How can I allow you and others to get involved in my old lady's Tang Dynasty?

Shenzhou boundary, Guochao, Zhengxinzhou, Liangcheng.

The afternoon air seemed a little dull, the weather in July was indeed a bit hot, and the cicadas on the trees kept chirping feebly.

Li Jie opened his eyes and found that he was tied to a stone pillar in the yard. On the Grand Master's chair in front of him, a rough-looking middle-aged man in a long gown was sitting with a teacup in his hand.

The big man had an eye-catching beard, and behind him a circle of slaves and tenants stood respectfully. From a distance, he could see the family's female servants hiding behind the female wall and peeking quietly.

The strong man blew a few sips into the tea in his hand and asked, "Who are you, a monster, that dares to possess my son? Tell the truth, otherwise, I will beat you to death."

Filming a drama?role play?What happened? Li Jie was a little confused. Wasn't he hit?What is filming?What role play?What got hit?Li Jie felt that his thoughts were separated from his own, as if he had been hit by a stick on the head, buzzing.

Reasonable and chaotic thoughts are constantly colliding in the mind, making people feel uncomfortable and want to vomit.

Li Jie struggled twice and found that his mouth was tightly blocked by an unknown rag.I could only hum helplessly.son?Li Jie used his remaining rationality to think, could the face in front of him that looked like a bandit actually be his father?Wait, what is a bandit?What is dad?
"Master, this evildoer refuses to reply. I heard that smearing the blood of a black chicken can ward off evil spirits. How about asking the cook to kill a chicken and take the blood and smear it with it? Maybe the young master will be saved." The steward approached the strong man and whispered.

The strong man put down the tea bowl and said hesitantly: "Is it effective? I heard that black dog blood is more effective."

"Master, there are no black dogs at home." The housekeeper looked at the strong man and said leisurely: "Last month you said that having dogs at home was too noisy, so you asked the kitchen to stew the dogs. That day you were there alone to support I bought a pot and drank two large jars of wine."

The strong man paused for a moment as he put down the tea cup, "Then go out and buy some. Why are you still standing there?"

"I'm going to send someone to buy it now. I have chickens at home. Why don't you try the effect first?" the steward said. He glanced at Li Jie cautiously and said to the strong man: "Sir, the county government's police officers should go ahead." It is said that many people have gone missing in the county recently, do you think so?"

"No, if this monster is that kind of powerful ferocious monster, he won't let me knock him down with a stick. Besides, sir, I have also studied in the academy for a few years. I can deal with ordinary little characters. If it is true, Can this monster be knocked down by me with a stick?" The strong man touched his beard and smacked his mouth twice.

"It is said that a house that accumulates good deeds must have Yu Qing. I, Lao Li, can be regarded as a respectable person. Although I don't have Haoran's righteousness to protect my body, there is no way for such ordinary evil spirits to invade my mansion. In this way, you can send people to guard the Taoist temple. All the monks and bhikkhus from the Buddhist temple are invited to come."

"Master, we have already sent someone to get your name card. They will probably arrive soon. They still have to give you some face."

"That's right, not to mention that half of the land in this county belongs to my old Li family. After all, our tutor is that wife."

The butler nodded in agreement, but there was a hint of sarcasm on his face. Mr. Li picked up the cup and lowered his head to look at the tea leaves in the cup. This strange color was clearly seen by Li Jie who was tied up opposite.

At this time, a servant came out from the backyard kitchen carrying a wooden bucket, "Master, the chicken blood is ready."

Mr. Li looked at the bucket of chicken blood and almost pulled off his beard, "How many chickens have been killed?"

"Except for the old hens that lay eggs and the roosters that crow, there's no one else in the house." The servant lowered his head and said.

"Damn it, are you all pig-minded? Isn't this chicken money?"

"Master, please calm down, don't the people in the family also care about the young master? Besides, this has to do with evil spirits, and the servants are also very scared." The housekeeper hurriedly stepped forward to persuade.

"That's it, that's it. Let's inform the chef that the whole family will have chicken tonight."

