Tokyo Wingman King

The brain is like the thirsty land, absorbing the knowledge of piano music theory that pours like rain.

【Ding】

[Acquire skills, play (strings-piano) lv.1]

The blessing of the Great Ming God takes effect again.

In order to confirm his skills, Asama smoothly played Mozart's C major variations K. 265, which is the theme and variation 13 in the 1th section of the Little Star Variation, against the staff on his mobile phone.

Since he has listened to many master versions of this song, Asama's interpretation of the song "Little Star" is a mixture of his multi-layered understanding of the song. The fingertips of the right hand jump intensively, introducing 16th notes and chromatic scales, and gorgeous ornamentation, showing the joy of childlike joy. The gentle caress of the left hand is like a mother humming beside the bed in a quiet night, embodying the tenderness of maternal love.

In just one minute of trial playing, the rhythm is like wind chimes swaying gently in the breeze in the middle of the night, and like little stars in the sky winking playfully at a child who is about to fall asleep.

Even the simplest melody creates a rich and affectionate image.

The girls held their breath and stared at the boy who lowered his head and played the piano.

The air conditioner, which has been running for a long time, fills the entire room with air conditioning, but their hearts are as hot as the scorching sun outside.

Qianjian raised his head at this time and unconsciously looked at the great god.

The girl bent the bright eyes of the first-magnitude star into crescent moons,

"That sounds great, Shizui-kun. With this, Masumi can feel relieved now."

Futami felt that Asama should be the one to star in movies like "The Pianist" or "The Pianist on the Sea."

".As expected of still water."

Like the trumpet, is it a skill he has learned before?

Shimajima is used to Asama saying things like "I don't know" and "I understand a little bit". If you don't know it, you know it. If you understand it a little, you know it very well!

"Hero-kun, you are indeed a much more powerful piano genius than me."

Ichijo Masumi was not shocked by Asama's talent. She was really happy that she and Asama were both good at playing the piano.

These hands are what the Four Hands Piano Club has been looking for.

It would be great if he could accompany her to Austria, then study music university together in Germany, and live together. She would get up every morning and make breakfast for him, practice piano together in the afternoon, cook dinner together, and read a book together under the quilt at night.

Thinking of this, Ichijo Masumi felt like his brain was going to smoke.

"Compared with keyboards, our band actually needs drummers more~! Since Robert is so quick to learn everything, strike while the iron is hot today and go to our music practice room to learn drums in the evening~~~"

Fusukawa stared at Asama. This was not the first time he showed his extraordinary spirituality in front of her. The lighting in the four-hand piano department was better than that in the love counseling department. She felt that Asama was so cute today that he glowed.

"Sorry, I'm not free tonight."

Hearing this, Masumi Ichijo glanced at Asama secretly.

"Then let's meet at your house later?"

"You'll get in trouble with the police if you disturb the public, right? If you want to find a drummer, shouldn't you ask Rei Yamashita, who performed with you the day before yesterday?"

"I asked a long time ago~ Xiaoli is not free, and neither is Xiaoxue. They all have club programs to prepare for~"

"By the way, Jingshui, what is our club's program?"

Jiandao asked curiously.

"You have too many activities to participate in at the cultural festival, so forget it."

"Then, how about letting Minister Robert do a stand-up comedy? Anyway, in this stage play, acting as a tree does not require time-consuming practice~~"

Hello! Is this what you should say, F-san? I apologize to everyone who worked hard to be a backdrop!

"Hmm - don't you like it? Then, how about love divination and selling love props?"

"Sorry, our love counseling department doesn't have an application booth."

"Movie!!!"

The second time I saw the Great Mingshen, he suddenly stood up.

"Let's all make a movie together!!! Make a movie that only Shizui-kun and the Love Counseling Department can make!"

"I agree, Jing Shui should be the male protagonist."

"I agree too~"

"that."

Masumi Ichijo regretted agreeing to go to Europe so early.

The afternoon of classical literature and world history went by in a flash.

Asama set the review location of the sixth study group in the study room No. 6.

The idiot duo Horikita and Hanyu, who had been carefully dealt with by Kashiwagi all morning, were still mumbling words, and it sounded like they were singing "Beowulf" in medieval Old English like Wessex dialect.

It wasn't until they finished half of the paper that the two of them gradually returned to normal.

"It's scary. Sure enough, if you are single after 30 years old, you will have magic."

