The King of Quick Transmigration took the wrong cannon fodder script!

Once you wake up, don't even think about calming down.

The questions the little guys had been holding back for three days came out one after another.

What Xiaoba is most concerned about is: "Sister, what does the sky look like? Have you seen many gods?"

Xiaojiu tilted her head and said cutely: "Sister, when a goddess gives birth to a child, will it be a little fairy? Do the little gods want to go to school? What kind of magic do they know?"

Before she could think of how to answer, the two children started asking immersive questions again:
"Sister, how far can a god fly with just a somersault?"

"Sister."

Ahhhh, one head, fermented and doubled in size.

It's not just kids who are curious.

After the adults ate Chef Xie’s fermented white steamed buns that were quite soft, and the braised meat that was caramelized, salty and fresh.

It’s also one question after another.

Yuri took a long breath and finished eight steamed buns the size of an adult's fist, burped and asked:
"Daughter, what are the steamed buns at the Fairy's house made of? They are fragrant and soft, and they taste better than millet cakes."

You Aniang looked at the stewed meat that had been swept away by adults and children, leaving no gravy left, and asked:

"Daughter, please tell me how to make this pot of stewed meat. You can make such a big pot at once and eat it for a long time. This method is very good."

The women said that they had unlocked another meat preservation method and wanted to promote it to the women of the tribe.

"Daughter, how delicious is the Chinese New Year in heaven? Who are the people in your master's family?"

"Girlfriend."

Mrs. You deeply realized what it is: a lie must be maintained by countless lies.

She was afraid that there were too many holes in her lies and her CPU would burn out.

Finally, after trying every possible means and racking his brains, he kneaded the 21st century of fairy cultivators and flower growers into a hodgepodge:

"Gods are not omnipotent. They have been learning the Book of Heaven since they were young. Those with poor talents will study for more than 20 to [-] years, while those with good talents will study for decades.

Lay the foundation first, and then pursue advanced studies.

People like my master have spent a lifetime studying medical skills and studying various diseases and pharmacology."

In one breath, I gave my family some popular science:

Occupations include writer (teacher), martial artist (professional soldier), physician (doctor), weapon refiner (mechanical engineer), planter (professional farmer), etc.

After hearing this, Dadi You and others had a "dumbfounded" emoticon plastered on their faces.

It turns out that even gods and goddesses must live and learn!
It turns out that there are also three, six or nine levels of gods!
It's very different from the omnipotent gods they think of.

Different perceptions must be changed immediately!
After all, my sister is the only one who has ever ascended to heaven!

Someone who "went to heaven" finally found a good reason for "business trip" for himself to disappear from time to time in the future:
"Mom and dad, my master said that an outer disciple like me can barely pick one or two out of a million. In the future, I will need to study with him often."

Yuri was still a little hesitant: "Daughter, you have been studying for decades, have you reached the end of your studies?"

Mrs. You spread her hands: "Learning medicine is different from other magic. You need to calm down and learn it. I can't treat everyone after I have completed my studies. When I am not sure, I can still shake the master. .”

The road to studying medicine is long and long.

Yuri Chang felt sorry that his daughter could not learn the skills of the medical fairy in a short period of time.

She was also proud that among millions of people, she had such an opportunity to be chosen as the apprentice by the Medical Immortal.

If a daughter is talented, doesn't it mean that the parents who gave birth to her are capable?

Ah, this is awesome, you have to brag about it!
Yuri looks like this guy, he doesn't have any other "bad habits".

First, he loves being an official. In order to compete for the position of head of the district, he did a lot of publicity for his reputation as a clairvoyant.The second one is good face and loves to brag. In the past few years, the only thing he could brag about was himself.

In recent months, he has boasted too much.

"Friends of Woodworking" is his most recent masterpiece. He learned the wood-making methods brought by the Book of Heaven and then taught them to others.

There are one or two men in each family in the "big pit" who are his apprentices.

The weight of the "crown" made him walk even more "evenly and steadily". Understand the style of a veteran cadre who is self-taught!
During the past few days when his daughter went to Master's house, he and his wife were not only happy, but also a little worried.

I was afraid that the gods would leave my daughter in the sky and not let her come back.

Unexpectedly, the days in heaven are the same as on earth.

Say three days, just three days.

After eating a lot of good food and listening to a lot of fairy tales, he had to tell everyone quickly.

Otherwise, as time goes by, he will not be able to describe the taste of steamed buns properly.

He loves to show off, but he is also a generous person.

I plan to send some buns and fish to the clan elders and Wu Zhu.

It also allows everyone to entertain guests more and eat more during the Chinese New Year.

In addition to the New Year's Eve, "Jukengli" will also last for half a month of holidays.

The programs during the Chinese New Year are also colorful.

Married women will take their children and men back to their natal homes on the second day of the Lunar New Year to live a relaxed life without having to cook or serve men and children.

Because there is no currency in the "big pit", the New Year gifts brought are basically home-made food and handicrafts.

When men are drinking, they like to beat leather drums with rocks or animal bones and sing along with the tunes passed down by their fathers.

After a married woman, in addition to returning to her parents' home, she also has one of the most mysterious activities to carry out secretly.

That is - divination.

Because the Chinese New Year is considered a new beginning, everyone hopes to understand the good and bad fortunes they will encounter in the new year through divination so that they can make corresponding preparations.

Among them, those who seek children are the most numerous.

Mrs. You's uncle, the only "Wizhu" in the three miles, has been extremely busy in the past half month.

This year, men and underage children in the "big pit" have more places to go to pay New Year's greetings.

Master, I am a teacher who teaches wood craftsmanship, and I am also a teacher who teaches writing.

Xiaoba and Xiaojiu went out for a long walk, then brought more than 60 children to their home.

Suddenly, her bridal chamber was overturned.

Mrs. You was placed on the only Taishi chair in her house, feeling helpless as she watched a group of brats insisting on kowtowing to her.

"Hey, okay, okay!"

"Get up quickly and get some candy yourself."

"Hey, Xiaoqi from the Zhao family, you learned arithmetic all these years ago in vain. Everyone else kowtows three times, why are you kowtowing four times?"

There was a clear (stupid) look in the child's eyes, and he smiled naively: "I just want to knock four of them, I am more filial than them all."

The husband is suffering in his heart, and he wants to tell the parents of the little kid about his suffering.

The child's father, carrying a broom at home, chased the child and beat him: "You stinky boy, there are three gods and four ghosts for you!" (End of Chapter)