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Chapter 316 Lady

To be honest, when Xu Chuan was a child, he never quite understood why the process after the ceremony was to send him to the bridal chamber. Is it a little early for the wedding in broad daylight?

Moreover, since he had been attending weddings in the early morning since he was a child, it was difficult for him to understand why a meal on TV could be eaten directly until the wedding night, and he was still eating.

Only when I grew up did I realize that it turned out that weddings used to be in the evening, and it was very reasonable to enter the bridal chamber at this time.

Since the evening ceremony between Xu Chuan and Lin Mengying was a "reality show", naturally the welcoming ceremony was held at dusk.

The reason for doing this is mainly due to historical factors.

It's definitely not because you can finish it at night so that you can enter the bridal chamber.

Yes, that's right, Xu Chuan is a serious person. He has never thought about the bridal chamber, let alone letting Lin Mengying wear a Tang Dynasty wedding dress and have a bridal chamber.

"Good boy, are you nervous? I'm already nervous." Bai Tianyu, who came to serve as Xu Chuan's best man, said in a house arranged as "Xu's house".

As he said that, he looked at his costume in the mirror, and his expression showed that he was very satisfied.

Historical records record that at the end of the Tang Dynasty, officials wore red official uniforms to welcome them personally. Jiangong uniforms were red official uniforms. The woman wears a green hairpin and a green dress, and a green leather belt and sandals.

Generally speaking, it is green clothing.

Therefore, there is also the saying of "Guys and Dolls".

Therefore, at this time, Xu Chuan was wearing a red Tang Dynasty official uniform and a black futou, and he really looked like that.

Seeing Bai Tianyu looking in the mirror, Xu Chuan couldn't help but look at him, and said while looking back: "Why are you nervous? You can just be responsible for the beating later. I will take care of the difficult work."

"Is it okay to be responsible for being beaten? In this case, let Li Fei get beaten, and I will read you a poem to encourage you to make up." Bai Tianyu immediately started shaking his head when he heard this.

As for Li Fei in his mouth, he is the leading actor in "The Beginning" and one of Xu Chuan's besties today.

"No need, I've memorized the makeup poem for several days. If I let you pretend, wouldn't my fucking memorization be in vain?" Xu Chuan said immediately after hearing this.

"Vulgar, extremely vulgar. We are all talented people of the Tang Dynasty. We should be magnanimous in our words. Do you understand magnanimity? Do you want me to demonstrate it to you?" When Bai Tianyu heard this, he began to write to Xu Chuan.

"There's no need to demonstrate. It's just right. Brother Yaliang, I want you to do me a favor. Go out and see if there are many people watching. Can we still move around later?"

"Brother, let's go out and take a look." Bai Tianyu rolled up his sleeves and walked out with square steps.

When I walked to the door and looked around, my dear, the door was surrounded by people dressed in various dynasties and different generations. Those unique wooden fences used to separate the routes could not be passed by the crowded people.

In this situation, Bai Tianyu thought that it was time for him to show off his talent as a Tang Dynasty talent.

So, he performed the Tang Dynasty cross-hand salute and said loudly to the crowd watching outside: "Dear fellow villagers, today is the big day for Mr. Bai's good friend, Mr. Xu of the Xu family. Please..."

Halfway through the words, I heard a burst of cheers from female fans.

"Shiro-kun, you are so handsome!!"

"Bai Lang-kun, can I ask for a picture of the calligraphy?"

These sounds made Bai Tianyu unable to continue the interrupted words.

Okay, okay, let's play like this, right? I used to shout "Tianyu, you are so handsome" and "Tianyu, sign your name for me". Today I changed the law, and my signature became a request for words.

Thinking of this, Bai Tianyu held back his laughter and waved his hands and said, "That's all, Bai is not good at calligraphy."

"Hahahahaha." As soon as these words came out, the crowd burst into laughter.

In addition, there were still many people holding up their mobile phones to broadcast live on various major platforms. When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they couldn't help but discuss it.

