What to do when the devil's wife comes to the door

"Ding, warning! The love poem "Guan Guan Pheasant Dove" presented by the host made the heroine think you are too frivolous, and your favorability level is -1."

"Ding, warning! The cumin-flavored barbecue gift package carefully prepared by the host was judged by the heroine as junk food, which is harmful to spiritual practice. The queen thinks you are poisoning her, and her favorability level is -1."

"Point, warning! The mountain red flowers given by the host were rejected by the empress as being too childish, and the favorability of the empress was -1."

……

"warn!!!"

"The heroine's favorability towards the host drops to 11 points (the favorability between strangers is 20 points). If the favorability drops below 10 points, the host will be punished."

"Host, please quickly increase the favorability of the heroine!"

Listening to the irritating notification sound in his mind, Su Ming felt depressed. All that flashed through his mind at the moment was the name of a plant. That plant was called...

……

Daqian 583 years.

Kyoto.

night.

It was July.

The night breeze takes away the summer heat and brings a little coolness.

Many ladies who did not go out during the day for fear of getting sunburned also came out to get some air and enjoy the rare coolness in the day.

Daqian women pay great attention to skin care, and men in this world also have cold white skin aesthetics.

Excellent physical condition is a major condition for being able to marry into a noble family.

Not to mention vulgar, but if you want to make a class leap, especially in the Daqian Empire, which is similar to a feudal society, adding a good husband is the easiest way.

Everyone has pursuits, and in order to respect what they seek, no matter who they are, they must be prepared to sacrifice.

Of course, it is not only women who hope to enter a wealthy family, but also men.

A woman's capital is her appearance, and a man's capital is his talent and appearance.

There is a saying that goes well, in this world, you are either attracted by a man or by a woman.

Some talented people often write inscriptions and poems in restaurants, poetry gatherings, flower boats and other places, which is actually a way to show off their capital.

There is no denying that showing off knowledge is a way of taking shortcuts.

Maybe some big shot takes a fancy to me and gives me a hand, so that I can become famous and become famous through the ages, relying on my wealth of knowledge?

This situation is not unusual in Beijing.

Where is the capital city?
At the feet of the Son of Heaven!

A brick can hit several high-ranking officials.

In fact, there are many such adventures in history.

For example, the former Grand Master Wang Xun, Zuo Prime Minister Sima Yu, etc. all wrote a few random poems in the capital and were promoted by others. From then on, they skyrocketed to [-] miles.

Even if you are not favored by the princes and nobles, if you are favored by any young lady, it is still a noble matter.

Since ancient times, beautiful women have loved talented people. This situation has been more common in the history of Daqian, so everyone does not think there is anything wrong with eating soft rice.

To talk about eating soft rice, one person has to be mentioned.

A well-known figure throughout Daqian.

Su Ming.

This person is the ceiling of soft rice.

Because Su Ming's lover is the current Holy Emperor.

Three years ago, the empress revealed her identity as a woman, causing an uproar throughout the world. In addition, this 30-year-old woman wanted to openly look for a son-in-law within the empire in order to continue the empire's popularity, which shocked countless people.

Suddenly, celebrities and eldest sons from aristocratic families gathered in the capital, hoping to be favored by the empress. By then, not only themselves, but also the families behind them would take off.

And Su Ming, who was unknown, had no idea what kind of bad luck he had, to be chosen by the Empress.

Suddenly, Su Ming became the most resentful and envious object of men in the world.

That's the empress.

Now that you've become the man behind the empress, you still can't go on a rampage?

If you can take advantage of the situation to grasp two basic points and one center, you will definitely become a big shot in the annals of history.

Not to mention power.

Although the empress is already in her 30s, her appearance is said to be the second in Kyushu, and no one dares to say that she is the first.

As the most powerful monk in the empire, time has actually left very few traces on her face.

The empress's appearance was the kind that would bring disaster to the country and the people. When it came time to recruit a son-in-law, she only showed her face slightly, leaving countless men in a state of confusion.

At that moment, I don’t know how many men wanted to eat this bastard Su Ming alive! ! !

Why?
Why can't I be the empress's man if I am so handsome, so talented, so gifted in cultivation, and have such an awesome background? Why can you, Su Ming, do the same?

I don’t know how many men are upset about this.

It's been three years, and many talented people in Daqian still can't let go.

"Three years have passed, and I don't know how Su Ming is doing."

"It must be very comfortable."

“Think about it, the alluring empress is by your side, being intimate with you, covering you with a raincoat when it rains, covering you with a cotton-padded jacket when it’s cold, feeding you when you’re hungry, and pouring you tea when you’re thirsty, what a desirable life. "

"If I could experience Su Ming's life, even for one day, I would be willing to die now." Someone said regretfully.

Hearing the sour smell of envy and jealousy around him, Su Ming, who was walking among the crowd wearing a cloak, had a bitter look on his face.

"Envy? You are so envious!"

"Three years, three years! Do you know how I spent these three years?" Su felt aggrieved, but he could not reveal his feelings to others.

Everyone thought he lived a life like a god.

