lady, please calm down

Chapter 41

Breeze, cicadas chirping.

Afternoon sunlight shines through thousands of green willow branches, casting mottled spots on the two girls.

"That night, my officials only slept in your boudoir for one night?"

"Well, I won't lie to you. If I lie to you, I will teach my family to become a rascal."

"So, it's Mrs. Cai San who deliberately soiled the clothes of my family's officials?"

"My family didn't say that San Niangzi did it on purpose. Also, you must not tell others, or San Niangzi will never forgive me."

Because of talking about private matters, Maoer and Yunong had already sat side by side on the bluestone, whispering head to head.

"If it wasn't for Qin's mother to help me cover it up, even Cui Yuan wouldn't know about it."

Yunong is a small talker, and he can talk endlessly, from San Niangzi to Qin's mother, and from Qin's mother to Cuiyuan, and even Zhang Bo, who drove the carriage, fell asleep when he came, and almost drove the carriage into the ditch. Come out and say something.
Occasionally giggle twice.

After learning that Chen Chu hadn't done anything the night before, Mao'er had already lost his mind.

Being able to be raised by Caiwei Pavilion as the top brand, Yunong is naturally not bad in length, and she is also taller than Maoer.

Over there, Yunong was still talking about a raccoon cat that ran into Ningyu Pavilion a few days ago, and she wanted to keep it, but Mother Qin didn't allow it.
Here, Mao'er secretly glanced at Yunong's chest, and then looked down at himself.

Hey, it's even worse
Moreover, Yunong has also read books and learned about etiquette, and even when she saluted just now, her figure was as good-looking as a fine willow.

In addition, when she talked about Chen Chu just now, she took a mouthful of 'Master', which gave Maoer a sense of crisis.
"Aunt Li from the kitchen often secretly brought food home. Once I went to the kitchen to steal some food, and when I bumped into it, Aunt Li stuffed me with a roasted chicken leg. She wanted to shut my mouth. , don’t let me say it. I’m also very trustworthy, and I’ve never told anyone else, giggling.”

Yunong was talking, and accidentally glanced at Mao'er, only to find that she was staring at her chest in a daze
So, the chatterbox stopped, then quietly tensed his back and puffed up his chest.

Although the movement range is small, the cat still noticed Yunong's small movements.

Subconsciously glanced at Yunong, the two looked at each other, and then turned their faces away.

Then, the cat slowly puffed up its chest.

Although it is not comparable, it is never Mao'er's style to directly admit defeat.

What's so amazing, my family officials said, big breasts and no brains!This Yu Nong doesn't look very smart at first glance, she talks about everything.

The officer was right!
For a while, both of them fell silent.

Only the warm summer wind passing through the world is still carelessly teasing the two girls' black hair and clothes.
"you"

"you"

No, the next moment the two of them spoke at the same time.

"You speak first."

"You talk first."

"Hmm~"

The cat hesitated for a moment, then said, "Can you teach me how to salute?"

"Hey! I thought you were going to say something, come here, I'll teach you."

Yu Nong couldn't help saying that she pulled the cat to stand still under the shade of the tree, first made a demonstration by herself, and then said: "This is a bow salute. When a woman salutes, her right hand presses her left hand, raises her hand to her eyebrows, and then bows. You need to pay attention to hiding your hands." It's in the sleeves and can't be exposed."

Maoer tried to imitate Yunong's appearance.

"Hands are like this." Yunong went straight to help Mao'er correct her hand posture.

Under the one-on-one guidance, Mao'er did well.

"This salute is made when meeting elders or nobles. If you meet your peers, this is the salute." Yu Nong made another demonstration, which was a little more concise than the formal salute just now.

"Is there any difference in saluting?" The cat, who was completely ignorant of this knowledge, turned into a curious baby.

"That's natural!" Yu Nong continued to popularize science: "In addition to saluting, there are also salutations, and there are also two types of salutations. In addition, the daughter's house has a standing capacity when standing, and a sitting capacity when sitting down." .”

"There are so many rules in my daughter's house, how can I remember them all?" Mao'er grimaced.

"It's hard work. Look at the ladies of those big families, who doesn't understand these etiquettes? Besides, they need to be literate and good at arithmetic. Otherwise, they can't understand the accounts of the family, and they can't understand the geometry of money and food. How can they run a house? Then you will become a confused lady and be laughed at by others."

After being a teacher for a while, Yu Nong became a little addicted, so she taught the cat with a straight face.

Mao'er was about to ask Yunong if she understood arithmetic, but saw a red figure walking slowly behind the forest.

The cat immediately frowned, staring viciously at Cai Wei who was getting closer and closer with a sullen little face.

Sensing that something was wrong with the cat, Yu Nong also turned her head. After seeing the person coming, she quickly put away her "good teacher" appearance, bowed her head and stood still.

