Tokyo Wingman King

This feeling is like sitting on pins and needles even in my own home.
If anyone comes home and finds five tigers coiled on their bed, maybe they can relate to me.

The fragrance and warmth of the girl's ketone body tickle her nose, pupils and throat in the air.

The six people were dressed like a couple. The girls' necks, arms, and crossed legs were exposed to the air, tightening the circle around Asama Shizuzu's five senses, and beating Asama Shizuzu's rationality.

It's over, I was surrounded by beautiful girls to support me.

You have to jump out.

Asama Shisui took off the props and his mind was running wildly.

If it were him in the shallow still water,

I would never go to a random boy’s house, wear random boys’ clothes, or invite random boys to bed.

This is not to say that girls are not reserved, the source of the mistake is still themselves.

If they are just enjoying activities without evil thoughts and gender consciousness, then the problem lies in his own dirty mind.

If they have a purpose, it's their own fault for abusing [Love Cooking].

I also made food for them tonight, no matter how a host should treat guests, or why it is inhumane to take out food due to the heavy rain, these are all excuses.

In the final analysis, Qianjian Jingshui lacks love, courage and wisdom.

There won’t be another departmental event like this at home!
If there is, he will buy sleeping pills, crush them, and sprinkle them into the food like salt!

In fact, there is no problem with teenagers and girls gathering together to tell stories, but there is a problem with telling stories in bed.

Just like wearing a bikini on the beach and wearing a bikini in an office building are two different things.

The thing that best maintains a sense of distance is the coffee table at home. A square table emphasizes the sense of opposition more than a round table.

Kneeling and sitting on the carpet also consumes more energy than sitting on the bed.

In a flash of lightning, Asama confirmed the new activity location.

Asama did not answer Ichijo's question directly. Instead, he walked aside and turned off all the lights in the house. He then took out an outdoor emergency light from the entrance and walked to the coffee table.

"Change the position and do it here."

The light from the outdoor lamp Asama held up reflected on his expressionless face, as if something dirty suddenly appeared in a horror movie.

But the girls didn't find it scary. Instead, they found Asama a little cute.

In the dark room, dim outdoor lights were placed on the black and white coffee table, forming a starry sky with the night lights at home.

"Hey~ It's exciting~"

"Are we still telling ghost stories in the end? I won't feel sleepy after talking about this~"

Just like promoting freedom in a country without freedom, it can still attract Meda.Immortal River and Pochi, who supported telling ghost stories, were attracted, and the situation became 4 to 2. Asama successfully changed the location of the event to the coffee table.

"Sit according to the number you just threw the dice on."

Asama sat on the short side of the coffee table near the desk, and suggested that the two girls No. 1 Masumi Ichijo and No. 5 Majima Mai, two girls with lower attack power, sit next to him.

This suggestion was quickly rejected.

The girls asked Asama to make another dice. Everyone took two carrot dice and threw them on the coffee table. The person with the higher number could decide his position first.

To the disappointment of Futami and Pochi, the final result was almost the same as before - Asama voted 12 points and chose to stay put. The positions to his left and right were occupied by Fusukawa and Majima.

Ichijo Masumi became the biggest loser. She sat opposite Asama, and the distance from him that was less than 40 centimeters became 160 centimeters.It's like a long-distance love from Tokyo to Osaka turned into a cross-border love from Tokyo to BJ.

Immortal River swayed happily, happily matching the rhythm of the wind and rain outside, humming a song and snapping his fingers.

Shimajima blinked at Futami.

Futami was not happy that she was not sitting with Asama.Originally, they all sit on the bed. According to Asama's personality, he might only sit on the edge of the bed, or move a stool to sit next to it. If so, she Futami Tsukiumi will be the one closest to him!
Futami Daimyojin pouted, thought about Asama's actions just now, and recalled Asama's performance on the cruise and the sports festival.

"I feel like Shizui-kun will win the game if he snaps his fingers."

"The sound of Robert's finger snapping is very unique, and the rhythm is a bit like knocking wooden fish. Maybe like those AI robots that knock electronic wooden fish, Robert relies on this to eliminate mental stress and achieve a calm and focused state of mind~"

Where does the mental pressure on AI robots come from?

Knock on the electronic wooden fish, save the unscrupulous boss, meet the Mecha Buddha, worship the Cyber ​​Avalokitesvara, accumulate quantum merit, and practice the wisdom scripture, right?

