Chapter 257 The Eldest Princess in the Giant Pit ([-])
Hearing this, even the timid got goosebumps, and Mrs. You only held on to her aunt's sleeve tightly.

Terrible, terrible, molluscs, especially snakes, were her deathbed.

Just listening to it made her tremble with fear.

"Pfft!"
Mrs. Zhao was happy to see her daughter's cowardice.

"When you are young, you tremble when you mention a snake. What are you afraid of? This cold iron machete that your father personally gave you can cut off the head of a boa constrictor!"

"Mother, snakes are poisonous, poisonous!"

"Not all snakes are venomous, and poisonous snakes are also poisonous! Come on, squat down, and look carefully!

See this clump of hedyotis?Wherever there are venomous snakes, there are them!If you are unlucky enough to be bitten by a snake, you can pick up its leaves, chew it up and apply it to the wound..."

Mrs. Zhao taught her daughter a class on the spot about the types of poisonous snakes and the medicinal materials for resolving snake poisons!

"Aniang, if I was bitten by a poisonous ant, can I still use this Hedyotis?"

"The toxicity of poisonous ants is different from that of snake venom. At this time, you need to find a kind of yellow tartar, grind the yellow tartar into powder, and apply some saliva on the bitten place!"

Listen to the life wisdom of the ancients!

Mrs. You hates that there is no such thing as paper and pen, no matter how good the memory is, it is not as good as a bad pen, huh!

A group of people pushed through the grass and slowly entered the primeval forest...

It took about half an hour to walk at this speed, and it was estimated that he had only walked ten miles at most, so it was still safe and sound.

The more she listened to her aunt, the more frightened Mrs. You became, not to mention how cautious she was.

Her dog whizzing and cowering appearance, in the eyes of the little ladies surnamed Xian, is quite unpopular.

Langzhong Xian can also be regarded as a person with "superpowers" in the "Jukengli". When he competed with Father Youa for the head of the village, he was short of a few votes.

The doctor who saved lives and healed the wounded VS the clairvoyant You Adie!

It is not clear which "super power" is more useful.

Anyway, the Xian family didn't say anything, but they were somewhat unconvinced in their hearts.

After the adults' complaints were heard by the children, they more or less brought them out.

Instead, Mrs. Zhao opened the way for everyone, when Mrs. You placed the order.

A fat girl who seemed to be 1.7 meters tall and weighed at least 180 kilograms, led several young ladies who were also not light, and jumped up to her.

Miss You, who was mentally older than her aunt, didn't even frown.I am used to this move of static braking.

The little lady with the largest tonnage couldn't hold back, and opened her mouth first: "Oh, some people are just coquettish, and after hearing a few words about poisonous snakes and poisonous ants, they are too scared to speak. If you really encounter a poisonous snake , do you think she will be so frightened that her legs will weaken and she will not be able to run?"

Her little follower is very good at answering questions: "Hee hee, elder sister, I heard that people will cry. If you encounter a poisonous snake, sit on the ground and cry loudly, the poisonous snake will turn around and run away in fright, right?"

"Hahaha, it makes sense, it makes sense! But, she has to cry when she encounters a male snake!" The fat girl was triumphant, and she glanced at someone while she was showing off.

The sisters were puzzled.

"why?"

"Why doesn't the mother snake work?"

"Forget about being stupid, let me ask you, on weekdays, is your father afraid of your mother crying?"

"Scared!" Several people said in unison.

"Then, is your mother afraid that you will cry?"

"Not afraid!" The answer was neat.

There are also people who are busy helping her find love: "If I dare to shout and cry at home, my mother will chase me with a broom!"

"That's right. When a female snake encounters a female and cries, she will just go up and give her a bite!"

"Hahaha..." Mrs. You almost burst out of laughter when she heard this, this fat girl is really talented.

Rich imagination, very good at analogy!
They couldn't laugh at her anymore, and they didn't know her, did they understand the implication of their words!
At this time, whoever speaks first loses.

The fat girls were so angry that they didn't want to talk to the lunatic who was still laughing.

Not having enough fun yet, Zhao Jiajiu's cousin called her from the front and waved to her desperately.

"Big cousin, come here quickly, come here and have a look, this fungus is so big!"

When the girls of the Xian family heard the words, they all rushed forward without saying a word.

According to the rules in the forest, whoever picks up the mushrooms and dried fruits counts, and the first to strike is the best!

After all, the thin man ran faster than the fat man, but after Mrs. You arrived, she dared not pick it.

"Cousin Nine, I've never seen this fungus before, can I eat it?"

The gray and simple spherical fungus that swelled to the size of a basketball was beyond Madam You's cognition.

Cousin Zhao Jiajiu also couldn't make up her mind, she kept pulling her hair: "My family has never eaten this fungus, but judging by its color, it should be edible, right?"

The general color of toadstools is brighter, and the common colors that can be eaten are mostly gray, black and white.

"Get out of the way! You are afraid of being poisoned, but we are not afraid!" The fat girl squeezed the two sisters away with a push of her buttocks.

This is not talking about martial arts, the ninth cousin is also a violent temper, dare to snatch things from her!

While the few people were staring at the fungus and sighing, the little girl flew up from behind and kicked the spherical fungus the size of a basketball far away.

Unexpectedly, an accident happened.

Just hearing a loud "bang", the coccoid bacteria flew into the air and exploded.

With the crackling sound, there was a large amount of black smoke in the ball, which spread in the air.

Mrs. You was dumbfounded: Is this a fungus or a firecracker?Or a smoke bomb?

"Pinch your nose, run, run!" Mrs. Zhao rushed over when she heard the movement, and beckoned the little ladies to run away from a distance.

Without turning her head, Mrs. You took the hand of Ninth Cousin, and ran towards her A Niang.

The fat girls reacted a little slower, and the one closest to the fungus was already covered in black smoke.

"Ah, my face is so itchy, so itchy!"

What smoke bombs are so powerful?
Mrs. You and her nine cousins ​​were so frightened that their legs went limp, and they didn't dare to stay for a moment.

Mrs. Zhao and others rushed over anxiously, "How did you break the snake egg fungus? Ah! The black powder inside is stuck, and it will itch for three days and two nights!"

"Mother, will someone die?" Mrs. You's face was pale, if it weren't for those fat girls, she must be the one who would scream.

How much her hand owes, she wants to poke it open to see what's inside if she can't take it off.

Mrs. Zhao shook her head and sighed: "Hey! Although it is not fatal, it will be uncomfortable if you don't scratch it when it starts to itch. When the itch stops, your face will rot!"

Scratch your face?
This is like a bolt from the blue for the little lady who is about to see each other!
Of course, the mothers-in-law in the "giant pit" mostly judge the beauty and ugliness of the little ladies based on their physical health.

However, the face is also very important!
It's a man who is good-looking, and it's a common principle in ancient and modern times.

(End of this chapter)

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