Tokyo Wingman King

Asama and the others approached the classroom. Before they entered, they heard a noise coming from the classroom.

When Immortal River arrived, he was immediately pulled by 4-5 girls to the seat of modern art club member Rina Ivan in the first row of the second row.
"Rishi Rise! Did you hear that? The school was visited by aliens yesterday!!!"

"Why did I hear that plaster ghosts were causing trouble? Rishi, do you still remember the rumor that Medici in the art room would summon an army of the undead?"

"No, plaster has no hands or feet, so I can't draw. I guess it must be an evil spirit. There has been a rumor in the third grade that three people in Class B will die this year."

"Don't believe these rumors. Most of the seven unbelievable incidents in the school are made up. Someone must be deliberately playing a prank. According to the way mystery novels are written, the murderer is driving away irrelevant people with scary stories and preparing to commit crimes at night!"

"Well, it's also possible that the dean's wig fell off the school and he was so angry that he did these irrational things."

"Wait a minute! The school surveillance video proves that there is no one at the scene of the crime, and those strange things all appeared out of thin air!"

"Maybe it's the magnetic field?"

"The magnetic field ate up all the batteries in the 24-shift clock, right?"

"I read the discussion on

"The school forum also turned into a quarrel, especially among the third grade students. They said that the former location of Building C was a temporary burial pit for hundreds of people who were burned to death by incendiary bombs during the Tokyo bombing."

"No, some people say that the ghosts of three students who were persecuted to death by the All-Students Federation 70 years ago are seeking revenge on Yinghe."

"Yesterday was really evil. It was not only our school that had an accident yesterday, but also the Yoyogi Park Music Festival. While the fans were listening to music for 2 hours, everything in the camping area was gone. The Police Department conducted a search Everyone in the third class was crazy busy, and my dad didn’t come back all night last night.”

"I've also heard about this. The most outrageous thing is that the band on stage reported that their instruments couldn't be used, only to find that the power transmission cables had disappeared."

"By the way, is there any explanation for June 6? Satan's birthday?"

“撒旦是6月6日6时6秒6分出生的吧！”

The situation that everyone in Class A was talking about in the first year was something Asama had expected.In fact, the whole school was talking about the five bizarre incidents that happened one after another last night.

If it weren't for the time and physical constraints, Asama would have really wanted to work out 7 different tasks at that time to create [Eiwa's 7 Weird Tales].

After all, without the skill of dark vision, nothing can be done well without turning on the lights in the dark. The Plaster Legion can only move from the art classroom to the corridor at will, otherwise Asama might add some easter eggs.

The Yinghe school newspaper has not yet been published, and the student union's attention has also been drawn to five news items.

In Horikita's male high school gossip team, an inconspicuous fat man put on his glasses.

"If it is really a ghost, then he must be an animation nerd. I found that all these pranks can be compared with the animations I have watched."

Horikita patted Haizhai on the shoulder,

"Okay, everyone knows you're an anime nerd."

"Acheng, when I finish, no one is erasing the blackboard of Class B in the third year, because they also know the joke. If anyone erases the blackboard, they will travel to a different world."

After hearing this, Hanyu immediately rushed out of the door.

"You just wait, I will bring the elf princess back to you then."

"Did he go to Class B in the third year to clean the blackboard?"

"This guy doesn't really believe it, does he?"

“真要去异世界，在图书馆坐Two-dimensional电梯不就行了吗？密码我给你们背，4、2、6、2、10、5、10。”

Pochi jumped on Asama's table, revealing a pair of milky white tight legs. While listening to the gossip of the Immortal River Legion not far away, he tapped Asama's table legs with his shoes.

"Ah Shui, your school is so fun~!"

Asama, who was still wearing a mask in class, looked at Poch with the same eyes as a disobedient Samoyed, and whispered,
"Come down here. I'll let you sit in my seat. Don't be embarrassed outside."

"Oh…"

Although there are still many vacant seats in Class A this year, most of the owners of these seats choose to go directly to the competition area or the Class A seating area of ​​the stadium.But Asama still stood next to Porchi, holding "Existence and Time" and began to read it carefully.

"Ashui isn't interested in those strange stories that Immortal Sichuan-chan and the others were talking about just now?"

"If you think it's fun, why don't you come to Yinghe for another year to study in your senior year of high school?"

Pochi shook his head like a rattle,
"I don't want to! But if you can study with Ah Shui as a freshman in high school, that's fine~"

"No. If you want to be a freshman in high school, you can earn the 1300 million by yourself."

"It's so expensive! Is Yinghe's tuition so expensive?"

Neither Konoe nor Arima came to the classroom, but Sakuragi came and handed the keys to the two doors of Class A to Gogyin, reminding everyone to remember to take their belongings with them and lock the door after leaving the classroom.

The butterfly effect occurs.

