Tokyo Wingman King

Pier philosopher Eric Hofer mentioned in his book Fanatics that "people with great hopes can draw strength from the most absurd sources: a slogan, a sentence, or a badge." 】

Hofer's criticism of collectivism and mass movements is very sharp, but his book, like "The DC Man's Handbook" and "The Mob", has become a manual for careerists to take advantage of the masses.

Shizumi Asama feels that in the past few months, he has been the eloquent "talker" mentioned in Hofer's book, but does not have the characteristics of a "fanatic" or "action person".

Vladimir Ilyich Lenin was lamented by Hofer as being a "master of rhetoric" and a "fanatic" among the leaders of mass movements - stronger than Muhammad, Gandhi, Trotsky and others. "Agent" and "Action Man" - a rare and unparalleled trinity of existence.

They are more like gathering followers than they are good at mobilizing the masses.

Asama, who pursues a lonely path, has no interest in collecting followers.

But if you say "Hello", "You are great", "Come on" more, someone can draw strength from it, the world will become a better place, and Asama will definitely not be stingy with his words.

Walking out of the literary and art club building, the campus was already bustling with people at 7 o'clock, and everyone was clamoring. From teaching building A to teaching building D, from the cultural charity corridor in front of the playground to the street vendor market next to the cafeteria, the whole Yinghe is as lively as a market.

"Everyone, please be sure to come to our third-year Class J. You will have an absolutely youthful, absolutely healthy, and absolutely exciting bubble bath, and 12 young and beautiful girls will spend it with you!"

"Hey! Class J in the third year, you are not allowed to do sideways publicity! The project you are applying for is a children's fun bubble pool!"

"Password, 69691024. Come to our Grade 998 Class B to create a self-made platinum collector's edition of AI movie collections. Take a look. All the actresses from around the world are available for only 69691024. Remember the password, 10. It will be on sale at 24:. Don't be slow."

"That sneaky guy over there! What's that in your hand?"

The ethics committee at the cultural festival was also very busy.

Even the seniors in the third grade have lost their former stability. On their faces, in their mouths, and at their feet, they are constantly spitting out the flameless but scorching sun called youth.

In his previous life, when Asama was a teenager, he would often be excited when encountering these activities but pretend to have no interest. As an audience or outsider, he would watch the protagonists get priority in choosing a mate and spend the whole process in boredom.

But now, even though he participated intensively in this cultural festival, he didn't have any sense of expectation.

Maybe I have lost interest in choosing a mate.

When Asama returned to the classroom, the boys in the morning class had already changed into their cos deacon uniforms.

First-year Class A’s main players in the morning are [Kaneki Ken] Asama Shizuzu and [Levi Ackerman] Hanyu.

Horikita and Ryuzaki were also on the morning shift, but [Kakashi Hatake] Ryuzaki was nowhere to be found.

The other two boys, one cosplays the pig-headed Inosuke from Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba. The eye-catching pig head and the double swords on the waist are very recognizable even in the butler uniform.

Another cosplay of Galio from League of Legends, wearing a paper helmet with a big chin. He also wore a muscle vest under the white suit. It looks very hot.

To be honest, is the Gary Butler cosplayer really popular in Japan?

Asama watched as Horikita deliberately shook Koro-sensei's round head and realistic tentacles. This guy obviously said he was unwilling to die before, but now he is enjoying it.

To be honest, the entire first-year Class A is more like a haunted house than Deacon Cafe.

Gokyoin handed Asama's clothes to Asama's arms.

"Hurry up and put them on. Let's go to the cooking class. There was something wrong with the desserts. Some idiot forgot to plug in the refrigerator yesterday. We have to prepare at least 5 desserts of 120 types again to ensure the normal operation of the coffee shop in the morning."

Asama looked at the time, it was 7:20, there was still some time before the opening at 9 o'clock, and with the opening ceremony in the auditorium, there was still enough time.

"Are there enough ingredients?"

"Let's start with the materials we saved for this afternoon."

"Do we have to do it? Where are the girls?"