"Master is wise."

Li Jie looked at the master and servant of this living treasure and almost didn't laugh, but he soon stopped laughing. He saw a few healthy servants scooping out a full scoop of chicken blood from the bucket with fear. Walking towards him with a trace of excitement.Li Jie struggled hard, but because the rope was too tight, he could only twist his body a few times, and made a hmm sound from his throat.

A piece of dark red and smelly chicken blood smeared on Li Jie's face. Li Jie suddenly felt that his life was a dining table even if it was not a coffee table. Why did he feel this way? What is a coffee table and what is a dining table?Tragedy and tragedy?What are you thinking about?
There was silence all around, and the eight-foot-tall green-faced, ferocious monster with a big mouth and bloody mouth that everyone imagined in their hearts did not appear.

"Master, no, no, it doesn't work." A servant holding a gourd and ladle said to Landlord Li.

A sneer came from the gate, "The blood of black-bone chickens can cure the illnesses of people and can drive away ghosts, but I have never heard of one that can drive away evil spirits, let alone the native chickens raised here. Taoist priest, my eyes were opened today. The master often said that the villagers Ignorance, stupid people are unwise, I have learned the lesson."

Li Jie struggled to open his eyes, which were covered with chicken blood, and saw a young Taoist priest in navy blue Taoist uniform floating up from outside the gate. He bowed to Landlord Li, "Exceptor Li, I am a poor Taoist priest from the Immortal Court of Wu Liuxian." Zeng Xiping, a disciple of Qingxu Temple in Chao Dynasty, the outer sect of the sect, is polite. The temple owner went out for a wander three days ago and has not returned yet, so Xiaodao came first, first to confess his sins, and secondly to see what bold evildoer dared to cause trouble here. "

Landlord Li looked at Zeng Xiping with a slightly suspicious look, "Little Taoist priest, let's see what's going on with my son."

Zeng Xiping turned around and looked at Li Jie. A white light flashed in his eyes, and his pupils instantly became square. Li Jie looked at Zeng Xiping's eyes and felt as if a brush was brushing from the top of his head to the soles of his feet. A feeling seemed to be revealed from the depths of his soul. The itching that came out made Li Jie couldn't help but snort. He felt that his mind was clear and his headache felt much relieved. He remembered that he had been hit by a car. That one started with a T. A car with brake problems.But why am I tied here?What is going on with this weird person?

Zeng Xiping frowned, "Strange, the aura of your young master is pure and peaceful, without any evil breath or sign. How did Mr. Li determine that your young master is an evil spirit or is possessed by an evil spirit?"

"Well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. My son has been stupid and stupid for more than ten years. He can't even speak. Now he suddenly becomes normal. It's really confusing. After all, I once studied in the academy. At that time, my teacher told me that a sage once said that if something goes wrong, there must be a demon." Landlord Li smiled unnaturally at Zeng Xiping, rubbing his two big hands back and forth. "It'll be fine if nothing happens, it'll be fine if nothing happens, it's just my son..."

"Except Mr. Li, you are not allowed to joke about evil things. The country must keep a record of any evil things. If you lie about evil, you will be sent to the government prison. This is an iron law, and high-ranking officials are not immune to it. , how can you be such a childish person?" Zeng Xiping took a step forward, with an aggressive look in his eyes, and shouted at Landlord Li.

Landlord Li's hand stroking his beard froze, and then he rolled his eyes and said to the housekeeper: "Go to the warehouse to get fifty silver dollars and give it to this little Taoist priest. It is the incense money given to Qingxu Temple by my Li family."

"Liu Yuanwai, it's obvious to you that exorcism and subjugation of demons is the duty of monks..." At this time, "Amitabha" was heard from far away, and two young monks in moon-white robes appeared. Between Zeng Xiping and Landlord Li.