Horikita couldn't help shaking his body like he was peeing outdoors on a cold day.

"Oh, Kashiwagi-sensei really looks more and more like a beautiful witch. Unfortunately, it's still too difficult for me in the senior year."

After Hanyu regained his energy, the water in his brain became sticky again.

By the way, last time Hanyu said that he was going to another world to bring back the elf princess to everyone, but the next day the disciplinary committee found "Uncle from Another World" Su Cuilu Kira Zegaruniel Lulei in his school bag. Yaaglan Zelga Elgar, "I gained superpowers in another world, but I am still invincible in the real world" Lexia von Arceria and other 12 fan fiction books with the protagonist of an elf princess Chi.

This matter was discussed on the school forum for at least 3 days.

Therefore, the reason why Hanyu, whose appearance is between 7 and 8, cannot find a girlfriend is closely related to his terrible otaku cooking skills and his poor reputation among girls. Girls who like his looks will despair after just a few words with him. Pretty girls who don't like him will take a detour when they see him.

A little envious.

Fukasawa and Gogyin had a date, and after answering a few questions with Asama, she packed her things and went home early.

As soon as the limiter went away, the idiot duo who finished their papers stretched at the same time.

Horikita grimaced and said as Asama handed him a review form to strengthen knowledge points.

"Asama, if I memorize all this, how many points do you think I can get in the exam this time? Can I guarantee a 100% pass?"

"The only certainty about something is whether you do it or not do it. If you don't do a question, you are 100% guaranteed to get 0 points."

"In other words, you are actually not confident about the question you are betting on?"

Hanyu answered for Asama at this time,

"Is it mainly because I don't have confidence in you? After Mr. Asama's training, my intelligence is at its peak so far in my life. Not only can I pass the monthly test this time, but I can also surpass those who are ahead of me. They are stepping on them!"

Yes, after possessing the [Instructor] skill, no matter what kind of idiot they are, as long as they take the test papers seriously and memorize the knowledge points, Asama is confident that they can reach the 70% line in learning and get at least 800 points in the monthly test. 560 points.

There are more than 600 students in Yinghe's first grade, and with a score of 560, he is almost in the top 400. For Horikita and Hanyu, who are at the bottom of the class, this is definitely a huge improvement that will be remembered by their parents for a lifetime.

"Asama, I heard Fukazawa say that your hit rate on the last question was over 90%. How did you do it? Did you hack into the school's database?"

"Have you ever heard Charlie Munger share a story about reverse thinking? Why he was able to quickly become a weatherman during World War II and help pilots predict the weather and avoid risks. It was because his starting point from the beginning was to think about what kind of weather would make pilots Hang up quickly.

He came up with the answer: turbulent areas would cause the plane to bump and stall, and areas with low temperature and high humidity would cause the aircraft engine to freeze. Then he quickly identified these areas with dangerous weather conditions and kept pilots away.

If you want to be strong, you have to put yourself in someone else's shoes and think, "What can the bad guys use to make me easily break through my defenses?" ]

If you want to avoid being deceived, you must put yourself in someone else's shoes and think, "What bait will the scammer use to make me lose my mind?" ]

If you want to answer the question correctly, just..."

Hanyu clapped his hands and said with a smile,

"Think about how the teacher will ask questions?"

"Well, some teachers will set questions based on knowledge points that they often emphasize, some teachers will set questions based on the weak knowledge points of the students in the school, some teachers will consider the current professional trends in setting questions, and some teachers will be lazy and change them. Questions that were asked in previous years. If you think about the questions from multiple angles, you can find the direction and path to solve the questions."

Horikita and Hanyu looked at each other, each other's eyes full of life.

"I understand! So, Asama, you also use this method for love counseling, right?"

"Asama-sama, if you want to avoid being PUA by others, you must learn to PUA, is this what you mean?"

".If you want to be loved, you must first learn to love."

"Aren't you a dog licker in PUA? Dog lickers will not end well."

"Asama-sama, maybe you mean, lick it to the end and get everything you want."

"If you put yourself in a girl's shoes, am I not a man and a woman?"

"It is said that more and more girls like boys and girls! Originally, Japanese girls liked the harmless Asashi hero."

"Wrong! You are still too naive. Whether it is animation or the entertainment industry, the martial arts of Japan's Showa men are being castrated by the United States. It is their capital that is mass-producing transvestite culture and poisoning our aesthetics!"

