Participating in the romance show, this little fresh meat is too down-to-earth

Chapter 88 Artifact: Essential Oil!The fault is not me, but the world!

toilet water.

It is a thing used by thousands of households in summer. Its main function is to repel mosquitoes and sterilize bacteria. It is very effective. It can also be used as an air freshener, and it can also relieve prickly heat and relieve itching. It has many effects.

In short, it is an indispensable "fashion item" for every household in hot summer.

It's just because a lot of ethanol and essence are added in it, so the smell of toilet water will be a bit... punchy!

The various flavors that have been newly launched in recent years are relatively better. The more classic toilet water smells like a steel needle piercing your nostrils!

You can smell it from afar!
Coincidentally, the bottle that Gu Huai'an bought had a more classic flavor.

It's not that he doesn't want to buy other flavors, but that this kind of flavor seems to be available in the store, and the villagers in the village recognize this flavor. If you buy other flavors that are fancy and expensive, they may not buy them.

itself……

The aroma of tea leaves is relatively soft, and a little bit of other flavor can be easily covered up.

The smell of this toilet water is like a hooligan, any smell is not acceptable, fuck it hard!

When it is sprayed out a little bit, it spreads instantly. When it comes into contact with the tea fragrance, it instantly breaks into the ground and hits Huanglong directly, stripping away the whole tea fragrance without leaving any traces!

Doesn't the smell evaporate quickly on rainy days?
Not sensitive?
The smell of toilet water is easier to be smelled by everyone!
Just then...

As soon as the smell of toilet water comes out, the smell of tea, cosmetics, perfume, etc., disappears instantly.

The smell that everyone's nose smelled almost became the smell of the bottle of toilet water in Gu Huai'an's hand.

"???"

All of a sudden, the guests stared at each other with question marks all over their heads!
"puff……"

then!

A group of netizens laughed.

They all said:

"It's not...the tea is served there, what kind of toilet water are you spraying!"

"As expected of you, Gu Huai'an, I have never convinced anyone in this whole job!"

"Hahaha...you really are that eyeball, my brother Gu!"

"Why haven't you finished yet?!"

……

Gu Huai'an has been brainwashing everyone with his "exposure aesthetics" since the morning.

People eat oatmeal and drink milk, and he cooks instant noodles like a ham sausage...

He made Kungfu tea with a high-end atmosphere, and he put it there wearing a flip-flop to wash his feet, and then asked him if he had tea, he frankly made iced black tea...

Now that he drinks the tea and enjoys the fragrance of the tea, well, he directly served a bottle of toilet water!
You will never imagine what kind of work he, Gu Huai'an, will do for you next!
Yes!
Across the screen, the audience may not be able to smell how fragrant the thousands of pieces of Dahongpao tea are, but they are well aware of how powerful the classic toilet water is!

It is clearer how low the fighting power of the soft tea fragrance is in the face of the rogue-like smell of toilet water!

This makes them can't help complaining...

Which star sprays toilet water!
The smell of toilet water is so strong that cosmetics and perfume can't cover it up. Have you ever seen a celebrity artist with a scent of toilet water? Hey!

Many celebrities would rather be bitten to death by mosquitoes than use toilet water. Maybe they think the smell is cheap and will lower their grade.

Closer to home, let's just say that Gu Huai'an really went crazy today.

The crazy work plus the bombardment of program effects made everyone feel numb and at the same time they had to admire Gu Huai'an, because he came to this program for a few days, Gu Huai'an did so much work, and he really didn't bring any repetitions of!
What a talent!
[Ding, the host has successfully grounded and gained exposure, points +91X5]

When the system reminded him, Gu Huai'an was spraying toilet water.

To be honest, it is not surprising that Gu Huai'an was prompted by the system, but in fact, even if there is no system, he still wants to buy toilet water.

Then last night, I really became a mosquito ration. I have several bags on my body. From eating to now, there are always a few places on my body that are itchy, especially the one on the arm. If I scratch it again, the skin will break...

Yes, the scent of this thing may be strong, and it may be slightly cheaper than the high-end big-name cosmetics and perfumes used by celebrities, but this thing is useful!

No matter how good the perfume and cosmetics are, no matter how famous and expensive they are, they will not only itch but also repel mosquitoes;

No matter how strong the smell of this toilet water, no matter how cheap it is, it works anyway!
"you……"

"Gu Huaian, you..."

At that time in the tea room, several guests were a little dumbfounded.

Especially actor Su Yuntang, who just wanted to praise the tea fragrance of his Dahongpao, let everyone taste it carefully, Yunyun...

As a result, half of the words were suddenly overwhelmed by the smell of Gu Huai'an's toilet water!
There is no smell of tea at all!
The whole room smells like his toilet water!