"I contacted Konoe and Fusukawa, but they couldn't get away. Some went to the school gate to post and distribute posters, and some were setting up booths outside. At 9 o'clock, we were able to find 4-5 people to help. They can bake. The only boys we have now are you, me, and Ryuzaki, and Ryuzaki has already left."

"Okay, let's go to the cooking class and change clothes. We'll go directly there."

We communicated on the road and confirmed that they would prepare at least 2 desserts in this 80-hour period. If we talk about assembly line operations, they should be able to use all the ovens in the cooking classroom.

"Ryuuzaki, how are you? We are here to rescue you!"

Gokyoin opened the door of the cooking classroom. Ryuzaki, who was wearing an apron and a square scarf, a Hatake Kakashi COS suit, and even contact lenses, revealed a [divine power that needs to be released with the Sharingan] ], the expression of breaking all the arms of everyone he saw and sending them to cooking class A to help make cakes].

"Stop talking nonsense. I have sorted the materials. Let's start."

"Asama, you are probably the best at cooking. You can assign the work."

"Ah."

The three of them acted quickly. Ryuzaki's level of dessert cooking must be quite high. He was very skilled in handling the meringue, making it fluffy and delicate like the wet method.

Half an hour later, more than 20 soufflé cakes and three large pieces of Basque cake were sent into the oven that had been preheated.

"Asama, soufflé, Basque, and Napoleon are easy to make, but tiramisu needs to be refrigerated for at least 4 hours! There is no time machine in this cooking class!"

"It's okay, use nitrogen to accelerate."

".Do you think this is driving Mario Kart?"

Under the watchful eyes of Ryuzaki and Gogyin, Asama took out the liquid nitrogen bottle from the cooking classroom, placed the materials prepared by Ryuzaki and Gogyin in front of him, took out his phone, looked for a video, and put the phone on On the kitchen counter, watching a video, I recreated a liquid nitrogen-accelerated version of tiramisu from a Michelin 2-star restaurant.

Sprinkling in coffee powder and matcha powder, Asama handed the two flavors of tiramisu to Ryuzaki and Gogyingin.

"Have a taste."

"Crispy on the outside and smooth on the inside. Did you really learn how to cook it now?"

Yuxingyuan, are you questioning the great power of the Great Ming Shen?

After Ryuzaki finished the matcha-flavored tiramisu, he took Asama's phone, looked at it, and said,

"It's ok. Asama will just go all out to make tiramisu next. Gokyoin and I will continue to make other cakes. I suggest removing the mousse cake from the morning menu."

"Need not."

Asama shook his head,

"On the contrary, we'd better add a category of butter cookies or other small cookies and give them to customers in line. This can relieve their anxiety while waiting."

"Is there enough time?" X2

Asama pointed outside the door.

The door of the cooking classroom was opened for the second time, and a golden figure appeared in time, showing an expression as if he had just crossed the Yalu River.

"The second seat of the Ten Elites of the Asama Family - Asama Haki comes to help!"

Hello! There are only ten people in our Asama family! The two virtual elders have been silenced by you!

At 9:21, no support from girls is needed, all the work has been completed.

Horikita and Hanyu served as the transportation team and had already transported the desserts twice.

The dessert display cabinet is already full of snacks, but the opening ceremony of the Yinghe Cultural Festival is not over yet.

Asama and others watched the live broadcast on their mobile phones.

The speaker was not Yoshihiko Arima, the chairman of the executive committee of the cultural festival, but Kyohei Katsura, the president of the student council, which made Ryuzaki couldn't help but spit.

"Those who seek fame and reputation!"

Yuxingyuan shook his head and said,

"A lot of hard work doesn't have to be done for us to see. He spoke very well, didn't he? It only took 7 minutes. Not only did he get 3 applauses from the audience, he told 2 jokes, and he also combined cultural festivals and charity The themes connect very well.”

Asama shrugged,

"Self-deprecation and homophonic memes are indeed very useful in speeches, but the core is that he told a true charity story, letting everyone understand that maybe the hand of God that changes the destiny of others is us."

