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Although Suri is still young at heart, he has already experienced a lot.

Growing up, he and the group of young guys of the same age could never play together.

Nowadays, the friends who often hang out with him are generally over 30 years old.

The requirements for male friends are relatively high.

You have to have an interesting personality and be able to talk to someone. Money and status don't really matter.

As for the girls who get along with him, Suri's requirements are more flexible.

It is obviously best to be around 20 years old. Girls at this age have simpler ideas and are more relaxed when getting along. Most of the time, they can just be busy with romance.

As for the mature and beautiful type, it’s not that I can’t consider it, but I haven’t found the right one yet.

Ever since my protracted divorce from my Oscar-winning actress wife.

His friend Ashton Kutcher has recently figured it out. He is gradually letting himself go and regaining the happiness that should belong to his age.

October 11th.

The crew of "The Walking Dead 2" took a temporary break due to set issues.

Ashton Kutcher invited Suri, Chris Pratt and Bradley Cooper to play Texas Hold'em poker at his house.

He drank and smoked cigars like he had done in the previous two years, and he even opened a bottle of 50-year-old Chivas Regal whiskey for this purpose.

For Suri, who doesn't like whiskey very much, the taste is still difficult to swallow, and it feels like drinking Chinese medicine.

But a glass of wine costs two to three thousand dollars, so he can still try it if he bites the bullet.

The difference today is that there is also a new "little partner" who has joined.

The other party is an actor who was temporarily called by Suri. His name is Jon Clare. He is 44 years old this year.

At this moment.

"Star-Lord" Chris Pratt asked while smoking a cigar:

"Ashton, the news said that you and Britney Spears had a passionate relationship, and they went on a yacht vacation together in the Bahamas. Are the photos true?"

Bradley Cooper, who got a good role on the set of "The Vampire Diaries" and has become famous recently, immediately asked:

"That's Britney Spears, the sweet goddess in many people's minds. I have to say congratulations to you. The feeling of falling in love with her must be wonderful, right?"

Ashton smiled and replied:
"I am indeed in a relationship with Britney, but I don't plan to make it public in the short term. All I can say is that it feels wonderful not to have to take care of three adolescent children at home. In the past, I may have had water in my head and almost forgot about a normal relationship. , exactly what it should look like.”

Unlike women who like to gossip about their boyfriends, Ashton didn't really want to talk about this topic. At this moment, he looked at Jon Clare, changed the topic and asked:
"I remember you, you acted in a movie called "The Condor" in the 90s, right?"

Jon Clare is a little excited, mainly because the three people who have joined Suri's small group have become popular recently.

But when he reached middle age, he almost left the acting circle. He never dreamed that he would be suddenly selected by Suri and get the opportunity to star in a TV series at this age.

"I have acted before, and I worked with Charlie Sheen at that time. I will work with him again this time, starring in a TV series called "Two and a Half Men." After saying this, Jon Cryer smiled at Suri He smiled to express his gratitude and then added:
"Actually, in 1994, I received an invitation from the crew of "Friends" to audition for the role of Chandler Bing. But I was acting in a play in England at the time, and by the time the tape was sent to the crew, the candidate had already been decided. "

It's always more interesting to see others suffer misfortune. "Star-Lord" Chris Pratt almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but he finally managed to hold it back and said comfortingly:
"I feel that the role of Chandler Bing was tailor-made for Matthew Perry. There are so many people auditioning, but they may not be selected. There is no need to regret too much."

"Yes, I also think that actor is more suitable than me..."

Taking a sip of whiskey, Suri told:
"Some people succeed earlier, and some people succeed later. Maybe it's not a bad thing to wait until you have the ability to control fame before you succeed."

"I remember Matthew Perry, who had a drug addiction problem, and he dated Julia Roberts when he was young. He was supposed to be very prosperous, but his life was not good."

"This time my "Two and a Half Men" project, if it is successfully filmed, will also have the opportunity to become a particularly popular sitcom. I hope it can make up for your regret, Mr. Claire..."

Jon Clare waved his hand and said:

"Just call me Jon. I have read the scripts of the first few episodes. The character settings are very interesting. Everyone knows that you are a genius in writing scripts. I am very confident in it."

Bradley Cooper and Suri have known each other for three or four years. They talked more casually and laughed while throwing chips:
"I heard that after Einstein's death, his brain was sliced ​​for research. I also want to know how Suri's head grew. Maybe I should find a Chinese wife, so at least I don't have to worry about my children's studies. It is said that Chinese children do not need to rest and study from morning to night.”

Su Rui said calmly:

"This is prejudice. If you can relax, who wouldn't want to enjoy life?"

"The United States has restricted the admission quota for Chinese Americans, and we have been treated unfairly when looking for jobs, forcing us to work harder and pay more just to stay on the same starting line."

"Sooner or later this country will come to an end. Too many talents have been wasted. One day you will pay the price for your contempt for us..."

He was telling the truth.

Everyone here thought that Suri was joking.

Ashton quipped:

"Looking at the whole world, who dares to look down on you now?"

"But I also understand why there are restrictions on Asians. You are so smart and very hardworking. Every time you want to buy something at night, there is only one Chinese-owned convenience store open 24 hours a day and providing door-to-door delivery service."

"If there is no limit on admission quotas, 70% of Asian students in the university will receive all scholarships, and the remaining 25% will be whites. Latinos and blacks combined will only account for 5%..."

Suri joked:
"I should record you and blackmail you for a large sum of money. This is considered racial discrimination. Even if it is true, I cannot say it out loud. So every time I review the script, I need to be careful, worried that that line will offend someone." Minorities."

"Star-Lord" Chris Pratt suddenly changed the topic and said:
"Talking about Chinese people, something suddenly occurred to me. Do you know that all the giant pandas in the world are rented from China? Except for the two pandas in Mexico, I saw a post on the Internet that their parents , were originally gifted to Mexico, and therefore these descendants remain the property of Mexico.”

"...What do you want to say?" Ashton asked speechlessly.

"Star-Lord" Chris Pratt sounded serious and added:
"I seem to have discovered a business opportunity. If I find a way to get these two pandas to give birth to more panda cubs, rich people may be willing to spend 1000 million US dollars to buy them and keep them as pets at home. Suri, we invest Let’s cooperate and set up a company to use cloning technology to copy pandas!”

Suri wasn't quite sure about this, so he looked at this guy sideways and said:

"Their parents are two pandas donated by China. Is there a possibility that... they are actually brothers and sisters?"

"..." (end of this chapter)