The retired broom star cub is the mantra

Chapter 37 Pesticides of Justice
The chicken was silent.

Little Lingbao couldn't wait for a reply, and poured a handful of sand on his head again: "What drum? Is it a small flower drum from the kindergarten?"

Little Chicken: "..."

Ahhh, what did he do wrong?
Why should he be an encyclopedia for a little witch who bullies him every day?
He's just a baby too!

"Gu, simply put, is a kind of harmful witchcraft." He explained dejectedly,
"Congzijing planted a love gu for your second uncle, so he can live well until now..."

A man who has been caught by the love voodoo, once he leaves the woman who has the voodoo, will be in agony, and may even die.

Ling Yixi can break up with Jin Keer, and they can still live well after the separation.

It cannot but be said to be a miracle.

"Ah! She's good or bad!"

As soon as he heard that the second-hand uncle might die, little Lingbao became angry.

No matter how many uncles there are, he will never die.

"Where is that drum?" Little Ling Bao rubbed his eyes, turned his head to look at Ling Yixi and Jin Ke'er.

"Huh? You can't see it?" Little Tuji was happy, "You are not omnipotent..."

"Where is the drum, tell me quickly!" Xiao Lingbao grabbed the jade lock and shook it up and down.

Little Tuji: "I won't—say, unless you call me Master..."

"What master, is it the same as a kindergarten teacher?" Little Lingbao asked.

"Almost," the little native chicken smirked, "you call me Master, and I'll tell you everything."

He felt comfortable taking advantage of Xiao Lingbao.

"No!" Xiao Lingbao firmly shook his head.

"Why?" The little native chicken collapsed a bit.

This little boy is usually confused, but once he encounters a critical problem, he will become very clever.

"Because you don't have a teacher qualification certificate!" Xiao Lingbao was serious.

The little chicken was incredible: "You don't even know what reincarnation is, but you know the teacher's qualification certificate?"

"Children experts have said that teachers are licensed to work, and if they make mistakes, their licenses will be revoked."

Little Lingbao with his arms akimbo, the baby is a good student.

The jade lock fell back into the sand.

Totally autistic.

Outside the arena, Jin Keer wiped away tears: "In the eyes of you rich men, knowledge is worthless. I am full of knowledge, and I can't exchange for a piece of tulle. Today, I don't even save my face..."

Ling Yixi was in a hurry: "But don't cry, I'll buy it for you, can't I buy it for you?"

Jin Keer acted angry.

"Then you go to the store just now and help me take all the things down. I'm ashamed to go again."

"No way," Ling Yixi glanced at the little Ling Bao who was playing with sand, "Ling Bao is still here, I can't leave her behind."

Just now, he almost failed to catch up with Xiao Lingbao, which made him break out in a cold sweat.

"Ling Bao Ling Bao! Can you still spend the rest of your life with your Ling Bao?" Jin Ke'er was furious,
"I know, I'm worthless in your heart, those luxuries are worth more than me!"

Ling Yixi anxiously defended: "I didn't mean that...but Ling Bao is really important."

Jin Keer was so angry that his heart was shaking.

But she also knows that Ling Yixi is a stickler, and he has always been soft rather than hard.

She took a soft breath: "Ling Bao is playing inside. There are so many people watching here, and there are surveillance cameras. Nothing will happen. I'll watch for you too. Just go and swipe your card, and it will be soon."

She acted like a baby: "Go~"

A pair of dark eyes looked at Ling Yixi, exuding an indescribable charm.

Ling Yixi was dizzy: "Then, then I'll go, help me watch Ling Bao..."

Jin Ke'er was satisfied, she stood on tiptoe, planning to send a sweet kiss...

"Uncle stay away!"

Xiao Lingbao rushed over like a small missile.

Jin Ke'er's lips hadn't touched Ling Yixi's face yet.

swoosh-

A spray of pesticide-smelling mist sprayed her face.

Jin Ke'er's eyes and nose immediately stinged unbearably as if pepper water had been applied.

"What are you doing..." The scream was only halfway out.

嗞 - 嗞 -

Xiao Lingbao grabbed a bottle of insecticide and sprayed it fiercely.

"Justice Mieharming Spirit! Justice Mieharming Spirit! The bugs are scattered!"

Jin Keer was completely angry.

Her eyes, ears, mouth and nose all hurt, and she felt that her entire face was going to be destroyed.

"Are you sick!" She ignored Ling Yixi who was in a daze, and reached out to grab Xiao Lingbao.

Xiao Lingbao was actually very scared.

When Jin Ke'er went to kiss Ling Yixi just now, she saw with her own eyes a sharp black thing sticking out of her mouth, like a bug's mouthpart.

So she took out the insecticide in her schoolbag and rushed to rescue her uncle.

Jin Ke'er stretched out his hand to grab her, but Little Ling Bao actually saw a row of burrs on her wrist.

"Little native chicken, go!" Xiao Lingbao panicked, and Yusuo came out.

"what!"

The jade lock just hit Jin Ke'er's forehead, causing her eyes to stare and she fell to the ground.

……

The jade lock fell to the ground with a bang.

Only little Lingbao could hear the little chicken neighing crazily:

"I'm not a chicken! I'm not a chicken again! I won't eat such a disgusting bug! I won't eat it!"

Ling Yixi was terrified: "Ke'er, you, your forehead..."

Jin Ke'er's full and smooth forehead was hit by the jade lock, and a large part was sunken in, and the two sides bulged, like a king with golden horns.

When Jin Keer touched it, his heart skipped a beat.

The hyaluronic acid she had just applied not long ago hadn't been fully absorbed, so after such a smash, it could be regarded as showing her original shape.

It was all caused by that little hoof that killed thousands of knives!

Jin Keer's hatred for Xiao Lingbao reached its peak.

"You little..." Regardless of her appearance, she frantically rushed towards Xiao Lingbao.

Little Lingbao picked up the jade lock on the ground, took advantage of Jin Ke'er's approach, and precisely stuffed it into her mouth, shouting crisply:
"Golden ghost! I'll call you, do you dare to promise?"

Jin Keer: "..."

Little Chicken: "..."

"Ling Yixi."

Suddenly, Ling Xuanyan's cold voice sounded from the side.

Ling Yixi's feet softened: "Brother..."

Why is big brother here?Isn't he very busy?
Ling Xuan's voice was as cold as ice: "You actually stole Ling Bao out."

Ling Yixi: "Ah, I didn't..."

"You even asked this woman out to bully Ling Bao."

Jin Keer: "Uh--"

Please who is bullying whom?
"Uncle Sanhuo." Seeing Ling Xuanyan, little Lingbao burst into tears, "Uncle Sanhuo, the bug spirit is so scary..."

Pointy mouth thorns and fluffy wrists, but also to eat the baby.

Ling Xuanyan hugged little Lingbao, his face was as dark as the sky that was about to fall.

"Send this woman to the police station." The second child didn't realize it, so he could help him realize it.

Jin Keer finally spat out the jade lock.

"Master Xuan, I didn't, I wasn't," she was frightened to death, "Yes, it was Ling Yixi who asked me out!"

Ling Yixi is a fool, but Ling Xuanyan is the king of Hades.

Jin Ke'er dared to PUA Ling Yixi, but she didn't even dare to face Ling Xuanyan squarely.

At the beginning of the Gu, the first thing she fell in love with was actually Ling Xuanyan, but his pure Yang body almost turned her back.

She just settled for the next best thing and found Ling Yixi.

"When did I send you a text message?" Ling Yixi was horrified,

"I never sent it!"

(End of this chapter)