"Arrogant guy."

"Okay, Ryuzaki, Asama, it's almost time, go back to the classroom."

Pochi had no interest in watching the video. As a reward, Asama allowed her to take the time to taste 4 kinds of desserts at her own expense. In this way, as long as she ordered the remaining one in Class A of the first year, she would win the achievement of collecting all desserts in the cafe. .

Pochi only left the nitrogen-accelerated tiramisu uneaten. She patted her belly happily, as if she would never be able to fill it up as long as she ate desserts.

The key point is that any dessert made by Asama will give her a sense of happiness that will make her pores dilate and her heart beat faster.

In the early morning, the four members of the cooking team returned to the door of Class A, carrying the last few plates of snacks.

A long queue had already formed on the aisle in advance.

While everyone was eating freshly baked cookies, they chatted enthusiastically about the deacon.

Yuki Fukasawa smiled and came over to greet Asama.

"Asama-kun, I really have you. It's no use complaining about waiting in line for too long."

Next, she will enjoy a sweet date at the campus cultural festival with Yuxingyuan, who works part-time in the afternoon.

It's not like giving people manicures in the corridor, it's just a common trick. Haven't Tokyoites already seen it in Haidilao?

Pochi asked if he could open the back door and let her in early. This request was righteously rejected by Asama.

Most of the failures in reporting in the previous life were due to the back door used by related households. After Asama gained a certain reputation in the future, he only worked on directly commissioned projects.

Asama has always been disgusted with the idea of ​​going through the backdoor, no matter what the meaning.

"Jingshui-kun~Thank you for your hard work. I'm sorry that I couldn't help."

Futami, who was the waitress at the door, apologized for not going to the cooking class.

The cold girl, from her smile to her attire, was warmer than all the girls in this corridor. She walked towards the front door wearing a maid uniform, and her whole body was full of cuteness.

The costumes are a little too cute, the costumes.

Fukasawa Snow smiled and said,

"How about a surprise~ Yue-chan's limited maid outfit!"

Asama glanced sideways at Fukasawa,

"It's a bit overwhelming."

Er Jian smiled shyly, and she naturally heard the compliment. The arrogant Asama has developed her powerful ability to capture information.

Yuki Fukasawa pushed Asama's back and urged,

"Okay, our top host in Class A of the first year~ Come in and pick up the guests~ Sorry, I can borrow it for a moment."

Don't make me sound like a cowherd from Shinjuku!

The eyes of the girls who had been waiting on both sides were filled with enthusiasm.

Most of the people queuing up at the door of Class A at this time are students from Yinghe School.

"Lord Asama!!!"

I don’t know who started it, but the other girls, including those who were obviously in the third grade, all bowed to Asama.

Even in the narrow corridor, every whisper reached Asama's ears.

"Lord Asama! Please whip me!"

"Hahahahaha - Master Asama's eyes are so cold, I like it so much!"

"I heard yesterday that Asama would insult us. Is it true?"

"Rina, this junior fellow student of yours, Yinghe, doesn't feel as handsome as you said."

"Call Asama-sama!"

"Be sure to take a photo of Asama-sama later~~~ Upload it to the support group, and you can receive the [Asama-sama gift pack]"

"As long as you persist in front of Asama-sama for 6 minutes, you will also receive rewards from our support group!"

"Bah! You selfish guys don't really admire Mr. Asama at all. For the honor of Mr. Asama, our cheering group will only stay for 3 minutes before leaving. He will definitely become the most popular and most popular butler in Class A. !”

"Ah~~ Sir Asama smells so good, with a buttery scent."

"It is said that Asama-sama baked the cookies himself! I didn't eat any of them. I took a vacuum bottle to offer them as an offering when I got back."

"No wonder I ate a taste that was both happy and sacred! Why should I eat it? It's a waste of something good."

They are obviously eldest ladies from well-known families, why do they always speak like this!

Asama frowned. Unexpectedly, the girls actually screamed in the corridor.

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Are you sick?

