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Chapter 275 National Teacher Development Plan
The second day of November.

Chen Chu took a rare three-day break after his wedding and returned to duty on the same day.

"With your husband here, I can steal a few days of leisure."

Even after being absent for a few days, Chen Chuzhi's room was still well organized, with various documents and books arranged in order of priority on the desk.

All of this is naturally the result of Chen Jing'an who came back from Shouzhou.

But when talking about this, Chen Jing'an said tiredly: "Yuanzhang should hurry up and recruit another recorder."

Also, now he has to deal with the daily official documents of the Stay-behind Department, as well as the work of secretly contacting people from the Southern Dynasties.

After Tang Jing'an took office in Lu'an County, Shouzhou, he even took on the role of Secretary Chen Chu.

"Hey, I'll do it as soon as possible."

Tang Jing'an's original record-keeping rank with the army was not high, but it was a confidential position. He could have access to the core information of the left-behind department at any time. He needed a talented and absolutely trustworthy person, and for a moment he couldn't think of anyone who would be suitable.

In the morning, Chen Chu received a secret report from the military command, saying that Xiao Zhongxian, the leader of the Khitan caravan from the Kingdom of Jin, suffered from dysentery after entering the city because he was not accustomed to the acclimatization and climate. After working as a Splatoon for a few days, he was already dying.

Did this guy come all the way here just to die in Caizhou?
What a damn bad luck. Chen Chu complained, and then looked through other secret reports.

For a moment, he suddenly lost his mind. After pondering for a full quarter of an hour, he called He Bei and asked him to bring an acquaintance from the Jinyisuo dungeon.

When Chen Chu saw the visitor, he almost didn't recognize him.
The originally elegant Taoist Master Taixu's beautiful beard has become stuck into strands, and his face has high cheekbones due to his sudden weight loss.

Huang Xiaoming simply turned into Huang Bo.

When Taixu saw Chen Chu, he was obviously much more excited. He knelt down with a bang and cried, "Master Chen, what Pindao and Qinglian Temple's ruthless master Taixiu did was to harmonize Yin and Yang, and to learn from the essence of Buddhism and Taoism." What a wonderful method! The two of us have studied hard just to understand the world's great roads and guide the lost sheep. It is not something that ordinary people think is just a casual thing. You, sir, have sharp eyes like a torch and are born with spiritual roots, so you can definitely understand the painstaking efforts of the two of us."

Hey, after being imprisoned for three months, and his mother is so good at deceiving him, it is obviously not useless.

The man was caught on the bed in Qinglian Temple's Zen room.

At that time, everything that was supposed to happen had already happened, so there seemed to be no problem if I insisted on absorbing the essence.

Therefore, to this day, Taixu still thinks that he was caught because of his indiscriminate relationship between men and women. He never expected that it was because of the Zhao family's Jirang incident.

Chen Chu didn't point it out and just smiled and said: "Taoist Master Taixu, do you know that you are such a little lover?" Then he thought about it and realized that the master was already in his 30s. It was inappropriate to describe him as a 'little lover', so he changed his mind. Said: "Your old lover is pregnant."

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Taixu had a look of injustice on his face since he came in. He suddenly raised his head and looked at Chen Chu with disbelief.

Until Chen Chu nodded to him with a smile and confirmed again that the matter was true, Taixu's body suddenly softened and he slumped to the ground, staring at the ground without saying a word.

Chen Chu was not in a hurry. He picked up the tea cup and took a sip slowly. Then he softly hummed the most popular ditty in Caizhou City in the past two days, "Wait a thousand years, wait a minute. Who is in the ear, saying , love me will never change”

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The eldest son standing next to him trembled for no reason. Brother Chu did the same. He was already a big official, but he still made love all day long. He was so embarrassed.
After a full quarter of an hour, the lost Taixu murmured: "Sir, can I allow this poor Taoist to see his master?"

"Hey, speaking of it, this master's wife has a deep love for you." Chen Chu did not answer Taixu's request, but shook his head and sighed: "When I caught you, she wanted to protect you to escape with all her life. Then she entered In prison, I still try my best to cover it up for you, but I have taken over the stigma myself. Hey! Asking what love is in this world, it tells you that life and death are mutual commitments."

"grown ups!"

These words actually made Taixu excited. He shivered and got up and knelt down, kowtowing like he was pounding garlic. "Sir, please let Pindao see his teacher! This matter is all caused by Pindao. Don't do anything to her. Please spare the lives of mother and son."

"Speaking of which, the two of you messing around in a pure place of Buddhism are indeed offensive! According to the law, you can be killed with a cane."

