Tokyo Wingman King

Chapter 212 209. Mall Update and The Invisible Man The Self-Immolating Man The Scholar

There was a chaotic sound of feet touching the floor.

The door was quickly opened from the inside.

The girls were all drunk.

"Damn Ah Shui! You're late!!! Don't run away tonight!"

"Jingshui~ Listen to me singing "Delicious Plums", it’s delicious~ it’s delicious~~ Boo-boo-boo-boo~ It’s cheap and affordable, Boo-boo-boo-boo~~~Wow~~~"

"Jingshui-kun——wuwuwu, I just talked about the cruise trip last month. There was a pool party, but I couldn't let Jingshui-kun see me in my swimsuit. I'm so sad, wuwuwu——"

"Hero-kun, wow - let's play guessing. If you win, I won't go to Europe, I will go with you!"

Are they too drunk?

The only person who was emotionally stable and awake was leaning against the door, greeting himself with the gesture of toasting Gatsby played by Leonardo,

"Hey, Robert-kun~~~ are you off work? Come have a drink with us today~~~"

"I really want to clink glasses with Mr. Hero."

"Jingshui-kun, if you don't want to drink, just drink from me, hehehehe——"

"Sa, everyone, grab Ah Shui quickly and don't let him escape!"

"Hey~~~No one listens to my singing?"

The paths to the left and right were blocked, and Asama's back was pressed against the low wall of the corridor.

They obviously started drinking after taking a bath, and their red faces seemed to have moisture on them.

They were all wearing his pain shirts, showing their smooth shoulders, and it felt bad to stand in the corridor together.

"Drink less, I'm going to sleep outside."

After Asama said that, he held his breath and jumped directly over the low wall behind him. He grabbed the outer edge of the low wall with his back hand and held it for a few seconds. He then landed in the corridor with acrobatic movements.

Watching the girls all open their eyes wide, they lay on the railing and looked down.

"Ah Shui, you just jumped? Where are you?"

"Shizui-kun's ninjutsu?"

"You scared me to death. Are you hallucinating? Hero-kun, you didn't actually reply?"

“Boo boo boo boo—hey—where’s Jingshui?”

"F-san, I'll leave it to you tonight."

Sent a message to Immortal River and asked them to sleep at his house today.

Immortal River also suppressed his curiosity and took the four girls back to the room on the pretext that they were so drunk that they were hallucinating.

Asama remained invisible and walked straight out of the apartment.

When the apartment door opened automatically from the inside, the apartment manager who was chatting with the security guard couldn't help but rub his eyes.

"Has it been haunted?"

"Hahaha, what nonsense are you talking about? It's normal for the sensor door to malfunction. Please report it to the company for repair."

Why did you become addicted to drinking?

Is it so stressful? Today's young people.

Since he was Chinese in his previous life, Asama didn't think there was anything wrong with drinking at the age of 16.

He will only ask himself not to drink, and will not promote the value of not drinking to everyone.

However, being among a group of drunk girls, even if you don't drink, is bound to cause big problems.

As for the uniforms, come and pick them up tomorrow morning.

Get them up earlier so Fusugawa, Futami and the others have time to go home and change into their school uniforms.

The room was tidied up yesterday, just in case Pochi, a fool like him, would lead them to a sneak attack this morning.

Although the timing was wrong, at least the work was not in vain.

The night was very clear. The moon was not much different from the full moon a few days ago, and the neon lights in Tokyo couldn't suppress it.

The gentle moon hangs in the dark night sky. The moonlight shines through the noisy cicadas and the ungentle heat.

Walking on the road without home, he seemed to be soaked in the moonlight, and his body and mind were illuminated.

Azabu Juban’s moon is really beautiful.

Is this why Tsukino Usagi also lives in Azabu Juban?

[White Bear Effect] is here again.

Maybe it’s because I watched too many Japanese anime in my previous life that it appears here in this life?

Although I have never watched even a minute of Japanese anime in my life, these memories are firmly welded into my cerebral cortex.

