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Chapter 22 Be a happy person

Caiwei Pavilion.

At this time, it will be the time of Xu, and it is not yet the time for men and women to rejoice.

Most of the guests who came early sat in the main hall on the first floor and drank tea.

In the past, at this time, there should be singing and dancing, but today, only Liu Changqing stood alone on the high stage, and narrated vividly:

".The eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, she is 20 years old this year; the second daughter's name is Aiai, this year; the third daughter's name is Lian Lian."

Under the high stage, all the guests were listening attentively.

Recently, the most popular in Tongshan County is "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shi'er".

And Liu Changqing, as a pioneer in the "storytelling world", and because of his good voice, has become a popular fried chicken that teahouses, restaurants, and brothels are eager to invite.

In the end, the rich and powerful Caiwei Pavilion invited Liu Changqing to be a full-time resident storyteller.

At table B and three in the main hall, Yang Zhen and Wu Kui have been dazzled since they sat down.

The hall is filled with warblers, swallows, swallows, fat rings, swallows and thin ones, some are cute, some are cold, some are in the arms of the guests, and some are sitting on the laps of the guests.

In summer, the clothes are thin, and under the light gauze and thin brocade, the delicate skin and the lights are reflected together, and the dark fragrance floats.
Unfortunately, all this belongs to someone else.

At their table, apart from a plate of fennel beans, there is only a jug of light wine, and there is Yao's eldest son who is immersed in eating beans.

"Eldest son, I served these fennel beans for drinking! Eat slowly, and leave some for me!" Zhang Bao said with distress when he saw that there was only half a plate of fennel beans left in the blink of an eye.

This fennel bean only costs a few pennies outside, but it is sold for a hundred pennies here.

But whether it is Zhang Bao or Yang Zhen, they both feel that it should be taken for granted.

Expensive?This is Caiwei Pavilion!Not only the sister in gauze was twisting her buttocks to watch, but also Mr. Liu was telling stories on the stage to relieve boredom.

Whoever says it is expensive must be someone who has never seen the world, has no taste, no cultivation, no quality, and no compulsion!

Yang Zhen, possessed by an idiot, grinned and looked at it for a long time, then suddenly turned to look at Zhang Bao, with a flattering smile on his face: "Brother, I think"

"Don't even think about it. The little money in Sajia is only enough to buy this pot of wine and fennel beans." Before Yang Zhen could say what he was thinking, Zhang Bao said cruelly.

"Brother, we are all here, you should ask your two sisters to accompany you, and let us see the world!"

"Sajia really has no money!"

"Where's the private money you hid?"

"Who hid the private money? Who hid the private money? How can Dalang defile people's innocence out of thin air!" Zhang Bao denied it repeatedly, as if he had been stepped on his tail.

Seeing that he couldn't get a penny from him, Yang Zhen changed his target with interest, and then looked at Chen Chu tenderly.

All the 'public funds' for selling peaches today are with him.

Chen Chu had a masculine 'hehe' expression, as if saying: You want to fart.
Prostitution with public funds is fun but not pleasant!

When I go back to the mountain, I can't be scolded to death by Yang Youtian's gang of uncles.

Besides, Chen Chu is a modest and upright gentleman, and today he had to come to this fireworks field only for work.

'Visiting Goulan on business'. How much sacrifice we, Chen Xiaolang, made for the construction and economic prosperity of the fleeing household village!
On the stage, after Liu Changqing finished speaking "Four Sages Test Zen Mind", the audience still had something to say.

But everyone has also heard from Mr. Liu that this wonderful book was written by his master, and only after Mr. Liu's master makes a new review, he can follow up.

"There will be a reward for the distinguished guests at Table Jiaqi."

Below, a boy in Tsing Yi shouted loudly.

Liu Changqing hurriedly walked towards the guests at Table Jiaqi.

At the head of table Jiaqi sat a man of about 30 years old, wearing a staff cap and a brocade robe with money patterns. He looked like a rich man at first glance.

If you look closely, this man has a dark complexion, a full beard, and a pair of eagle eyes occasionally revealing his brilliance.

The entourage offered a reward, Liu Changqing accepted it, and said: "Thank you, Ximen, for the reward."

The Ximen official seemed to be still immersed in the story, and he sighed after a long time: "The man was born in the heaven and the earth, just like this Sun Dasheng! It doesn't matter if he is the underground Yama, or the Jade Emperor in the sky, but when he encounters injustice, he will smash it with his stick." That Lingxiao Bird Hall."

Liu Changqing was waiting to answer, when he heard the servant call out: "The honored guest at Table Yi will be rewarded."

"Senior officials of Ximen, I will thank you first, and then I will talk to you." Liu Changqing hurriedly said.

"It's okay, Mr. Liu can do as he pleases."

Liu Changqing saluted again, then turned around and went to Yisan's table.

As he approached, he saw a young man looking at him with a smile. Liu Changqing couldn't help being surprised and said, "Ah! Master, why are you here?"

"Master, it doesn't have to be like this."

"Teacher, you have given your disciple "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shi'er", and you have given your disciple a livelihood. The ancients said: A teacher is neither expensive nor cheap, neither young nor long."

Tianzihao private room on the second floor of Caiwei Pavilion.

After the rear window is opened, the main hall on the first floor can be seen at a glance.

Cai Kunyi, the second son of the Cai family, wore a moon-white gown, waved a folding fan, looked at Liu Changqing downstairs who shuttled between the tables to thank him, shook his head and said: "The person who wrote the book is really unhappy, and the people who listen to it are not happy. uncomfortable."