[No, is the scene so lively? 】

[I hate it, I’m just fucking outside and don’t have a ticket to get in]

[Why is it Dalang of the Xu family, not Sanlang? 】

[Sanlang is the elder brother, and there is no elder brother above Xu Chuan, so he must be Dalang]

[Da Lang is good, the name Da Lang is tough]

"Bai Langjun, when will the welcoming team set off?" someone else asked.

"I'll go at Youchu (5 p.m.)." Bai Tianyu seemed to enjoy this feeling. He didn't want to leave at the door. He stood there and started talking to the people at the door. The children chatted nonsense.

After chatting like this for a while, Ning Kaijun, who was also dressed in Tang Dynasty clothes, came out, bowed his hands to everyone and said: "Everyone, the auspicious time has come. We will go to Linzhai to marry the bride. Please come to me." convenient."

Ning Kaijun just finished speaking.

There was a narration played by the speakers in everyone's ears: "The "Notice of Death" says: In the south of Raozhou City, the Xu family has a big man.

I heard that the Lin family in the north of Youzhou City has an eldest daughter who possesses all four virtues and wishes to marry Gao Yuan of the Lin family. The Xu family has a letter of proposed intermarriage, and I would like to ask the matchmaker Ning family to deliver it to you. I dare to invite you with courtesy and wait for your blessing. "

The narration was also recorded by Ning Kaijun.

This is a "reality show" after all, and it's really difficult to expect real people to yell at fans to make way with their human voices. Therefore, some links were arranged with modern equipment to announce the progress of the ceremony.

For example, the "Death Letter" played on the stereo actually appeared in "Najib". The marriage certificates of the Tang Dynasty had a fixed format and could be used as a legal basis.

The narration sounded, people inside the room began to come out slowly, and some security personnel wearing special costumes also began to clear the place to allow the ceremony to proceed smoothly.

As the fans were cleared away in an orderly manner, the narration continued: ""Answers to the Dark Letter" says: In the north of Youzhou City, the Lin family has an eldest daughter. She is still married to Huaxin, and she has no husband and wife at the end of Kan Lize.

I heard that the Xu family in the south of Raozhou City has a big man, who has always been virtuous. He hopes to have a good marriage and is willing to support Gao Yuan. I would like to return to the marriage matchmaker Ning, but I dare not disrespect you. "

"Let's start, has it started?" A rather ceremonial opening made the audience excited, with mobile phones, cameras and other devices all raised.

What behavior is appropriate to the situation?

Stop making trouble, it would be nice if you could accompany me and write a few sentences.

It’s absolutely impossible to put down your phone. If you don’t record this and post it on Moments with trembling hands, wouldn’t you be in vain?

That is why this group of spectators dressed in ancient costumes holding up mobile phones became excited.

Xu Chuan went out. After he went out, he got on a group of maroon horses and the welcome officially began.

At the same time, in the house called "Lin House" on the other side, Du Wenyu said: "Teacher Lin... Oh no... Madam, the people welcomed by the Xu family have left."

"Big lady! Hee hee hee..." Lin Mengying couldn't help laughing when she heard this "big lady".

"Cough...cough cough cough, let's get into the action. The live broadcast equipment is being adjusted and it will start broadcasting soon." Fu Wanwan reminded softly. Not only was there live footage here, but Xu Chuan also arranged live broadcast personnel. From the moment he left the house, the whole process was live broadcast.

After Lin Mengying heard Fu Wanwan's words asking her to join the play, she deliberately said: "Oh, I know, I know, cough...then what, where is Tang~~Seng~~~?"

Should she say it or not, her tone was very much like the female monster in Journey to the West who wanted to catch Tang Monk to eat his flesh. Therefore, as soon as she finished speaking, a burst of suppressed laughter came from the scene.

Fu Wanwan couldn't hold back her laughter at this time, but she still said: "It's a joke. You are playing Aunt Lin, not the godmother of King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn. Where did you get Tang Monk from?"

"Hahahahahaha." The suppressed laughter just now broke out completely.

Lin Mengying watched them smile and couldn't help laughing.

While laughing, she recalled the memories of herself and Xu Chuan playing the role of female elf and Tang monk at certain specific moments.

