Tokyo Wingman King

The Immortal River detoured to the Modern Art Department first. When Asama walked into the Love Counseling Department, Futami had just come down from the fourth floor.

It seems that she just went to the four-hand piano department to say hello.

The sound of the piano came from upstairs, and Masumi Ichijo was playing Liszt's "Dream of Love".

The main melody was picked out by Masumi alone and turned into a soothing and cool river.Other notes are like blades sliding on the water, attached to the main melody and flowing with it.

Asama could hear a sadness mixed into the vivid and hot melody.

"Masumi-san is working hard too."

Futami naturally heard the sadness of the melody. At this moment, is Masumi recalling the love that failed her?

Futami did not tell Asama about Masumi Ichijo's failed love affair in junior high school. This is a secret between girls.

Unlike Majima, Ichijo Masumi was unprepared and regarded Futami Tsukiumi as the best person to confide in.

"This shouldn't be her sentimentality. She is acting as a frustrated person looking back on her love in her youth."

Asama believed that Ichijo's experience of being bullied in disguise increased her understanding of sentimentality, but the performance just now seemed more like it came out of the hands of a middle-aged man.

Asama turned on the lights and air conditioner.

Er Jian helped open the curtains and turned around and said,
"Masumi told me today that she received two more confession letters at noon, and also received several anonymous letters of insults and threats. Her bad reputation among first-year girls seems to be expanding."

"Yasaka-senpai hasn't replied to me yet. If the anonymous letter is just insulting, Ichijo can ignore it completely, but if the sender also sends some extreme things, you need to take action to nip it in the bud."

"That's what I told her. Well, Shizui-kun, let's talk to Masumi later."

Asama nodded.

The Acting Director and Acting Deputy Director of the Love Counseling Department briefly cleaned up the department and sat down to read.

When the two of them are alone together, the deputy minister usually makes tea for the minister.

Erjian chose an ancient tree Yunnan red. The thick leaves of a 300-year-old ancient tree in Yunnan gave the tea a rich and sweet flavor like candied fruit.

The temperature in the room hasn't completely dropped yet, but the color and aroma are enough to offset the heat of drinking hot tea in the middle of summer.

"Jingshui-kun, was your performance in art class today too dazzling?"

Asama looked at Futami Daimyojin. He thought that the only one who really enjoyed watching the lecture hall today was the girl in front of him.

"Yuehai, didn't you notice that at least 12 people yawned when I answered the question? If the person who answered the question is not noteworthy, then not many people will care about the answer he gave. So, answer the question seriously It will not affect my original intention of not wanting to be a high-profile person, which was also the case before when Kuroki and Hinoki asked me to speak."

"Jingshui-kun may have underestimated his own charm."

Futami picked up the tea to moisten his throat, looked at Asama with a slightly obsessed look, winked playfully, and said in a low voice on purpose,
"If this continues, I won't be able to defend myself."

Asama used the posture of drinking tea to avoid the look that seemed to be a Cupid's arrow with the sound effect of [Biu~Biu~Biu~], secretly sighing that he almost got hit by the arrow in the heart.

Futami Daimyojin seemed to be back on his feet again today.

But human feelings are like the tide caused by the moon. After the tide rises, it will eventually ebb.

How long will it take for this love from the second meeting to dissipate?

Asama looked at the floating clouds outside the window and sighed,
"[Getting rid of an illusion makes people wiser than discovering a truth]."

Futami naturally knew that the hallucination Asama was talking about was love, but she didn't take it seriously. She looked at Asama with her chin in her hands and said with a smile,
"I noticed that Shizui-kun's tone of voice is slightly lowered when he quotes famous quotes~ It's so cute~"

Boom boom boom!
"Excuse me! Great Teacher"

Miwa's voice came from outside the door, thank you, Miwa! ! !

"Please come in."

Ranked 120th in the grade of Yinghe Academy, Daisuke Miwa, a talented scholar from Class A of the first year and the goalkeeper of Dongda University, came as promised.

Futami stared at Miwa with a gentle smile, making Miwa feel a little chilly.

He sat across from Asama, took the initiative to refill Asama and Futami's black tea, poured himself another cup, and then said,
"Master, the air-conditioning here is a bit too high, haha."

Asama looked at the temperature display of the air conditioner - 27 degrees.

"You are so afraid of the cold at such a young age, so exercise is a must. How are your preparations for the sports festival, Miwa?"

"What else can I do? I'm just curious about how this big data is calculated. I won No. 1 in vault in kindergarten, so 11 years later I was asked to participate in [high jump], [vault] and [long jump]? It's outrageous."

Daisuke Miwa is also a high school student who doesn't like sports.

Therefore, even without investigating, we know that he must not be popular in elementary school.

"You can participate in no more than 3 individual sports and be content."

Daisuke Miwa then remembered that in addition to Arima and Ryuzaki, Asama Shisui's personal registrations had reached 6 items, and he couldn't help but laugh.

