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Chapter 16
"Dongjier Lane Sai Diaochan buys clean casings, the current price is negotiable."

'The Wang family in Tanhua Lane now has [-] catties of high-quality cooked hemp for sale, with high quality and low price'

"The Ximen Mansion on Yaqian Street is hiring a cook."

'Recruiting tenants at Luliuwei in the south of the city'

On May [-]th, at You o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Changqing, who was unemployed for the N time in a year, stopped in front of the bulletin board of the cattle and horse market, carefully read all kinds of sales and recruitment information posted on it, and shook his head in disappointment.

Liu Changqing was twenty-eight, and had read books for a few years when he was young, but his knowledge was not enough to allow him to take the imperial examination, and he was not even good enough to be a private school teacher.

In order to make ends meet, he worked as an accountant, but because he didn't learn actuarial science, he made wrong accounts to his boss one after another, so he was naturally kicked out.

Today, Liu Changqing gave up his "scholar's skin" and went to Warehouse Street to work for half a day.
Why is it half a day?
Because the boss only let Liu Changqing work for a long time, they thought he was weak and sent him away.

"Excuse me"

Just as Liu Changqing was standing in front of the bulletin board in a daze, he saw a robust young man stepping forward and pasting several densely written papers one after another.

Liu Changqing, who was dedicated to seeking 996 blessings, noticed that the other party had posted a recruitment notice, so he hurried over to read it carefully.

It doesn't matter at this point, Liu Changqing actually stood there for half a stick of incense without moving his position.

Old Si Wu, who was selling cooking cakes on the side of the street, couldn't help being surprised, and stepped forward to call out: "Mr. Liu? Mr. Liu"

"what!"

After calling three times in succession, Liu Changqing just woke up like a dream. After regaining consciousness, the first thing he wanted to do was to look for the strong young man, but he was nowhere to be seen when he looked around.

"Mr. Liu, what's written on it is so fascinating." Wu Lao Si asked curiously.

It wasn't until this time that Liu Changqing realized that his feet were numb, but he still couldn't help clapping excitedly and praised: "Wonderful! Wonderful! This story is really well written!"

"What story? Is there a story on this bulletin board?"

"Well, it's about Dongsheng Shenzhou Monkey King."

Liu Changqing had just read Wukong's private modification of the book of life and death, so he had to read on after a few words to deal with Wu Laosi.

But his obsessive appearance made the illiterate Wu Lao Si feel more itchy, so he pleaded repeatedly: "Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, read this story and let me listen to it too."

Liu Changqing is also a good talker, so he recited from the beginning when he heard the words: "The chaos is not divided into chaos, the vastness is indistinct and no one sees it.

Since Pangu broke the Harmony, opened up a clear and turbid distinction.

Covering the group of students and admiring benevolence, inventing everything to be good.

If you want to know how good fortune will bring you Yuangong, you must read "Journey to the West, Shi'er Biography."

As a setting poem began, Liu Changqing's frustrating chants echoed in front of the cattle and horse market notice board.

I don't know how long ago, the surrounding chaotic environment gradually quieted down.

It was not until the sun was westward and the light became dim that Liu Changqing rubbed his sore eyes.

As soon as he stopped, shouts suddenly sounded one after another beside him.

"Mr. Liu, why don't you read it!"

"Mr. Liu, keep reading!"

Liu Changqing was taken aback, only to realize that there were densely packed people around him.

There are hawkers setting up stalls on the street, Lifu waiting for work, passers-by, and even shop assistants from nearby shops secretly leaving their posts and standing outside.

"Neighbors, it's getting late, I should go home." Liu Changqing hurriedly made a circle.

"Mr. Liu, it doesn't matter if you come home later, you can leave after reading."

"Yeah, hearing that this place is gone, it makes me scratch like a cat in my heart."

No one in the audience gave way, and Liu Changqing, who was surrounded in the middle, naturally couldn't get out.

Liu Changqing was a little unhappy.

The instigator of this matter, Wu Lao Si, gave a bit of a wink, and quickly took out some cooking cakes from the cage, wrapped them in paper, stuffed them to Liu Changqing, and said, "Mr. Liu, please tell me a little more."

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This was an unexpected harvest, as the old mother, wife and children were just waiting for the rice to go into the pot.

Liu Changqing put the pancakes into his arms calmly, and said, "Alright then, for the good neighbors, I will tell you another paragraph."

Afterwards, Liu Changqing continued to recite the third chapter "The Four Seas and Thousands of Mountains Are Beneath, Nine Serene and Ten Classes Are Extinct".

This time, it was mentioned earlier that Wukong went to the East China Sea and snatched the Dinghaishen needle.What follows is that Wukong made a big disturbance in the Hall of Yama and beat the Netherworld all the way.

Everyone who listened was mesmerized and amazed.

Journey to the West's theme of strange adventures is only one of the attractive ones, but the deep meaning hidden in it-contempt for authority is even more fascinating.

Who is the Dragon King of the East China Sea?That is the God of Rain who is in charge of rain, thunder, floods and tsunamis!

However, it has always been unpredictable, and the years of drought and flood are far more than the years of good weather.

