Tokyo Wingman King

"[This is really a very paradoxical thing. As a person like me who is at the bottom of the campus hierarchy, once I meet someone at the top, I will automatically be polite to them. If I usually meet in the corridor, I will definitely Intuition gets out of the way; when they come to talk to me, nine times out of ten they will be stunned, and I may also become their repeater; I am even a little flattered by being asked to do something by them, and naturally I will accept all comers. For them The glamor and popularity are not so much jealous, but more admiration, and admiration that I can't do it at all.

If I'm lucky enough to have these yang horns remember my name one day, it would make me very happy.For example, Gokyoin Sei and Fusukawa Rise, just because they know my name or are willing to pay attention to me, is enough for me to regain my dignity. ]
Teacher, is this what you think? "

After talking about such a long string of things for a long time, it turned out that you were dissing me?
I always feel like that sentence just now is a tribute to something.
It's better than Penguin, right?

Sorry, I'm not the guy who said aloof words while holding the daughter of a Chiba Prefecture council member and the president of a construction company to achieve a class jump.His aloofness is a [fake], so he and [fake] Chongno redeem each other.

There is no imbalance in my life.Plato, Leonardo da Vinci, Newton, Tesla, I will follow the footsteps of these single kings and embark on a lonely road that only belongs to me.

Asama shook his head, looked at Yukino Yinto’s fat face that looked like a god’s mischief, and said,
"No. I have never recognized the class theory on campus, because they can't decide my life or death, and they can't interfere with my decision. In terms of rights, they are equal. Do you think you are a villain? Yukino-kun."

Yukino Yinto, who was wearing a plus-size boy's school uniform, said proudly,

"Of course I am a 100% pure Yin. Of course I am not a soft, dark, gloomy, sinister Yin, but a tree-yin Yin. In my eyes, great teacher, you are a kind, sinister Yin, which is quite advanced. Yin angle, that’s why you can’t feel the class gap. After all, just like the periodic table of elements, everyone’s class and energy are all destined. By the way, attributes can be added and changed, as I have As I said at the beginning, when you are with the Yang angle, you will also become the Yang angle."

".Let's drink tea first."

Yukino Yinto refused the tea, but followed Asama's instructions and opened the refrigerator.

"Is the only carbonated Fanta grape flavor? It's such a strange flavor. Shouldn't the orthodox Fanta be Orange?"

"."

"Teacher, can you eat the potato chips in the refrigerator?"

After getting permission, Yukito sat down opposite Asama again with grape-flavored Fanta and original Lays potato chips.

"Why do you think it's weird for me and Yang Jiao to get along normally?"

"Have you ever read the light novel "Chitose-kun in the Namiko Soda Bottle", Mr. Otashi? The only person who can stand next to the current Chongyang Corner is the current Chongyang Corner, just like throwing ice cubes into the stove, it It just turns into hotter steam."

"No, I don't read light novels."

"Impossible! How can someone who doesn't read light novels say the famous words of the leader!"

"Looking at the way you speak, there's nothing sinister about you."

"Don't you know that the core attribute of the Yin angle is that you can have a lively conversation with people who are also Yin attributes?"

"."

This is not a property club, so what exactly are you asking about?Why do you feel like you are spending money to give me lessons?

This sense of déjà vu, Batman Ryuzaki Hayato? !
"Yukino-kun, are you able to talk to Ryuzaki-kun in your class?"

ton ton ton -

Xueye Yinren drank the Fanta in one gulp, flattened the can and said with emotion,
"Ha--sure enough, even if it tastes like grape, I can accept it. It's worthy of Fanta!"

After saying that, he took another can from the refrigerator, opened it, took another sip, and then said slowly,
"You said Ryuzaki, no, I can't physically accept that kind of person who looks down on others. Of course, don't mind, O-teacher. I admire you, so I came here to consult you. I know those things you look down on, O-teacher." There must be a reason behind what a person says. Whether it is something he wants to protect or who he wants to address, I don’t know."

No, you know too much!
"Listen to what you mean, you want to become a yin angle that is not affected by the yang angle."

"Well, after all, to tell you the truth, my goal is to become a [powerful person of Yin]."

"." It feels even more embarrassing than wearing different clothes on the street.

"By the way, Teacher Da, you haven't answered my question yet."

Asama's right hand couldn't help but knock on the table.
"Tell me first how you define the vaginal angle."

"First, I don't like sports, or in other words, I don't like things that waste energy. Second, there is no rest time, because I have to find a suitable place to be alone. Third, even if I have friends, I prefer to immerse myself in my own world. , keep a distance from others; Fourth, he is too accommodating to others, and even wants to sacrifice himself to help others, especially Duoyangjiao!; Fifth, he is ignored like air by others, and it is difficult for classmates sitting next to him to notice, and the cultural festival will be I was dragged on the stage as a backdrop, and at the graduation ceremony, Ming Ming was tall and had a strong sense of presence, but the teacher thought he was not present and thoughtfully posted a photo of himself."

In the front, it seems that Gatlin was holding me up to trace the outline on the wall, but what happened to the last one?Why do you feel like Xueno, you are self-destructing?
"So do you think I like to accommodate others? Do you think I am just like air in Yinghe?"