Konoe and Arima were most likely summoned by the student union to have a meeting to deal with last night's bizarre incident and discuss safety issues. Even if there are no casualties, it will have a certain impact on Eiwa's image. Compared with education, the safety of their children is more important. Let the bigwigs in Tokyo worry.

The hot searches on X for the five major campus incidents have disappeared. It seems that Yinghe and the school have used money to calm things down.

Information cannot be found on other mainstream social media.

But in the forum, the photos that Asama asked Komaba to release continued to snowball the discussion.

Asama put away her phone with confidence and continued reading.

Porchi was dragged by Fusukawa to join the discussion on girls' topics. To Asama's surprise, Porchi could communicate with some fashion knowledge without any obstacles, such as the piles of socks launched by MIUMIU and KENZO last year.He is obviously a guy who doesn't know how to put on makeup, but it seems that Boqi has studied the popular magazines at home.

Er Jian was chatting in the Fukasawa team about Johnny's bankruptcy and reshuffle, and that many handsome independent artists had an uncertain future.Most girls said that as long as their brothers live well and do not withdraw from the circle, it will be fine.Then the topic gradually turned to Johnny's HOMO for some unknown reason.

No one cares about the tug-of-war later, right?

The list of 15 people for the tug-of-war has been announced. This time it is not computer big data distribution, but class group democratic voting.

All 12 boys are on the list, and no matter how you look at it, they are all bullied by the girls.

The remaining three girls' places were signed up on a voluntary basis, and then the names of Futami Tsukiumi, Fudugawa Rise, and Fukasawa Yuki appeared on the tug-of-war team list.

None of the heavyweight girls took action. Although Immortal Sichuan was very strong and could be called a strong girl, it was of no avail.

Tactics Master Yuxingyuan no longer invites people to form groups.

Asama rubbed his temples.If you can't win by lying down, do you have to lose by lying down?

8:50, 10 minutes left before the tug-of-war begins.

The class competition requires everyone to be present, and Arima and Konoe also rushed over from the student union.

Handsome men and beautiful women always attract attention. I really envy this person who can charm a large number of people without even using a smile.

The way Yuki Fukasawa smiles is obviously like someone who has practiced in front of the mirror thousands of times. Konoe and Arima really feel sorry for these hard-working people.

Porchi went to the stands, and in order to see Asama face to face, she went around to the west stand of the stadium.Futami naturally sat on the left side of Asama without hesitation, while Fusugawa sat behind Asama.

The scent of laurel came from the side, and it was a little lighter than before, with a hint of citrus. Futami seemed to have changed his perfume.

The fragrance of silver pine is also faintly coming from behind. Under the hot summer wind and scorching sun, this fragrance is like catching a fluttering butterfly out of thin air.

Asama had only been sitting in the sun for 5 minutes, and his body began to sweat. Seeing this, the girl next to him fanned Asama with her small hands.

Asama waved his hand to indicate that it didn't have to be like this, and sighed at the striped lawn of the football field that had been exposed to the sun and smelled like grass juice.

"What a troublesome sports festival."

"If it makes Shizui-kun shine, despite its thousand flaws, I can forgive it."

Is "The Moon and Sixpence" used in the second half of the sentence?How does my increased attention benefit you?Is the great god showing his broad mind?
"It's better not to forgive it. I don't want to become a KTV ball."

"[What most people become is not the person they want to be, but the person they have to be.] Jingshui-kun, because you are gold, you will shine sooner or later."

"Oh, are you talking about Maugham?"

Teacher Sakuragi suddenly sat next to Asama and joined the conversation.

A handsome young man, with thick hair and a gentle smile, he doesn't look like a class teacher at all, but it also makes people think that maybe this is what a class teacher should look like.

"No, it's about talking about English and the annoying sports festival. Even fishing is a kind of torture. By the way, does Sakuragi-sensei also hate the sports festival?"

Immortal River also joined the conversation.

"Hey~ Teacher Sakuragi hates sports? I can't tell."

"[Smiling at annoying people and things is a disgusting thing that an adult must learn.]"

“Isn’t Eton College advocating the spirit of sports competition?”

"Well, that's why prejudice is everywhere."

I understand, yellow people are discriminated against by white people and have a dark history in their study abroad career, so Sakuragi is against sports.

"With the teacher's physical fitness, it won't be difficult to win."

"Do you know the Eton Five? Wear gloves to play squash. I often get bruised and bruised in this event. Of course it's not because I'm not good at playing."

"There is also bullying on campus at Eton. Is it racial discrimination?"

"It's not about racial discrimination, it's about the lack of tolerance between the winners and the losers, the strong against the weak."

"Then the teacher thinks that Eton is better or Yinghe is better?"

"Eton is indeed better in cultivating self-discipline, diligence, self-confidence, aristocratic etiquette and interest skills. You can't imagine that in order to maintain the old-school aristocratic style, you have to walk 8 kilometers back and forth every day in a dress with a folder and the buttons on your collar. Don’t let any of them loose.”