Listening to the two idiots start debating scriptures.

Forget it, if you're not your romantic client, don't waste your energy on this.

Forget it.

Yoshihiko Arima and Shizui Asama met near the rockery behind the literary club building.

"Oasama, I need to explain that I didn't have a good impression of Konoe Chiyo at first."

".And now what?"

Arima was silent for a moment, then looked into Asama's eyes and said,

"What makes me resist is that although she hides her attitude of treating everyone as a tool, it is obvious that this malice has always existed. And these changes in her are probably caused by you."

"Arima, in today's era, everyone is a tool for each other. If it is not an exploitative relationship, whether you use me more or I use you more, it is understandable and a consensual transaction."

".Do you really think so?"

"Is there a possibility that everyone has acquiesced in this relationship, and my thoughts are not important."

"Would you want to change this relationship?"

"I'm not that great, but I can say that I don't like it. Let's talk about Konoe. Do you like Konoe now, or don't you?"

Arima said,

"Half and half."

"Then do you want to chase Konoe now, or do you not want to chase him anymore?"

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At this moment, Arima lost his previous confidence and determination, Asama sighed,

"Can't you answer immediately? This is different from your attitude before. Did something happen between you and Konoe?"

"No, it's still the same relationship Asama, are you interested in hearing me tell me the ins and outs of this matter?"

Asama looked at her phone. It was 5:30, and the time agreed with Ichijo was 7:[-]. She was still free.

"If it doesn't take more than an hour to talk, just say it."

"Then I'll make a long story short."

Yoshihiko Arima exposed the lie he told Asama.

The desire to correct, the sacrifice of pride, the frustration of not being taken seriously, the decision that affects others. When Wisteria-senpai cried and said that she would help herself even if she gave up Wisteria's surname, Arima had never flinched.

Because, he thought that once he backed down, everyone's efforts would be in vain.

However, he discovered that he was not the only prison.

The Great Teacher is a cage much more advanced than him.

The evil bird in the cage can still fly out when the iron cage is rusty.

The Great Teacher is a painting made by Wu Ling of Shu brocade. It is purple satin, embroidered with brocade-like flowers and golden clouds. He attracted the evil birds into his painting. The evil birds no longer screamed or pecked. Instead, he folded his wings and became as glorious as this painting.

The fate of this evil bird is bound by this painting. Even if the painting becomes moldy, eaten by insects, or burned by fire, no matter what, even if it dies, it will be in the painting. Originally, [Arima Yoshihiko] did not have the time or qualifications to fall in love.

If I leave it to the great teacher to correct Konoe, will he agree?

Damn it, you were acting like me for a long time.

Asama covered his forehead and sighed at Yoshihiko Arima's acting skills at that time.

The more upright a person seems to be, the better he is at acting.

Do you need to tell Arima about Tokyo Bay? Is it okay to receive some compensation?

But Asama still didn't tell Arima these things.

"Arima, if you are chasing personal happiness, it would be shameful to give in. However, if you just have a common goal of limiting and correcting, I think there is no need to worry about priorities."

"Teacher, can you tell me your specific plans for Konoe?"

"Encourage her will to do good and cut off her ability to do evil. Didn't you see that when she couldn't use her hands and feet in the student union, her attention was instead on Class A. If you were there to promote the student union, This semester, Chiyo Konoe may be expelled from the student union, and her efforts to win over her classmates during this period will turn into money-splitting behavior."

"Expelling a vice president without a valid reason."

"Don't worry. I have the evidence here as a nirvana."

As expected of the great teacher, Yoshihiko Arima was convinced.

"So how do you encourage her desire to do good?"

Asama told Arima the case of capital involution and subsidy war to benefit the masses. Arima shook his head.

"It would be good to increase the cost of the guards to win people's hearts, but we don't have the financial resources."

"Don't worry, I have it here."

Worthy of being a great teacher

"If Konoe doesn't want to get involved in this situation and puts her attention aside from Yinghe, how will it affect her?"

"Don't worry, I also have arrangements outside Yinghe. You don't have to worry about these. Just concentrate on squeezing out her influence in Yinghe. Don't let your relationship with Konoe stop being fired. If possible, I even hope you can find a vacation. My girlfriend needs to get over this matter."

The Infinite Club outside the school is also a part of the teacher's arrangement. As expected.

