Tokyo Wingman King

Fusugawa Rise approached Ichijo Masumi and patted her back gently so that her back would not look particularly lonely.

"Well, after all, if you want to be friends with Mr. Robert, you have to have some special status to gain his respect!~"

"Is this a cosmic being, a person with super powers, or something like that?"

"Maybe monsters can do it too, like Pacific Rim level 5 monsters."

Immortal Sichuan imitated the forelimbs of Tyrannosaurus rex with both hands, and made a strange sound of fury and gurgling from his mouth.

[Vicious woman] Right?

Asama quietly watched Fusukawa's performance. She, a top E-girl, completed an entire monster imitation surrounded by several people who were not amused at all.

If a talk show actor throws away his baggage three times and the audience is still silent, maybe he will take the initiative to resign, right?

But I'm sorry, I'm not the mecha hunter who died with you, I'm just a small character who received the lunch when you appeared.

Asama easily dodged several sudden attacks from the Immortal River. The Immortal River smiled and said,
"Oh~ As agile as Saber Athena~"

Don't waste too much time on popcorn chips.

Ichijo Masumi looked at the one-sided interaction between Fusukawa and Asama and thought in his mind——

Anyway, I-san and F-san were almost the same, at least they did not lose to the Immortal River. Masumi Ichijo could only comfort herself in this way.

By the way, how did Tsukiumi and Majima-san get Hero to call them by their names?
Looking at two girls who are so beautiful that they would be the most beautiful even in the Takarazuka Opera Company, one is cold and the other is calm, which makes Asama Shisui, a person who has always kept a sense of distance from others, call them by their names, their names. Wisdom cannot be underestimated.

wow——

Even with the soundproof glass, the five people in the love counseling department could clearly hear the sound of wind and rain.

Tokyo, which had been sunny for many days, finally received a hearty rain at noon on July 7.

There was no thunder but there was a heavy rain that blurred the scenery outside.

For some people, rain is more worth looking forward to than sunny days, because good memories are also in the rain.

Futami and Majima felt something. They looked at Asama and saw that he was holding "The Triumph of Religion" by Jacques Lacan, known as the high priest of modern shamanism, in one hand while eating lunch that the four girls had put together.

Asama has not completely cleared the line of phenomenology from Husserl to Heidegger.Originally, he wanted to read Merleau-Ponty's phenomenological works, especially when he was reading Saussure's linguistics, Gestalt psychology, etc., this name kept appearing, attracting Asama's attention, and Merleau-Ponty Di's concept of [perception] is also very attractive.

However, since they all had to be read anyway, Asama chose to read Lacan.Not only because Lacan is the "master" of Žižek, the master of philosophy in the Internet age, not only because he has eclectically integrated many academic essences from Freud, Hegel, semiotics, linguistics, psychology, and phenomenology, but also because He said that "Love is giving something you don't have to someone who doesn't want it." 】

On the one hand, this sentence explains that [desire comes from lack], on the other hand, active love does not mean asking, but giving.Finally, no one actually wants love. Regarding the union of two people, many times, what they want is actually something else.

Asama found Lacan's narrative to be approachable, at least not as full of jargon as Heidegger.

At the same time, Lacan also contributed "mirror theory" and used many cases to demonstrate interesting phenomena such as sexual inversion, fetishism, sadism, and masochism, exposing the "big other" in the collective unconscious.

The Frenchman is more of a philosopher than a psychiatrist.Many of his theories can also corroborate each other with theories such as consumer society and spectacle society.The human body is fragile and has limits, and the human spirit and imagination are also fragile and have limits. Compared with the body, it is easier to be shaped or destroyed by the environment unconsciously.

"The Triumph of Religion" is not a difficult book, and reading it quickly will not be as uncomfortable as reading Heidegger.Regarding the relationship between psychoanalysis and ethics, Asama instantly understood why Japan has ethics classes.

Without healing courses like ethics, the suicide and mental illness rates in Japan would probably have doubled.

The rain outside fell a little heavier, with the rhythm of the wind beating on the glass windows.

The raindrops are as big as hail.

In the noisy yet silent environment, the girls wisely did not disturb Asama, but chatted about the weather, news, fashion, art, novels and other topics.