Fake life: While enjoying the glory and wealth, with a beautiful woman by your side, you are simply a winner in life.

Real life: Apart from basic necessities, food, housing and transportation, and raising him like a national first-level protected animal, he has no other entertainment programs.

As for the Empress?

In three years, I met the Empress only a handful of times.

Three years ago, he accidentally gained the favor of the Empress and became her husband. Su Ming happened to have awakened the love strategy system again. Is this inappropriate winner in life about to take off?
As a result, three years later, he cannot say that he has made a huge fortune, but he can only say that he has almost lost his pants at a loss.

The function of the love system is very simple. It binds a heroine. The higher the heroine's status, the higher the points she will get.

Please please the heroine, interact with the heroine, and gain the heroine's favorability points, you can redeem the products in the system mall, and you can also get rewards in stages.

The items in the system mall are all things that people in the world covet.

Su Ming bound the empress to be the heroine, and in terms of status, Daqian was undoubtedly the number one.

The points multiplier obtained is also a thousand times.

Su Ming was so happy that he earned one point from the empress, which was equivalent to earning a thousand points from an ordinary woman.

As for chasing girls, I learned countless tricks on Earth before traveling through time. If I want to use them on girls who have never seen the world in this feudal world, why don't I tease them to death?
Well, given the status and status of the empress, her taste must be different from that of ordinary people, but she is a time traveler after all. Using some tricks, even if she cannot capture the heart of the empress, it is okay to exchange for some favorability points, right?

Only later did Su Ming realize that he had oversimplified things.

As for the empress's difficult character, let alone herself, it would be useless even if Tong Jincheng, the ancestor of the scumbag, comes.

Capture the heart of the empress?Don't be ridiculous, even meeting to increase your favorability is a problem.

Send gifts remotely to create surprises?
Su also did it, but the empress' favorability dropped instead of increasing.

He very much doubted that the empress had chosen him as her husband just because she chose a random man to handle errands, rather than because of his appearance and talent.

In three years, Su Mingle had achieved half of his crazy goal.

He's crazy.

While he was shopping, Su Ming suddenly heard a beep in his mind. Apparently... the empress discovered the little tricks he was doing in private again.

"Ding…"

"The Empress discovered the drafts of love poems you often wrote, and thought that you just wanted to win her over with your love poems. The Empress was angry at your flattery... Favorability -1!"

"Ding... the empress discovered the draft guide you accidentally wrote on how to win the heart of the empress. The anger value is +3, and the favorability is -1..."

"The heroine's favorability towards the host is 9 points."

"Ding... It has been detected that the heroine's favorability towards the host has dropped to 9 or less than 10! According to the rules, the host will be punished!"

Su Ming complained helplessly: Come on... destroy it, lie down.

He's taken his life.

"Ding... we are punishing the host. The universal antidote pill that the host made a wish for is turned into an incurable poison pill +1, and the host gets the poison pill +1..."

Su Ming, who was waiting to be wiped out, was stunned: "???"

Ok?
Is this... the punishment of the system?

Are there any more?
This is too…

When other systems punish the host, aren't they all Kaka obliteration?Why is it different when I am here?Su Ming waited for a long time and did not wait for punishment such as erasure.

He discovered that the detoxification pill he had made a wish for had turned into poison, and he also received a poison directly.

"Punishment...is that simple? Then this punishment is great!" Su Ming's heart moved, and he seemed to have found a new way to get rich.

It seems much easier to anger the Empress than to please her.

There was no way around it. Mr. Su once wanted to be a positive, hard-working, and positive time traveler...but now...he chose to mess up.

The only thing that gave Su Ming a headache was that the punishment from the system was nothing...but how should he survive the anger from the empress?

...

I looked up at the sky...

It's getting late.

It’s time to ground down.

The time Su Ming can freely move around is limited every day, and his work and rest schedules are also strictly regulated.

Normally, when he leaves the palace, he must return before Hai hour. Because today is special and there is a lantern festival, he can stay for one more hour, but he must return to the palace before midnight.

Su Ming wanted to go back as usual... Suddenly he thought: "If I don't go back on time, will the empress' favorability decrease? Can I trigger the punishment mechanism again and get a round of rewards?"

After thinking for a moment, Su Ming decided not to do so.

He didn't know if the man would slap the empress to death on the spot because he stimulated the empress too hard all at once.

Let's go step by step.

"Sir, please..."

The secret guard escorted him back to the palace.

When they arrived at the palace gate, there was a white-faced and beardless eunuch who had been waiting for a long time. Seeing Su Ming come back, he ran up to him and saluted with a smile: "My lord, your majesty said, if Su Ming comes back, please go to your majesty's house." .”

"Would you like me to go to her place?" Su Ming had a bad thought in his mind: "Could it be that... my friendship with her is too low, so... she wants to be disadvantageous to herself?"

"Please, Mr. Su."

Su Ming was shocked.

He took off his cloak, put on his gold-rimmed white dragon robe, and followed the eunuch.

In Daqian, the harem was allowed to wear dragon robes, but the stipulation was only white, while the emperor wore a variety of clothes, the most common ones being yellow robes and red robes.

