama very formally, then closed the door lightly and left.

Lean back and massage your neck with your hands.

The two outrageous consultations exhausted all the energy stored in Asama's afternoon fishing.

Therefore, if you love without knowing what love is, you will only get hurt.

Simulacra and reality are antinomies in love.

This involves the distance between what the lovers pursue and what they can achieve.

Talk about love, Oscar Wilde said well, loving yourself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

If he had to choose between the two,

Rather than riding a horse on the back of a beautiful girl on weekends, he wants to support Master Lie to fight the Winter Palace behind his back.

After closing his eyes and resting for a quarter of an hour, Asama began to sort out a message from Masumi.

The influence of the three families of Yinghe College has long since declined, and of course it is not only Yinghe. In this era, they all belong to the five families who are not only reform nobles, political families, but also the top chaebols in the country.

Konoe and Kujo are the first two. The two families are equally influential in national politics, but compared to the Kujo family whose business is restricted in the United States, the Konoe family who controls the country's financial and real estate industries is more economically outperformed.

The remaining three cameras, one, two, and Yingsi are weaker than the previous two in terms of individual strength, but their overall strength is greater than any of the first two cameras.

So far, the post-three-camera alliance led by one line has good energy in the energy, military, manufacturing, media, and entertainment industries.

In this context, Rena Erjo joined the student union, but Masumi Ichijo of Class K in the first year was just a homeowner.

For more than two months since the start of school, there has been no move to stand up to Konoe, but instead has a gesture of avoiding his edge.

No matter how you look at it, it feels like admitting defeat, but the news of several political parties fighting in Congress over security laws and military spending was only broadcast last month.

The relationship between the last 3 shots and the first 2 shots is obviously not so harmonious, but it is almost a harmony in Yinghe, which is really strange.

Yiyi Masumi ranked 44th to 69th in grades, and was 3 places lower than himself in the second exam.

Athletic ability and social ability are both above-average performance, but there is room for it.

I don’t have any hobbies, she looks pretty, and she doesn’t have the aura of Konoe, so not only the first-year boys in Building B madly confessed, but also the boys in Building A and the second-year seniors in Building A/B. Confess to her continuously.

Like a ruthless love letter harvesting machine, by the way, it crushed those troubled hearts one by one.

"Let [Ichijo Masumi] fall", is it good for Konoe to do this?

Children from well-to-do families, children from wealthy merchant families, and children from political families have completely different minds.

The political family is more mature, more realistic, and more purposeful.

Asama preliminarily speculates that Masumi Ichijo may be involved in the alliance of the last three shots, and it is likely to be a marriage alliance.

Thinking of this, he doesn't want to do this B either, it's a pure trap.

Take a break, take a whim.

Go and see 【Sanshirō】.

The registrant and current head of [Four Hands Piano Club] is called [Sanshiro], but there is no such person in the student directory of the student union.

Are you a Natsume Soseki fan?

I kind of want to thank the piano prince upstairs, after all, the quality of sleep with the piano is great.

I hope that he can play more modern music as before, such as the piano version of pop music, or Maxim, so that it will not interfere with my love counseling.

The person had already left, and Asama looked at the house number of [Four Hands Piano Department] for a while, then reached out to the back of the house number and found the key.

There is no sense of prevention at all, unlike the love counseling department, the locks are all updated at a large price, and the mutual opening rate is less than one in [-] imported locks.

Although it has no effect on Takishima. This guy can master skills without much effort.

Asama suspects that behind Takino's harmless mask, it may be a new human being secretly developed by the state or a young mercenary secretly cultivated.

Opened the door of the [Four Hands Piano Department], a huge 40-square-meter room with only one piano, one soft stool, and one vase.

Minimalist wabi-sabi?

Walking in and taking a look, there are flowers in the turquoise vase, New Zealand maga and white lilies, and Japanese-style flower arrangement with main branches and auxiliary branches.

Piano Prince is very tasteful.

Yamaha's piano is a bit inconsistent with Asama's fantasy of the piano prince upstairs. It is as high as the entire Steinway, right?
No fingerprints were left, and the slight indentation in the upholstery didn't look like two people sat on it.

He opened the piano cover, sat down and played a Do-re-mi Fatie in E major.

Asama has imagined countless times that after completing the behind-the-scenes conspiracy, he quietly played Beethoven's Moonlight alone in the courtyard.

It's a pity that practicing the piano takes too much time and money. In the past, I couldn't support it financially, but now I can't arrange the time.

There is no difference between myself and Boqi who plays guitar in the void. I have liked the piano for at least 30 years, but now I can't even play a little star.

The setting sun coated the piano with a layer of gold, and the gentle summer evening wind could not push away the evening clouds like the steaming heat of the day.

I checked the time, it was already 7:[-], let's say hello to [Sanshiro] tomorrow, as the acting head of the Love Consulting Department.

I slipped away and went back to buy vegetables and make a meal.

Just close the door and return the key to the original place.

Suddenly, an urgent and tense voice came from the courtyard behind the literary club building.

"—Please date me, I'm hopelessly in love with you, classmate Yiyi!"

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