Arima Yoshihiko has never been treated like this before, right?

Asama, who was standing at the front door, said to his senior student Rina Akasaka, who was at the front of the queue and was in the black group with him in the water balance competition on a cruise ship,

"Please be quiet."

"Yeah!!!————"X33

"Did you hear that, Lord Asama said, [Sow, shut up]!"

"Akasaka, Akasaka! Mr. Asama just said hello to you!"

Are your ears for decoration?

Fanatics will, to a certain extent, block out anything to the left of their opinions and only hear what they want to hear.

Asama walked into the first-year Class A classroom with a cold face.

It was officially open for business in 3 minutes. [Hatake Kakashi] Ryuzaki came over again and whispered,

"Initiate a personality cult?"

"Do you think I'm like a personality cult?"

"Like! It feels like their emotions are not quite right. If it's not your intention, then someone must be secretly adding fuel to the fire."

I don’t know if it was Chiyo Konoe’s handiwork or a new round of arrangements by the person who created the 2000 million bonus pool.

Seeing Asama also lost in thought, Ryuzaki said again,

"If you don't rely on this to make profits, and don't promote your ideas through these people, I will naturally believe you. These people are too easy to be incited. They have never seriously thought about their rights and obligations. Yinghe doesn't have a good attitude now." Do you have any countermeasures against the soil of democratic centralism?”

".I have no interest in any of this."

"Are you going to solve it by yourself again? Heroism will only harm you."

I don't think you are qualified to say such things, Ryuzaki. Seeing Asama glance at him sideways, Ryuzaki said again,

"Huh, so you look down on me?"

Ryuzaki walked away as if frustrated, leaving Asama speechless for a while.

"Welcome to the First-Year Class A Deacon Cafe. Guests, please wait a moment and come in one by one according to the queuing order. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation."

The waitress's voice sounded from outside the door, and six butlers including Asama, Hanyu, Ryuzaki, and Horikita bowed together.

"Miss, welcome, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Asama didn't smile like he did to Futami, Majima and the others during the trial operation, but his cold and ruthless look had the opposite effect.

Ranked first, Akasaka Rina from Class N of the second year, pulled her friend with her and showed an excited expression.

"Lord Asama, I'm sorry."

"You've been waiting for a long time. Please come in. Is it okay to sit at this table?"

Asama noticed that Akasaka was wearing a purple headband, and pointed to her and her friends at a table by the window with floral arrangements mainly decorated with lavender, malachite, and matisserie.

"Ah, no problem! Asama-sama, I can sit on the floor."

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Asama pulled out chairs for them and said according to the procedure,

"Ms. Akasaka, I remember that you haven't asked for the name of this young lady."

"Uh, call me Friend A."

Akasaka-senpai's friend showed great vigilance.

My cosplayer today is not Yagami Yue, does my name need to be kept secret?

"Okay, Miss Akasaka, Miss A, this is the menu, please take a look."

"Okay! Okay! If you order Set A, can you really kiss your hand?"

"No."

Asama snapped his fingers.

"Then a package like dancing together."

"You can dance, as long as I watch. The ground is a bit slippery, so be careful."

".I understand. When I order set meal D, I'll choose Earl Gray tea and tiramisu."

Seeing Akasaka obediently skipping the first three set meals, Asama looked at Friend A.

"Miss A, what's your choice? Is there anything on the menu that you don't understand?"

Friend A was shocked by Asama's words. He clearly used honorifics, so why did he feel like he was being scolded?

"No. I understand and I choose D!!!"

"What about the specific drinks and snacks?"

“Darjeeling black tea with strawberry Napoleon.”

"Okay, ladies, please wait a moment. I will prepare tea for you. If you have any questions, you can ring this bell to call me."

"Okay! I have no problem"

After Asama left, the two girls looked at each other. Friend A glanced at the menu on the counter. Packages A, B, and C clearly had a lot of services, including playing poker and playing games. How could he just skip it?

Yin Yang menu?

"I feel like the service attitude is terrible. Isn't it the Deacon Coffee, but the Intimidation and Scam Coffee?"