Not to mention, Su Ming has an extremely handsome face, with very clear facial features, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, a slender figure, and a white dragon robe, making him look more like a dragon or a phoenix among men.

With his appearance, he looks very respectable wherever he goes.

The only drawback is that Su Ming's lips are relatively thin and look a bit mean, which makes it difficult for people to feel safe and have a good impression...

That's it.

At first glance, he looks like a scumbag.

I followed the eunuch through countless corridors and palace doors, and missed countless lights around me.

Finally, they stopped in front of a glorious hall.

Hall of Mental Cultivation.

"My lord, please wait a moment. I'll let you know." The old eunuch greeted with a smile, then turned around and walked towards the main hall with his head bowed.

He straightened his clothes in front of the door and knelt down: "Your Majesty, Mr. Su is here."

After a few seconds.

A pleasant, indifferent voice came from inside, the voice of someone in a high position.

"Ah."

"Noble Xuansu, please come in."

That was the voice of the empress.

The old eunuch turned around and said, "My dear Su, please."

Su Ming's heart was pounding.

It's so late, why did the empress ask her to come?
It's definitely not the kind of thing between a couple...

After all, the empress's opinion of him was so low, she would be lucky if she didn't kill him.

The atmosphere was depressing.

"call…"

Su Mingchang took a breath and pushed the door open.

Enter the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

A beautiful woman, wearing a bright red dragon robe, was sitting on a chair reading a book.

Her appearance is extraordinary, her autumn water is like sacred jade and her bones are like bones. She lowers her eyebrows and lowers her head, which can make people fascinated.

Her figure is also impeccable, and even the large dragon robe can't cover her pride. It can be said that she looks like a ridge from the side and a peak from the side, with different heights from far to near.

The empress looked beautiful, but she was definitely not as beautiful as a weak woman. There was a sense of oppression about her, which came from the superior, the emperor.

A cold face, like an expression, can make the world bleed.

"I have met your Majesty." Su Ming bowed and held his hands.

As a man behind the empress, you don't need to kneel down, you just need to bow appropriately. This is the rule in the palace. Being too humble... will also make the empress lose face.

The empress glanced at Su Ming, put down the book, and then...

Actually laughed.

Smiling like the spring breeze... smiling like a white willow in spring.

He said calmly: "Su Guiren, how was your visit to the lantern festival this time? Are you still happy?"

Very kind and gentle.

There is no murderous intent, and no sense of oppression.

If Su Ming hadn't clearly seen the 9-point intimacy level on the system, he would have really thought that the empress's expression meant she had a good impression of him.

The empress is the empress, her joy and anger are invisible.

Even though he hates himself so much, he can still act so friendly.

No wonder they say that the power of the Holy Spirit is unpredictable, and some people die without knowing how.

"Back to Your Majesty, in fact, this lantern festival is not interesting. It is just vulgar scenes of talents and beauties throwing olive branches to each other. What surprises me more is that the magpie bridge fairy, the lady who sells jelly, has improved her skills a lot compared to last year. "Su Ming said.

The Empress nodded.

In fact, before he arrived at the palace, someone had already given the detailed itinerary to the empress about everything about Su Ming.

"By the way, Your Majesty, what's the matter with summoning ministers here at such a late hour?"

"It's nothing important. I just haven't seen Aiqing for a long time. I want to meet Aiqing and communicate with each other. After all, you are still my husband no matter what I say. Relationships need communication to progress. You see...this meeting, I feel My good impression of you has increased a little." The empress smiled slightly.

He seemed very satisfied with today's meeting.

Su Ming's mouth twitched without trace...

Because just now, his favorability with the empress dropped by another point...

"Ding...the empress felt disgusted when she saw you in person, and her favorability level was -1..."

Is this what you call increasing your goodwill?

i believe you idiot...

If we weren’t systematic, we might have been deceived by your smile and attitude.

"Your Majesty is right." Su Ming did not expose it and cooperated with the performance.

"Of course, besides wanting to meet Su Guiren, there is one more thing you need to do."

really…

How could it be possible just to see me?
"Tomorrow, envoys from other countries will come to our court to discuss territorial disputes. I have thought about it and decided that it is most appropriate to send you there. As my husband, you are of sufficient importance, so please go there for me." The empress said.

This matter is actually very embarrassing. It would be disrespectful to send a young official there. If the empress herself came forward in person, it would be a bit pricey, so Su Ming is the best candidate.

"Your Majesty...it's not that I don't want to go, but I don't understand anything. If I go there, it would be rude, and it might damage the face of the Daqian Empire." Su Ming told the truth.

Could this empress want to kill herself over this matter?

If she were in the harem, no matter how angry she was, she would not be able to kill her because she didn't like her. But if she went to negotiate with envoys from other countries and there were any mistakes in the negotiations, then she could be executed openly.

"Don't worry...you don't need to do anything, you just need to show up, and the rest...Master Xu will take care of everything," the empress said.

It turns out it’s a mascot, so that’s fine.

Of course, you are not completely blameless. If you fail to control yourself and make a fool of yourself, you may be kicked off.

……

... (end of this chapter)