What to do when the devil's wife comes to the door

Chapter 80 Don't You Know Nothing

In fact, Su Ming also admired Prince Duan.

This guy is indeed charming, he can make so many lovers die for him without any hesitation.

But... everyone is sincere to him, yes, everyone is willing to die for him, the problem is... you have to survive, dead love is also love, but maybe Duan Zhengchun doesn't want to die To interpret the truth.

In short, he wants to live.

Her lovers...not necessarily.

Perhaps only after death can they be buried together.

If this period of Zhengchun really wants to solve the lover's problem, he still wants to live.

It's not that difficult.

Su Ming couldn't figure out what to do. Su Ming only knew that if this guy used his life as a bet, he would really die.

"Brother Duan, this matter needs a long-term discussion, let's talk about it in private, let's first talk about the injury of Master Yideng Duan Zhixing." Su Ming smiled, and whispered in Duan Zhengchun's ear: "Do you want to die? Those wives of yours are all lunatics, you use death as a threat to get them to compromise, that is just a dream, they will probably go to hell with you every minute!"

Duan Zhengchun was still excited at first, but when he heard Su Ming's words, his heart began to beat again: "Then what should I do?"

"It's none of my business, I don't know anything about women." Su Ming replied: "Besides, you invited me here, and you didn't say that you would solve your relationship problems for you. You just said that I would do it for you." Your Duan family's medical treatment, your personal feelings, have nothing to do with me."

"Brother Su, you can't just ignore death, we two have deep feelings, but a good brother who went to brothels together, you are Duan Zhengchun's best brother in his life, the only brother, you must help me! "Duan Zhengchun said.

Su Mingdao: "I didn't say I'd rather die than save, at least I'll take action on Master Yideng, but I'm sorry about your personal relationship...It's hard for an upright official to break up housework, I don't want to be entangled in your bad love history , I really want to help you, which of your wives will not run to my house every day or sue me every day if you have been wronged in the future, so that I can uphold justice?"

"What do you think it's worth running to my house every day? Those who know this are fine, but those who don't know think that your wife has some unclear relationship with me." Su Ming whispered.

Duan Zhengchun looked indifferent, it's not me who is in trouble, you are my brother, what's wrong with being wronged for me.

Unexpectedly, Su Ming continued: "It's okay, but if you come and go, I'm afraid they will compare me with you and find that you are worthless, and I am virtuous and virtuous. If they fall in love with me, they want to be with me..."

You know…

"The key is that your wives are all beautiful and beautiful. Do you think I can be trusted?"

When Duan Zhengchun heard this, he really should be on guard.

This Su Ming has a hand.

Is there such a problem in later generations? Speaking of marrying a beautiful, elegant, and approachable wife, what should be paid attention to? There are many experienced ones who give:

1. Friends and colleagues are not allowed to come to the house. 2. Don’t bring your boss to eat at home. 3. Don’t let her order takeaway at home and take out the trash.

4. Don’t let neighbors in. 5. If you have a younger brother, don’t let her stay at home alone. 6. When your father gets old, let him go back to the countryside. 7. Try not to travel frequently. 9. Don’t take her out to drink with friends. 10. Things in the house are broken Do it yourself, don't hire a repairman.

11 Don't let her take the bus, subway, tram, elevator, etc. 12 Don't let her be a nurse, teacher, or secretary. 13 Shopping, beauty treatment, massage, and going to the hospital must be done with her. 14 Don't owe anyone money. 15 Never get drunk at any time. 16. Remember to lock the door at night. 17 Don't tell her what difficulties you encounter.

18 It is best not to let her out of your sight, especially when there is another man. 19. Go out with her and don't go to the toilet.

20 Be careful of students, security guards, male cleaners, bosses, workers, fat people, fitness instructors, punks, beggars, homeless men, doctors, police, masseuses, old men [green hat] [green hat]
...