It's all Pochi's fault, yesterday's dress looked too much like Tsukino Usagi.

Let’s find a hotel for one night first.

The phone vibrated in his trouser pocket.

It's information from the Immortal River.

"How did you disappear just now? You scared us to death. I thought you were forced to jump off the building."

"A little trick, jump to the next floor."

"Phew—that sounds cool."

"What's going on behind them?"

"We've been talking about hallucinations for a long time~ Sister Boqi said it's normal to have hallucinations when you're drunk~ Haha~ Mr. Robert, do you want to sleep in the park today? Send me your location and I'll bring you some newspapers?"

"Thank you, don't drink too much, and go to bed early, F-san. My cousin has caused trouble for you."

Immortal River sent a message.

Click open and listen to your ears,

"If I can make Robert-kun feel more at ease, I won't find it troublesome no matter what."

Like tickling a kitten's chin, a fluffy, soft, light sound is transmitted into the cochlea.

Asama's hair stood on end.

Is Immortal River possessed by the Great Ming Shen today?

Do I need to read it back now?
  After thinking for a few seconds, I typed a few words to reply.

"Respect from a friend. Good night."

"Respect from a friend. Good night."

In less than a second, an identical message was sent back intact.

Asama felt what she had felt when she had dealt with Fusukawa before.

That feeling of saying something but not saying it yet, feeling like it's still unfinished.
  So is repeating what others say also a form of PUA?

After all, it's still a question of wine.

Sure enough, alcohol is too scary for girls.

Pochi and Futami stopped talking, and even Jiandao started talking nonsense today.

If Boqi is allowed to live in Erjian's place, he won't turn Erjian Mingshen into a drunkard, right?
  Asama thought about the pros and cons, sighed, and the brief feeling of transparency disappeared.

The hotel has been booked, take a shower, read a book, and go to sleep.

Sitting in the classroom, looking at the monthly test paper for July.

Asama is numb
  Is Hinoki crazy?

"Set random variables X and Y to be independent of each other, and X~B(1/1), Y~B(3/2), then P{X=Y}=_____".

"When X→0, the functions f(X)=aX+bX+1n(1+X) and g(X)=eX-cosX are equivalent to infinitesimal, then ab=_____".

All these questions.

What is even more exaggerated is that even Diophantine equations of three or more degrees, as well as century-old problems involving "geometric flow" and Poincaré's conjecture have appeared.

Do Japanese first-year high school students have to save the world?
  "There are still 10 minutes until the end of the exam, everyone, hurry up."

Hinoki's lazily voice came from the classroom podium. There are large areas of blank space on the clean test paper. This is not a Chinese landscape painting!

Is the mathematical battleship that I am most confident in and the most capable of scoring points about to sink in the dock?
  Asama began to browse through the unsolved questions frantically, only to find that the students around him had already begun to hand in their papers in advance.

The pen in my hand began to lose its control.
  "You live quietly in my heart, just like the full moon in the night sky."

"Ideals are the sun of life, and you are my sun."

"Being submerged in warm spring water is a beautiful way to say goodbye, but I was awakened by the sea water in your eyes."

"People sing about the blooming of flowers. I love you standing as tall as a weed."

"sound"

The end-of-exam bell rang, and just as Asama wanted to wipe away these strange words, the test paper burned.

White fire burned his body, and pain spread all over his body.

The invigilator turned into himself wearing a mask at some point, and he looked at the twisted and screaming Polo with mocking eyes.

"Our soul is as thin as a piece of paper, only enough to burn once. It's time to wake up. Why are you burning?"

Asama woke up from an unfamiliar bed.

Checked the time.

4:20am.

It's the masked man again.

A sign of schizophrenia?
  Fortunately it was a dream.

How could he, Shisui Asama, fail the high school math exam?
  Asama quickly found a one-to-one answer to Rabindranath Tagore's poems and those sentences that he didn't know where they came from.