Obviously the tea scent just now was so classical and elegant, why did it turn into that cheap toilet water scent in a few seconds! ! !
"Squeak..."

Su Yuntang's hand holding the teacup was so trembling, he really had the urge to throw the bowl of tea in his hand towards Gu Huai'an's face!
"Huh? What's wrong?"

Gu Huai'an, who was spraying toilet water, didn't seem to notice anything, and looked at the guests strangely.

To be honest, Gu Huai'an may indeed be too ordinary, and he can't understand the fact that those who are particular about tea drinkers taste the fragrance of tea.

It's not that he's being rude, because it's true that he can't get it. Most people don't pay much attention to drinking tea, as long as it tastes good, who cares if his tea tastes good or not.

In Gu Huai'an's eyes, everyone drinks everyone's tea and sprays his own toilet water. There is no connection in itself, so he even wonders why they look at him so much.

"you……"

Seeing his innocent and innocent appearance, the guests were a little confused for a while, and they didn't know what to say about him.

"Puchi..."

The older sister Sirin chuckled and said:
"Didn't Jingshu give you mosquito repellent this morning?"

"Yes, but this one works better."

Gu Huai'an nodded, the spray was almost done, he casually put down the toilet water.

Then, in front of the guests and the camera, he stretched out his hand to take the red plastic bag in which he had just packed things, and under the bewildered eyes of everyone...

I took out a few green, small boxes...

essential oils!
"???"

"!!!"

At that time, the bullet screen exploded again, and many netizens were numb by Gu Huai'an, and they all said:
"You really want a full set, Gu Huai'an!"

"...I really have you, I have to remind you again that you are recording a show, brother!"

"Haha... As early as when he took out the toilet water, I should have thought that he bought Fengyoujing, blame me, blame me hahaha..."

"Pfft... Being a fan of Gu Huai'an always feels so embarrassing hahaha..."

……

Toilet water, essential oils, must-have items in hot summer!
In fact, strictly speaking, toilet water does not stop itching. The illusion of relieving itching is just that the alcohol stimulates the already inflamed parts. aggravated.

The main function of toilet water is actually to repel mosquitoes and kill bacteria.

Fengyoujing is the real artifact with anti-inflammatory, analgesic, cooling, anti-itching and other effects!
It can even be used for headaches caused by colds, dizziness and discomfort caused by joint pain, toothache, abdominal pain and motion sickness.

It is a veritable "artifact"!
"puff……"

When Gu Huaian took out the essential oil, Jiang Shuo laughed.

He just wanted to say that this bumpkin really refreshed their understanding of him without a limit!

This may only sell Fengyoujing for one or two yuan. To be honest, Jiang Shuo hasn't seen it for many years.

And when he thinks that he might still smell this thing, he even feels a little disgusted...

Pei Jingshu and Xilin are better, they don't really care.

Shang Zhuoyan disliked it, but she was always amused by Gu Huai'an.

To be honest, at this moment, Shang Zhuoyan suddenly understood why she was able to get acquainted with Gu Huai'an so quickly.

Maybe it's because the two of them are actually more alike.

To be honest, although Shang Zhuoyan is a top actress and the most popular female idol in domestic entertainment, her family conditions and the people and things she has come into contact with since childhood are similar to Gu Huai'an.

During those years as a trainee, she also suffered hardships.

When Su Yuntang was making tea just now, do you think she really understood Su Yuntang's so-called tea ceremony?
Actually don't understand...

Pei Jingshu and Jiang Shuo may be from rich families, and the elders in the family drink tea, and they understand it by ear, but Shang Zhuoyan's family is actually an ordinary working-class family, and she has no serious tea drinkers around her since she was a child.

And at her age, especially a woman, there is no one around her who drinks tea.

Because of this, when Su Yuntang was making tea just now, she had the urge to praise her for being amazing...

Use this to cover up the fact that you are not of the same class as the people around you.

And she may not even realize that Gu Huai'an is actually the same kind of person as her.

I used to eat the 5 cents ice cream sold in the store in front of the school since I was a child. For breakfast, my parents would cook instant noodles for a pack of one or two yuan at that time. I would also drink Coke and show off potato chips when I was hungry. Sometimes I use toilet water and essential oils...

Ordinary people.

This is also the reason why she was the first to NDA when she smelled Gu Huai'an's braised beef instant noodles.

The entertainment circle is too tall, and the people who are brought into the circle feel that if they are not tall, they may not be worthy of this circle.

After becoming popular, it may be that I am used to living a luxurious life, surrounded by flowers and applause, so people will subconsciously dislike the humble self in the past.

