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Chapter 1 God damn Ultraman
Chen Chu lay on the cold mountain path, thinking that he was going to die for a while.

Thinking back on his turbulent and uneventful half life, I feel bored.

The biggest evil thing I have ever done in my life was when I was eight years old, I used a firecracker to blow up the uncle Wang next door who was defecating in the dry toilet.

The biggest good deed I have done is to help the old lady cross the road. Oh, yes, I also helped the girl who lost her footing.

Except for these two or three life highlights worth mentioning, the rest of the time is full of wasted boredom, boring studies, and a love that is beautiful at the beginning but tastes like nothing at the end.
But even though he was born mediocre, when he faced death, he still felt a pang of regret that he didn't know where it came from.

'Isn't it good to stay at school and guide the girls to do experiments?How did you get such an errand?"

Three days ago, as a second-year graduate student of Huazhong Agricultural University, he was selected by his teacher as a driver to go to the capital of Central Plains Province to participate in the "Seventh National Seedling Expo".

The exhibition closed today. As usual, Chen Chu, on behalf of his alma mater, and other agricultural colleges and universities exchanged special seedlings cultivated by each as a commemoration.

On the return trip, the teachers took the high-speed rail.

And Chen Chu, who also served as a driver, set off in the school's Foton van.

But when passing through Tongshan County on the border of Henan and Hubei, a dense fog suddenly appeared right in front of the road.
Chen Chu swears, he stepped on the brakes!The van didn't show any intention of slowing down, and rushed straight into the fog.

But the scene after the mist shook Chen Chu's firm materialism.
The originally wide and flat expressway turned into a narrow mountain road out of thin air, and there was a cliff in front of it.

The brakes still didn't apply. Chen Chu didn't have time to think about the bumps. He opened the door of the truck and jumped off the moment before it rushed down the cliff.

When he landed and rolled, his head seemed to be knocked, and then he lay on the ground unable to move.

The weather was very cold, and his consciousness became more and more blurred. Chen Chu knew that once he fell asleep, he would be really G.

'No matter what you say, you can't faint! '

Chen Chu gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

Then, passed out
In the seventh year of Fuchang, on the [-]th day of the first lunar month.

Shocked.

At the beginning of the Wei Dynasty, lead-colored clouds covered the sky.

Beside a small lonely courtyard outside Shuanghe Village, Zhao Maoer and his younger sister Zhao Hutou sat side by side on a stone pier outside the courtyard gate.

From the closed door behind her, there were several blushing sounds from time to time, which were heard by the sisters almost without hindrance.

"Sister, when will Mother finish her work? I'm cold." Zhao Hutou, who was only wearing a single coat of cotton wool, turned pale from the cold, and looked up at his sister.

Zhao Mao'er stretched out her slender arms to embrace her younger sister, and at the same time blocked her sister's ears to cut off the dirty noise.

The seven-year-old Hutou is not old enough to understand what's going on inside the house.

After a cup of tea, the house gradually quieted down.

After a rustle, the door opened.

"Da Liu! What do you mean by being an old lady? Three hundred yuan is not enough to buy a catty of mutton!"

A thick and ugly man walked out of the room first, and then a beautiful woman with a disheveled hairpin skirt chased him out, grabbing his arm relentlessly.

"Hey, Widow Zhao, are you inlaid with gold or silver? In this world, three hundred yuan is easy to earn? I went to Ji'er Lane in Tongshan County to play with my sister, and that's the price!"

Liu Da cursed and walked out of the courtyard, but saw Zhao Maoer and sisters outside the door, she was slightly startled, then smiled lewdly, then turned to Widow Zhao and said: "Your eldest sister is fifteen this year, right? If you want money, let me do it." After eating her head soup, I will give you a red envelope."

Widow Zhao, who was still arguing at first, immediately stopped entanglement when she heard the words, and pushed Liu Da out, cursing at the same time: "Bah, old coward, a talented person who picks up the chicken! Qingquan Taoist said that my daughter is a princess Future fate! If you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that you will have your head in the future!"

"Hahaha" Liu Da tightened his trouser waist, and said with a sneer, "You are a prostitute, you dare to talk about concubines and empresses, and want to blind your heart."

"Bah~"

The stern Widow Zhao spat at Liu Da's back, turned her head and saw the two sisters huddled together like quails, and couldn't help cursing: "What's the use of having the two of you? Seeing my mother being bullied Dare to put one!"

Being scolded for no reason, Hutou's mouth was flattened, and tears continued in his eyes.

Zhao Mao'er acted as if she had never heard of it, and carefully scraped away the precarious tears in her younger sister's eye sockets with her thumb, and then looked at her mother with an indifferent face: "You can find whoever humiliates you, and it's nothing to vent your anger on me and Hutou. ability?"

The voice is soft and weak, but icy cold
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As a mother, she doesn't seem to be very dignified in front of her daughter, and she can only go back to the house when she is talked back.

Zhao Mao'er raised her face, looked at the sky and remained silent.

Today is the waking of insects, but the sky is gloomy, the north wind is blowing again, and spring is still far away.
"Sister." Hutou couldn't stand the cold, and gently tugged on his sister's sleeve.