Is it the backlash after forcibly suppressing emotions?

But why not an erotic dream but an exam?
  He had long since admitted in his heart that he had a crush on them.

Asama Shisui is not a numb, indifferent, or emotionless person. He just hopes to always maintain inner calmness and peace.

If he could only burn and live once in his life, he would only choose abstraction in order to move towards greatness.

In this world, whatever you care about and pursue, you will become a slave to.

So, to become a slave to abstraction?
  He didn't want to be a slave, not even a slave to a great being.

He wanted to become the hidden greatness after seeing the glorious greatness.

In the new week, the system mall has refreshed new products.

Asama sat up, drank a glass of water, and started reading the mall information.

【Mall updated this week

Item: Sakiat Ultimate Codex 1000 points

Description: After holding this prop, the holder will be cursed by [Sakiat's Blight], and the physical strength will be halved. The prop will be automatically bound and cannot be removed; he will obtain [Sakiat's Wisdom Baptism], and his intelligence value will be reduced by half. 5 % chance to obtain a master-level advanced skill; if you obtain an expert-level skill or above 100 times in a row, you will obtain the [Dance of Death] skill. You can choose to summon 50 ghoul servants or 10 vampire servant. The servant cannot resist any will of the master. and requirements; equipment holders with an intelligence value exceeding 1 will be able to choose to change their profession to [Red Robe Mage (Necromancer)].

Item: True Death Note 800 points

Description: The person holding this prop will become a god of death walking in this world; this prop will not be damaged, and the pages cannot be torn off; to use this prop, you need to write it with the owner's blood and erase it with the owner's tears; write down what is in your mind name, real name, or code name or alias recognized by more than 666 people, the being will die immediately; after writing the name, the prop owner has 666 seconds to supplement the detailed cause of death of the name, if there are errors or ambiguities in the text writing the cause of death will not be effective; after writing the name and the word [death], the existence of the name will enter the instant death judgment. Those whose luck value is less than 100 will die immediately; after pouring 666ml of the owner's blood on the title page of this prop, the ownership of the prop will be It will be reset and the owner of the name written on the title page will become the owner of this item.

Item: Strange Book of Friends 600 points

Note: For those who hold this prop, the prop will be automatically bound and cannot be removed; the holder of this prop will be able to drive the 6 demon gods and 66 great demons recorded in the [Book of Friends]; recite the names in the Book of Friends, and By saying "My subordinates, listen to my command", you can summon the existence; after driving the existence, the magic will be compensated for the same time according to the driving time, and the driving price will be compensated to the driven party; the holder of this item and non- After a human being mates, use the mixed bodily fluids of two people to write the real name of the being in the Friends' Book. There is a very small chance that the name will be written into the Friends' Book. If the existence's favorability is full, there will be a 60% chance of having its name written into the Friends' Book; Drive If there are more than 10 objects, the charm of the prop holder will be +1, and he will be awarded the title of [Ideal Power Bank for Weird People], and the basic favorability value towards non-human beings will be +50.

Skill: Thief's Ultimate Will 666 points

Description: Increase finger dexterity by 60%; obtain basic telekinesis ability; obtain the materialized item [The Thief's Ultimate Intention]; go through the following process - see the other party's ability with your own eyes, ask questions about the other party's ability personally and get answers or demonstrations, so that The opponent's hand is placed on the fingerprint of the book cover of [The Thief's Ultimate Intention], and the first three conditions are completed within 1 hour - the opponent's ability will be obtained and recorded in the pages of [The Thief's Ultimate Intention]; [The Thief's Ultimate Intention] The maximum number of saved skills is 666. New skills exceeding this number will randomly overwrite old skills; skill owners with cross tattoos on their foreheads will have +1 charm, +1 intelligence, and +1 agility.