"Shhh!!!"

"Although he does have a terrifying aura, Rina, you don't need to be so afraid of him. It's because of his white hair."

"Being able to enjoy Lord Asama's service is enough for you and me to boast about for a long time."

After Asama brought the desserts, he also put the tea set on the table.

"Excuse me, ladies. Let's see who goes first."

Akasaka politely asked friend A to enjoy it first.

Asama's skillful tea making skills made even the suspicious friend A relax.

When she took a sip of black tea and put the dessert into her mouth, her head exploded.

What does it feel like?

When she looked up at Asama, she suddenly felt the charm that was completely different from those celebrities with white hair and no makeup.

"Um, energy injection?"

"[Shut up and listen, I'm still talking!]"

"this is"

"COS necessary processes."

"Oh"

Maybe, all the indifference and rudeness this first-year student is showing now is just an act?

The acting is really good.

But before she could continue to appreciate it, she heard the white-haired deacon say,

"Please enjoy."

Her friend Rina looked up at the white-haired deacon. Five seconds later, the white-haired deacon took the dinner plate and asked,

"Any questions?"

“Nothing!!!”

"Then please use it slowly."

"No, don't dare! I'll leave right away!"

Friend A watched his friend finish the dessert at light speed, took two sips of scalding tea, and then pulled her out of the Deacon Cafe of Class A.

What a pity. That Napoleon was the best cake she had ever eaten in her life.

Could it be because the white-haired deacon brought it?

Originally, based on a 20-minute table, Asama, who had already pre-named 15 groups of guests, could only receive Poch in the afternoon. Since Asama's shift changes in the afternoon, Asama will not be able to enjoy Asama's service today.

However, I didn't expect that none of Asama's guests stayed for more than 5 minutes, as if these people were here to boost Asama's performance.

"Ah Shui. I didn't realize it before the sports festival, but you are so popular in your school?"

Hanyu passed by with desserts and said with a smile,

"If I open a cafe and Mr. Asama is in charge, relying on this amazing channel changing rate, I might be able to become the richest man in Japan within a year."

Asama glanced at Hanyu indifferently. This guy shouted "Asama-sama", but 9% of Asama believed that Hanyu was just having fun.

"Don't drink during working hours. Hanyu."

"Hi hi hi~"

Porchi tugged on Asama's apron.

"Hey, Ah Shui~~~ Let me try the tiramisu you made~~~Tiramisu~Tiramisu~ Take me with you next week (Tiramisu Italian has brought me means to go)."

Come to a cultural festival, will even Pochi become educated?

Qianjian asked,

"What to drink?"

"Is there any grape flavored Fanta?"

“If you don’t know the words, you can look at the legend on the menu.”

"Oh~ Then let's go to Colombia·Gesia~~~ I'll choose the set meal."

"I chose it for you, package D."

"Eh???"

After a while, Pochi enjoyed the food, waved to Futami who showed an envious expression at the door, and started chatting with Asama.

"The cakes made by Ah Shui are so delicious. Can I apply to only eat 2 servings a day? Coffee tiramisu in the morning and rum tiramisu in the evening~~~"

C in the morning and A in the evening, right?

"Do it yourself, I can teach you."

"But it's definitely not as delicious as what you make, Ah Shui."

“How will you know if it tastes good if you don’t cook it?”

Pochi took a sip of coffee and asked again,

"Did Ah Shui send me a spell?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Hey! At least it should be Kaneki Ken's line! Don't think I can't hear that Avada is chewing a big melon to kill himself!"

Asama felt a little regretful that he was discovered by Pochi.

"By the way, Ah Shui, where are the people from Xiaojian Island?"

"In the multimedia classroom, Mai is responsible for stamping, charging and screening the movies in our department in the morning."

“How much is the ticket if paid?”

"500 yen."

"It's so cheap! How about I invite Ah Shui to watch a movie with us later?"

"I've already seen it, I'm not interested."

"Eh??? Can't you watch it again? Are you not satisfied with the movie you made?"