Thinking of this, Lin Mengying couldn't help but pout. That guy surnamed Xu said that if you eat that, you can live forever. What a bullshit, you know how to play tricks on yourself!

On the other side, Xu Gouzi was on his way on horseback. His face was already numb from smiling, and he never put down his hands. Facing the congratulations all the way, he could only say "Thank you" all the way.

Just walking and walking like this, I finally reached the door of "Lin House".

Xu Chuan quickly moved his frozen face, then turned over and dismounted. Bai Tianyu, Li Fei and other groomsmen also dismounted, and each of them followed Xu Chuan inside with a wild goose in his arms. Holding a pair of wild geese as a gift is also called the "goose laying ceremony". The ancients believed that the movement of wild geese from south to north conforms to the yin and yang, and the fixed spouse is in accordance with the righteousness and etiquette. Therefore, using wild geese as a ritual symbolizes the harmony of yin and yang between a man and a woman, and also symbolizes the loyalty and single-mindedness of marriage.

Of course, it’s not that easy to get in and deliver gifts smoothly.

Xu Chuan had said before that Bai Tianyu would be responsible for the beatings and not worry about other things. This was not nonsense.

No, as soon as they entered the door, the women of the Lin family and the female guests came up with a soft foam stick wrapped in cloth.

Not many people hit Xu Chuan. After all, he was the leading actor in this "wedding show", so messing up his hair and makeup affected the effect.

But if you don’t fight, it will seem unreal.

Ever since, all the sticks were directed at Bai Tianyu.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't hit him. Bai is so handsome, and if he gets beaten, he won't... Hey, whoever spanked me, it's an insult to gentleness, it's simply an insult to gentleness.

No, don’t just target one person. Doesn’t the person next to you look good? "Tian Tianyu was beaten up and down.

The most important thing is that he is holding a wild goose in his arms. This place is not big and there are many people, so there is no place to hide.

This scene has been broadcast live with equipment that has been arranged in advance. The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing when they saw this.

[No, I’m laughing to death, Bai Tianyu was really beaten from one end of the room to the other]

[Hahahaha, no, why, why is there a part of getting beaten? 】

[This is called "subordinate son-in-law", which is to tell the groom that he is not allowed to bully the bride in the future. 】

[Is it the same as some places now like to beat the groom? 】

[It’s different, it’s the daughter-in-law who does it, and it’s done with a few gentle taps. What you are talking about are mostly men's heckles that are neither serious nor serious, and are not a concept at all. 】

Amidst the uproar from netizens and the audience, the three of them finally arrived outside the wedding room after being beaten, and just as they were knocking on the door, they opened it.

An older man dressed as a woman stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Mangjun, stay here, the lady is still dressing up."

This is also a polite remark. Lin Mengying cannot be still dressing up. The reason why this sentence is said is that the daughter is reluctant to let go of her parents and does not want to get married so soon, so she uses "the dowry is not completed" as an excuse to spend more time with her parents.

Therefore, Xu Chuan asked in a very cooperative manner: "When will the makeup be finished?"

As soon as Xu Chuan finished speaking, Ning Kaijun, who was next to him, suddenly smiled and said, "Mr. Lang, you might as well urge me, don't miss the good time."

The live broadcast has reached this point, and the knowledgeable person in the live broadcast room immediately posted a comment.

[It’s time to make up, hahaha, I don’t know how many poems the third brother has memorized]

[Good guy, you have to recite poems when you get married. Isn’t this embarrassing my brother Chuan? 】

[Memorizing poems is considered good, but in the Tang Dynasty you would call yourself a scholar, and you would have to write it yourself]

Netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing. Xu Chuan here was already standing at the door and taking a posture. He said: "It is rumored that the red powder will be adjusted under the candle, so don't make love in front of the mirror."

The meaning of these two poems is very simple, that is, I heard that the bride mixed rouge and pink under the candlelight, and dressed herself up as beautiful as spring in front of the mirror.

After saying this, Xu Chuan paused, walked back and forth, then walked to the door and said loudly: "There is no need to put makeup on your face, just keep your eyebrows ready for painting."