"So you are the god of the Yin corner. Compared to the [Chitose God] of the Yang corner, you feel better about it, O-sensei. Moreover, [Chitose God] is just a scumbag compared to you when it comes to playing with women."

"."

"The relationship between the great teacher and Gokyoin, Fukasawa Yuki and other Yang Kakumagi is very good, right?"

"good."

"They've helped you deal with a lot of trouble, especially the recent rumors."

I asked them to do it.

"Really, then I have to thank them properly."

"It stands to reason that wanting Yokoko's kindness also means accepting their circle, interests, and values ​​at the same time, right? It's not just Yokoko from Class A, but Yanagha and Takishima from Class B, Oshima from Class C, and Oshima from Class F. Hui, the great teacher seems to be very popular with the current Yang Corners, but he will not be assimilated by them. For this, I want to know the reason."

"Have you heard of this set of principles? Mutual respect, mutual non-aggression, mutual non-interference, equality and reciprocity, and peaceful coexistence. Keep these five principles in mind and you can deal with each other normally no matter who you are dealing with."

Of course, you can't respect your sons so much, especially those stupid sons.

"Is that so? I thought that the great teacher had the skill of reversely transforming the will of the yin horn into the yin horn."

"In this world, there is room for all yin and yang angles. Their respective attributes, abilities, and beliefs are opportunities for each other. Even if there are all kinds of differences and disagreements in objective reality, if you want to blindly change the other person, , is unrealistic.”

Xueye Yinren straightened up, no less than Dahui Heping's height, and with a body twice as wide, he stood up like a lying bear.

"I have always thought that at our age, perhaps only isolationism can prevent us from being influenced by other people's thoughts. Sure enough, after we chatted for a while, I began to be influenced by the great teacher."

"If you don't listen, you can take time to taste or criticize it. There is no need to follow it."

"Is this also the case with Teacher Da's love counseling?"

"It varies from person to person."

"Perhaps, if I have other troubles, I will come to you."

“You’re always welcome, free for small questions, discounts for questions like today.”

"You're welcome, Teacher Da. I'm not short of the money. Besides, I want Teacher Da to do me a favor."

"Just say it."

Xueye Yinren scratched his nose in embarrassment, seemed to sort out his words, and then said,
"I was talked to by Immortal Sichuan once. She said that she had consulted the teacher and students could customize the seat size. It was true that I was uncomfortable because the chair was too small. I knew her good intentions at the time, but due to my vaginal angle attributes , I just couldn't answer her properly. Teacher, if you can, please help me apologize for her."

"It's better to apologize yourself."

"I don't have any thoughts about the Immortal River. You don't need to test me."

"."

Amazaki is the same, Kuroda is the same. Who have I become in your hearts?
Xueye paused and smiled again,
"After all, I am a man who wants to become a [powerful person of Yin]."

"."

I don’t know which was the last time I was so speechless.

Shizumi Asama watched as Yukino Yinren lowered his head and bowed his waist, as if he wanted to fill the door frame, and squeezed out of the love consultation department.

[The powerful person of Yin]?

Looking at the information in his hand, Asama thought.

What is the purpose of this classmate who spent 120 million just to say a few words?Yukino Yinjin, who can spend money freely, is naturally not short of money. He is the young master of Yukino Tourism Group, the operator of several local ski resorts and resorts in Hokkaido.

I came to Tokyo from Hokkaido to study. I feel like he didn’t come here to expand his social life. Instead, he really studied hard.

The entrance score was 240, the monthly test in May was 5, and the monthly test in June was 231. The improvement is not obvious, but at least it has improved, which is really enviable.

190 cm, 160 kg, likes to eat carbohydrates, a little bit fat and strong.

Although he said he doesn't like to exercise, you can tell by looking at his arms that he is exercising. Of course, it is also possible that he is wearing a layer of muscle clothes.

This classmate Yukino is usually the backdrop for Class A of the first year of Eiwa Academy. He sits in the last row of seats near the door of the classroom. Next to him is Horikita Castle, and next to him is Chiyo Konoe.

He is low-key and has no friends. Because of his huge size and sitting at the back door of the classroom, he is often bumped into by idiots who are noisily chasing after him, and then he and the idiots apologize to each other.

Once a girl said he was noisy because he ate potato chips in the classroom during recess. He apologized to the air and walked out of the classroom.

Roughly speaking, he's a good guy.

A tourism group?Or you can communicate with Yasaka-senpai who makes outdoor equipment at home and do some networking.

If Yukino comes for consultation again, please waive the consultation fee and ask Yasaka-senpai.

Couldn't fall asleep.

Lying on the chair and closing his eyes for 2 minutes, at exactly 7:55, the sleepy Asama put on headphones and continued to listen to the scholars talking about Lacan, and came out of the love counseling department.

Asama discovered that he and Lacan had one thing in common.

Lacan was once expelled from the International Psychoanalytic Association (IPA) on the grounds that his consultation time for clients was flexible. The interview was supposed to last for 50 minutes, but Lacan might only chat for 30 minutes and then ask the client to leave. This was an on-the-spot job. behavior, which the IPA accused of exploiting visitors.