Maybe it’s because I’m used to a bottle of perfume that costs tens of thousands of 10,000+ yuan, so I think toilet water worth more than 20 yuan and essential oils worth a few yuan are cheap.

Keren's background cannot be changed, nor can the character developed in the surrounding environment since childhood.

One thing that Shang Zhuoyan can never deny is that when she sees Gu Huai'an's potato chips and iced cola, she is really more excited than Pei Jingshu and the others...

It really seems to have been etched into the DNA.

Because they are the same kind of person, Shang Zhuoyan may have a natural sense of closeness to Gu Huai'an, so they quickly get acquainted.

And as for the difference between the two of them...

In fact, it's nothing more than a different way of doing things.

There are always some people who care about face, even if they come from a mediocre background, they always want others to feel that they are the same as them. They are afraid that others will look down on them, so they will push down people like them to elevate themselves.

Isn't there such a saying?

I've been drenched in the rain, so I have to tear up other people's umbrellas.

And this is not an expression of inferiority.

There are also some people who don't care about it. In their eyes, your height has nothing to do with me. You pretend to be you, and I live my normal life.

Whether others are good or bad has nothing to do with me.

One kind of person, different choices. Many people will scold the former, but many people are the former. There is nothing wrong with following the crowd, because the world has taught you how to be like others and how to be others since you were a child. Good standards are there. , It's your fault if you don't learn.

In a word:

"It's not me who is wrong, but this world!"

Speaking of which, Shang Zhuoyan really envied Gu Huai'an, envied him for being so confident that he could chat with him about three yuan a bottle of iced black tea while drinking Su Yuntang's thousands of fast Dahongpao...

Realizing this, Zhuo Yan, the little wild horse dealer, looked at Gu Huai'an with a much softer gaze.

"Boom..."

Putting down the toilet water and the bag casually, Gu Huai'an stood up, took out a balm, walked towards the tea table, and said:

"There are a lot of mosquitoes in the past two days, and I bought some essential oils, Miss Xilin..."

While talking, he suddenly clicked on Sirin, a mature woman. Under the gaze of Sirin's suspicious eyes, Gu Huai'an handed the essential oil in his hand to Sirin, pointed to the bag on her arm and said:
"I saw that you were bitten out of your hand in the morning. Here, this is for you."

Seeing this scene, Su Yuntang, who had an ugly expression, almost froze...

It doesn't matter if Gu Huai'an is disgusted, what does he mean by being so caring to Xilin? !

Sirin was also stunned for a moment, in her impression, she didn't seem to have told Gu Huai'an that she was also bitten by a mosquito.

When they were chatting in the morning, Gu Huai'an hadn't gotten up yet...

"how do you know……"

The older sister, who was a mature woman, raised her jade hand in a daze to take the essential oil that Gu Huai'an handed over, her exotic face was full of surprise.

"I saw it when I was cooking noodles in the morning."

Gu Huaian pointed to her arm and said:
"This essential oil is very useful for mosquito bites, but it just has a bit of a strong smell."

As soon as he said this...

"How the hell do you know the taste is strong!"

The bullet screen was almost overwhelmed by him, and the audience couldn't laugh or cry at him!
"Thank you, thank you."

The older sister's pretty face turned red, she pursed her lips and smiled, and nodded at Gu Huai'an.

Speaking of which, girls of any age are really easily moved by such details.

He saw it, he didn't say anything, he didn't ask, you thought he didn't know, he didn't care, and you didn't mention it, but when you didn't think of it, he silently bought you the most practical things. care about you.

That kind of attention to detail is what can touch a girl's heart the most.

And looking at Xilin's expression, Su Yuntang almost crushed his back molars!
To be honest, if he didn't have a valid reason, he would have turned his back on Gu Huai'an now!

This kid is stepping on a horse... It seems that a... green helmet has been buckled on him!
Also showing displeasure was Pei Jingshu, although she also felt that Gu Huai'an was very considerate, but he was treating other girls...

However, Pei Jingshu didn't know what to say, she struggled in her mind for a long time, and finally thought:

"Why didn't I get bitten by mosquitoes?"

She thought, if she was also bitten by a mosquito, maybe Gu Huaian would also care about her and give her essential oils?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sighed. The possibility of this is actually quite small, because every night, my sister would call her assistant to help her do the mosquito repellent work...

Having said that, if Pei Jingshu's idea is heard by the audience and fans, it will definitely explode on the spot.

How good is that balm!
That thing tastes so strong!
You are Pei Jingshu!

Can you use that thing? !
Would you rather be bitten by mosquitoes just to let that old 6 give you essential oils? !

You are too in love with the brain!
……

(End of this chapter)