In fact, there are also precautions in ancient times. 1. Don’t let your wife have too many opportunities to interact with talented brothers. 2. When you practice, you must let your wife hide well. Don’t practice there by yourself. Your wife is also with friends. That practice. 3. If you sell cakes, remember to go home from time to time. 4. Never let your brother take care of your wife...

Cough cough, there is no water.

...

"You must save me, I am really desperate, at most you help me this time,"

"At most, when we have a chance to venture into the rivers and lakes in the future, I will take you to live in a brothel for a while. I treat you, I really treat you!" Duan Zhengchun said.

"And you, who do you think I am, Su Ming? Do you think I'm you? I'm very dedicated, okay, I'll go to that kind of place!" Su Ming looked indignant: "But seeing you are so talented Sincerity, then I will teach you a trick or two for free."

Duan Zhengchun's eyes sparkled in anticipation.

He had long wanted to learn Su Ming's martial arts.

"There are several tricks in total. The first trick...sincerity, sincerity is a nirvana. You are born with this. The second...fear, fear of your wife is also a nirvana. With this, your wife will Think you respect her, the third one... run away, maybe you can't run away?" Su Ming talked eloquently.

"It's not right to run away... It's too cowardly." Duan Zhengchun said.

"What do you know? Women are emotional animals, and they are very easy to get on top. Sometimes she doesn't want to do impulsive things, but she just can't control it. If you stand up to the limelight at this time, she can slap you to death." , the kind that you regret later, but if you run away first to avoid the sharp edge, and then talk to her after she calms down, many things can actually be resolved." Su Ming said.

Duan Zhengchun suddenly realized: "Listening to Jun's words is better than reading ten years of books, I understand."

Su Ming: "Children can be taught."

"anything else?"

"The fourth is to be able to coax, let me tell you a little bit, women are not playthings, they are individuals that need to be respected..."

"The fifth...resign to fate!"

Duan Zhengchun: "..."

"Because no matter what you do, it depends on what the woman thinks at the time. If she thinks it's okay, then it's okay. If she thinks it's okay, then it's okay."

Duan Zhengchun nodded, deeply agreeing, but also very puzzled: "Brother Su, what you said has benefited me a lot, but I don't understand. Didn't you just say that you don't understand anything? Now, how do you say it? You lied to me...you clearly understand."

You are clearly an encyclopedia.

Su Ming was speechless: ...

"Actually, I really don't understand anything. Well... let's just leave it at that." A certain person looked innocent and bewildered again.

Duan Zhengchun: "..."

"Ahem!" Just when Duan Zhengchun was about to say something, Dao Baifeng coughed loudly with a straight face, and said with displeased eyes: "What are you mumbling about? Do you think we don't exist? There are so many people here , Is there anything you can’t say out loud? You don’t even look at the occasion, but if you want to whisper so much, then I’ll arrange you to talk in the back room!”

"Duan Zhengchun, do you know how to treat guests? What do you think of Yu'er and Qiao Feng? See you whispering?"

Duan Zhengchun came back to his senses, his eyes moved, his expression changed, and he looked like a dog: "I'm sorry lady, I was wrong, what you said is right, I will change it, and I will listen to you from now on, okay?"

Dao Baifeng:? ? ?
She looked at Duan Zhengchun as if she saw a ghost.

Dao Baifeng had never seen Duan Zhengchun's humble and respectful attitude before.

In the past, with this guy's stubborn nature, if you wanted him to say he was wrong, it would be more difficult than going to heaven.

what now?

Is it sick?
This is just the first step in dog licking... In the future, Dao Baifeng will gradually find that her husband has changed, he has become considerate of himself, he has become very respectful (coaxing) people, and there are many things that make her very comfortable... Not as rough as before, only thinking about myself, the misunderstanding between the two has gradually been resolved, and it is gradually difficult to separate.

All of this started with a whisper between him and Su Ming today.

I don't know how many years later, Dao Baifeng also kept wondering what the two of them said today, Duan Zhengchun with a elm-headed head, unexpectedly became enlightened.

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(End of this chapter)