However, Lacan believes that in the matter of consultation, the physical time is not important at all, but the psychological time to solve the problem is important. It is like a Zen master giving a wake-up call to his disciples at the moment of enlightenment. Some disciples study for 10 years before they achieve enlightenment, while others only have a few days. I realized it.

Later, the IPA persuaded Lacan to change his flexible clinical work style and let him return to the association, but Lacan smiled and refused.

Although this kind of Lacan's style is very similar to that of some domestic qigong masters.

But more often than not, rigid physical dimensions and scientific perspectives cannot solve the problem.

Standards are never one-size-fits-all, nor are standards fixed.

Even the trajectory of the earth's flight around the sun is not fixed. Only by getting rid of appearances and seeing the reality can we grasp reasonable flexible time.

Consultations that vary from person to person cannot all be done too hard like Amasaki, Kuroda, Shinomiya, and Hanami did.

Of course, his purpose was never to transform them into someone else, but to give them new possibilities for seeing who they could be.

From the current point of view, except for Yanami Ayano, who has been practicing brutal collisions recently, everyone else's campus life is going smoothly.

Xueye Yinren's arrival made him a little vigilant.

Yinghe Academy is a monster room with all kinds of students.

He is no longer an unknown little transparent person, but a [Yinghe Ninja] who carries the labels of lustful, arrogant, and despicable.

He is not afraid of the incited [mobs], but he is more afraid of [monsters] like Takishima Tetsuya harassing him.

When receiving customers, you need to screen more carefully, and you should reserve the information you disclose. You can also be more prepared for misleading and ambiguous statements when they inquire about you.

As Haruki Murakami said, "Although I'm not good at telling profound lies, I do like harmless nonsense."

White lies are harmless to others and are like a cloud of protection for yourself. If you can, try to fabricate some.

Just like what she said to Shiro Emiya, at least this time she didn't kick her chair from behind without any reason.

Why did you think of white stockings?
Do fatigue and sensibility increase in direct proportion?
Thinking of this, Shizumi Asama had already walked through the corridor and arrived at the door of the classroom of Class A of the first year.

Sakuragi, who arrived on time, smiled elegantly at Asama.

"Good morning Asama, did you go to the love counseling department early in the morning?"

"Good morning, Sakuragi-sensei."

Asama really admired Sakuragi. If he was a teacher who made arrogant remarks about the sports festival and deliberately skipped the morning meeting and world history class on Monday, he would not look down upon him.

Stepping into the classroom with Sakuragi, Asama glanced around subconsciously. Were there already so many people who met his eyes?
Futami, Arima, and Majima, the trio by the window all moved almost in unison.

After Asama took his seat, Sakuragi announced the start of the morning meeting.

The list of eight groups is as follows:

The first group includes Ma Jiyan and Xueye Yinren.
The second group, Chiyo Konoe, Daisuke Miwa...
The third group, Ryuzaki Hayato, Imari Rina
The fourth group, Immortal Rise and Shimajima Mai.
The fifth group, Yuxingyuan Saint
The sixth group, Asama Shizuzu, Fukasawa Yuki, Horikita Castle
Group [-], Er Jian Yue Hai
Group [-], Shiro Emiya.
As for the team leaders, it seems that they are ranked in order of the top 8 in Class A of the first year.

But why is Yu Xingyuan, who is ranked 70th, in the fifth group, and I, who is ranked 66th, is in the sixth group?
Sakuragi said a few words of encouragement and left the classroom early.

The sound of banging desks and chairs and chattering chatter quickly filled the classroom like yesterday's heavy rain.

drip-

The mobile phone received the official group list and related regulations. The first one was that groups were not allowed to be exchanged at will.

Asama looked at the list of his team members. Fukasawa, Horikita, and Hanyu were exactly what Sakuragi said, one who has made significant progress and two who need to work hard.

Is there any difference between teaching people like Horikita and Hanyu who are ranked below 500 and teaching a pig?

Then try it, the real failure is not trying.

Even if you are a pig, you must make good progress for me.

Fukasawa quickly established a study group on LINE.

Yuki Fukasawa: "Please give me some advice. (Yamato Nadeshiko kneels down and bows.jpg)"

It's Hori Horikita: "Fukasawa-san, can you add me as a personal friend?"

Yuki Fukasawa: "(This group is disinfected.jpg)"

Yuzu Hanyu: "Wow, it appears, instant kill. But Fukasawa-san, disinfectant cannot kill cockroaches!"

It's Hori Hori Horikita: "Did your friend request get rejected?"

Yuzu Hanyu: "How disgusting, you actually peeked at the screen! (vomiting.jpg)"

Shizumi Asama: "Please give me more advice."

"Master, please give me more advice." X3
Yuzu Hanyu: "Can the three of us be called the Asama clan? (Ninja.jpg)"

It's Hori Horikita: "Why are there three people? Shouldn't it be four?"

Suddenly I miss the June study group.

I received another message, a private message from Yuki Fukasawa,
"Asama, I didn't expect that we are really destined. (Smile)"

what's the situation? (End of chapter)