"But I also somewhat believe in the judgment of big data. If it weren't for the cruise line, I wouldn't have known that the great teacher who missed every physical education class had such good motor skills."

"Please stick to your last sentence [which is outrageous]."

"Haha, if you don't want to be in the limelight, wouldn't it be enough for O-teacher to take advantage of the sports festival? Controlling points should be easy for O-teacher."

You, who ranked 120th in the exam three times, have no right to say that I controlled my scores!

"You're wrong on this point. In order to live up to the hard work of the question maker, I gave my best in every exam and competition. Let's get down to business. Regarding the date, didn't you say that Maeda-san has already agreed? Something went wrong. Already?"

"No. There are still more than ten days before the date next week. I want to be more prepared, so I made a draft map like this. Teacher Da, please help me take a look."

Miwa took out an A2-size hand-drawn map of Tokyo from his schoolbag.

A restaurant frequented by wrestlers and comedians,
Wrestling venue and schedule,
There are more than 20 major theater groups, funny indexes, and a performance schedule for this year's talk shows, manga, and rakugo.
Queue time, flavor ratings, and popular recommendation of more than 40 milk tea shops.

With dense text and hand-drawn icons, it can be said to be the strongest dating map created around Maeda Anzu’s interests.

[I hope to fall in love with everything Maeda-san likes.In other words, I have fully felt their charm. ]
This sentence also has the right sense of presence on the map.

"Miwa, your art skills are very good."

"Compared to the great teacher who was favored by Mr. Sasaki, I'm still far behind."

"It was just a name call. Your statement is exaggerating."

"That's Sasaki. Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Miwa glanced at Futami, shrugged his shoulders and asked,
"Teacher, do you have any opinions?"

Asama moved the map closer to Futami, turned around and said,
"Yue Hai, what do you think?"

"Miwa-san is very attentive. If Maeda-san sees this, he will definitely feel very happy. With such a boy who always thinks about himself, it's hard for a girl not to be tempted. What do you think, Mr. Buchou?"

When Daisuke Miwa heard the praise from the class ice beauty Futami Tsukiumi, he couldn't help scratching his face shyly.

"Most of them are based on reviews on INS and articles on blog columns. After all, there are only a limited number of places where you can check in during cram school."

"This is amazing. There is nothing wrong with going too far when working hard for something you love."

Why do you smile at me when you praise Sanlun? The second meeting is the Great Ming Shen.

"What Tsukiumi said is right. [Sincerity is the ultimate skill], this can be fully reflected from this map. Because the map is very large, these blank spaces must also be made good use of. It is not only a A map is also a diary, do you know what it means?"

"Record the actual experience of two people dating on this map?"

"That's true, but be wary of a step-by-step date schedule."

Miwa took out his notebook, turned to one of the pages, and said thoughtfully, "Is it because it will violate the [Suspension Bridge Effect (Transition)] and [Intermittent Reinforcement] theories?"

"Well, you can't go on a date just for this map, but make good use of this map when you go on a date. Don't let the things you create control your behavior."

"understood."

The three of them chatted about the details of map optimization, added the logos of Maeda's two other hobbies, preset more than 2 love words that can be triggered on specific occasions and recorded on the map, and initially screened 20 suitable ones before the date ends. The gift given.

Three rounds of continuous writing and drawing, and from time to time I used mind maps to record Asama’s love theories.

A scholar ranked 120th in his grade, with good shorthand skills.

After filling 10 pages, he showed a happy expression of physical and mental peace, bowed respectfully, and left the love counseling department.

Asama put the envelope left by Miwa into the drawer and saw Futami Tsukiumi carefully sorting out today's love consultation content and entering it into the database through her mobile phone. She smiled with satisfaction and quickly put away the capitalist look at employees. .

But Er Jian didn’t think so. Instead, he smiled like a sunflower and asked,
"Does Mr. Buchou, who is not in love, also like to stare at girls?"

"I misunderstood. In my eyes, employees who don't chat while working are good employees."

Futami pouted and continued the input work.

As soon as the love counseling department fell silent, the sound of the piano from upstairs began to fill my ears.

Asama and Futami discussed several views of Schopenhauer's irrational philosophy - the four forms of the principle of sufficient reason, abstract representation, intuitive representation, representational world, etc. He found that Futami not only actually saw Uncle Benhua's doctoral thesis also covered books such as "The World as Will and Representation" and "Appendices and Addendums - The Wisdom of Life".

Among the girls he has been in contact with a lot, Fusugawa prefers to read novels with a spirit of resistance. Pochi has been focusing on reading novels with titles with the word "gold" recently. Shimajima's desk is basically full of psychology books recommended by him. book.They more or less have their own preferences.

Only Ermi Dai Mingshen is the girl who is most willing to give up her own hobbies and delve into ordinary content.

