lady, please calm down

Chapter 126
On the third day of March, it is appropriate to set up a bed, sacrifice, move, and have sex.
Early in the morning, Chen Chu took more than 20 young and strong guys to Qifengling.

Destination, under the cliff next to the mountain road.

Last year, Yang Youtian and others accidentally found a 'big white cow' under the cliff while looking for a cat.

There are quite a few people who know about this and even have seen the Great White Bull with their own eyes.

Most people in the world are very interested in such weird things, and now it has been circulating for half a year, and the fleeing households and even the villagers of Luliuwei have heard of the "big white cow" more or less.

Therefore, Chen Chu didn't bother to cover up any more, and directly brought someone over to kill him.

Anyway, when Uncle Yang and the others found the van, Chen Chu wasn't in the car, so he just had to pretend like everyone else that he didn't know it.

However, when he actually got to Xianghuo, Chen Chu knew how much everyone was in awe of the 'weird power and chaos'.

Dozens of men were afraid to go forward.

Even the righteous Da Lang and the eldest son bravely followed Chen Chu, their legs trembling in fright.

What's more, some members of the Luliuwei joint defense team secretly knelt down in the distance and kowtowed to the truck.

In order to dispel everyone's fear, Chen Chu went up to 'Bang Bang' and kicked the carriage twice, "It doesn't matter if it's a beast, but it's already a dead thing after all, so what's there to be afraid of?"

With his actions, the scene was so shocked that there was no sound.

After waiting for a while, Liu Siliang, who was in the crowd, did not see the white bull violently attacking people. Then he whispered, "My lord, this big white bull is probably not the chariot of the gods in the sky! Isn't my master afraid that the gods will seek revenge on him?"

Liu Dahu at the side thought for a moment, then replied with a wise face in a low voice: "Some people say that my master is an exiled immortal from the sky. Since they are all immortals, what is there to be afraid of my master?"

This logic is quite reasonable.

Liu Siliang suddenly realized, "Oh! So that's the case. Brother Dahu, I found that you are getting smarter and smarter!"

"Hehe, if you stay with my boss for a long time, you will become wiser. As the old saying goes, I have a fairy spirit."

After Chen Chu's personal demonstration and continuous urging and coaxing, everyone finally braved up and gathered around.

Although the front windshield is cracked like a spider web, the glass is still intact due to the shatterproof property of the car glass, so it can be used as the window of the nursery room.

The iron sheet of the carriage can be rolled up as a launch tube for fireworks.

Bow boards and load beams are all metal materials that are more divine than "sacred iron" at the moment.

After all, the car was once hailed as the crown jewel of human industry, containing more than 1 parts. No matter whether it can think of a suitable use at the moment, Chen Chu will take all of them back.

But before you take it back, you have to find a way to disassemble it.

He found a hex socket wrench in the toolbox. Although the tire screws were slightly rusted, Chen Chu still removed the tire by brute force.

The onlookers saw that Chen Chu quickly removed the big white bull's 'hooves', and they couldn't help admiring the owner and reducing their fear of the 'immortal chariot'.

But when disassembling the main body of the truck, I still encountered a lot of trouble.

Encouraged by Chen Chu, everyone offered advice and suggestions. Some said to use a fine saw to grind slowly, and some said to use fire cutting.
Anyway, it took five or six days to go into battle with all kinds of methods, and finally divided the 'big white cow' into pieces of different sizes that could be carried out by manpower.

This is also the reason why Chen Chu recruited so many people on his own, and it will be the year of the monkey.

With such a big battle, it must not be hidden from the insiders.

The eighth day of March.

As Chen Chu led people to bring back the 'big white cow' that had been brutally dismembered piece by piece, discussions arose in the village.

"Is this the fairy sitting on the chariot?"

"It's so big, it must be fierce when you think about it alive!"

"That's right! I've heard that this big white bull roars like thunder, and it has tremendous strength when it runs. People will be injured when they touch it, and they will die when they hit it."