Title: Scholar 100 points

Characteristics: Title holder, intelligence value +1; obtain the materialized prop [Mejia's Soul Stealing Scroll], and get first place in exams and competitions with more than 500 people, you can obtain 4 layers of [Glory], Get 10 layers of [Glory] by ranking in the top 2, with a maximum of 200 layers of [Glory]. If you fail, you will lose half of the [Glory]. The accumulated layers are now; each layer of glory increases the learning efficiency by 2%. Over 100/200 layers, the intelligence value + 1/+2; Obtain the skill [Abuse Mark], mark one in advance in exams and competitions, the glory value will be doubled after victory, and all glory values ​​will be lost after failure.

It’s exam week, and even the props are all books, right?
  I can't even afford one, and there's serious commodity inflation this week.

However, I really want to buy [Scholar]. If I stack up the glory, my intelligence will be 10!
  I have 95 wingman points. If I can get a new wingman mission and complete it within 7 days, wouldn’t I be able to become a scholar immediately? ?
  If you agree to a confession, you can get 100 points.
  Snapped!
  Asama slapped himself.

Almost, just for 3 points of intelligence, I lost the most important thing.

The system distorts its own values ​​all the time.

Never, never be one of those people who gets addicted to this kind of reward.

The mood that was messed up by the dream became even more complicated after looking at the mall.

There are too many temptations.

I ran around Zhi Park 4 times, but my depression has not eased.

Asama returned to his apartment at 5 o'clock.

The fingerprint unlocked the door, and in addition to the faint smell of alcohol, there was also a cloyingly sweet air in the room.

The girls were still sleeping soundly on the bed. According to Fusukawa's message, they didn't go to bed until 1 a.m.

It's better to wake them up at 6:[-].

Cook first.

Cooking may help calm your mind.

When the girls woke up, Asama had already made everything for brunch.

The girls who were drunk for two days in a row were ashamed.

Majima Kazuichi, who vaguely felt as if he had lost his temper after drinking, looked moribund except for his face, which was red.

All of Pochi's behavior was no different from that of a golden retriever who had done something wrong, and Asama was too lazy to pay attention to her.

Futami rubbed his temples, saying that he would never dare to drink too much again.

Hmm. It means I will drink it next time, but drink less.

The drunkard Immortal Sichuan obviously drank the most among all the people, but he acted like a perfectly fine person.

"Robert-kun, you didn't go home yesterday? Did you sleep in the park?"

"Stayed at Yuxingyuan's house for one night, it's hard to resist the hospitality."

They all knew about Gogyingin and Fukasawa, and they also accepted Asama's stay at someone else's house.

The drunkenness last night was quite embarrassing, and I even had the hallucination that Asama was back. Fortunately, Asama didn't come back yesterday.

Only the Great Ming Shen felt it was a pity.

Listening to the news on TV, several people finished breakfast, and the girls began to crowd in the bathroom to wash and change clothes.

Asama discovered that the four girls had brought Eiwa's uniforms with them.

Obviously, staying overnight was their planned plan.

Without waiting to see them again, Asama arrived at school early alone.

After listening to a philosophy class at the love counseling department, he felt that he should determine his mid-term goals.

Between [study hard] and [becoming a powerful person of shadow], is it necessary to perfect the character of [Great Teacher]?

Each semester, set yourself a certain range of goals, such as promoting romance, correcting distortions, and conquering your son.

Later in the Infinite Fighting Festival, when teaching other people martial arts, do they need to give them ethics lessons?
  "How to live better?"

"What is happiness?"

“Is breaking down gender differences the same as breaking down class differences?”

"What is the meaning of life?"

"What does it mean to be strong?"

Asama felt that these lessons were necessary for those delinquents who grew up in rubbish families, grew up in rubbish schools, and felt that they were rubbish themselves.

After briefly sorting out the syllabus, when he returned to class for the morning meeting, Sakuragi informed everyone of the decision for the cultural festival——

"The theme of our class's cultural festival is the Servant Cafe."

The boys looked up blankly.

The girls' eyes lit up.

　Thanks to the bosses for their support
  　　
  　
  (End of this chapter)