Seeing the great god sitting closer and closer, Asama closed her eyes and used Schopenhauer's words "A man can do what he wants, but he cannot have what he wants" to cool her down.

Futami Tsukiumi looked at Asama, shook his head and said,
"But, Jingshui-kun, no matter what you want, I feel like you can get it, and you can even easily let others get what they desire."

"I'm not that anti-human being."

"In my heart, Jingshui-kun is a being more powerful than God."

"I've never heard of such a weak god."

Asama cleaned the three rounds of unfinished teacups and placed them on the cup rack to dry.

But deep down in my heart I am thinking - you are God in my eyes, second sight.

Above all rationality, the existence beyond the world of appearance is constantly sending down heavy divine grace that is unique to one person.

Asama, who has always advertised himself as rational, could not really shake Asama Shisui after reading the works of masters of irrational philosophy such as Kierkegaard, Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, or the works of masters of deconstruction such as Foucault and Derrida. The position of [logocentrism].

Because the "Logos" in Heraclitus's mouth is infinitely close to the "Tao" that the Chinese people have been pursuing for thousands of years.

Pythagoras's "Number", Parmenides' "Existence", Plato's "Principle", Aristotle's "Metaphysics", and Wang Yangming's "Heart" are all inseparable from this central point.

The free gift of the second sight caused a loophole in Asama's inner rationality, or arrogance.

Who among those who are really capable is willing to admit that they are a softie?
But in this month, I have made countless utilitarian slaps in the face.

Therefore, the pressure that the second meeting puts on me is far more than love.

What feedback can I give her in exchange for the self-esteem of a person with the power of shadow?
The knock on the door rang again, and Masumi Ichijo came to visit the love counseling department.

Since Yasaka Rijujuro had not yet given a reply today, Asama and the other three could only study the anonymous insulting letters.

From the analysis of the choice of letter paper, wording, and handwriting of several letters, it can be judged with a high probability that the letters sent to Ichijo's shoe cabinet were girls who were jealous of Masumi Ichijo.Asama once heard similar comments from those girls in the bathroom.

But there was a letter that was completely different, a kraft envelope and white paper with no calendar, words made up of words cut out of newspapers and magazines.

[You do deserve to die.Misfortune is about to befall you.Since you are a bitch, you shouldn't pretend to be noble.Your stench and filth have long been known to everyone.Please, can you die as soon as possible. ]
Asama threw the letter into the trash can along with the others.

"It's all your fault to look at the people and things that consume you. Receiving a letter like this means that you are indeed very popular with boys."

Ichijo Masumi said depressedly,

"I really want to see your expression when you receive a bunch of curse letters."

"Do you have these dirty words on your Twitter, Instagram, or school forum accounts?"

"Never click on a private message. The words on social media are ten times dirtier than these letters. Besides, I rarely use these things anymore."

"pretty good."

Ichijo Masumi laughed,
"Don't you remember? Didn't you say [Don't waste time living in other people's lives]? In addition, I will continue to chase the beach with the lions."

“Catch the big fish as soon as possible ~ Santiago · Ichigo-san~”

Futami smiled and teased Ichijo Masumi.

She knew in the database what Asama had discussed with her about "The Courage to Be Disliked" and "The Old Man and the Sea". She also spent three hours watching "The Old Man and the Sea", so she naturally knew what the Lion Beach was about.

But if she knew that these conversations were not consultations on mobile phones, but discussions between a man and a woman alone in the same room, she would probably not be able to laugh.

Time flies, and it’s 4:45 in the blink of an eye.

Futami and Ichijou left the love counseling department together.

Asama's pressure began to subside, and she picked out the letters from the trash can and kept them as evidence.

If it hadn't been for one, maybe tonight would have been very emotional again.

Asama continued to flip through the "Course of General Linguistics" by Saussure, the father of modern linguistics.

Reading is like this, there are always new names popping out of the book one after another, telling you that there are more books to read.

If you read Foucault, you will understand Derrida and Chomsky, and if you understand the latter two, you will understand Saussure.

Although I have read many book reviews, I understand that this structuralist linguistics work has limitations in understanding symbols.

But if you don’t read it yourself, you can’t evaluate the quality of this book.

Somehow, reading this book feels like Westerners have extreme superstitions about pronunciation.

Asama read 40 pages, and the pronunciations of dragon roars in The Elder Scrolls Skyrim, such as [Fus Ro Dah] and [Joor Zah Frul], kept popping up in his mind.

Anyone who plays games knows that pronunciation and text are equally important, but Western philosophy treats text as an accessory to language.

Do not understand.

dong dong dong.

"Please come in."

The last client for love counseling has arrived today.

If nothing else, it will be the last one this week.

Looking at the girl with long hair, wearing false eyelashes, and raising the hem of the girls' school uniform by about 5cm, she looked at him with embarrassed eyes.

Asama was stunned and asked,

"Are you, Tomiya-kun?"

(End of this chapter)