"It's so fierce? How did the boss subdue this monster?"

"I heard that everyone's faces were ashen-colored and trembling like sieves of chaff. Only Dong's family stood facing the ominous creature with a sword, and didn't take half a step back to say that it was too late and then it was too fast. I saw Dong's jumping forward, and the sword radiated in all directions, flying sand and flying stones. One The poisonous dragon drill descended from the sky, and the monster wailed twice before dying!"

The person who spoke was named Li Ke, who belonged to 'Storyteller'.

'Storyteller' is a profession as well as an organization. It was established by Cai Wei. The members either learn 'storytelling' from Liu Changqing on weekdays, or gather together to say things that others don't understand, which is a bit mysterious.

"Huh!"

"My boss is so mighty!"

After Li Ke finishes speaking, there will always be a burst of amazement,
Whenever at this time, he would lower his voice and add, "My boss is an exiled immortal in the sky"

Luliuwei warehouse.

As soon as the parts of the box were put into storage, a thin Taoist came from afar.

The Taoist was about forty years old, and his appearance was reversed and handsome.

It's just that the dust in his hands is bald, and the soap on his body is covered with stains of different shades along the gray Taoist uniform.

A wooden hairpin is tied on the head, and the hair knots are thin due to hair loss, and the hairpin can hardly be tied. This hair is half bald like his floating dust
It's a pity for this middle-aged handsome face.

Beside him was a little Taoist boy in his teens, with short curly hair tied in a bun, and looked a bit cute.

The Taoist "Chen Dutou" smiled and greeted him from a distance.

"Oh, bald and rootless Taoist priest"

Chen Chu smiled and cupped his hands.

At the beginning of the year, before the anniversary sacrifice of Mao'er's mother, Mao'er moved the tomb of Qin Xiuniang, who had been hastily buried, to outside Luliuxu.

To move the grave, of course, a ritual ceremony is indispensable.

At that time, Mao'er said that a few years ago, she and her mother went to Mangniuling Qingquan to watch divination.So I wanted to invite the presiding officer, Taoist Priest Wugen, to do this ceremony.

So, after the New Year's Eve, Chen Chu accompanied Mao'er to Qingquan Temple.

I thought this Qingquan temple was a majestic temple, but after I went there, I found out that there were only two broken houses, one big and one small, and two Taoist priests.

Even the "Qingquan Guan" plaque hanging on the lintel of the narrow main hall is missing, and the water under the word "Spring" just disappeared.

Therefore, the view of Qingquan became the view of innocence.
When Chen Chu and his wife came to visit, the Daoist priest was fighting with the little Taoist priest for the last pickled radish on the dish. One shouted 'respect the old' and the other shouted 'love the young', blushing.

The two are Taoist Priest Wugen and his disciple Qinglan.
Chen Chu discovered the beauty of this pair of master and apprentice on the spot. The faces of these two people are somewhat similar. Are they master and apprentice?Or father and son?

"Innocence View" At that time, Chen Chu couldn't help but glanced at the plaque again.

Hearing the reason for Chen Chu's visit, Daoist Wugen didn't even ask how much he would pay for this ceremony, he only emphasized that he had to eat three meals a day, with wine and meat, and Dang even packed his bags and followed Chen Chu down the mountain.

Grave relocation and ritual affairs went well.

It's just that this rootless Taoist master stayed at Luliuxu after finishing the practice. Not to mention eating and drinking, the villagers liked it very much.

When this guy sees a family with children, he will give them a divination for free. When he meets a boy, he will say that he will worship the general in the future. When he meets a girl, he will say that he is a princess.
Anyway, after Wugen Daochang's investigation, the lowest among the boys in Luliuxu is also a third-rank official, and the worst among the girls is also the life of the princess.
In fact, in recent months, because Luliuwei is far more prosperous than the surrounding area, there are not a few people who come to seek refuge on their own initiative.

After a period of observation, land-lost peasants will be gradually absorbed into the system of land reclamation groups.

The Jianghu men are uniformly housed in the newly built dormitory next to Shizipo.

