Chapter 370 Stuttering and Sissy
"Prepare on site!"

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

"start!"

Following the director's order, Yu Huatian walked out of the carriage.

As a result, as soon as he walked to the bathroom, his footsteps stopped, and a sprayer was placed on his head.

Three robbers in raincoats and masks blocked his way.

Feng Yuanzheng raised a finger and gestured in a low voice.

"Hush! Rob!"

His voice was very low, but after all, he was holding a gun in his hand, and the surrounding people instantly became noisy.

"Robbery?"

"what!!!"

"Someone robbed!"

The voice suddenly became chaotic, and Feng Yuanzheng hurriedly pressed his hands down when he saw this, but it still didn't help.

The crowd was full of panic, and the scene became chaotic.

At this time, a robber wearing a cat mask and holding an ax came out behind him!

"Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit!!!"

His voice is so recognizable that the extras want to laugh when they hear it.

Fortunately, after filming during this period, they also learned some basic skills of actors and forcibly suppressed their emotions.

"Hit, hit, hit! Hit, hit!"

Seeing this, Yu Huatian couldn't help but sigh, and Feng Yuanzheng, who was on the side, couldn't stand it any longer.

"Robbery!"

"Yes! Robbery!"

Yu Huatian was a little speechless: "I'm most annoyed by you robbers, who don't have any technical content."

As soon as he finished speaking, the robber with a gun hit him hard in the stomach.

All the people wearing red hats got up instantly, Yu Huatian hurriedly raised his hands when he saw this, not letting them act rashly.

Feng Xiaogang, who was behind the camera, couldn't help nodding, thinking that no matter whether this part can be used or not, the performance of these actors is really good.

Even You Yong didn't know if he had counted his strikes, if this really hurt Yuhuatian, it would be a lot of fun.

That's right, the robber with the gun is actually the second child in the play, You Yong.

On the other end, Feng Yuanzheng has already started to collect things from passengers.

"Hey, take the initiative to hand it over."

"Phone, take it out!"

Fan Wei also stammered: "All kinds of cards! Lord, take the initiative!"

While talking, he directly snatched one person's wallet and said, "I told you not to give it to me!"

While speaking, he saw the milk tea with a slight glance, the smile on his face changed at that time, and he turned to look at Feng Yuanzheng and said.

"Big brother."

"what?"

"Wait for a while, I want to rob you!"

After speaking, the smile on his face became a little wretched, and he walked slowly towards the milk tea.

"IC.ip.iq card, all tell me the password!"

When Liu Tianwang saw this, he immediately raised his hand and said, "The one who reported the robbery! No IQ card!"

"Why, why not?"

"I have iq, but you don't."

"Give me yours, and I'll have it, right?"

"Here, you can't use it."

Liu Tianwang imitated Mr. Fan's stuttering with a smile on his face, and Director Feng behind the camera was almost dying.

His laughter was not high at all, and he was a little bit out loud when he was happy.

I was thinking in my heart, if the time is long enough, then add this paragraph, it’s so fun.

"Give me the password, and I'll be able to use it!"

"No password! iq is IQ!"

"What is IQ, take it out."

"IQ is the brain."

Feng Yuanzheng couldn't listen anymore, so he came behind his ear and spoke.

"You're so stupid, he called you brainless."

Hearing this, Mr. Fan turned back angrily and said, "You have no brains."

"It's not that I said you have no brains, but he said that you have no brains."

"What the hell are you saying I have no brains for you!"

Mr. Fan became furious and swung the ax in his hand, but not only did he not look fierce, but he was even more funny.

"I didn't say you have no brains, I mean you have no heart."

"I made you brainless, do you believe it or not?"

While speaking, he swung the ax in his hand again, and Liu Tianwang hurriedly blocked it with the kraft paper bag in his hand.

"What's in your hand?"

"money!"

"Hand over it."

"No, this is to honor my father."

"I am your father now."

While speaking, the two began to fight, and finally Mr. Fan struck the back of the seat with an axe, only five centimeters away from Liu Tianwang's head.

The kraft paper bag in his hand was also split due to the fight between the two, and the ghost coins inside were scattered all over the floor.

Mr. Fan bent down to pick up a stack of coins, then turned his head and said.

"Brother, he's playing tricks on me."

After speaking, his face turned red and he looked at Liu Tianwang and said.

"Do you think I'm stupid? This is paper money for the dead."

Now the group performers couldn't control it anymore, and they laughed out loud.

They didn't want to laugh either, but Mr. Fan was so funny, especially when he was on the Spring Festival Gala every year, even if he didn't move, the audience already wanted to laugh just looking at him.

Feng Yuanzheng was at a loss when he saw this, he turned his head and pointed at the orchid.

"Be serious, be serious, don't laugh, we are robbing."

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere on the scene exploded even more.

Even Yu Huatian outside the camera couldn't help laughing, the performance of these two people is simply amazing!
But Fan Wei in front of the camera didn't smile, he looked at the policewoman solemnly and said, "Do you think this is interesting?"

"Then do you know what this is?"

While speaking, he gestured an ax to threaten the policewoman.

The policewoman didn't say anything when she saw this, Mr. Fan looked down and asked again.

"What's in your waist?"

"It's nothing, if you don't believe me touch it"

Hearing this, the smile on his face became wretched again.

Looking around, he said to Feng Yuanzheng, "Hey, hey, you let me touch it."

While speaking, he touched it with a wretched face, but the smile on Random's face froze, and then slowly disappeared.

"Have you touched it?"

The policewoman asked with a smile.

"Ah."

Mr. Fan withdrew his hand, his whole face was confused.

"what?"

Mr. Fan didn't speak, but turned to look at Feng Yuanzheng.

Feng Yuanzheng was also curious and said, "Say what you touched!"

"gun!"

"Don't move, police!"

"Don't move, we are the police too!"

The surrounding policemen got up instantly, and the two of them were so frightened that they fell to the ground with a yell.

The robber with the gun was also taken off his mask, and the second child said with a grim expression, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it to be me!"

"it is good!"

"Good job!"

"Catch them!"

The passengers at the scene immediately cheered, Feng Xiaogang couldn't see his eyes from laughing, got up and spoke with a loudspeaker.

"Crack!"

"Great! Let's act like this!"

"The actors are in place, change the camera!"

Hearing the director's call, the atmosphere on the scene could no longer be controlled, and everyone laughed wildly.

Now Mr. Fan couldn't control it anymore, and started laughing.

Feng Yuanzheng laughed and said, "You didn't stutter during the rehearsal! This caught me off guard."

Mr. Fan also turned his head and smiled, "You're still talking about me, you sissy is also doing very well!"

"It's not because you stuttered. If I'm not a sissy, I'm afraid I won't be able to make it through."

The two laughed happily after talking. Seeing this, Director Feng wanted to add this part to the feature film even more.

……

(End of this chapter)

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