Contrary to Mao'er's reaction, Yu Nong is like a kitten that has been pinched by someone at the back of the neck and lifted up, not daring to breathe.

Cai Wei walked up and saw the cat was angry, so she couldn't help but wink and smiled, "What's wrong with Mrs. Chen? What made you angry?"

I laughed like I ate a fart.

The cat saw it, and the angrier she got, the happier Cai San was.

So, the sullen cat suddenly imitated her appearance, pursed her lips and said with a smile: "A cauliflower snake crawled past my feet just now, and it scared me. I hate this kind of poison the most."

After saying that, without waiting for Cai San to reply, Mao'er quickly walked out of the forest.

Yunong quietly raised her head, looking at the cat who left gracefully, her eyes were full of adoring little stars.

God, she dared to talk to San Niangzi like this, it's amazing!
'Paji~'

"Ouch~"

Yu Nong, who secretly felt refreshed, felt a pain in her buttocks, and hurriedly turned her head.

Seeing that Cai San was hitting her butt with a folding fan, Yunong subconsciously jumped away.

"How dare you hide!"

As soon as Cai Hua opened her mouth, Yunong stood still and didn't dare to move. Cai Wei walked forward slowly, and slapped the fan again on Xiao Qiao's buttocks.

Yunong rubbed her butt like a doormat, and looked at Cai Hua with aggrieved eyes, not understanding why she had offended this devil again.

In the afternoon, several people returned to the mountain.

After returning, Chen Chu got into the hut where no one lived, and while his memory was clear, he wrote down the general situation of Luliuxu that he had learned today.

These include hydrology, geography, soils, crops, and population age and sex distribution.

The above are just general records, and more time and in-depth investigation are needed to obtain more comprehensive and accurate data.

It was almost nine o'clock at night when I finished writing this brief "Investigation of Luliuxu".

Chen Chu got up and walked to another shack.

He knows today's business is not over
Next door was a lady who was waiting to settle accounts with him.

Push the door in.

There are still lights in the shack, and food left on the wooden table, which was turned upside down in a bowl.

The cat and the tiger on the bed closed their eyes and breathed evenly.

'Already asleep? '

He imagined several scenarios, but he didn't expect the cat to fall asleep quietly.

Chen Chu scratched his head, a little confused about the situation.

The enemy doesn't move, I don't move!
I sleep too.

After simply digging a few mouthfuls of rice, Chen Chu undressed, turned on the lamp, and lay down.

But then, the cat sleeping on the inside of the bed turned over
After a few breaths, he turned over again.

After a while, do it again.
This is the cat telling Chen Chu that I am not asleep!don't you say something?
Chen Chu, who received the signal, was pretending to be dead.

So, the cat turned over more and more, until the bed board began to creak.

Seeing that Hutou was about to be woken up, the cat stopped.

But it only stabilized for a moment, and Mao'er, who was becoming more and more familiar with crossing the tiger's head, directly arched over and fell into Chen Chu's arms.

Alas?
"The officials won't take the initiative to talk to the cat, let the cat have a step down?" The cat lay on Chen Chu's chest and moaned.

The style is wrong!
Shouldn't you question and get angry?Why do you seem to be admitting your mistake!
"What did Yu Nong talk to you about?" Chen Chu guessed that the problem must have come from the conversation between the two of them.

"She told me everything, and I still know." Mao'er remembered Yunong's every move, and changed his words: "Nununu still knows, it's all the fault of the cauliflower snake!"

Nunu
For a moment, Chen Chu thought it was Yu Nong who was humming and acting coquettish in his arms.

"Speak well!" Chen Chu raised his hand and slapped Mao'er's ass.

Now it's fair.

On the road of being spanked, how could Yu Nong walk alone!
"Miss Yunong can call herself like that, why can't cats!"

"Next time she calls herself that, how about I spank her too?"

"No!" After the slightly forceful words came out, Mao'er fell silent again, and then whispered after a while: "Officer, is Mao'er very domineering?"

"No."

"Miss Yu Nong said I was too domineering."

"She's a little confused, what do you know? She's here to teach others."

Hearing the intimacy towards Yunong in the official's words, Mao'er wrinkled his little nose dissatisfied in the dark, but didn't say anything, but said in a coquettish waxy voice: "Officer, teach the cat to read OK?"

"Why did you suddenly think of this?"

In fact, Chen Chuben intended to take advantage of the slack in winter to hold a literacy class.

Everyone is illiterate, and they will not be able to do all kinds of work in the future, but he is curious why the cat suddenly brought it up by himself.

"Yunong said that if a good lady can read and write, she must also be able to do arithmetic, so that she can help the officials to share the chores in the rear house."

"Yunong said, Yunong said, it seems that you two get along well today?"

"She's not annoying, much better than the cauliflower snake!"

(End of this chapter)