In the closed room, the soft breathing of the four girls made the air seem different.

They tasted Asama's craftsmanship. Even though Asama made the same dishes today, the slight differences in ingredients also brought new changes to the dishes. If they have not tasted the previous dishes of Ichijo and the Immortal River, then Completely immersed in the beauty of cooking.

Even though the dark clouds outside have darkened Tokyo, the four girls have all obtained the BUFF that makes them feel bright and happy.

"Is today's bento not to your liking?"

Majima Mai couldn't help but ask when she saw Asama put down her chopsticks after eating only half of Asama's bento.

She was on an impromptu trip today, and the lunch she brought was just for herself.

Asama, as always, gave her his own bento as if he had made an appointment.So Majima’s bento and Fusugawa’s rice balls, Futami’s sweet and sour pork loin and vegetarian sashimi, Ichijo’s fried pork cutlet and boiled broccoli made up Asama’s lunch.

The overall weight shouldn't be too much for a male high school student, right?
Asama stopped flipping the book, raised his head and answered to the short-haired girl,
"No, they are all delicious, but the stomach capacity is limited."

Asama, who had been half-full for many days, found that the capacity of his stomach had not shrunk. On the contrary, as his physical strength increased, he became hungry more easily.

Fusugawa took a small piece of pork chop from the lunch box in front of Asama and said with a smile,

“Frugality is a virtue~”

The other three girls looked at each other and stretched out their chopsticks.

"Excuse me, Mr. Minister~"

A girl's voice suddenly came from outside the door, it was Shinomiya Yukina.

"Excuse me, Teacher."

Asama looked at the time - 12:45, it was almost time to make an appointment for consultation.

"Wait a mininute."

Asama put down the book and cooperated with the girls to clean the table before saying again,

"Please come in."

The straight and dark Yukina Shinomiya and the Latin-style Arika Ogata walked into the love counseling department.

At one time, I saw the four rumored girlfriends of the great teacher in the love counseling department. Shinomiya's beautiful, extremely dark eyes had slightly shrunken pupils, and there was a hint of haze.

Asama did not charge for this consultation at Shinomiya.

Shinomiya, who had an unfinished expression, and Ogata, who had twinkling eyes, took Asama's script notes and plan and left the love consultation department together.

In fact, the follow-up content direction of the duo's social media was given to Shinomiya very early, but regarding the content creation of hot Internet topics, Shinomiya still took it very seriously and wrote 10 short video scripts by himself.

Asama gave the review and revision of the text to Shinomiya, and circled the two contents [How to Confess to the Extraordinary Group at the Fireworks Festival] and [My Happy Engagement & Hori and Miyamura’s Famous Scenes], and asked her and Ogata to focus on preparations.

After getting her reservation yesterday, Asama asked Komaba to help adjust the data and did a basic analysis of the fans of her account.

They actually don’t have many male LSP fans. On the contrary, female fans account for 70%.The COS makeup photo session where Shinomiya and Ogata stood on the base of the figures like exquisite dolls also allowed many brands in the fashion and beauty fields to see the opportunity to display their products. The commercial value of the two of them is obviously greater than those who only A female Tiktoker who shows off her breasts.

As the eldest daughter of the Shinomiya family, Shinomiya Yukina is naturally not short of money, but seeing Asama Shisui's detailed information that he had painstakingly sorted out for her from the following aspects: fan base, fan interest trajectory, fan purchase trajectory, and customer journey. The business realization plan still brightened my eyes, and my heart that had been forced to calm down for the past two days was shaken again.Holding the stack of more than 30 pages of plans with data tables, Shinomiya Yukina's eyes felt a little sore.I just sent a message yesterday to tell Teacher Da about this matter.
The great teacher must be thinking about himself and staying up all night for his own future, right?
But looking at the four beautiful girls sitting or standing next to the great teacher in the love counseling department like a mountain of heaven, the fourth house felt as gray and wet as the weather outside.

Shinomiya knew that despite her family status, talent and appearance, she had become an internet idol, but there was still a big gap between her and Masumi Ichijo and Rise Fudugawa.