Then Zhao Mao'er led the tiger head into the house, and was about to cook, but found that there was no firewood in front of the stove, so he carried the firewood rack and went up the mountain.

Her family lives in the outskirts of Shuanghe Village, Tongshan County, Tangzhou, next to Qifengling, Tongbai Mountain, which is a natural firewood farm for the surrounding people.

It's just that this time she stopped on the mountain road not long after she went up the mountain.

On the ground a foot away in front of him, there was a man in strange clothes lying on the ground, his head and face were stained with blood.
After being startled, Zhao Mao'er hesitated, walked around the man with light steps, but stopped after walking not far.

'If you leave him alone, I'm afraid he will freeze to death here.'

The cat sighed softly, as if it had made some important decision.

The 22th of the first month.

Chen Chu lay in the dimly lit woodshed, and raised his hand to touch the wound on his forehead.

It fell while jumping.

Today is the second day he wakes up.

Yesterday, he used two pieces of watermelon-flavored fruit hard candy in his pocket to learn from a little girl named Hutou that he was dragged down from the mountain by Hutou's sister, and that the person who fed him water and rice when he was unconscious was also Tiger's sister.

Hutou said that her sister's name is Mao'er.

Chen Chu also learned that he is still in Tongshan County, but it is Tongshan County under Qi State.

To be honest, Chen Chu accepted the matter of 'time travel' without being too entangled.

After all, the scene of the car accident was too unbelievable to explain with common sense.

Unable to explain, 'crossing' has become the most scientific explanation.

But the country title of 'Qi' confused him.

Chen Chu's historical knowledge is limited to what he learned in middle school textbooks. The 'Qi State' he knows is the head of the Spring and Autumn Five Hegemons who 'respect the king and fight against barbarians'.

But in my impression, the territory of Qi State has never included Tongshan on the border of Hubei and Henan.

Also, there are lentils in the food delivered by Hutou today.

This kind of crop was only widely planted in China in the middle and late Tang Dynasty, and it was introduced to the Central Plains not earlier than the Sui Dynasty.

Therefore, this Qi State must not be the Qi State in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

Chen Chu, who was full of question marks in his head, asked further, but the young Hutou couldn't explain clearly. He only said that this is Qi State, with Da Zhou in the south and Jin State in the north.
The little girl doesn't know the year name, nor who the emperor is.

The news that Zhou, Qi, Jin, and the Three Kingdoms stand side by side made Chen Chu even more confused.

'Did I fall asleep in history class?Or has the wheel of history turned a corner? '

Chen Chu's thoughts were interrupted by the sound of footsteps.

Looking up, he saw a young girl in coarse cloth standing at the door of the firewood room, holding a wooden bowl in her hand.

Perhaps it was because of the cold weather that her face and small nose were slightly flushed, with a pityful feeling of weakness.

'This girl's face value is very good.'

Zhao Mao'er took a quick glance at Chen Chu, and found that the latter was staring at her, so she immediately drooped her eyelids, her long eyelashes trembling slightly: "In the past few days, you have eaten half a liter of corn from my house, and your family will come to pick it up." When you are here, don’t forget to be with my family.”

This was the first sentence Zhao Maoer and Chen Chu said.

"Family? I don't have any family anymore." Chen Chu had already woken up for a day, and after knowing his situation, he naturally thought up a set of explanations for where he came from and who he was.

But when he said it, there was real sadness.

After all, in this era of who knows what the hell, being with your family is about as far apart as heaven and man.

"Oh? No family anymore? Where are you from? What do you do for a living?" Sure enough, Zhao Maoer asked cautiously.

"Do you know Tang Dynasty?" Chen Chu asked abruptly.

This is nonsense to Zhao Maoer. Although the majestic Tang Dynasty is already in the previous dynasty, its prestige is not lost.

Even ignorant children have heard from their elders about the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty when all nations came to court.

"Of course I know." Mao'er, who was still feeling sorry for her half-liter of corn, said softly.

With this exact information, Chen Chu sighed for a while, and said: "My name is Chen Chu, and my ancestors were originally from the Central Plains. At the end of the Tang Dynasty, in order to avoid the war, the whole family moved overseas and avoided living in the Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou. "

The cat lowered its eyelids and asked again: "Then why are you back?"

Chen Chu's expression froze, he clenched his fist and smashed it on the straw under his body, and said in a hateful voice: "I hate that M78 star, they invaded me, and I had no choice but to flee back to the ancestral land of Middle Earth."

Zhao Mao'er silently put the wooden bowl within Chen Chu's reach, sighed and whispered, "My house was originally in Tokyo City, Kaifeng Prefecture, and it was also occupied by Jin people a few years ago. Just kill. Do you guys who love Qi Scar star kill people indiscriminately?"

"Yes." Chen Chu lightly wiped the corners of his eyes, and said emotionally, "Yes, they also kill people indiscriminately, especially their leader - Altman, who is the most vicious."

The similar encounter made Mao'er empathize, and there was no lack of hatred in the continuous voice: "Goddamn Ultraman!"

(End of this chapter)