Chen Chu sighed with regret, and just when Taixu was in despair, he heard Chen Chu say: "But, I have never made things difficult for lovers in the world, and the Taoist priest doesn't want Master Tai to die violently, right?"

"Uh"

The 180-degree turn in Chen Chu's two sentences made Taixu unable to react for a moment.

"Your master's wife is being raised in a village outside the city. Mother and son are safe. If you do something for me, I will not only accomplish your good deeds, but also give you some treasures."

Chen Chu suddenly changed his face to a kind face and said in a seductive voice.

Taixu almost blurted out the word 'good', but his alert temper still allowed him to hold back and remain silent.

Just kidding, this is the local emperor in Huaibei. He can't even handle something. Can it be something easy to deal with?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Chen Chu wasn't annoyed. Instead, he smiled and took out an object from his bag.

Immediately there was a slight 'click' sound in the hall, and Taixu, who was hesitating, looked over.

However, a flame lit up in Chen Chu's casually clenched fist.

Before Taixu could take a closer look, he loosened his thumb and the flames immediately went out.

As if playing a game, Chen Chu pressed his thumb down again, and another 'click~' was heard, and flames were born out of thin air.
At this time, not only Taixu was dumbfounded, but also the eldest son and Mao Dan and Baoxi in the hall were dumbfounded.

"Baoxi! I just said that my boss is an immortal, now you believe it!" Mao Dan said excitedly, staring at the flames that were flickering out.

'Click~'

'Click~'

There were constant crisp sounds in the hall. Taixu's eyes widened and he subconsciously asked: "What is this!"

"Haha, this thing is called the Three Flavors Palm Fire." Chen Chu smiled slightly and spread his palms.

But he saw a slender green fairy weapon two to three inches long lying in the palm of his hand.
Afterwards, Chen Chu smiled enigmatically and said, "Do you want the Taoist Master to make fire, the three-flavored palm fire celestial weapon?"

"Think!" Taoists have always been obsessed with all kinds of magic weapons. If they can get the three magic weapons in the palm of their hands that can make fire out of thin air, how many good men and women can they attract in the future?
"I can give it to you"

After saying that, Chen Chu walked down, walked to Taixu's side, helped the latter up, and casually put the three palm fires into Taixu's hands.

Taixu hurriedly came to his face to take a closer look. Before he could understand how to use this magical weapon, he saw Chen Chu taking out some other objects, "In addition to the fire in the palm, I will also give you two Nine Heavenly Mysteries."

Taixu was shocked one after another. Before he could digest the shock caused by the fire in his palm, there were two more small paintings with transparent jade shells embedded in his hand.

The woman in the painting is as lifelike as a real person. Even the best painter in the world cannot paint her so realistically.

His posture was attractive, his clothes were so thin that they were negligible, and he looked so weak that his breathing became rapid.

Then, Chen Chu took out a few more green fruits and said, "There is also this. This thing is called betel nut, also called Shenhui Sanqing fruit! Chewing it can make people enter a mysterious state. If you are sincere, chew it every day. Nine-nine and eighty-one, you can travel thousands of miles and see the three pure things! If you want to cultivate immortality and live a long life, this item is indispensable!"

Each piece of fairy weapon and fairy fruit that Taixu had never heard of hit him until he was confused.

Taixu felt that with his own ability, he could become famous if he could obtain any treasure.

Under the heavy treasure, Taixu finally asked: "Sir, what exactly do you want Pindao to do?"

"I want you to go to the Kingdom of Jin."

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Taixu was stunned for a while. In the eyes of ordinary people, the Kingdom of Jin was a barbaric land, inhabited by a group of murderous barbarians.

Even with the temptation of such a valuable treasure, Taixu hesitated.

Chen Chu glanced at him and suddenly put his hands behind his back and said leisurely: "It is said that Emperor Wanyan of the Jin Dynasty liked women. In the winter of the eighth year of Fuchang, the prince of the Jin Kingdom died of illness. After Wanyan's great grief, he became even more addicted to this and searched for beauties all over the world. "

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Taixu blinked and didn't understand. Chen Chu's topic jump was too big.

So Chen Chu stretched out his hand to take back the two small paintings of Jiutian Xuannv from Taixu's hands. Taixu subconsciously clenched them tightly and refused to let go. It was not until Chen Chu glanced at him lightly that Taixu suddenly remembered the situation at this time. , and quickly sent it back with both hands.