She also spent a lot of time investigating Futami Tsukiumi and Majima Mai.One is the eldest daughter of a trading company that is about to close down, and the other is a poor student who was admitted to Yinghe with excellent grades. The two have things in common such as lack of social interaction, poor reputation, and work-study studies.

So, the great teacher likes to fish people ashore?

Having only one friend is considered a lack of social interaction, right?Being called the "carnivorous female Aquaman" is a bad reputation, right?Being a tiktoker can be considered a work-study program, right?

Obviously I am just like them, why can't I get closer to him?

The Great Teacher is definitely not someone who cares about his past. You can tell from his attitude towards him.

However, Shinomiya Yukina has begun to regret her past, and the memories of her ex-boyfriends have become stomach-churning torture.

What mentality and identity do the four of them have, standing next to the great teacher who swears to be insulated from love?

Or is it that the great teacher has no resistance to a girl who stalks her?
Not right either.

Her request for Mr. Da to assist in the filming of the special Chinese Valentine's Day issue was rejected by him, and Mr. Da also refused to accept the consultation fee on the grounds that "we will wait until it works."

Shinomiya bid farewell to the great teacher with mixed emotions.

Before leaving, she took another careful look at the four lucky members of the love counseling department.

Watching Shinomiya Yukina leave, Asama sighed inwardly.

There is absolutely no need to introduce Ogata to him.Ogata looked at him with a strange look. It was not the defensive hostility of Fusukawa's friend Shiina Emi, but a look as if he was seeing a wild beast.

Fortunately, Ogata didn't interrupt during the whole communication. Instead, Asama took the initiative to give her some suggestions for male-oriented characters that needed to be studied.

As for going to the girl's house on Wednesday and making short videos with the two girls, forget it.

Yes, July [-]th is Chinese Valentine's Day. Just like January [-]st, which celebrates the New Year, Japan also uses the Gregorian calendar to celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day.

"There are more and more clients in the Love Counseling Club who don't consult about love ~ Robert-kun, let's just change the name of the club. How about [SSSS Club]? Sophy Shimizu Suki Study in School The wise man who likes to study at school is the Shimizu Asama Club .”

This kind of club name named after its own strange title is simply a club name, right?By the way, those who like to use names as company names are generally Westerners, such as Disney, Wal-Mart, Ford Motor, Ogilvy Advertising, Yves Saint Laurent.
In East Asia, the more Westernized the industry, the more likely it is that companies will name their companies after Westerners.No one thinks that the founder of Chow Tai Fook is named Chow Tai Fook, right?

Asama gave the fun-loving Fusukawa a roll of his eyes.

Futami imitated Yuki Fukasawa's clapping movements, looked at Asama and smiled,
"If we were to rename the department, how about [Department of Wishes]? Anyone who comes here to find Shizui-kun will have their wishes come true."

No, Lord Daimyojin, you are the only one who can do such a thing [fulfill your wish].

"The name Xiaoyue is not bad either, 90 points~"

Asama glanced at Fusukawa calmly, really wanting to know how high he would rate your SSSSS department.

"Mr. Hero likes reading so much, so let's call it the [Cultural Research Department]? But, judging from the actual work of the department, it's not bad to call it the [School Rescue Team]."

Ichijo, your naming skills really need to be improved. Compared to those two names, I would rather call it Jidong Magic Sleeping Club.

Immortal River made a fist with one hand in front of his mouth, gently tapped his pink lips, then suddenly removed his fist and smiled,

"Our business scope is so wide, how about calling it [Fang Shiwu Department]?"

Seeing the unclear and stern expressions on the second sight, Asama shook his head.

There's a little more than what the All-Business Department can do, right?With a name like this, aren't you afraid that the people from the All Things House Department will bring an Inugami over to kick the gym?

In addition, it is precisely because it is called the Love Counseling Department that departments like the Bronze Tree Abnormal Human Mutual Aid Department and the Phantom Troupe Club that accept all kinds of work will not cause trouble to the Love Counseling Department.

As for why the service department is so targeted, Asama doesn't have the time or interest to know as long as it doesn't develop into a direct conflict.