"Ah Shui is probably the kind of middle-school boy who thinks snapping his fingers will make him look handsome, right?"

No, real middle school teenagers usually draw a magic circle on the back of their hands, and then wrap it tightly with gauze. Their eyes, which wear contact lenses and eye patches, will have intermittent dull pain just like the back of their hands.

"Hehe~ [Colonel Yinghe] is not a wasted name~~~"

Ignoring Pochi and Immortal River's teasing, Asama whispered,
"Then let's start, Idiom Solitaire."

In a low-light environment, Asama calmed down and regained control of the scene.

Idiom Solitaire is not as boring as expected for girls, except for the yawning Pochi.

Through idioms, Asama explained the linguistic example in Lacan’s theory of “the [signifier] remains unchanged but the content of [the signified] shifts”.

For example, "getting carried away", at first it was the same as giving up the form to seek meaning. It means focusing on the essence of things and forgetting the form of things. However, since "Jin Shu·Ruan Ji Biography", these four words are put together, and I am overjoyed. , the meaning of being wild and losing normalcy.

For example, "groundless rumors" initially suggested that wind would enter if there were holes, but later evolved into a completely unfounded rumor.

The distance between the essence of "real" and the meaning of "symbol" is getting wider and wider.

Asama talked about a few more idioms from a critical perspective - "a drop in the bucket" is the dream of all migrant workers, describing the official life of getting a truckload of salary after going to the office for a cup of tea; "talking about everything" refers to the lack of real estate property rights Do not fall in love with a person who is in love with you; [feeling moved when you see someone else] represents irrational action, describing that you want to move to the ideal person of the opposite sex when you see him or her.

"However, the change of language is unstoppable. Looking at new problems with old standards is a desperate situation. Deterioration caused by the deviation of language and meaning is not a personal deterioration, but a social deterioration."

“Is language always developing in the direction of vulgarity?”

Jiandao plays the role of a student seriously. Her mobile phone is still charging by the bedside table, otherwise she will definitely take notes.

"In the past, it has been developing in the direction of popularization. As a communication tool, more users mean greater value. In this era, the power to update languages ​​has declined, and there is indeed a phenomenon of vulgarization in languages ​​in various countries, but overall I I think it still belongs to the popularization of language.

The advantage of popularizing language is that it has stronger expressiveness and empathy. We will find that the innovation of words is no longer as good as the innovation of images such as emoticons. Many emoticons can convey emotions across the text itself.The base of linguists and educators cannot meet the demand for language innovation. The emoticons of national innovation can fill this gap. The demand emotions are expressed in more detail, and many emotions cannot be accurately described by words.

But precisely because they are popular and emotional, emoticons and emoji cannot convey information other than emotions to us without text. "

"There are also those idiots who only like to read comics, have a poor vocabulary, and can only say 'Si Guoyi' when they see anything."

Pochi, who had already read several books at Asama's house, thought that she had far surpassed those idiots. "Is there a possibility that this phenomenon is caused by economic and cultural hegemony? Because the hegemony of social platforms and the income from making emoticons encourage the creation of images; because capital investment in the production of comics and movies is more profitable than books, so everyone's The topic is surrounded by comics and movies?"

Immortal Rise, thinking about the fairness behind the phenomenon.

Qianjian thought for a while and nodded,

"English is encroaching on the space of French, Italian, German, and Japanese. Mandarin is also eroding the dialect system. The phenomenon of economic and cultural hegemony has always been there. On the one hand, the authority of the language is being eroded, and they have a lag in the translation of foreign languages. ;On the other hand, it is not practical.

For example, when French was fighting against the English loanword [E-mail], it used the word [courrier électronique] to standardize the name of French [E-mail], but it was useless.France and Germany jointly developed a search engine to compete with Google, whose English search volume exceeds 80%, but it is useless.

From the perspective of demand, small languages ​​​​are not needed, but this demand is caused by the big English environment created by cultural hegemony.However, for the two examples you gave, I think the main reason is market choice. There is no invisible hand that premeditates everything from the beginning. "

Futami tilted his head and said to Asama,

"Jingshui-kun, the meaning of [the moonlight is so beautiful today] also belongs to what I just said. The [referring] content has shifted, right?"

You are worthy of being a great god. You can break through such a serious linguistics class.
Asama pretended not to understand the second meaning, nodded in approval,
"The meaning of [the moonlight is so beautiful today] is an optimization of a language. For example, [laurel wreath] is used to describe the winner, and [chanjuan] is used to describe the moon. This reliance on symbolic references enriches the language. The expressiveness is also very romantic. Love counseling is actually a communication science. We need to master more optimized and evolved expression methods to help more people and better express their opinions."