Yoshihiko Arima was silent.

He finally understood why Konoe looked at Asama differently from the way he looked at himself.

The so-called equality must be the accommodation of high dimensions to low dimensions. At this moment, he is not considered high dimensional at all.

Only when the higher-dimensional great teacher bows his head can formal equality be achieved with Chiyo Konoe who is unwilling to bow his head.

"Master, what do you think of Chiyo Konoe?"

"Arima, if you know that she is a murderer, and because of her family background, wealth, and power, she cannot be punished by law in Japan, what do you think of this person?"

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"This kind of despair is the same as when the people find out that their monarch is a fatuous tyrant with stacks of DEBUFFs. In this society, there are people who are much weaker but much worse than Chiyo Konoe, who are getting away with it. What do you think? , how should I look at it?”

"But, didn't you say that you and I both have the same desire to restrict and correct?"

"So, there is a long way to go. Don't be crushed by the mountain or join in the trouble. Foolish Old Man has a horse."

Listening to Asama's casual questioning, Yoshihiko Arima laughed.

"If Yu Gong has a horse, the efficiency of digging mountains will not be too bad."

"I really hope that you will be the prime minister of Japan in the future. To break class solidification, there must be a hero who stands up."

"I'm afraid only you, the great teacher, dare to think about this kind of thing."

"There are more and more cases in the world where handsome men become presidents. You must be qualified."

"Master, shouldn't you use [Pareto Optimality] or [If you don't have a problem, you won't be in a position, if you have a problem, you will be established] to encourage me with this superficial view?"

"Look, you can encourage yourself, why should I give up the opportunity to joke?"

Arima Yoshihiko has never been as relaxed and happy as he is today since he was a child. This is not the satisfaction of executing justice, but the warmth of discovering the backs of the forerunners on the lonely road.

He looked at Asama who was smiling and felt that all the loneliness he had accumulated over the years was gone.

“If I’m the Prime Minister, what about you?”

"If Japan still has an emperor when you become prime minister, let me do it."

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Without the power to defeat evil, those who are full of passion and desire for temporary pleasure will become foolish sacrifices.

Asama, who is long-termist, does not regard the goal stated at this moment as the only route in life, even at this moment.

But this does not mean that he will always compromise on things he does not approve of.

Arima, can a protagonist like you speed up my progress towards the end of the Shadow Power?

Qian Jingshui suddenly had more and more expectations for the future.

Asama and Arima chatted about the student union's July monthly exams, cultural festivals, and forest school dormitories.

Asama gave some opinions based on Arima's starting point of fairness, unity, and happiness.

Seeing Arima asking about Daiki, Asama didn't shy away from talking about Mugen Society.

When I walked out of school, it was already 6:15.

I hailed a taxi. Coincidentally, it was the old man who took me home on the day of the accident in Tokyo Bay.

The uncle and Asama talked about the aging of Japan. Taxi companies have hundreds of vacant taxis and cannot recruit suitable drivers. Foreigners who drive Tesla new energy online ride-hailing are taking away their business. The government They continue to encourage these Indians, Filipinos, and Vietnamese to come to Japan to compete with them for business.

Today's world is getting harder and harder.

The sun was setting in the west, and the sky was still light blue.

Er Jian went to Lao Qin's house to work as a waitress.

As a result, more and more people went to Chinese restaurants to order a plate of mapo tofu rice to pay homage to the gods.

Asama spent his own money to ask Nohara Ryohei to send a team from their branch to help maintain law and order.

The study + band groups of Jiandao and Fusugawa are also very busy.

Passing by a huge outdoor advertisement for a movie at the corner of the street.

The Acting Director of the Love Counseling Department remembered the decision to skip class at noon.

The movie about the Love Counseling Department is tentatively titled in advance - "Falling in Love with Him Who Doesn't Exist".

It's obviously a love-themed movie.

Several people discussed it until the end of the first class before finalizing the general framework of the script.

When Majima and Asama discussed for two rounds and wrote the opening monologue of the male protagonist, the overall tone of the movie was also set——

"Who doesn't want to fall completely and then reflect on hypocrisy? Who doesn't want to kill someone before putting down the butcher knife and becoming a Buddha immediately? I just want to be a liar from Tokyo, find a rich woman, and live like a parasite . I came to Tokyo from the countryside, not to find some bullshit love, I came to make money to live."