Jiandao, who has refreshing short ear-length hair, said seriously.

"If we really want to change the name of the club based on actual activities, it would be better to call it [Word Healing Club]. What Jing Shui says has a healing power."

Unexpectedly, the other three girls nodded in agreement.

[Talk therapy] After losing all their hair, everyone became stronger, right?

"Hero, why don't we join forces and call it [Four Hands Talking Therapy Department]?"

Cthulhu-style therapy, right?Is the inspiration for the choral badminton club?

Ichijo Masumi once again contributed to the terrible club name.

"Forget it about Hebu and all that, don't put too much expectations on other people."

"The tradition of the Love Counseling Department is democracy. Let's go to Robert Jun's house and vote together to decide on the union."

Since when has tradition been defined by you, who is not yet an official member of the club?

Lunch break is over and the bell rings for afternoon classes.

Forget it, talk about it later.

The four of them returned to the classroom one after another. Asama, who was expressionless, was the last one to enter the classroom, but attracted the attention of all the students in Class A of the first year.

Just now, the four of them must have been doing something at noon, right?
The ice girl Futami Tsukiumi who is gradually glowing, the short-haired goddess Mai Majima who has been cursed by disappearing monsters, and the school's top vitality idol Fusukawa Rise. What kind of ecstasy soup were fed to them by Eiwa Ninja?
Could it be that he had some leverage?
Ying and Ninja have been dormant for months. Will they finally show their fangs this summer?
Horikita, who was sighing deeply next to Konoe's seat, saw that Asama had close personal relationships with half of the beautiful girls in Class A, which made him feel even more uncomfortable than his broken love.

He even bought the physical versions of the three books "How to Choose Growth Stocks", "Poor Charlie's Guide" and "The Smart Investor". He opened the contents and checked them carefully. There was not a single word in the book about love experience. , there are no investment methods for raising young girls, nor are there any secrets on how to become a harem king by borrowing money. The words "long-termism" are written crookedly on every page.Horikita couldn't sleep yesterday. After reading carefully for half the night, he finally saw the words between the words. There were two words written all over the book, which were "liar"!
Arima, Gokyoin, Ryuzaki, and Miwa have already acquiesced in the character design of Asama Shisui as a "popular person", and they also know that they are most likely late for the love counseling department that was held at noon.

Unlike most of the boys who look at Asama with admiration, the 20 girls' feelings about Asama are roughly divided into three groups at this time - they are grateful to Asama for making several beautiful girls in the class become schadenfreudes of fermented bean curd, and they are worried about the schadenfreude of Asama and the ninjas There are kind-hearted people who would harm Immortal River and Futami, as well as supporters of Chiyo Konoe who only hope that the fly Shizui Asama can change classes as soon as possible.

Asama was not interested in what others thought of him. Instead, he was curious about why Hinoki hadn't come to this math class yet?
The class monitor Yu Xingyuan said that the teacher was temporarily busy and would come over later so that everyone could study by themselves first.

Or he would be a full 50 minutes late and miss an entire class, which would be a better thing for most students in Class A this year.

Unfortunately, Hinoki still showed up 25 minutes before get out of class ended.

He didn't have any explanation for being late, but wrote a question on the blackboard.

"It happened to be raining today. Someone once said: 'Asking (discovering) a problem is often more important than solving a problem, because solving a problem may be just a matter of mathematical or experimental skills. And raising new questions, new The possibility of seeing old problems in a new light requires creative imagination and marks real progress in science.'

So, today I asked a question about rain. Assume that the rain cloud above my head is 6000 meters above the ground, 100 kilometers long and wide, and the precipitation is as high as 6 centimeters. This rain will not drop any raindrops. It is a one-time thing that condenses into a huge water ball with a diameter of more than 1 kilometer, and falls with an initial speed of zero.At the moment it touches the ground, what is the shape of the water polo, what is the color of the grass below, and what will happen to me if I get caught in the rain?
Konoe, Arima, you two come to the blackboard and answer this question. "

Upon hearing this, Arima walked straight to the podium and turned to look at Chiyo Konoe, who was still sitting motionless in his seat.

Does this mean, afternoon of war? (End of chapter)