Asama looked at Pochi's surprised look and said calmly,

"It means I'm not interested in watching a movie with you."

Pochi made a face at Asama, but he didn't know that his behavior of occupying the seat for a long time aroused the dissatisfaction of the girls waiting outside the door.

But Boqi thought about it and realized that he was not a student of Yinghe, so there was no need to pay attention to the urging from outside.

Continue chatting with Asama with a playful smile.

The business results for the three hours in the morning came out.

All 150 cakes were sold out.

Asama alone received nearly 3 groups of customers in 50 hours and sold more than 100 set meals.

The grand queue of Class A in the first year also attracted people from the Information Department to come over for interviews.

An old acquaintance, Shizuku Kazami, stopped Asama and asked about the contents of the cafe.

"Asama-san, your class's coffee and desserts have caused a great response in the school. May I ask, have you added any addictive substances to them?"

Asama looked at the unscrupulous reporter as if he was mentally retarded.

"Coffee, tea and sweets are addictive substances in themselves. I suggest you learn some common sense before pursuing a career in journalism."

"Okay, Chie, please remember that Class A cafe foreman Shisui Asama admitted that their meals and drinks contain addictive substances."

Looking for trouble, right?

"Kazemi-senpai, isn't this right? Asama-sama clearly understands"

"Qianhui, journalists must maintain their independence and disseminate [true], [timely], [objective], and [interesting] information to everyone, and must not be hindered by coercion or inducement."

Your focus should only be [interesting]!

Asama took a step forward and said to the reporter in a low voice,

"Feng Jian Shizuku, have you really thought about it?

There is an unfinished dessert in the classroom, as well as coffee beans and tea leaves. We can send them for testing immediately. If no illegal addictive substances are added, our class executive committee member Chiyo Konoe will sue you on behalf of Class A. news department.

Arima Alumni Association of our class represents the student union to thoroughly investigate whether your news department has a history of spreading rumors. If Yinghe's news department turns out to be a rumor spreading department, I think the student union's budget for the next semester will not be done for this department again. Have you considered it?

In addition, I will also hire the best team of lawyers in Tokyo on the grounds that my privacy has been violated and defamed, and I will disclose your use of unfair means to collect information. Feng Jian-senpai, who comes from a family of journalists, you don’t want your family to know. Is this how you ruined the family tradition? "

Kazami Shizuku took a step back and looked at Asama with a terrifying expression,

"Sure enough, it's [Yinghe Black Hand] and [Student Council Darkness]!"

"What's your answer?"

"I, I will not give in!"

Asama no longer pressed Kazami Shizuku, but said to everyone watching,

"The News Department has completed its interview with the first-year Class A Deacon Cafe. Senior Kazami said that after this interview, they deeply realized that the current news collection level of the News Department still needs to be improved, and journalists still have the tendency to make common sense mistakes. Phenomenon, there are still deficiencies in public opinion guidance and environmental construction for this Yinghe Charity Cultural Festival. Seniors Feng Jian, don’t be discouraged. We believe that after your reflection and summary, you will be able to write well when you go back [First-year Class A joins hands to dedicate love and masterpieces] Philanthropy Pioneer] reported this, right?”

"Evil devil!"

Feng Jian Shizuku abandoned her juniors and photographers and ran away alone.

The good mood of forcing out bad reporters did not last long.

Majima sent a message to Asama, and Asama opened the school forum website and found the post mentioned by Mai Majima.

"The Weaver of the Spider's Web—The New Conspiracy of the Yinghe Brainwashing Room"——

"Don't watch the movie from the Love Counseling Department! It contains a lot of spiritual suggestion and hypnotic content! Students who are determined to continue watching it are advised to plug their ears when Asama Shisui talks."

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He didn't participate in the biscuits. Could it be that he just shared the ingredients prepared by Ryuzaki and was involved in making them?

Asama didn't expect that these girls would have an overreaction after being attracted to him once.

However, there is no way I would be given an aphrodisiac in a movie! (End of chapter)