Chen Chu took it, held it up to his eyes and looked at it carefully for a while, as if recalling some long-lasting happy memories, he couldn't help but sigh and said: "These two Nine Heavenly Mysteries, the thinner one is called Taono Goddess, and the fatter one is called Taono Goddess. Master Fukada. If you offer these two people to the Golden Emperor, you will definitely be able to gain wealth in exchange."

"Where are these two fairies?" Even though he was not ready to go to the Kingdom of Jin yet, Taixu couldn't help but ask.

"The Japanese slave country in the east of the sea."

"This is difficult to handle. How can the Japanese slave country send people here so easily?"

"The Jin Kingdom has strong soldiers and horses, and the Japanese slaves don't pay tribute to the two fairies to the Jin Emperor. The Jin Kingdom can definitely cross the sea to attack the Japanese slaves!"

"This poor Taoist only has these two small paintings. People may not believe it."

"Is the fire in my palm meant for you to eat?"

Chen Chu glanced at Taixu sideways. The latter thought, "That's right. With the fire in his palm, how many tricks can he do to bluff people?"
With this as a stepping stone, Taixu is confident that he can attract a large number of believers anywhere.
From now on, others will probably call him an immortal instead of Taoist Priest!

"By the way, there isn't much energy left in the fire in your palm. You need to use it sparingly, and don't waste it by pretending to be cool, lest you lose control at the critical moment."

Chen Chu gave a kind reminder, and Taixu immediately took the fire in his palm and looked at it carefully, and sure enough he found some liquid in the translucent shell.

Is the 'Qi' that Mr. Chen is talking about the same as the Qi of heaven and earth that regulates the changes of the four seasons and the transition between morning and dusk?If I take a sip, I wonder if I can ascend from the same spot!
Taixu turned over and over to study.

Chen Chu then said: "After you arrive in the Kingdom of Jin, you can promote the Shenhui Sanqing Fruit more. I will supply it to you for free in the early stage. People who wait for Jin are addicted. People who wait for Jin realize that heaven and man are one, and the mind can travel thousands of miles. After finding out the benefits, we will sell it at a higher price and give you a commission when the time comes.”

Hearing the word 'commission', Taixu grinned, and then immediately realized the problem, "Master Chen! I haven't agreed to go to the Kingdom of Jin yet!"

"Tsk! Men are ambitious in all directions, what are you afraid of? With your ability, and with the help of these treasures, sooner or later you will become a guest that the nobles of the Jin Kingdom are eager to welcome! If you can climb up to the Golden Emperor, you will do that It’s not a bad idea to be a national master!”

"National Division."

Taixu became sluggish for a moment and muttered several times.

National Preceptor!Over the past thousand years, how many people have had this honor?

This name is the supreme pursuit of all magicians. It represents fame, power, gold and silver, and women. Bah~bah, outsiders and women are not good at it, all for the sake of cultivation!

Yin and yang cultivation is also cultivation!

Ambition is like an ant nest on a river embankment. Once it is penetrated by the river water, it will burst and collapse uncontrollably.

Taoist Master Taixu's heart was ignited with the desire to make progress.
However, there is one last thing, "Master Chen, even with these many immortal weapons, how can a poor Taoist approach the Jin nobles?"

This matter indeed requires a method. If Taixu rushes to the Jin noble's house with the treasure in hand, it will not only affect the "immortal's" ability to act in a low-key manner, but also easily arouse suspicion.

For Taixu to appear, he needs to choose an opportunity where he can pretend to be cool and show his compassionate style of helping the world.

This kind of opportunity is quite hard to come by.

However, Chen Chu happened to be here, and he smiled and said: "Now Xiao Zhongxian, the retainer of King Hailing of the Jin Kingdom, is in the city. He is suffering from dysentery. If you just happen to save him, don't you have the opportunity to follow him?" Have you gone to the Kingdom of Jin? Here, I will give you a few more elixirs, which can cure your illness."

After a while, there were three oblate white pieces in Taixu's hand, with the small characters "Xie Li Stop" engraved on them.

Chen Chu wanted to squeeze out the last bit of value from medicines that were about to expire.

Taixu was full of emotions for a moment. Although he understood that Mr. Chen must have something to ask for in this transaction, he was given the fire in Sanweizhangzhong to give him the capital to pretend to be a ghost. He then painted for Goddess Xuan to create an opportunity to get close to the Emperor of the Jin Kingdom. Provide Shenhui Sanqing results to make friends with the nobles of the Jin Kingdom.
Even the way he appeared helped him design the image of a compassionate immortal who healed illnesses and saved lives.

Mr. Chen, you are so considerate!

(End of this chapter)