Taoist Master Wugen knew some medicine stones, although he cheated to eat and drink, he was very sensible not to preach in Luliuxu, and he had some relationship with Mao'er, so Chen Chu let him stay.

Here, Taoist Priest Wugen has come to the front.

Goutou took a look into the storeroom, then shook off the floating dust, lightly stroked the sparse long beard under his chin, and first chanted, "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun."

Then he lowered his voice and said with a smile: "Chen Dutou, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty once cut a white snake in Mangdang Mountain Ze when he was young."

Speaking of this, Daoist Wugen paused for a moment, then deliberately glanced at the storehouse, and pointed out: "From a poor perspective, Chen Dutou may have a great deal to do in the future."

Chen Chu narrowed his eyes and looked over.

Although this magic stick didn't directly compare Chen Chu's "cutting the white cow" to Liu Bang, but the meaning in that sentence is.
Chen Chu's eyes lingered on the throat of Taoist Priest Wugen for a few more breaths, and the big sword leaning against the wall seemed to feel something, and he stood up straight.
In March of Yangchun, Huifeng is peaceful and smooth.

Daoist Wugen felt his body tense and his hairs stood on end.

"Hehe." Sensing that something was wrong, Daoist Wugen hurriedly apologized.

Chen Chu, who had a calm face, suddenly laughed, "You are poor, you are really poor."

The big sword leaned against the wall again.
After a cup of tea.

Daoist Wugen led Xiaodao Tong Qinglan slowly to the outside of the village.

Qinglan glanced at the sweaty master, and said in a low voice, "Father, let's flatter you!"

"Call Master!"

Daoist Wugen corrected Qinglan's address first, then wiped his sweat with his robe sleeve before replying in a low voice: "Isn't it the teacher who saw those 'storytellers' preaching in the village and thought it was his instruction? Come to compliment me."

"Master, shall we go back to the temple?"

"Call Master!"

"Oh. Yes, Father."

"..., what are you doing back in the temple? Chen Dutou didn't drive us away and stayed behind to find a future for you as a teacher."

"The future lies in Luliuxu?"

"Well, in the first month of the month, I saw that the lady of the Chen family looked pretty good, so I calculated it for my teacher, this is the fate of a princess and empress!"

"Hey~ Master, the fate of the princesses and empresses that you have approved is not only [-], but also [-]!"

"It's different this time." The elder Wugendao blushed, and hurriedly argued: "I saw this lady Chen when she was young. At that time, she had a sharp jaw and less flesh, and her natural peach eyes were easy to cause disasters. At first glance, she was a confidante who was unlucky." But this time I saw that her brows were gradually concealing her majesty, and she actually concealed the bones of a rhinoceros, which will be invaluable in the future!"

"Master, are you talking nonsense?"

"You son of a bitch, why did you talk to me! When did you ever talk nonsense as a teacher?"

"..., when will you stop talking nonsense? Master is living on nonsense."

"." Rootless Daoist was speechless.

Qinglan said again: "Master said that there are very few people in this world who can change their fate against the sky, unless there is great luck and great opportunity, then where did Mrs. Chen get the great luck and great opportunity?"

Taoist Priest Wugen pondered for a moment, then said in a low voice: "Ms. Chen's fate may be due to Chen Dutou. That's why I told you to find a future here."

"Since that's the case, why don't you just identify the fate of Chen Dutou?" Qing Lan felt that the master ignored Chen Dutou's face, but guessed on Chen Niangzi. .

"Still using you to teach me?"

Daoist Wugen turned his head and took a look at the tall and straight figure from a distance, before admitting embarrassingly: "Chen Dutou's face is rather strange. A person with a shallow face is a sign of short life; the palace of illness is full , towering, is the appearance of longevity and many children."

Daoist Wugen scratched his scalp in distress.

But Qing Lan said: "If you don't understand, just say it straight. You are not good at learning, but you still say that people have weird faces, tsk tsk tsk."

(End of this chapter)