Pochi yawned greatly,

"Teacher Ah Shui, can you go to sleep?"

When talking about idioms tonight, she only talked about one [pig rushes forward] and skipped all the others, highlighting the one that is uneducated and incompetent.

Asama shook his head and looked at the other girls,
"Then, one last lap?"

"Forget it, I don't have enough brains anymore."

Mai Shimajima smiled bitterly and waved her hand.

"It's getting late, let's go to sleep, Hero-kun."

Ichijo Masumi has had enough of how Asama and Fusukawa feel about riddles in front of him.

Futami also shook her head. She just hoped that everyone would fall asleep early so that she could get up and take action.

Seeing everyone's expressions begging for mercy, he nodded with satisfaction.

Asama Classroom, get out of class is over!
At 11:40 pm, Asama asked Bochi to help hang all the girls' clothes that had been dried by the washing machine in the bathroom with the air heater turned on.

Turn off the lights and all 6 people go to bed.

Pochi pulled Immortal River and played with Ichijo for a while. The movement beside the bed gradually stopped. Amidst the thunder and rain, the room returned to silence.

Qianjian felt relieved. In his eyes, the strong wind and rain outside made Shanshan look cute.

In order to avoid a long night with too many dreams, Asama planned to lie down for another half hour and wait until they were completely asleep before going out.

Let's listen to Žižek talking about Lacan again. Asama put on headphones and listened to the philosophy lecture.

I have successfully booked a hotel about 600 meters away on the mobile APP.

Unwashed clothes and school uniforms can also be washed at the hotel.

It doesn't matter if it rains heavily. The jacket and backpack are waterproof, so I just go to the hotel and take a quick shower.

You shouldn't be shocked if you run in a thunderstorm, right?There are so many presences in Tokyo that attract the Thunder King.

Asama reviewed in his head a round of knowledge points about Lacan that he had learned today, and the clock had turned before he knew it.

The rain outside has lightened up a little, and I'm thinking it's time to get up.

A few faint sounds came from the direction of the bed.

"Are you asleep? Jingshui-kun/Robert-kun/Jingshui/Ah Shui/Hero-kun."

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Asama's muscles tensed up.

Are they all cats?what's going on?
Should you kiss the lips first or the forehead first?

The cheekbones are as sexy as Shizui-kun's collarbones, and the earlobes are also cute.

It would be nice if I could sleep with Shizui-kun every day.

Next time you come, take the initiative to do the cooking. Although it's a pity that you can't eat Shizui-kun's food, grinding the sleeping pills into powder and mixing it in is more important.

Er Jian stopped fantasizing, it was time to take action.

Through persistence, she managed to sleep on the edge of the bed, which meant that her actions at night should not alert the other girls.

Listening to Mai's even breathing next to her, Futami thought to herself, "I'm sorry Mai, you're lagging behind."

But just as she was about to turn over and get up, her wrist was grabbed.

Looking sideways, another thunder flashed by, and Mai's bright eyes came into view, staring at him with a half-smile.

Just when she was about to speak, Mai Shimajima made a slight "shush" gesture, and she immediately understood at the second sight - an accomplice is an accomplice.

Unexpectedly, when Jiajima was about to get up, a hand held down her shoulder.

It turns out that Immortal River didn’t sleep either
Immortal River felt something was wrong, and when he looked back, he saw Masumi Ichijo and Haki Asama also sitting up.

A flash of lightning flashed, the five girls looked at each other in confirmation, and then thunder rumbled.

"Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

the blonde girl asked in a surreptitious whisper.

Pochi was surprised that there were people in the world who thought exactly the same as Uncle Pochi, and 4 of them appeared at once!
Ah Shui is a great aphrodisiac!
"Well, didn't you notice just now? Mr. Robert sleeps with his eyes open. I want to close his eyes."

"Probably not, right? But I'm more worried about whether Hero-kun is still awake because of our disturbance. I heard that most boys snore when they sleep, and it's too quiet over there now."

"Then, let's go and confirm together?"

With the help of a night light near the bathroom, the five girls in the darkness looked at the others and nodded.

Then, they both asked in the direction of the sofa.

"Are you asleep? Jingshui-kun/Robert-kun/Jingshui/Ah Shui/Hero-kun." (End of this chapter)