The meaning of these two sentences is that you don’t need to put all the makeup on your face, just leave your eyebrows and wait for me, the groom, to draw them for you.

After reading the poem, Bai Tianyu immediately shouted: "Bride, come out!"

When he shouted, the "extras" behind him also shouted together.

The viewers in the live broadcast room also began to follow suit.

At this time, in addition to those who were swiping the screen, there were also people who said directly, "Brothers, come and feel it, this is real, this is real, no wonder you all use your real name."

[One thing to say, indeed, the sense of substitution of real names is really good, it feels like watching Brother Chuan and Teacher Lin get married]

However, despite the audience shouting at the scene and in the live broadcast room for a long time, there was no movement in the room. Ning Kaijun smiled and said: "Lang Jun, can you urge me again?"

Xu Chuan nodded when he heard the words, then paced back and forth, and continued casually: "There is no need to apply pink and white on the green trees, because their own delicate flowers bloom. Spring is green, autumn is yellow, and winter is covered with snow, and the mountains and rivers remain with the forest."

Obviously, it is different from the previous poem by a Tang Dynasty poet. The current poem is a limerick written by Xu Chuan himself.

But it was this limerick that made Lin Mengying in the room instantly smile happily.

The meaning of this poem is very simple, that is, you don’t need to put on makeup, you are already beautiful. When we get older in the future and you look older, I will always love you.

Not only that, the poem also incorporates the names of Xu Chuan and Lin Mengying. Qiu Yicheng's name was even included.

Hills, hills, mountains are Qiu Yicheng.

With this makeup-inducing poem, Lin Mengying stopped delaying and winked at Fu Wanwan next to her.

Fu Wanwan came to her senses, and then opened the door amidst a new round of shouts of "Bride, come out" outside.

As soon as the door opened, Xu Chuan was immediately amazed by Fu Wanwan.

Good guy, he is really beautiful.

Bai Tianyu who was next to him immediately said to Li Fei: "Will the bride open the door by herself?"

"That's Teacher Lin's cousin. What's wrong with your eyes? You're not wearing glasses today?" Li Fei said, dumbfounded when he heard this.

Li Fei could tell the difference clearly, and naturally Xu Chuan could also tell the difference.

I saw him first bowing to Fu Wanwan and shouting: "Cousin."

Then he crossed the door and looked at Lin Mengying.

At this time, Lin Mengying was sitting on the cloud bed. Wearing a green long-sleeved dress, lined with plain gauze, and wearing a knee-covering, large belt, and leather belt. The shoes on her feet are also the same color as her clothes.

Wearing a flower hairpin on her head, her hair is covered with hair, and her temples are decorated with a number of gold and silver jewels. At the same time, following Tang etiquette, he held up a round fan to cover his face, which was called the Qing fan.

To be honest, even if he couldn't see his face, Xu Chuan was still intoxicated by Lin Mengying's beauty, and he couldn't hide the admiration and amazement in his eyes.

As soon as the audience in the live broadcast room saw this situation, they immediately launched a barrage.

[It's over, it's over. Third brother has fallen. He won't really change from Xu Laosan to Xu Xiaosan, right? 】

[I have no choice but to become a love rival with Mr. Cheng]

[The question is, what if he is shocked by Mr. Cheng’s beauty again tomorrow? 】

[What to do, if you ask me, Brother Chuan should just go after Lin Mengying’s cousin. Damn, she’s so beautiful. From the moment I opened the door, my eyes have been on her]

Amidst the discussion among the audience in the live broadcast room, Xu Chuan had already come to Lin Mengying, and then said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "Wife."

"What wife? It's a lady, no, it's a madam." Upon hearing this, Lin Mengying whispered through the fan.

Xu Chuan chuckled when he heard this, then took two steps back and folded his hands loudly and said loudly: "Chuan has admired the eldest lady for a long time, and now he has got his wish. If he marries the eldest lady as his wife, he will never leave her forever.

Good times are short, and I am afraid that I will miss the right moment. Madam, just follow the river and go home. "

(End of this chapter)