"Second Brother, I recommended Mr. Liu to come here to tell the story, but you only heard the story is good?" Cai Sanniang who was sitting at the table pursed her mouth and dried the ink on the rice paper. The content of the new chapter.

"Oh?" Cai Kun turned around, looked at his sister with a half-smile and said, "Did Hua'er say the word Xiantao?"

"Well, this "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shi'er" is wonderful, but immediately after that, there are fairy peaches for sale in our city. If it is a coincidence, I don't believe it."

Cai Wei got up and carefully put away the rice paper, and stood side by side with her elder brother in front of the window, following Liu Changqing's pace with her winking eyes, she suddenly let out a 'ooh' in surprise.

"What's wrong?" Cai Kun asked strangely.

Cai Hua pointed at a table in the corner downstairs with her slender fingers, and said, "Where are you looking?"

Downstairs, Liu Changqing was surprised and bowed to a young man who looked like a teenager.

"How did Hua'er know these people?" Cai Kun asked strangely.

"Here~" Cai Wei raised her chin and said, "That handsome young man is the one who pawned the water-proof and wind-proof bag at our pawnshop."

"Oh." Cai Kun saw Chen Chu at a glance.

Because at that table, he is the only one who can be called 'handsome'.
It's not Chen Chushuai's scumbag, it's because the rest of them are tall, short, and black.

With the backdrop of this group of crooked melons and cracked dates, our Chen Xiaolang was directly promoted from a handsome boy to a handsome guy.
Afterwards, the brothers and sisters of the Cai family saw the scene where Liu Changqing recognized his teacher. Cai Hua couldn't help but widen her eyes and exclaimed, "This "Journey to the West" is actually written by him!"

Cai Kun looked at Chen Chu with interest, and then closed the folding fan with a 'shua' sound and slapped his palms, playing with his taste: "The fugitives are all rough, when will there be a little gentleman who can write books?"

"Is he an escapee?" Cai Wei asked in surprise.

In the main hall, many people saw the scene of Mr. Liu recognizing his teacher.

For a while, several good-natured people wanted to come over and have a chat.

But I saw that Ximen official stood up first, and all the companions followed one after another, making the sound of seats being shifted.

The Ximen official looked back, seemed to think that the battle was too big, so he made a gesture of pressing down casually, and all the companions sat back together.

Quite a bit of a prohibition.

"Captain Zhang, come to drink too?" Ximen official greeted Zhang Bao after approaching.

"Ximen Yasi, what a coincidence." Zhang Bao stood up and clasped his fists. Seeing that the other party wanted to talk, he hurriedly added two chairs.

However, Liu Changqing held his disciples to wait on Chen Chu's side, saying that 'teacher and apprentice have different seats', and refused to sit down no matter what.

After Ximen officials sat down, they went straight to the point: "Mr. Liu, just now I saw that you called this little gentleman a mentor. Could it be that "Journey to the West" was written by this little gentleman?"

Chen Chu gave Liu Changqing's chapter review without even a signature, and Liu Changqing thought that his teacher was unwilling to expose this matter.

After all, in the eyes of serious scholars, writing story books and novels is not a proper job.

Liu Changqing couldn't help but regretted Cai Cai's reckless behavior of "recognizing his teacher", and could only look at Chen Chu.

"It was a child's play for a while, and the officials laughed at it." Chen Chu admitted it directly with a cheeky face.

"It's really a masterpiece by Mr. Xiao!" Ximen official was excited when he heard it.

Seeing that there were five men at Chen Chu's table, but there was only one plate of fennel beans and no one was waiting, he raised his hand and called the bustard to him, and said boldly, "Mother Qin, arrange a few fine dishes and bring a jar of Tangzhou spring. , Call a few more girls to settle my account."

Wu Kui, who was peeking at the lady at the next table, froze when he heard this.

Afterwards, he hurriedly tidied up his clothes and sat upright.
Yang Zhen, who was crying and looking for his sister just now, also became nervous in an instant.

The eldest son of Yao, who has seen the world, heard that some girls would come over soon, so he took the time to put the few fennel beans left on the plate into his mouth, as if those girls came here just to grab the beans from him. .
Yang Zhen's Adam's apple twitched, he swallowed his saliva, leaned close to Chen Chu's ear and whispered: "Brother Chu, the girls will come later, what should I say to them?"

"What are you talking about? You can talk to them about the precautions for watering the wheat seedlings when they turn green, and you can also talk to them about the postpartum care of sows."

"Can they understand this?"

"No."

"Then you still let me say this!"

"Anyway, they don't understand what you say. Girls like to talk about rouge and gouache, silk and satin, wind and flowers, snow and moon, and poems against each other. Which of these topics do you know?"

"." Yang Zhen thought about it seriously, and finally said in frustration: "I don't understand any of them."

Chen Chu patted Yang Dalang on the shoulder, and comforted him: "You are not married yet, and if you get in touch with men and women early, you will either be sad, or hurt your kidneys, or eat your wine honestly. Leave such a laborious matter to me Such a married man!"

"Just now you kept saying that you would not use money on my sister!" Yang Zhen said angrily.

"Did I ask for money? It's obviously a treat from Ximen's official."

Whoring for nothing makes people happy, and Chen Chu wants to be a happy person.

Yang Zhen couldn't think of a rebuttal for a while, he hesitated for a long time before saying: "You are not as old as me."

Chen Chu chuckled and said, "You are older than me, but you may not be older than me in other places."

(End of this chapter)