"Brother Taoist, the Buddha said that wealth and beauty come to people, and no one wants to part with them. For example, if there is honey on the blade of a knife, it is not worth the beauty of a meal. How can yellow and white things tarnish the laws of the country." A monk clasped his hands and bowed his head slightly, and said to Li Zenger Humanity said, "Ming Guangming, the lower courtyard of the Buddha's Vajra Temple, the Guochao Pudu Zen Temple, has met Mr. Li and Brother Tao. The two of us have come to get rid of the evil spirits of your noble son. Mr. Li is presiding over the retreat for meditation, and he will not be free today. The poor monk is here This is a confession."

Landlord Li looked at Zeng Xiping and rubbed his hands in embarrassment, "Taoist Priest, look..."

Zeng Xiping blinked at Landlord Li, who nodded and said, "Steward, prepare a portion of a good vegetarian meal, and then go to the warehouse to get 50 taels and give them to the two masters. Well, it is regarded as incense money for Pudu Zen Temple. "

Li Jie looked at this scene and suddenly felt a familiar and speechless feeling. Money is a thing, and it can indeed communicate with the gods. If this Taoist priest goes to work in the workplace, he must be an extremely smooth and extravagant person.work?Li Jie was excited. He remembered that there was a leadership meeting in the afternoon, and it was over now.

Two monks stood next to Li Jie, one on the left and one on the right. They pinched a Buddhist seal in their hands and heard a loud shout: Om. Li Jie felt his ears tremble, and a Buddhist scripture rang in his ears: The demonic realm appears before you. If you are unable to recognize it, your mind will be wrong and you will fall into wrong views.Perhaps you are a Yin demon, or a demon from heaven, or you are possessed by ghosts and gods, or you are encountering demons. You have no idea in your mind, and you regard the thief as your son. . . . .

In front of Li Jie, there appeared Feitian, Buddha girls, petals all over the sky, Dapeng, dragons, Yakshas, ​​Shura, and all kinds of rare and strange beasts flying in the sky. The great light illuminated everything. There seemed to be a giant Buddha in front of him asking questions over and over again with the power of heaven. Myself, what kind of monster are you, why are you strange? Take refuge in my Buddha and go to the other side.

Li Jie's eyes began to blur, and a large amount of golden light began to pour into his body. At this time, a breath suddenly burst out in his mind. Li Jie felt a chill in his mind, and a strange surge spread to all sides.

Everything came to mind. Li Jie remembered who he was. He put it on and gloriously joined the army of fashionable time-travelers. After three years of preparation and five years of actual combat, he finally made it ashore and got an iron job in a small county on the [-]th line. I traveled through a small town to be a question writer, but I traveled back to the landowner's silly son. In addition to the delicious food, fun playing drums, fierce housekeeper, and painful beatings, the original memory contained no valuable information. There is no way to provide it.

As the only silly son of a landlord, Li Jie's name in this world is still Li Jie. The clothes in this world are similar to the style of ancient China before the Qing Dynasty. It is difficult to judge which type, but the lingua franca is Chinese, but the accent is different. Weird, mixed with some Shaanxi, Henan or Shanxi accents. If Li Jie had not had the experience of living at the intersection of three provinces for nearly 30 years in his previous life, he would not have mastered the communication language in three to five days.

Not long after he started speaking, the servants at home showed a very strange expression, so several people went out at extremely fast speeds to look for Landlord Li who was out on business.

The stupid son who never spoke actually spoke.

Landlord Li, who had not returned home for several days, first reacted when he entered the house. He was not bursting into tears, saying that the sky has eyes, holding his silly son in his arms and crying. Instead, he picked up a wooden stick and shouted: "No!" The power of talking about monsters can confuse the gods, so where can the evil spirits dare to act so arrogantly?Li Jie was hit directly on the head by Landlord Li with a stick, and he fell straight down. He vaguely heard Landlord Li talking about temples, Taoist temples, evil spirits and so on.

Thinking of this, Li Jie suddenly felt that he was so tired, but his vision went dark, and he fell to the ground, unconscious.

At this time, the small courtyard was filled with energy. The rope on Li Jie's body was broken, and the rag in his mouth was also knocked out.

