The humble group leader in the chat group

Chapter 42 Gou Sheng, you are a professional in funerals!
Xiao Yan: "Speaking of which, if we bully newcomers like this, will he take revenge on us in the future?

After all, the future is at least a ninth-level big boss. According to the group leader, there is no one who will not be arranged by him if he is following everything. "

As soon as Xiao Yan finished speaking, the group fell silent.

Those who were pretending to worship Li Changshou just now all fell silent.

Dian Aman: "Ahem, what, what happened just now, my account was stolen just now, who can tell me what happened in the group.

Oh, there is a newcomer here, hello newcomer, goodbye newcomer.

I have something to do, let's get off first. "

After finishing speaking, Dian Aman's profile picture dimmed, it should be offline.

Xiao Yan: "It's too much, you actually stole my idea.

Blood dripping from the knife【Picture】”

Han Jue: "Well, my trash can is on fire, so I'm going offline first."

Wang Sheng: "I'm graduating in a few days, I should pack up and get ready to leave school, see you next time."

Wang Ruoyi: "The little girl is going out to entertain guests, let's chat next time."

Old Man Li: "The yamen servants are here to collect rent again, so I, Old Man Li, will go offline first."

……

For a while, the group members showed their special abilities and went offline collectively, for fear of being targeted by Li Changshou, the future dog saint, and then arranged.

The main reason is that the group leader, Dian Aman, slipped away first, and the timid bottom-level group members in the group were frightened to follow suit one by one.

In the end, Li Changshou was left with a confused face.

What the hell did I do, as for this?

I have always been able to hide when I can, and never cause trouble, okay? At most, I am forced to silence me occasionally, and I just arrange the funeral one by one.

Really, I never take the initiative to calculate whether others are good or not.

Li Changshou: By the way, have I been tricked by these group masters again?

……

Wang Ruoyi's world was in the Wanli period.

Mother Sang begged bitterly: "Girl, Mr. Zhao has already paid 3000 taels of silver, are you really missing?"

Wang Ruoyi frowned: "Mother Wang, as I said before, I only entertain guests three days a month, and I'm only responsible for playing the piano and giving speeches, and I don't care about the rest.

It's not just me who only sells art but not body, but other sisters also perform art but not body. "

Ms. Wang was a little anxious: "But, do you know how much money will be lost? Besides, I bought you with good intentions, isn't it just..."

What Mama Wang wants to say is: Isn’t it just for you to sell it?

It's just that before Mama Wang finished speaking, a strong man over two meters tall and a strange child with a painted face slowly looked in her direction, their eyes full of indifference.

Mother Wang was so scared that she quickly closed her mouth.

Mother Wang has seen how powerful these weird things are, so she is decisive.

Immediately afterwards, he said nervously: "Miss Ruoyi, I will do what you say, and do what you say..."

The two-meter-tall strong man and the flower-faced child stopped staring at Mama Wang.

Mother Wang begged again, wanting to continue playing the emotional card.

And Wang Ruoyi still looked like he was not good enough.

Seeing that Wang Ruoyi wouldn't move, Ms. Wang had no choice but to leave embarrassingly.

Seeing Mama Wang leaving, Wang Ruoyi sighed.

This is already the third time that the other party wants to entertain those nobles by himself, since he got some paper figurines from the group leader.

Only then did Wang Ruoyi avoid the tragic fate of being a courtesan. Although she is an oiran and looks beautiful, in the end she is just a courtesan, a plaything of those big men.

The rich and powerful hooked their fingers a little, and she had to serve them.

Fortunately, when she was about to serve those dignitaries, she was selected by the chat group of the heavens.

Relying on the dozen or so weird paper figurines given by the group leader, it frightened those guys who wanted their attention.

But now, with the passage of time, those people have slowly lost their patience, and the limitations of paper figurines are too great, and their weaknesses are very obvious.

Once the weakness is exposed, even a three-year-old child can easily deal with Wang Ruoyi's hole cards - card people.

……

Wang Ruoyi: "My lord, are you there?"

Dian Aman: "What's the matter?"

Wang Ruoyi: "It's not those rich and powerful businessmen, they've come to call my attention again."

Dian Aman: "Well, why don't I give you some modern weapons and just kill them, so that no one will bother you anymore."

Han Jue: "If necessary, I can also provide some weapons, as long as the quantity is guaranteed."

Wang Ruoyi: "Cold Sweat【Picture】"

Wang Ruoyi: "My concubine is just a weak woman, fighting and killing is really not suitable for me."

Wang Ruoyi: "Besides, those people are either rich or noble, if something happens to them, the imperial court will definitely want to arrest me.

At that time, no matter how big the world is, there is no room for me.Moreover, doing so will also implicate my sisters who get along day and night. "

Wang Ruoyi: "My lord, is there a better way? It's best to keep a low profile, as long as I don't let those people call me for attention."

Dian Aman: "That's it, keep a low profile, and you have to arrange people without anyone noticing, so that people won't suspect you afterward, maybe that's what it means?"

Wang Ruoyi: "Yeah, yes, my lord, that's what I mean."

Dian Aman: "You have found the right person, if it was a few days earlier, I still have nothing to do.

What a coincidence, didn't we just have a professional in our group? "

Wang Ruoyi: "?"

Wang Ruoyi is a little confused?
professional?
Who is it?

Dian Aman: "@李长寿, Gou Sheng, it's time for you to perform."

Li Changshou:? ? ?

What's wrong with me? What's the matter with me?
Don't let the teacher mess with me, okay? Of course, Gou Sheng is just thinking about these words in his heart.

Li Changshou: "My lord, what do you mean, I don't seem to understand what you mean."

Dian Aman: "You pretend to be a hammer. Is there any need to pretend in front of me? I don't know you yet."

Dian Aman: "Gou Sheng, you are a professional in funerals!"

Li Changshou was in a hurry. Whenever he became a professional, he would be forced to fight back.

Forced!
Li Changshou: "I didn't, don't talk nonsense, it's not me."

Dian Aman: "You, I understand."

Dian Aman: "The guy you arranged didn't know who did it until he died, all of them died in a daze.

Destroying the body, destroying the soul, destroying the bones and throwing up the ashes, and even saving others afterwards.

The funeral service is one-stop, and the arrangement is absolutely obedient and comfortable.

So far, zero bad reviews. "

Li Changshou: "I, I just did it for self-protection. It's better to be careful when going out."

Ye Fan: "So, what the group leader said is true!!!"

The group was suddenly silent.

Immediately afterwards Xiao Yan said: "It's so terrifying..."

Han Jue: "It's so scary..."

……

Wang Ruoyi: "It's so scary..."

(End of this chapter)