According to this, the Dragon King of the East China Sea is greatly dereliction of duty, but who dares to complain?
Even in the event of floods and droughts, the common people can only put five animals and burn high incense, praying for the gods to take pity on the sufferings of the world, but they often fail to respond from heaven.

The king of hell is even more terrible, the king of the five temples who controls the life and death of humans and animals!

"The King of Hades told you to die on the third watch, and he will never keep you until the fifth watch." The people's fear of him can be summed up in one sentence.

But just such two big coffees, after encountering wild monkeys, one was robbed of treasures and the other was humiliated face to face.

Fun!

Dissatisfaction with those in power who sit high in the temple, but dare not speak out, is a little vented through this story.

After the fourth lecture, it was completely dark.

"Talk about it tomorrow, talk about it tomorrow"

Liu Changqing wanted to leave again, but was stopped again.

Someone even brought candles directly from the store to light up, and Butcher Zhang at the side also took a hanging pig offal and stuffed it into Liu Changqing's hand, shouting: "Mr. I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep well!"

Can you sleep well and disturb me?Oh, there is a gift from the water, so the virtuous neighbors must have a good night's sleep!
Liu Changqing took a sip of water, moistened his throat, and read again.

".The peaches in the peach orchard are magical. When the peaches are ripe, there will be various characters of 'Fu Lu Shou Xi' on the fruit. Eating the fairy peaches with the word 'Fu' will make people more blessed; eating the '' The word "shou" is immortal peach, which can increase people's life."

At two o'clock in the night.

Liu Changqing had cooking cakes in his arms, a hanging pig into the water in his left hand, and a wine gourd in his right hand, and leisurely returned to his small courtyard.

'squeak~'

After the door hinge of the courtyard door rang, an old woman's voice came from the dark west wing: "But Changqing returned?"

"Mom, it's me, you get up, I brought some food, and I'll go to sleep after eating."

There was a moment of silence in the west chamber before the old woman continued, "Mother is not hungry, you and your daughter-in-law and my grandson can eat."

Liu Changqing didn't persuade her any more, she was going to call her mother after the water was boiled, and then pushed open the door of the main room.

"Why don't you light the lamp?" Liu Changqing asked in the same dark room.

"Light up the lamp, light up the lamp, light up your mother's lamp! Don't you need money for lamp oil?" The woman on the bed scolded, but she couldn't get enough of it, and continued: "Why did my old lady follow you blindly back then! There is no rice in the house to cook you Don’t you know? My son and I haven’t eaten all day!”

Liu Changqing seemed to be used to these things for a long time, and he didn't refute them. After lighting the oil lamp, he held up the string of drains and said, "Go, light a fire and boil this string of drains!"

The woman sat up from the bed and said in amazement: "Where did you get the money to buy meat!"

"It doesn't cost money, it's all gifted by good neighbors."

"A gift?" The woman looked suspicious.

Liu Changqing sat at the table contentedly, took out a handful of green beans, threw one into his mouth, took another sip of wine, and smacked his lips contentedly.

Then he said slowly: "Not only the water, but also the cooking cakes, and even this wine is also given as a gift."

"Why do other people give you food when they are so good?" Before the woman could ask, the child who had been staring at the drooling child on the bed finally said, "Mom, I'm hungry, I want to eat meat."

"Eat, eat, and eat."

The woman scolded, but quickly turned over and got out of bed, picked up the water and prepared to go to the stove to light a fire.

As soon as I walked to the door, I heard my husband say leisurely: "Today, I found a business that can earn food. From now on, our mother and you two will not be able to eat meat every day."

The first day of June.

Early in the morning, after Chen Chu woke up and opened the door, he couldn't help being taken aback.

There were people standing outside the door.

It stems from what he said yesterday, 'tomorrow the peaches can be picked'.

Leading the big guy to the peach forest at the entrance of the village, Chen Chu observed carefully for a while.

At the beginning, there were about [-] peaches that he posted, but the maturity was different, and there were about [-] first-year fruits that could be harvested.

Looking left and right, Chen Chu chose the reddest one and took it off, but before he could tear off the words, Yang Zhen, who couldn't hold back for a long time, snatched it away.

He couldn't wait to tear off the words, and the rest of the young and old saw him making a move, and gathered around him.

Although many people have doubts about the fruit's "retaining characters", but when it comes to witnessing the effect, they all look forward to success.

Chen Chu was pushed outside.
"Da Lang, how is it?" Chen Chu couldn't see Tao Zi, so he could only ask.

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Everyone was head to head, keeping their upper body leaning forward and surrounding Yang Zhen, but no one answered.
It's like being petrified.

"Da Lang?" Chen Chu asked again.

After he asked the question for the second time, everyone seemed to have been awakened, and all turned their heads to look at Chen Chu.

Creepy.

"What's the matter? But it didn't work?" Chen Chu felt unconfident.

"Brother Chu!" Yang Zhen raised Tao Zi suddenly, and said in a trembling voice, "It's done."

"It's done! Brother Chu! Are you a fairy who came down from the sky!"

"Brother Chu! There are really words on the fruit! It's very clear."

"Brother Chu, I knew early on that you are not a mortal."

After all the commotion, Chen Chu finally saw Tao Zi.

On the red peel on the sunny side, there is a light white word "福" left impressively.

(End of this chapter)