Every female cultivator covers the sky with one hand

Chapter 249

After hearing Ye Qingfeng's words, Tu Tian, ​​who was closest to Xihe, really had the courage to touch Xihe's nails.

For Xihe's fingernails, she took painstaking care to maintain them, and occasionally accidentally broke a small part, which would really make her feel distressed for several days.

Tu Tian carelessly stretched out a finger to touch it, and sure enough he did.

And when he touched it, seeing that Xihe didn't respond, he planned to try to twist it.

Appropriate pain should allow Xihe to wake up earlier.

He was afraid that Xihe would sleep for too long, and if he was not discovered in time, something would go wrong with his sleep.

"Offended, Xihe, and Xihe your nails!"

Tu Tian apologized in advance, used two rough fingers to pinch the long, bright red nail, and twisted it.

He hasn't tried very hard yet.

suddenly.

There was a loud bang.

Liu Jing and Mouse King haven't seen what's going on yet.

Xi He, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, slapped Tu Tian's big face with a big slap.

"Dare to touch my old lady's nails!" Xi He shouted with his eyes closed, his tone full of murderous intent.

With one slap, Tu Tian was sent flying.

Fortunately, Xihe had just recovered, and his strength was not too strong, and fortunately, Tu Tian was thick-skinned enough to withstand the slap.

If it was another Xiantai second-level cultivation base, I am afraid that Xihe's slap would directly smash his head into pieces.

Xihe looks lazy and a little fragile, but in fact, she has revealed her violent nature long before.

"Oh, you..." Tu Tian yelled, covering half of his face, wanting to burst out, but considering Xi He's strength, he swallowed the last two words abruptly.

"what!"

Liu Jing, the mouse king, felt his scalp go numb for a while, but also sympathized with Tu Tian, ​​and deeply realized Xi He's hidden nature.

Duan De walked over, patted Tu Tian on the shoulder, and expressed sympathy with his eyes.

Tu Tianhong's face was half swollen, and he said inarticulately: "I really don't know good people."

Xi He, who was lying on the ground, slowly opened a pair of wonderful eyes, quickly looked around, the expression on her face changed, she sat up, pinched her fingernails, and straightened her crooked hair bun. Lazily asked, "What happened?"

Seeing Xihe's series of actions, and hearing her laziness, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, okay, Xihe is still the same pretentious Xihe, and his brain is not damaged!

Tu Tian let go of the hand covering his face, rushed towards Xihe with half of his red and swollen face, and said bitterly: "You hit me, look at what you did."

"Really, is it me?" Xihe laughed and said, "Who will tell me what happened just now?"

Liu Jing and the mouse king took the initiative to step forward, Liu Jing pretended to be Xihe, and the mouse king pretended to be Tu Tian, ​​and vividly interpreted the slap just now.

Xi and "Puchi" smiled and said, "It's just such a trivial matter, why bother so much."

"Small matter?" Tu Tian didn't intend to worry about it at first, the injury on his face was secondary, the key point is that he is a big man, he was slapped in the face in public, it was very embarrassing, very embarrassing.

"Then what should we do?" Xi He moved in front of Tu Tian, ​​leaned his face towards him and said, "Otherwise you slap me too, and we're both clean."

Xi He's face was very close to Tu Tian.

Tu Tian took two steps back nervously, and said in a trembling voice, "Xihe, you are so old and unscrupulous, you actually teased me!"

"Haha, that's right." Xihe said, "Do you still fight? If not, we will continue to the next tomb."

"Let's stop fighting." Duan De said with a belly laugh, "Xian Er beats Xian San, Tu Tian you hit Xihe, I guess Xihe's face is fine, but your arm is broken. Good men don't fight with women, that's all for now Turn the page."

Xihe smiled and said, "I have no objection."

Tu Tian said in a loud voice: "I'll save you, you hit me, you apologize, say thank you, it's not too much."

Xihe was kind, bowed and said, "I'm sorry, thank you."

Tu Tian took another step back, and couldn't help but said: "Hey, Xihe, you are in the Dao Realm of the Three Immortals, and you are the Supreme Elder of the Holy Land of Shaking Light, where is your integrity?"

Xihe waved his hands and smiled, a slightly wretched smile, and said: "How much is moral integrity worth? I take off the noble crown of an elder and get along with you as an ordinary person. You should be so grateful for being so approachable." .”

Tu Tian was speechless for a while, Xi and this old man was becoming more and more dishonest.

The longer they get along, the more Xihe reveals his true nature.

"Are you finished talking?"

In the isolation formation, Ye Qingfeng suddenly made a sound.

"Hey! The little patriarch is here too?"

Xihe was slightly surprised.

Just now, when she saw that there was no figure of Ye Qingfeng in the white jade bottle, and that there was no figure of Ye Qingfeng in the emperor cauldron, she thought that Ye Qingfeng had gone to work elsewhere.

Oops!

Just now, her unscrupulous performance as a sage master of the fluttering light all fell into the eyes of this little patriarch.

She blackened the shrine of the flutter.

Ye Qingfeng saw through Xihe's thoughts, and couldn't help laughing: "It's okay, it's not the first time I've seen your gaffe."

"Isn't this your first gaffe?" Xihe was taken aback again.

Staying by Ye Qingfeng's side, she tried to restrain her nature as much as possible, and tried her best to pretend to be a well-regulated and perfect Supreme Elder.

Ye Qingfeng said in a tone: "It is indeed not the first time."

So Liu Jing pretended to be Xihe who was poisoned, and the mouse king pretended to be Duan De who was molested by Xihe, and then vividly interpreted the incident of being poisoned by phantom poison.

This act directly embarrassed Duan Dexihe.

Xihe quickly denied it: "I'm not that lustful person. Besides, the honor of that fellow Taoist didn't catch my eye at all."

"Heh, aren't you that lecherous person?" Tu Tian was a little unbelieving.

"I dare to swear to God, when I am awake, I will never treat Duan De or Tu Tian, ​​and I will not give birth to the slightest wave of heart! Otherwise, my soul will be scattered and I will die!" Xihe raised two fingers, solemnly swear.

This act made Tu Tian and Duan De extremely embarrassed.

Tu Tian thinks his appearance is rough, but he is masculine and still very attractive to female cultivators. He didn't expect that in Xihe's place, he is nothing.

Duan De thinks he is fatter, but his rich wealth and his superb tomb robbery skills should also arouse Xihe's slightest throbbing.

Although they were never tempted by Xihe, they were belittled by Xihe in this way of swearing.

It has to be said that Tu Tian Duan De's man's dignity was somewhat damaged.

Liu Jing laughed and said: "I testify, I testify, Xi and Elder did not look up to Master Duan. At that time, Xi and Elder should have regarded Master Duan as a delicious, soft and juicy delicacy."

The Mouse King added with a smile: "I guess, it's a plate of fat braised pork."

Duan De's face turned dark.

Xihe pinched her fingernails and smiled with satisfaction: "This explanation is reasonable."

Ye Qingfeng also smiled, and said: "Duan De, give me another one of the poisonous space dice, and let me study it."

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