Yes, create a male protagonist who is not liked but hated. Create a character that is even more irritating than Ye Zang in "The Unworthy of the World" and Jia Baoyu in "A Dream of Red Mansions".

The core purpose is of course criticism.

Criticize the superficial love in reality.

Criticize those AVs that seem to have no plot, just CP scenes that simply satisfy the visual and sense of gain.

Criticize those mass-produced industrial saccharin products that are mass-produced to cater to the needs of lonely people who want to directly experience the feeling of being loved.

Criticize those worlds that claim that "love is unreasonable and love has no reason", but only handsome guys like beautiful women, and only external beauty can achieve happiness (including anime that depicts girls pretending to be boys, looking for exquisite makeup A TV series in which a beautiful girl plays an ugly girl).

Originally, everyone except Asama wanted to make a love movie as beautiful as "Love Letter".

But when Asama proposed, "In this era, everyone is suffering from diabetes, we should not produce sugar, but sugar-coated insulin."

All the girls stood under his banner again.

So--

Criticize what? Praise for what?

Criticize the short-term and praise the long-term.

True love is something that can be slow and long-lasting and want to freeze time.

[In the past, cars and horses were very slow, letters were far away, and there was only enough time to love one person in a lifetime].

Love relationships are generally divided into two categories: short-term mate selection and long-term mate selection. Campus love, one-night stand, trial love, and renting a girlfriend after graduation correspond to the "idic needs of the pleasure principle" of Freud's psychodynamic theory. [The ego needs of the reality principle] and [the superego needs of the moral principle] give way to the ego.

Long-term mate selection pursues ideal harmony, existential mutual support, and spiritual resonance.

In fact, in the "Sternberg's Love Triangle Theory" that Asama explained to Futami and Majima at the Tsukiji Market, there are three elements: "Passion", "Intimacy" and "Commitment". In short-term choices, there are probably only the first two, and If you choose long-term, you must have all three.

In modern love, people are accustomed to using the price of a short-term relationship without considering the future in exchange for the results that can only be obtained by a long-term relationship, and asking the other party to give them the sacrifices that can only be achieved in a long-term relationship.

Countless tragedies of short-term choices also reveal why many couples spend time, body and money. What can satisfy each other is desire, not love, so they will still feel dissatisfied, gradually become numb, and will look for a third party. , will indulge in base desires.

Is it just a criticism?

No! They also need to criticize the reasons behind the phenomenon.

Vulgar culture brainwashes out irritable, superficial, and insensitive emotions.

The heroines of "Falling in Love with Him Who Doesn't Exist" fell in love with an illusory projection, but they actually loved themselves; and the male protagonist who came from the country did not get what he wanted, and he finally got [NICE BOAT] ending.

Although I finally decided on what I wanted to shoot, what was this feeling of uncertainty about?

The taxi stopped at a villa.

Asama got out of the taxi and said goodbye to the driver. He turned around and saw Ichijo Masumi, who had made two phone calls. She was wearing a pearl necklace, a sleeveless black shirt and a white high-waisted skirt, standing at the door of the villa. She smiled unnaturally at him.

A new sense of foreboding arose.

Forget it, it's just a meal, it's not like a dragon's pond or a tiger's den.

no problem.

The huge villa is empty and silent.

There were no servants, so Asama let Ichijo lead him into the deep corridor and stopped at the door of a Japanese room.

"Father, Asama has arrived."

Ichijo stood at the door and announced.

"Let him in."

"Excuse me."

Asama bowed to the door that had not yet been opened, and walked into the Japanese room.

A man with silver hair and an astonishingly young face was sitting in front of several cases.

Masumi Ichijo's father, the head of the Ichijo family, had no expression on his face. He looked at the expressionless Asama for 5 seconds before saying calmly,

"sit."

"Thank you."

"Shisui Asama?"

"Exactly, it's the first time we meet, I-sang's father, what advice do you have?"

Ichijo Masumi didn't expect such an atmosphere and hesitated for a moment.

"I'll make you some tea."

Seeing that Asama didn't take him seriously, the head of the Ichijo family said with a smile,

"I've heard about you before at Konoe Kaname. Asama Shisui of the Fuji family is indeed worthy of his reputation."

"I'm sorry, the person others say about me is not me."

"Hey, let's get straight to the point. Where are you and Masumi now?"

"Huh???" (End of Chapter)