Immortal River asked curiously,
"Is Eton that big?"

"It's not big, but you have to prepare a new courseware folder for each class, and then travel back and forth between various mysterious classrooms like a student at Hogwarts."

"So, Eton is better. Is this Mr. Sakuragi's answer?"

Erjian looked at the data on his phone and said,
"It should be so. It seems to be said on the Internet that Eton College ranks first in the world in terms of the ratio and number of celebrities and successful people graduated from it."

Asama shook her head,
"Since all the people who can get in are celebrities and successful people, the family's credit is greater than the school's credit."

"Asama-san is right. In fact, my answer is that Eiwa is better. Eton is to cultivate better upper class people, while Eiwa is to cultivate better people. Although Eiwa is lax, the students' There’s a natural light in your eyes, just like you, Asama.”

Am I not dead-eyed?How did you see the light?Reflections on my glasses?
Sakuragi continued,

"In the past, Eton's civilian special enrollment ratio was 2%, and now it is 1%. Yinghe's special enrollment ratio used to be 3%, and now it is 4.5%. Yinghe will not learn some languages ​​and skills that are not used in daily life for the sake of so-called nobility. , and will not shield and condone those with noble backgrounds, to the point of chilling the hearts of other students."

Immortal Chuan laughed,
"The teacher is talking about Prince Harry, right? Teacher Kashiwagi has told gossip about him at Eton~"

Sakuragi shook his head.

Qianjian also shook his head, wasn't there any protection?Doesn’t Konoe count?

In addition, I heard that Komaba said that you can get it if you pay a sponsorship fee of 1000 million?Isn’t this much more unprincipled than Eaton, which only recruits about 260 people a year?
But he agreed with Sakuragi's point of view that a school should be aimed at cultivating people, rather than allowing the continuation of the aristocratic framework order to become an occasion for early exchange of interests.

He doesn't know whether Eton is good because he doesn't have the money or qualifications to go to it, but Hideka Toyo, his current evaluation is strangely good.

If a Japanese person is used as a metaphor for the current education environment in Yinghe, perhaps Haruki Murakami can barely match it.

Murakami loves marathons, which means that Yinghe attaches great importance to sports;

Love to collect all kinds of T-shirts and useless things from all over the world, which represents Yinghe’s eclectic attitude towards culture;
He wrote "Listen to the Wind Sing" and "Norwegian Forest" to represent the fresh, natural, light and romantic, and somewhat pretentious youth life of the upper-class nobles of the British and bourgeois classes;

Writing "Underground" and "1Q84" represents Yinghe's values ​​of pursuing harmony, benevolence, justice, and opposing violence and power.

Although such a school is Japan's top aristocratic high school, it is not so lavish. On the contrary, when Asama was doing love counseling, he found that although most of the people he came into contact with were rich, they were not materialistic.

Asama, a person who constantly sells products, seems to be more materialistic than them.

At Yinghe College, the student union has a more prominent influence on students than the influence of teachers.

Here we have emerged from the "trash" of the Showa era, the "macho" of the Heisei era, and the "king of rolls" of the relaxed generation. The attributes of this third-year class as a "sports power" are also particularly obvious.

It can be said that Toyo Eiwa's previous student unions have always been contrary to the social trend. In the past 50 years, they have basically followed a left-leaning path, which is not consistent with Japan's social and political trends.

It is clear that every member of the school is a projection of the Japanese superstructure, but it goes in the opposite direction.

I really don’t know whether this contrast stems from the Japanese tradition of “downcoming the superior” or whether the ambition to improve society over the past 200 years is the true purpose of Toyo Hidewa education.

When I think about it, it turns out that so many people are doing the opposite, but the country has not become better.

Perhaps as the "DC User's Handbook" says, when they become the upper class, they focus on maintaining power.The butt determines the head. If certain resources cannot be mobilized, many reforms will be impossible.Or perhaps, they themselves have tasted the sweetness of neoliberalism and are no longer willing to use the knife on themselves.

In addition to the strange educational route, the attributes of the students are also strange.

In Asama's eyes, the senior students of the student union in recent years, while free and undisciplined, have a sense of responsibility for the world and the collective; while creating fairness and justice, there is no lack of encouragement for talents and dreams; they have extraordinary backgrounds but do not indulge in it. Enjoyment.

Obviously many people have the qualities that Asama admires, but after they officially become the elite of Japanese society, they are like pebbles thrown into the sea. After a moment of splashing, they disappear without a trace.

I don’t know what the situation is like at Dongda.

An environment without continuity can only create a temporary dream for those who are in it.

When the game time came, 15 people from Class A of the first year took to the field.

During an impromptu discussion with Gokyoin, Asama gave Class A three tricks. (End of chapter)