Mingcheng Mingguang was pushed ten feet away by the air wave. Landlord Li and Zeng Xiping were also shocked by this scene and were dumbfounded. "Haoran Qi, Confucian Haoran Qi. Have any of you ever seen a fool with awe-inspiring Qi? Dao Ancestor, this is me. Haven’t you woken up yet?”

When Li Jie woke up, he still had Landlord Li's big bandit-like face in front of him. There was three parts concern, three parts joy, three parts calmness and one part anxiety on this face.

"Wake up, wake up." Landlord Li's big face came closer, and Li Jie shrank back in fear.

"It'll be fine if you wake up." A gentle voice sounded from behind Landlord Li. "Don't scare the children."

Li Jie looked through Landlord Li's big face and saw a middle-aged man standing in the room. He was thin and his hair was tied up casually with a wooden hairpin. His eyebrows were thick and neat, his eyes were sparkling and his nose was strong. The square face with the Chinese character gives people a feeling of peace of mind, and there is a smile on the corner of the mouth, as if everything is under control.

Li Jie was a little confused and didn't know how to speak.

"This is my eldest brother." Landlord Li said to Li Jie, "I will make it clear to you today that your boy is not my biological child, but I have raised you for more than ten years. I don't want to ask you what happened to your boy. Don’t ask me what’s going on with me, I’m just asking you, do you recognize me?”

"Monkey, the child just woke up, what are you going to do?"

Li Shenhou ignored the questioning of the man behind him, and just stared at Li Jie and continued, "My name is Li Shenhou. If you recognize me as your father, then you are my son. If someone hurts a hair on your head, I will take care of you." I want his whole family to be in order. If you don't recognize me, you and I can be considered acquaintances. Now in the master's house, I beg the master to give you a good fortune. From now on, we will meet each other in the world and we will not owe each other anything."

Li Jie's brain was spinning rapidly. How about it being so exciting? The first time he woke up, he was splashed with chicken blood on his face, and the second time he woke up, he had to recognize his father?
By the way, this father does not look very good, but judging from the fragmented memories of his previous life, his bandit-like father is pretty good to me. Candy is always given by this father, and the few happy memories he has of his original life are also from this father. Since you have taken advantage of others, you must repay others' kindness.

Besides, he had just traveled through time, so he couldn't look out of place. At that moment, Li Jie made up his mind, but found that he couldn't say "Dad", so he could only nod and said softly, "I do."

Li Shenhou suddenly smiled and said, "My dear son, please have a good rest and don't run around. I will go out with your uncle to do some things. When your father comes back, I will arrange for ten marriages for you and ask for ten marriages." Eight beautiful young ladies will flourish the lives of our old Li family."

What a simple landlord class logic, such excellent landlord class ideas, and such a happy landlord class life.Li Jie thought to himself, this dad is good and can handle him.

The middle-aged man behind Li Shenhou helplessly held his forehead and said to Li Jie, "My name is Qizhu, please call me uncle. You can rest here and cultivate yourself. Master will call you to meet him soon. Remember, what Master said Whatever you do, this is your great destiny."

Li Jie didn't know what to say for a moment. He watched Li Shenhou and Qi Zhu leave the room with so many thoughts in his mind.

Aren't you tied up?Isn't it evil? Why such a big turn suddenly?How many things happened in the meantime?
He couldn't say he rejected Li Shenhou as his father. Thinking that Li Shenhou would get a lot of wives for him, he giggled for no reason.

But when I thought about my time-travelling people and my parents in my previous life, my mood suddenly started to feel low, and my mind uncontrollably thought about the marriage scripts that time-travelers got. It was rarely smooth sailing, such as the divorce and son-in-law. The vicious heroine and female supporting stream, the overbearing young master stream, the sadomasochism stream, the Mary Sue stream, etc., etc., I was a little dazed for a moment, and then I thought that when I just answered Li Shenhou, I actually used the three words "I am willing", and my face suddenly turned red. got up.

I love how these three words are so similar to the sentence after saying the eternal vows when getting married.